Thanks to everyone who reviewed the story. Oh and that Kaizo guy on Youtube is the one who created an evil ROM hack game for ProtonJon to play. Poor guy…Well, this chapter is dedicated to more LPers who attempted to play ROM hack games and cried. This time, Aqua will attempt to play Bioshock with Terra and Ven…Hopefully, it'll go well….
-miano53
Video Game Rage Fests, Screams, Tears and Terrors, pt. II
In the Pellegrino household, March 1st…
That morning, Ven sat in front of his computer in his room. Munching happily away on his Reese's Puffs cereal, he chatted away with someone in the forums on a site called Facebook. Due to the person having similar interests as he, Ven declared him to be a friend and kept chatting. The weird thing about his friend was that his profile picture was that of a large key and his name appeared as "KeyofDestiny_13" on his page.
The ironic thing about that was that Ven did the same thing. He had his YouTube codename of "WindRage96" and a picture of a bronze key surrounded by winds for his profile picture. Needless to say, the two never saw how the other actually looked like.
"Hey, Roxas!" Ven typed.
"Heya, Ven. So…did your brother and his friends like my ROM hack?" Roxas asked, rapidly typing.
"Nope. Squall and Cloud wanna kill you after you put so many puddles of 'death water' everywhere," Ven responded.
Roxas placed an evil smiley face in the chat and Ven started laughing, accidentally spitting out some of his cereal. "You're evil," Ven typed.
"Hey. You can never put too much 'death water' in a game," Roxas replied.
Terra, overhearing Ven's laughing, came in and said, "Who are you talking to?"
"Oh…um, Roxas…" Ven said.
"Ask if he wants to help in playing Bioshock," Terra said.
"So, you're not gonna kill him?" Ven asked.
"No. But, I don't know about Squall and Cloud…You should've seen the videos…" Terra said, remembering all of Cloud's death threats…and Squall's yelling.
"I'm game," Roxas replied after Ven asked.
"So, Aqua's doing the Let's Play?" Ven asked.
"We're all doing it…and Roxas is invited too," Terra told him.
"Yay!" Roxas typed in after Ven told him the good news.
An hour later…
Aqua, Terra and Ven sat down in front of the TV and had Terra's Xbox up and running. The computer was also on and the machine was connected to the Xbox. Due to the Xbox live, Roxas was able to give out tidbits to Aqua. The three wore headsets so they could communicate with Roxas and tell their viewers what was going on.
"Okay, this is AzureSea23 with…" Aqua said.
"EarthBoss312," Terra said.
"WindRage96," Ven replied.
"And KeyofDestiny_13," Roxas said.
"Okay and the four of us are going to do a Let's Play for a game I hate…because it scares me…Bioshock," Aqua said.
"How can being in an underwater city scare you?" Terra asked.
"Well, it is filled to the brim with crazy crackheads," Roxas said.
"And each of them want to kill you," Ven added.
"And then you have the BIG DADDIES!" Aqua yelled.
"And they only try to kill you if you attempt to rescue a Little Sister," Roxas said.
"So, it's not that bad…" Terra said.
"Yes it is…You know it's almost as bad as Giygas," Aqua said.
Ven shuddered at the thought and she said, "Oh, sorry Ven."
The game started and Andrew Ryan started his speech. "I am Andrew Ryan. And I'm here to ask you a question. Is not a man entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No,' says the man in Washington. 'No,' says the man in the Vatican. 'No, it belongs to everyone,' says the man in Moscow. I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose…Rapture," the character said.
"Wow, that's one big city," Roxas said.
"Yep. How do they clean it all?" Ven asked.
"I dunno. But I'd hate to be the guy to do it," Terra said.
After getting a sweeping view of the city, the game started. Aqua froze up and Terra took the controller. "Okay, let's get started…" he said.
The game went fine for a few hours until they had to take on the mission to defeat Dr. Steinman. Terra had led the main character into the medical pavilion and he saw Steinman…talking to the floor. "Okay…this is creepy," Terra said.
"Er, what is he talking about…? " Ven says.
When Terra caught the man, Dr. Steinman, Steinman started yelling, "I'm not finished! I'm not finished!"
Terra had the main character chase after him when a grenade was launched in the air. "What the…?" Terra yelled.
"Beep," Ven said.
"Okay…I admit, that was creepy," Roxas said. Terra and Ven turned around to see that Aqua was hiding under the bed.
"It wasn't that bad," Ven said.
"Yes it was. Just go to the Painless Dental and you'll see what I mean," Aqua said, still hiding.
Terra then backtracked and found himself in the Painless Dental Pavilion. Once there, he collected all the items and fog filled the room. Sitting in the patients chair…was a body. "Oh Holy…!" Terra yelled.
"Beep," Ven said.
"What's with the beeps?" Roxas asked.
"To prevent Terra from cursing," Aqua said, still hiding.
"Okay, nothing's there," Terra said. He then headed over to the dentist's desk to pick up something and when he did, more fog filled the room. When he turned around…standing behind him was the dentist.
"OMG! What the…?" Terra yelled, falling out of his chair.
"Beep," Ven said and took the controller.
"Kill him, Ven! Before he kills us!" Aqua screamed.
"Okay! Okay!" Ven yelled and shot the dentist with a shotgun.
"BOOM! Headshot!" Roxas said.
Everyone saw that the dentist was gone and Aqua came from under the bed. "Is he dead?" Aqua said.
"Yup. A good headshot to the face is what he needed," Roxas said.
"Roxas…you are very…violent," Ven said.
"What? This game is violent," Roxas said.
That night…
After several hours, the four managed to finish half of the game. "Well, we should sign off here. This is Earthboss312," Terra said.
"WindRage96," Ven said.
"KeyofDestiny_13," Roxas said.
Everyone waited for Aqua to say something and she looked petrified. "A-And…AzureSea…23…" Aqua said, hiding behind Terra.
"Well, Aqua's petrified. Okay, see ya later," Ven said.
That night…Aqua had recurring nightmares of the scary dentists and Dr. Steinman…
Poor Aqua…Petrified of Bioshock…Hopefully it won't be as bad as Isa and Ven's fear of Giygas…
-miano53