Yay for Thanksgiving and birthdays. This Sunday will be my 21st birthday and I kinda can't wait and wanna wait. So, I'll post up this chappie and probably won't update until next Monday. Thankies in advance and enjoy the next chapter.
-miano53
Vengeance?
March 15th, Prof. Lucrecia's classroom…
Yazoo, Vivi, Yuffie, and Loz with a few other student greeted Prof. Lucrecia for their "Egg Hatchery" project after school. The professor looked at everyone's small chicken eggs and found something odd with Loz's egg. Instead of being a normal egg, it was a plastic Easter egg with a tiny robot in it. Prof. Lucrecia laughed while one of the students said, "Loz the idiot…"
"Well, I thought it was hilarious," Prof. Lucrecia said.
"Teacher's pet…" another student said.
The professor was about to check the others when the door was kicked down. Braig, Larxene and several entered the room. "Hey, this must be a good place to eat! Who want eggs?" Braig yelled, holding up a fork and knife.
"I'll have an omelet," Larxene said.
"We'll have some!" one of the football players said.
The students immediately started screaming and hiding. "What the…what the what?" Prof. Lucrecia said, confused.
Larxene and a few of the cheerleaders went to Vivi's egg cage and Yazoo blocked their path. "L-ladies…could I interest you in a quiet read of this book so you too could discover the wonder of egg hatchery for yourselves?" he asked, holding a book called "The Big Book of Hatchery".
"Sweet talk won't get you everywhere, Yazoo," Larxene said. Much to everyone's surprise, the book dropped on Larxene's foot.
"AAH!" she screamed.
Braig saw this and said, "Hey! What're you doing, hurting a girl?"
"That boy clobbered my foot!" Larxene screamed, holding her foot.
"I'm…I'm sorry! It was an accident!" Yazoo said.
"I bet! Let's get her to Nurse Rosa!" one of the football players yelled. The jocks immediately filled out and Yazoo looked back at everyone else. They were all in shock.
"Um…Prof? Can we continue?" he asked.
Everyone stared at him and avoided speaking to him for the rest of the day.
The next day, early morning…
Zidane entered the school and headed to his locker when Garnet rushed towards him. "Zidane, did you hear what happened?" Garnet asked.
"What?" Zidane asked her.
"You won't believe this, but Yazoo made Larxene's foot swell up like a balloon!" Garnet said.
Zidane scoffed and laughed, saying, "What did he use? The deadly art of 'Algebra'? Honestly, he's too nice for that."
Kadaj heard this and asked Yazoo at his locker, "You sent Larxene packing? What did you use, the deadly art of 'allergies'?"
Loz, haunted by what happened yesterday, said, "Do not taunt Yazoo, Kadaj…I was there…" He had a deadpan look on his face and that disturbed the two brothers.
"I don't know why everyone's still talking about it. I feel just awful…" Yazoo said.
Kadaj was about to say something when Firion had arrived. "Hey, Yazoo. Do you got another pencil, 'cause look!" he said, showing his now nonexistent pencil (it was only the eraser).
"Why of course I do, Firion," Yazoo said. He was about to give him the pencil when Firion was kicked in the face by him.
"Ow! You cheap…!" he yelled, holding his jaw.
Everyone in the halls looked at what was going on and saw Yazoo turn around menacingly. Yazoo kicked Firion in the back of the head and Firion smashed his head into the floor. Next thing everyone knew, pencils flew in the Firion's direction like shuriken and pinned him to the lockers. "What the…?" Zack said, looking.
"I seriously would've taken a 'No, not today'…" Firion said weakly.
Ven and Roxas stared at what happened and Roxas yelled, "Did you see what happened Ven?"
"We didn't see anything, Roxas," Ven said and the two rushed off to class.
"I'm…I'm sorry!" Yazoo said.
"It's always the quiet ones…I swear," Garnet said and dragged Zidane off.
"I'm sorry!" Yazoo said.
Lea and Isa grabbed Firion and Lea screamed, "Yazoo's cracked! Lost it, I tell ya!" Firion then became the second person that week for Nurse Rosa to see.
Everyone ran off to class and Kadaj said, "Yazoo! I never knew you had it in you! Kablam! Ba-boom!"
Yazoo said nothing and ran off. "Gah! Yazoo's lost. Down in the deep dark cracks between the couch pillows of life! Slipping through the fog of our belly button existence! Foraging…!" Loz yelled and Kadaj slapped him in the mouth.
"We're gonna rule this dump! Now the jocks'll have a reason to fear! Whoo!" Kadaj yelled and ran off. Poor Loz looked said as he saw his brother rush to the lunchroom…
Wednesday, 4th Hour Lunch…
Firion, who had went to the hospital the day before, came back with stitches on his head and asked the Fair's 14, "How can one who just read books all day do this? I ask you!"
He showed his scar and Zidane said, "Cool scar. You should frame that."
Everyone in the lunchroom stopped moving when they heard the doors swing open. Everyone was surprised to see that it was Marluxia and his gang, as they were already in the room. Instead it was Kadaj wearing gangster clothes and Yazoo. Kadaj walked in the lunchroom as if he owned the place and took Vivi's lunch.
He then slapped Marluxia in the back of the head and nearly knocked him out. Yazoo found a place to sit and everyone in the vicinity headed for other tables. "Why are you leaving?" he asked.
"Yeah! Why're you leaving?" Kadaj yelled.
"Grr! Who the heck do you think you are?" Marluxia yelled, grabbing Kadaj by the collar.
"Wait! Don't! He's watching!" Larxene, with a cast on her foot, hobbled over to him and screamed.
Marluxia looked and saw that Yazoo was staring at them. He then waved "hi" and the two jocks looked at him in fear. Marluxia fixed Kadaj's clothes and looked at him in fear.
Loz and the Fair's Fourteen sat somewhere else and stared at Yazoo. "Why are they sitting way over there?" Yazoo asked.
"WAY OVER THERE! You are so right. Ooh, Braig's got grapes!" Kadaj said and ran off.
What happened next didn't help the situation. Roxas and a cheerleader were fighting over the last piece of pie. Roxas was going to get it for Ven while the cheerleader wanted to eat. "Give here, kid!" the cheerleader yelled.
"Hey, it's Ven's!" Roxas yelled.
"Ask me if I care!" the cheerleader yelled.
"Give it!" Roxas yelled.
"Let go, kid!" the cheerleader said.
Yazoo walked over and asked, "Pardon my intrusion. But, surely a compromise isn't out of the question, right?"
He then smacked Roxas in the face and Roxas flew towards the cheerleader. He smashed into her and bounced off, knocking her unconscious. Roxas flew towards the wall, crashed into it, broke through, hit a nearby tree and landed on the ground after falling two stories. With a black eye, a concussion, three broken ribs and a lost shoe, Roxas said, "Have I stopped yet?"
Yazoo held the cheerleader by the collar and one of the students said, "He's a future wife beater!"
"Ha! Who's next?" Kadaj yelled and started singing "La Cucaracha".
"Aw man…" Lea said.
"That is a terrible rendition," Isa said.
"Viciousness, thy name is Yazoo Jenova…" Vivi said, hiding under the table.
"Please, let me explain," Yazoo said, trying to apologize.
"Yeah, let him!" Kadaj yelled.
"FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!" one of the students from the Drama department screamed.
Everyone took off running and rushed out of the lunchroom. Sadly, the Fair's Fourteen, Braig, Marluxia, Larxene, Kuja, Loz, some of the drama students and a few members of the anime club didn't escape. "Things are not as they appear. There has been a great breach of judgment!" Yazoo said.
"Yeah, 'breach' the heck outta them!" Kadaj yelled.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?" Kuja screamed.
"Take my munny! My comb! My moisturizing lotions! My fashion magazines! My photos of me! Take it! Take it and don't hurt me!" Kuja screamed.
Kadaj took the munny and Yazoo said, "Zack, guys, you'd certainly believe me!"
Before he could come any closer, Loz, holding a chair, yelled, "Stay away! Stay away from my best friends you big meanie!"
"Loz, I'm your brother. How can you say that?" Yazoo yelled.
"We're brothers no more. The counselor said that I can't be brothers with fisticuffs like you…" Loz said, crying.
"Alright! This ends now!" Yazoo said. He then touched the chair leg and Loz panicked.
"Aah!" he screamed and the unbelievable happened. Yazoo had beaten up Loz. Loz, who managed to get out of a choke hold, jumped out of a nearby window and landed on his feet next to poor Roxas.
He grabbed Roxas and ran to the nearest hospital. When they saw their chance, the others escaped. The doors slammed shut and Kadaj yelled, "Yazoo's got your numbers…and your addresses! Man, I'm pumped! You were a little rough on Loz. He is our brother, y'know…"
Yazoo glared at him and Kadaj fled. "What have I become? Are these the hands of a lowly thug?" he asked himself.
Thursday, Coach Jihl's office, 9 a.m.…
Coach Jihl, after hearing how the cheerleaders and other members of the student body (mainly jocks) were beaten up by Yazoo, she held a meeting with her Cheerios. "Ladies, this is a total disaster. How in the world did you get beaten up by Yazoo out of all people?" she asked.
"Well, he drop kicked that Firion kid, nearly killed the newbie, destroyed the lunchroom and broke Larxene's foot!" one of the cheerleaders said.
"I hate to say this, but…we'll have to get allies," Coach Jihl said.
"Who?" Larxene asked.
"You know who," Coach Jihl said and everyone gasped.
In the gardening class later that afternoon, Yazoo started crying due to his friends abandoning him after what happened yesterday. He heard a noise in the room and he said, "Loz? Is that you?"
Hearing a whimper under the teacher's desk, Yazoo headed over there, offered his hand and said, "Here."
What happened next was odd. Kuja jumped out from under the desk and screamed, "Gah! Leave me alone, you horrible gorilla! You rabble-rouser! You beastly brute!"
As he ran around the room trying to get away from Yazoo, Kuja managed to destroy the room. "Oh, what's the use? No one will ever believe that I'm no more than a ruffian!" Yazoo said, getting depressed again.
Kuja stopped and saw him crying. "Well, brute's don't cry…I believe you, Yazoo," he said.
"You do?" Yazoo asked.
"Uh huh. Just tell me what really happened and I'll tell Garnet," Kuja said, pulling out a tape recorder.
"Alright, what happened on Monday was a complete accident. The book slipped out of my hands and landed on Larxene's foot," Yazoo said.
"Oh. What about Firion?" Kuja asked.
"Firion? Oh, poor Firion. I was happy to give him a new pencil. I tried to get one for him when I tripped over my whiteout that fell. I then had my scarf caught in one of the hooks in my locker. You then saw the end result. It was an accident," Yazoo explained.
"And Roxas and that cheerleader?" Kuja asked, jotting notes down.
"I remembered that my grandmother gave me some of her heavenly blueberry pie and I was going to give Roxas that. I accidently stabbed myself with the fork in my bag and you saw what happened…" Yazoo said.
"Lastly, Loz?" Kuja asked.
"That was the worse blow of all. Loz panicked and knocked the both of us to the ground. When he saw that he was near me, he panicked even more and dragged me across the room. Couldn't they see it was an accident? I'm a pacifist!" Yazoo yelled.
"Well, you've been screwed over by Fate. We just have to show everyone the sweet and gentle you," Kuja said. He headed out of the room and Yazoo followed.
There, they found Braig standing at a vending machine. His pop was stuck and he said, "Weak…"
"Now's our chance," Kuja said.
The two saw that Braig was looking over at them and Kuja yelled, "You have tormented us for the last time! Are you aware of Radiant Garden's dueling rules?"
"Explicity…I think…" Yazoo said.
"We shall duel at…the Pit!" Kuja said. That excited Braig as Yazoo agreed to "fight" Kuja there.
"Guys! Kuja and Yazoo are gonna duke it out at the Pit at 3:00!" Braig said, running into a classroom.
"And done," Kuja said, smiling.
The Pit, 3:00 p.m., after school…
"Guys, go to the Pit! Kuja and Yazoo are gonna duke it out!" Braig announced.
The students rushed out to the Pit and Garnet said, "Kuja's a goner!"
Loz, however, stayed behind and started talking to a baseball. "You…Bazoo, are my new brother! Seeing as Yazoo, my old brother, is a mean fisticuffs…" Loz said.
Imitating Yazoo, Loz said (as the baseball, Bazoo), "I, Bazoo, am gentle…unlike that Yazoo you speak of. Shall we talk about Nova episodes and dish soap?"
Loz dropped Bazoo and he said, "Yazoo used to talk about that…Waah!"
Within moments, he was picked up by Firion, Roxas, Ventus and Zack. He was placed on a throne with Kadaj and he yelled, "Hurry up, slaves or I'll make sure that you'll be in the pit!"
The four rushed over to the pit and everyone saw Kuja and Yazoo stretching. "Out of the way! Make room! Brother to the school's bruiser, coming through!" Kadaj yelled.
That angered Isa and a few of the others while everyone else looked at what was going on in fear. Coach Auron, Jecht and Jihl arrived as well as the other teachers. Principal Yen Sid arrived as well and Prof. Xehanort asked, "Should we stop this?"
"No. We'll make sure that no one kills anyone," Yen Sid replied.
"Kuja are you crazy? He'll turn you into pork chops!" Zidane yelled at his brother.
"Don't worry. Yazoo'll make it quick," Kadaj yelled.
Yazoo and Kuja entered the ring and…started slapping their hands. "What the…?" Lea said, hoping to see a punch.
Yazoo then started chasing Kuja and Isa yelled, "Stop prancing around and pound him, Kuja!"
"Run, Kuja! Run!" Vivi yelled.
"That's my boy! Stay on him, Yazoo!" Kadaj yelled.
"Give him the old one-two, Kuja!" a student from the Drama department yelled.
"What's the matter? Your backbone's gone?" Kadaj asked, eating a hotdog.
"Huh?" Kuja said. Kadaj threw a hotdog at him and that angered everyone.
"Hey! That's cheating!" Coach Jihl yelled.
Everyone, even Yazoo, stared at her. "Um…You know it is," she said.
Several more hit Kuja and he yelled, "I hope you're wearing a cup, 'cause you're dead, Kadaj!" He attempted to kill Kadaj when Yazoo grabbed his foot.
"Wait a sec. Don't you remember our mission?" Yazoo told him.
That was a mistake as Kuja tripped and fell on his face. "Way to go, Yazoo!" Kadaj yelled and started laughing.
Zidane, Garnet, Roxas, Ven and Vivi surrounded Kuja and Ven asked, "Kuja, are you okay?"
Kuja's anger unleashed a side of him that hardly anyone saw. Whenever Genomes gotten angry, they went into a frenzied state called Trance. Kuja's tail rose up and he roared with anger. "GAAAH!" he yelled, charging towards Yazoo with fangs.
Yazoo got up, saw Trance Kuja coming after him and screamed, "AAH!" Kuja tackled Yazoo into a nearby tree and started pummeling the heck out of him.
"Aw man! Go get him, Kuja!" the crowd started yelling.
"Yazoo, what are you doing? Do something! You're the tough guy!" Kadaj yelled.
Aftter the dust settled down, Kuja calmed down and said, "What happened?" He then saw that he had given Yazoo a wedgie, two black eyes, three broken ribs and a sprained neck.
"The reign of the silver-haired nerd has ceased!" a Drama student yelled.
"Yay! Hooray! Kuja! Kuja! He's our boy! He'll take you to the trash like a broken toy!" the crowd yelled and carried Kuja back to the school.
Kadaj was stopped by Braig. "Nice jacket," he said.
Kadaj gave him the jacket and all Braig said was, "Dorks…"
Needless to say, the Kadaj and Yazoo were given a suspension for terrorizing the school. When Yazoo explained, he was given only a day's suspension while Kadaj was still given a week.
Eh, I guess Yazoo wasn't looking for revenge…unlike Ven.
-miano53