Title: "Brotherhood"
Rated: K+
Summary: In which Giotto and Tsuna were brothers—and the former had a huge brother-complex toward the latter while the latter was completely not aware of it.
Warn: AU, big brother!Giotto, little!Tsuna, ooc, dialog-heavy, short, (very) long A/N at bottom, absurd, weird, not beta'd.
Disc: I don't own KHR.
A/N: Somehow I like to mislead (aka troll) people—though I don't know why—and I just misinterpreted the "bro-con" thing (I thought it's the same concept as the over-protectiveness "sis-con" thing except it's the little brother version)… And since I don't know if G and Alaude have a full name (and I think I'm just pushing things), so yeah… Also thanks for the reviews, favorites, and follows everyone. :)
"Hey Giotto," said blond turned his head and glared at the red-haired teen beside him.
"What is it G?"
"…eh, never mind." Akage "G" Gokudera slowly inched away from his (apparently-had-snapped) best friend back to his seat where his other friend of their weird bunch, Ugetsu Asari, had sat.
"Well, that was odd," Ugetsu commented, "it's been a while since I last saw him like that, perhaps it's because of Tsunayoshi-kun again?" while the other shrugged.
"Dunno, but knowing him, it probably is." then G shook his head, "seriously, that guy needs some reality check that he can't keep the midget away from the rest of the wor—"
"But he's only four, G! Four!" Giotto wailed from his seat as the other two instinctively inched away (again) from the blond. "He's too pure to be tainted by this cruel world—Tsuna is an angel!" as he glared toward the red-headed teen, "and he's not a midget, G! H–he's just too young to have a growth spurt, t–that's all!"
("I thought he was busy glaring at his desk to notice your comment and insult, G."
"I have no idea, probably his brother-complex-insticts or something.")
Said man rolled his eyes, "yeah, what ever you say Giotto."
"Being sarcastic is not helping me ease my misery G!" Giotto wailed again, eyes comically watering with tears whilst G twitched.
"Then stop with the yelling, idiot!"
"THEN HELP ME GET TSUNA AWAY FROM THAT "KYO-CHAN"!"
"Wha—it's because of that thing again?! You know he's just joking, idiot! You weren't any better your self when you're his age anyway!"
"BUT G—HE'S TOO PURE G—TOOOOOOOO PUUUUUUUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Oh for the love of—STOP SCREECHING IDIOT!"
"NOT UNTIL YOU HEL—OWWW!"
"Shut up, both of you, or I'll arrest you two for making noise polution." Ugetsu blinked.
"Ah, Alaude, done patrolling with Kyouya-kun?"
The teen, Heiko "Alaude" Hibari, rolled his eyes (which the raven-haired teen took as a no) whilst pulling back the rolled up book he used to hit the blond-red duo's heads.
"Owww! Why the heck did you do that for, idiot?!" G glared at him as both he and Giotto rubbed their aching heads while Alaude stared at them impassively and walked away.
G, not pleased with the lack of response, snapped. "OI ALAUDE!" but said teen had already gone from their class to where-ever-he-went.
"Damn him…" the red-head cursed whilst Ugetsu laughed.
"At least Giotto stopped shouting about Tsunayoshi-kun, G—ah." Giotto stiffened and started to wail—again.
"TSUNA! DON'T LEAVE YOUR ONIICHAN SINGLE! I'M STILL NOT APPROVING "KYO-CHAN"! TSUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"YOU IDIOT!"
END
A/N (warning, a bit long since it's somewhat a rant): I know most of you guys just reviewed, favorited and/or followed because of the last chapter's "1827"-thing—which I will not confirm if it is true or not—(at least I think you do, this is just a hypotesis) since this is pretty much absurd and such, meh. Would probably make an 1827-fic if found any inspirations, because it's one of those pairs I that haven't made their pair-fic(s) in the fandom (including 27R, 1896, 8086, 3387, 8695, 8795, 8687, 9596, 2759, 2780, 1886, 1895, 1859, 1880, 1869, 5980, 27D, 18D, LuceR (I have no idea what's this pairing called), LR, IL, FR, and many others (also, there are some of my favorite pairs and/or couples there, though not in a particular order)) (with the exception of the "Unwanted" fic-thing). Also, I'm not going to focus on that "relationship between Tsu-kun and Kyo-chan" thing—it was for humor purposes, so this'll (probably?) be the last chapter I'll ever mention them—the main focus for this fic is the brotherly-relationship between Giotto and Tsuna. Anyway, reviews would be lovely, thank you. :)
~G L. [Jakarta, 15.07.2014]
Translation(s):
- Akage - Red hair
- Heiko - Military child or Child of the military
Silenzioso: Ahaha, keep guessing. And to be accurate, it should be "shonen-ai" not "yaoi" since I don't put PwP in this—if that "Kyo-chan" is Hibari. Also thank you for the compliment (though Giotto would sulked a bit if that happened) and review. :)
NagiRokudo: Ahaha, as I just said earlier, keep guessing. Maybe it's Hibari, maybe it's Kyoko, or maybe it's an oc who incidentally has the name "Kyo" in their name—but thanks for the review anyway. :)
TsunaMoe: Ahaha, for the third time, keep guessing. And thanks for the compliment, though it is supposed to be short, since Natsu Yuuki wants it as a drabble-ish story (but couldn't since I can't really do drabble); also thanks for the tip and review. :)
Skylar18: Wow, you must really like Hibari, huh? But keep guessing and thanks for the review. :)
Guest (who didn't leave a name): Ahaha, maybe yes, maybe not, but keep guessing. Also thanks for the review. :)
INSANEWORLD21: Ahaha, probably; keep guessing and thanks for the compliment and review. :)
Lithium HK: Ahaha, no—I already have too many projects for writing and in real life, and I don't want more, thank you very much—but if you want to, you can make your own fic about it; and it's okay, I'm used to these kind of reaction from typical BL fan-girls, also thanks for the review by the way. :)
SkyBlue24: Well, what ever floats your boat and thanks for the review. :)
Natsu Yuuki: You are welcome (you asked for it and it's for you after all!) and thanks for the compliment and review! Though, I'm sorry I can't really make it as a drabble-series—I just somehow couldn't unfortunately. :( At least I hope this will satisfy you. :D
Edited and added a bit. [Jakarta, 16.07.2014]