Thank you to KHLegacy for their review. This chapter will be about the school's prom and who will be attending.
-miano53
Final School Days, pt. II
Radiant Garden High School, June 1st…
At the end of the school day, Loz and Kadaj were running through the halls. Loz was holding what looked like Kadaj's snack of a pack of pop-tarts and the boy yelled, "Give me my pop-tarts!"
"No!" Loz yelled.
As they ran through the halls, Yazoo chased after them, trying to stop them from accidentally destroying the school…again. "Stop! Kadaj, just let him have the pop-tarts!" Yazoo yelled.
The two knocked into several students and started fighting each other when they accidentally knocked into Coach Dilan. When Kadaj and Loz did, the two looked up at him and trembled in fear.
"Why are you running in the halls?" he asked.
Kadaj could've sworn he saw the man's shadow loom over them like a dark shroud. "Um…I was just trying to get my pop-tarts back from…Loz…" Kadaj said.
Coach Dilan took the snack from Loz and ate it in front of the two's faces. Kadaj, dejected, left for his locker. Loz followed and the Fair's Fourteen saw what happened.
"Man, Coach Dilan's a jerk," Yuffie said.
"You said it," Ven said.
The others started talking amongst themselves about what the Coach did when Roxas saw a poster. It was for the school's two proms: one for the seniors and the other for the underclassmen.
He took it and read aloud, "'Waltz of the Diamond Dance'?"
"Oh, that's the theme of the proms for next week," Yuna said.
"Seriously, who came up with that name?" Zidane asked.
"I dunno. Ask one of the seniors," Ven said.
Before Roxas could ponder it, he heard Larxene scream, "I'D RATHER DATE A FROG, BALDY!"
She had yelled at the poor wood boy and he said to himself, "What do you mean I should've ate a breath mint?"
The poor wood boy was then punched in the face and sent flying to a nearby garbage bin. He landed in said trash bin and everyone was terrified. "So, I guess she's going with Marluxia," Garnet said.
Kadaj and his brothers saw the poster and the teen posted a list. It said: "Win a date with Kadaj. Sign up here".
The odd part is that he misspelled the words "here" and "sign" as "hewe" and "sin". Loz wrote his name down and Kadaj thought someone else had written on the list. When he saw Loz's name, he was saddened.
Yazoo saw this and yelled, "Do you realize that it's customary for a boy to ask a GIRL to attend!"
"Yes. That's why I posted the sign!" Kadaj yelled.
That's when they heard Larxene scream again. This time, she stabbed a poor boy with a pencil...
Later, Pellegrino household...
Ven and Roxas, who was happy as both Yuffie and another girl named Namine accepted their offer to be their dates, rushed home and began bombarding Eraqus with questions on how to charm girls. Since what he said was quite outdated, Terra said, "I'll help you guys out. First, you need a tux."
"I don't have one," Roxas said.
"Then we'll go and get you one. Next, you gotta give the girls some flowers and candy. They like that stuff," Terra said.
Ven started taking notes and Roxas asked, "What next?"
"Then you gotta be cool...Don't freak out if she asks you to dance," Terra said.
"'Don't freak out...'" Ven said, writing down notes.
"And whatever you do, don't drop her," Terra warned.
"Or spill punch on her," Eraqus added.
"Or sneeze on her while in the limo and say, 'Oh it's only blood'," Terra said.
Roxas looked horrified and yelled, "You did that?"
"No, Aqua's date did..." Terra replied.
"Or attempt to quote Shakespeare," Eraqus said.
"And don't quote LOVELESS constantly," Terra said.
"So, who did that?" Ven asked.
"Genesis did. It drove his date crazy," Terra said.
"And make sure you give her compliments," Eraqus told them.
The boys wrote down those notes and hoped they would remember it. After Aqua came home, the men left to find tuxes for Roxas and Ven.
Zack Fair's house...
Zack, happy that he was going to junior prom with his friends, began telling his cousin Angeal about it. Angeal, just like Terra, started giving him advice.
"Don't quote LOVELESS, please," Angeal said.
"Got it," Zack said.
"And don't step on the girls' toes when you start dancing," Angeal added.
"Yep, got it," Zack said, attempting to do his homework.
"And don't attempt to steal any dates," Angeal said.
"Why? Did Sephiroth do that?" Zack asked.
"And that's why Cloud hates him. He 'stole' Tifa during a dance at prom and the two started dating," Angeal said.
With that revelation, Zack continued to do his homework. 'Kinda silly when you think about it,' Zack thought.
The Jenova household, 5 p.m...
After coming home, Kadaj, Loz and Yazoo started rushing up to the attic. Before they could go, Yazoo saw that their grandmother, Jena Jenova, and Sephiroth weren't home. Instead, a note from Jena was left.
It read: "Will be right back. Took Sephiroth to the airport. Dinner's in the oven."
Loz opened up the oven door and saw that their grandmother had made chicken pot pie. "I hate chicken pot pie..." Kadaj said, looking at the food.
"I WANNA EAT!" Loz yelled. He then took the pie and rushed off into the dining room.
Within moments, the teen ate the whole thing. Yazoo and Kadaj glared at him as that was the only thing they could eat. They could've made something else, but they were lazy.
"Okay, Loz, get the sowing mannequin!" Kadaj yelled.
"Please, Kadaj, this prom will be another disturbing detriment to our adolescent lives!" Yazoo said, pleading with his brother.
Sadly, his pleas fell on deaf ears.
After stealing some things from Granny Jena's room and creating a "swinging chick", Kadaj set the mannequin in the attic and put on some music. "Okay, ask her to dance, just like the book says," Kadaj said, holding up a teen magazine.
Yazoo stared at the mannequin and started blushing. He the fainted, saying, "I can't bear the rejection!"
"My turn!" Loz yelled.
He then rushed up to the mannequin and said, "Hiya! My name is 'Charmin' Marvin' and this is my friend, 'Lenard...er, Jr.'"
Kadaj slapped him and yelled, "Loz, no one wants to see your stupid Steal materia! Talk about everyday stuff! Like cash, me and movies!"
"Movies? So, have you partaken in watching 'Mother'? My favorite scene is when Giygas started attacking towns with telekinesis, kinda like this!" Loz said.
He then started acting like he was the bad guy from the video game based movie. "I am Giygas! Hear me roar! ROAR!" Loz yelled, throwing things.
Kadaj and Yazoo (who recovered) hid behind a pile of boxes and Yazoo pleaded again with his brother. "Kadaj, if we go, it'll be traumatic!" he said.
"Get over it! Reading this will make us the coolest boys at prom!" Kadaj yelled.
After hearing Loz stopping his rampage, Kadaj and Yazoo left the attic. "Wait for me!" Loz yelled.
Sadly, the entire attic looked like World War VI happened...
Radiant Garden High School, June 8th, 8 p.m...
In the school's gym, the junior prom started. Many of the underclassmen came and were wearing their best. Ven and Roxas wore tuxedos of black and had vests of red underneath. They came with both Yuffie and Namine, who both wore dresses of red. The four looked around for their friends and were happy to find them.
"Hey, over here!" Zack, who also wore a black tux, yelled.
The four did and saw Luneth (wearing black and blue), Yuna (who wore a white and purple dress), Tidus, Shuyin, Vivi, Zidane, Lea, Isa (who all wore tuxes), and Garnet (who wore a red and black dress). "Where's Firion?" Ven asked.
"There he is...and is that...?" Garnet said.
Firion, who wore a tux of black and white, came in with his adoptive sister, Maria (who wore a purple dress). "So, didn't you say you wanted to dance with Zack?" Firion asked.
Maria nodded and the two walked over to the Fair's Fourteen. "Who's this?" Yuna asked.
"This is Maria. She's gonna come to the school next year," Firion said.
"Yay. Then she can join our merry band!" Vivi said.
"Uh, how much of that Robin Hood have you read?" Zack asked.
"Uh, I only read two books," Vivi said.
"In less than a day," Isa muttered.
Vivi glared at him and the fourteen dispersed to dance and eat.
With the Jenova boys, they came in wearing fashionable attire and...fake mustaches. "Ooh! Firion brought his sister to the dance!" Loz yelled, running off.
"We still can reconsider from this!" Yazoo said, still wanting to run.
"Don't worry. If we read the book, we'll be fine," Kadaj said.
The two stood at a wall and Kadaj looked around at all the girls. "Go on. Pick one," he said to Yazoo.
Yazoo and Kadaj then spotted one of the 10th graders named Shelke Rui. She, wearing a blue dress, looked up at Yazoo and smiled. The boys were confused and immediately started trembling in fright.
Kadaj pulled out the book and didn't find anything on what happens when a girl looks at you. So, he ran off, saying, "I gotta wash off some of this aftershave. It's driving the girls crazy!"
Yazoo was left behind and he saw that Shelke had waved at him. Instead of going to her, Yazoo rushed off to the exit. "Thank you! Thank you! Thank...!" he yelled.
He accidentally crashed into Larxene and he expected her to scream at him. Instead, Marluxia (wearing a tux) and she looked at him and Larxene said...nicely, "Hey, Yazoo. Is there something you'd like to ask me?"
"Um...forgive me?" Yazoo said and ran off.
On the other side of the room, Braig mustered up the courage to ask Shelke to dance. "I'm going in man!" he yelled at one of the archers.
"'Cassanova Braig' is goin' in," he said, making fun of him.
He then arrived at Shelke's location and she said, "Hey Braig. You wanna dance with me?"
"Uh...Punch, got it," Braig said, walking off.
When Braig arrived at the refreshments table and the archers said to him, "Heh, your backbone's bruise?"
"Yeah, whatever," Braig said.
He then saw Yazoo and Yazoo asked, "Braig, do you know a backdoor out of...Oh...Let me."
Yazoo was about to get a can of punch for Braig when the two saw that Kadaj had managed to hide in the cooler. "What the...? I almost drank 'dorkaid'! I'm gonna heave!" Braig yelled and ran off.
"Great move, Yazoo! Where in the book did it say to blow your brother's cover!" Kadaj yelled.
"After the chapter about abandoning your twin in his time of need!" Yazoo yelled back.
"Just shut it and help me out of here," Kadaj said.
Yazoo did and the two were accidentally sent sailing towards Braig. Braig attempted to impress Shelke when the three crashed into each other. Shelke saw this and grabbed Yazoo.
"Wow, let's dance," she said, taking him to the dance floor.
"Hey! That was my move he used! HE DIDN'T EVEN WANNA BE HERE!" Kadaj yelled, jealous.
Shelke started teaching Yazoo how to dance to a slow song and Yazoo trembled. As they danced, Braig steamed with anger.
"Heh, way to get burned, huh?" Kadaj said.
Braig, now very angry, punched Kadaj in the face, knocking him unconscious. Dejected, he headed for the boys' room to sulk.
On the other side of the gym, Loz managed to get Maria to dance with him. That angered Firion as he didn't ask for his permission.
"Hey! Loz! Have you no shame? You broke one of our laws and traditions. You have to ask the older brother first before you 'shimmy shake' with my sister!" Firion said.
With Ven and Yuffie, the two saw what was going on with Firion and Loz. "Huh, what's with Firion?" Ven asked.
"Oh, well, he's mad that Loz didn't ask for his permission before dancing with Maria," Yuffie said.
"Oh...Weird," Ven said.
"Well, at least you don't have much worry about that," Yuffie said.
Ven then noticed her face. "Uh...Yuffie, you okay?" he asked.
She looked at him lovingly and Ven said, "You sick?"
"Huh? How can you think that?" Yuffie yelled and ran from him.
Ven looked at her dumbfounded. "What just happened?" he asked.
Roxas and Namine saw what happened and said, "Yuffie must really like Ven, huh?" Roxas said.
"Yup. And hopefully she can tell the difference between you two. 'Cause I'll cut any chick who comes between me and my man!" Namine said.
"Huh?" Roxas said, confused.
"Forget it..." Namine said.
Roxas was about to ask something when they heard and felt rumbling.
With Yazoo and Shelke...
Yazoo started to relax as Shelke taught him how to dance the waltz. "Just relax and have fun," Shelke said.
"But I must ask, why would a popular girl like you want to dance with a nerd like me?" Yazoo asked.
"Well, I'm not like everyone else. I don't believe in all that 'jock vs. everyone else' stuff," Shelke said.
Within moments, the two heard someone yelled, "How 'bout you get your claws off my man, boyfriend stealer!"
One of the girls had started a fight with her sisters and had accidentally knocked over the music table. The stereo system's wired were ripped out from the walls and a spark was created. The spark hit the flammable fabrics and the fabrics were set on fire. That cause for the sprinkler system to go into overload.
The room started shaking as the water from the pipes were rushing in to stop the fire. The pipes burst, flooding the gym. "AAAH!" the students screamed, running out of the gym.
Outside, the Fair's Fourteen, the Jenova Boys, Namine, Maria and Shelke rushed outside and towards the limos. There, they noticed that they were all soaking wet. Most of them were angry, but Loz was happy.
"NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!" he yelled.
"Oh, I guess we won't..." Zack said, wringing his jacket out.
"So, Yazoo...I had a great time," Shelke said.
"Huh?" Kadaj said, loud as ever.
"I hope I can see you again," Shelke said and headed for her limo.
Yazoo blushed and Vivi chanted, "Yazoo's got a girlfriend! Yazoo's got a girlfriend!"
"And I got Maria's number, guys!" Loz said, lifting his arms in triumph.
"No you don't," Firion said.
Due to the gym being soaked, the dance was canceled. When Ven and Roxas got home, they explained the night's events to their very nosy family. The next day, it was found out that everything that happened was a final senior prank.
Yay. The last school chapter. So, next will be what happens in the summertime for the Fair's Fourteen and the Jenova Boys.