Title: Brotherhood
Rated: K+
Summary: In which Giotto and Tsuna were brothers—and the former had a huge brother-complex toward the latter while the latter was completely not aware of it.
Warn: AU, big brother!Giotto, little!Tsuna, ooc, dialog-heavy, absurd, weird, not beta'd.
Disc: I don't own KHR.
A/N: How in the clams can this thing have 100 favorites and 111 follows?! How?!—and so I gaped, shocked, and went _(:o_ for a couple of days. By the way, the identity of "Kyo-chan" is finally going to be revealed in this chapter—but don't get your hopes up if it's not what you think. :p I already warn you, 'kay? Thanks for the reviews, favorites, and follows everyone! :D
"Damn that blondie…" Daemon Spade cursed under his breath while removing a gunk of brown cake remains from his hair (which would temporarily be swarmed with flies for the next few days, he thought with a grim).
The (temporally) brown-blue-ish-haired teen was walking the suburban streets of Namimori (which most of the local citizen's houses were located) when he saw a flash of unruly hair of pure brown playing in park beside a hooded head (who was (somewhat) looked like watching the untamed brown-haired boy to keep him supervised).
After taking a closer look (also outwardly ignoring the hushes between older women saying he was a creepy stalker—how dare they!—and mentally maiming them with his (plastic toy) scythe; which he had left at his house), Daemon noticed the brown-hair of gravity-defier was none other than Tsunayoshi Sawada—aka Ieyasu "Giotto the damned blondie" Sawada's younger brother.
It made him scowl to think about any Giotto-related issue, even if said Giotto-related issue had nothing to do with any of the idiot blond's schemes toward him.
"Dae-niichan!" Tsuna giggled as he ran (skipped?) toward Daemon with the hodded child trailing not far behind. The teen stood up from his hiding spot and gave a strained smile toward the child.
"Hello Tsunayoshi, where's your…brother?" Knowing Giotto, Daemon figured the blond-headed bastard was somewhere nearby, probably hiding in some bushes—waiting for his chance to ambush anyone who would get near Tsuna. Since he didn't really trust anyone (other than himself and his parents) to get anywhere near the fluffy-haired child. That brother-complexed creep.
(And this was coming from the major creeper himself. It was kind of ironic, the dual color-eyed teen marveled.)
"Oniichan? Oniichan is home with Ji-niichan and Tsu-niichan, Dae-niichan." Tsuna replied while giving the teen a very bright smile (my eyes! I think I'm going blind! Daemon moaned.); the hooded-child only stared impassively at him (Daemon wasn't sure since the kid's hood was covering most of his head) as he blinked, trying to process Tsuna's statement.
"Wait…he's not with you, right now?" Tsuna nodded whilst Daemon pondered while rubbing his chin. Well that's a first, that blond-idiot usually won't leave him by himself—even if the pink-haired octopus and kendo-maniac came to his place to do some last minute projects…
"Un! Ji-niichan says Tsu-kun have to play somewhere or else oniichan don't do oniichan's homework—and kaa-san says not do homework is bad! And Tsu-kun don't want oniichan be bad—so Tsu-kun come here! But then oniichan suddenly starts yelling and Ji-niichan and Tsu-niichan have to take oniichan back to room…"
"I…see…" Figures. He inwardly rolled his eyes. G, to manipulate the poor child to such extent—and Giotto's outburst of "Tsuna's safety" bullshits—how pathetic.
(Again—this was coming from the master of manipulation himself.)
Daemon almost shook his head as he realized something. Wait a minute—this is my chance to get my revenge! He mentally cackled.
"Hey Tsunayoshi," he crouched, "do you wanna see how your "oniichan" looks like when he panics?"
Tsuna blinked (Daemon swore he felt the hooded-child narrowed their eyes on him), "eh? How Dae-niichan? Tsu-kun wants to know!" his eyes literally sparkled in excitement (though unfortunately naïve about the "costs" he would bring to his older brother (And to other people as well) when he told him that).
"Okay, but you can't tell your "oniichan" it's from "Dae-niichan," alright?" Tsuna nodded, leaning closer to Daemon to hear him.
"You just say "oniichan, Tsu-kun wants to marry…"" looking around, Daemon noticed a sign that said "New in Namimori Deserts! The Blinding taste of Summer of Kyoto in your mouth!" and grinned, ""…"Kyo-chan."—you can tell him "Kyo-chan" is your nice friend at school when everyone else is mean to you and you want to marry "Kyo-chan" because they're nice to you—do you understand, Tsunayoshi?" The vaguer the name of the "bride"—the better. He inwardly cackled again. And besides, this is for my other revenge with that bird and that priest-wannabe and that marshmallow lecher! As they say, kill four birds with one stone!
Tsuna titled his head for a moment, as if in the middle of processing the teen's words (lies), before nodding and gave him a wide smile. "Un! Tsu-kun understands Dae-niichan!"
As Daemon tried to smile back in return, he noticed the hooded-child was gone. He blinked.
"By the way, who was that hooded-child anyway? A friend of yours?" this time Tsuna blinked again.
"What hood child, Dae-niichan? Tsu-kun doesn't know any hood child and Tsu-kun is playing alone in the park all this time."
"…"
END
Note(s):
- Daemon - Dae = Dae-niichan
- G - Ji (in Japanese pronunciation) = Ji-niichan
- Ugetsu - Tsu = Tsu-niichan (it's not older Tsuna. 'kay?)
A/N: They are Tsuna's guardian angel—or just his first-stage stalker. Lol. I'm evil. xD So after that, chapter 1 happens, Daemon cackles again from afar (or near), and up until now the blue watermelon doesn't know the "hooded-child"'s name—perhaps a KHR character, or perhaps an oc—your guess. :p Anyway, a few omakes since I find your guesses amusing—thus gave me inspirations. :D Also reviews would be nice—thank you. :D
~G L. [Jakarta, 05.03.2015]
Omake: What if "Kyo-chan" is Kyouya Hibari
"I'm here to make Tsunayoshi Sawada my (play)mate."
Giotto screamed in horror while both children stared confusedly at him. They mean, there was nothing wrong being playmates with each other, right?
(Apparently—since young Kyouya here chose the wrong words to say it—yes, it was something wrong to the older Sawada's ears.)
Instictively, Giotto grabbed Tsuna on the shoulders and ran away from there while screaming.
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE TSUNA FROM ME!"
Alaude had facepalmed that day along with G, while Kyouya blinked and frowned a little since his "playmate's leader" didn't approve his actions, but later shrugged.
(Oh well, he could do it another time.)
Omake: What if "Kyo-chan" is Kyoko Sasagawa
"SAWADA! YOU HAVE TO BEAT ME IF YOU EXTREMELY WANT KYOKO!"
"Eh? Okay Ryo-niichan!" Tsuna then turned his head to face his older brother and smiled, "wish Tsu-kun luck oniichan! Na-niichan!" before running toward the white-haired five-year old. Leaving a gaping Giotto and a praying Knuckle.
"I feel like this is a child's and more likely innocent, unplanned version of 'if you beat me I'll accept you as my little sister's boyfriend' event or something." The raven-haired teen mused, looking at his cousins and Tsuna in slight amusement.
"TSUNA YOU'RE TOO YOUNG FOR THIS!"
Note(s):
- Knuckle - Nakuru = Na-niichan (failed)
Omake: What if "Kyo-chan" is Kikyo
"Kyo-chan! Shiro-kun! Buru-chan" Tsuna waved his hand, and let go of his other hand from Giotto's, when he saw Kikyo playing in the sandbox with Byakuran and Bluebell.
"Hello Tsu-kun," Kikyo nodded in acknowledgement whilst Byakuran and Bluebell waved their hands back at him with big smiles on their faces.
"Morning Tsu-kun!"
Tsuna sat beside Kikyo, watching the older child filled the buckets with sand, and picked one of the buckets upside down. He took the bucket away from the forming sand and began to draw some kiddie doodles on it. Windows and door-like doodles formed on it as Giotto peered to get a closer look at it, only to gasp in horror when he noticed the names on it.
Tsuna smiled, satisfied with his work, and turned his head toward his friends. "When Tsu-kun grows up, Tsu-kun wants to save Kyo-chan, Shiro-kun, and Buru-chan from the castle—so we can live together!"
Again, Giotto gasped in horror—and immediately took Tsuna back to their house to tell their mother to not—in any circumstances—let Tsuna grow up and go outside anymore.
(Nana only shook her head and gave her older son a deadpanned look before continuing to watch her favorite soap-opera again. Giotto wailed at his mother's lack of reaction.)
Note(s):
- Bluebell - Buruberu = Buru-chan (another fail)
- Byakuran - Shiro (white) = Shiro-kun
booklover1209: You're welcome—and here's another one! :D Thanks—I tried to make their even crack-ier(?) in the fic, since this is an AU and a humor fic. xD Anyway, thanks again for the review!
Kita Nakeshi: Ah, thanks! Though I'm kinda confused why this thing is so…popular (in my standards)—by the way, could this be your answer? ;D And thanks again for the review! :D
Natsu Yuuki: Don't mention it—it's my job to continue this, until I'm out of ideas, after all. xD And thanks for the review! :D
yaaaas: Here you go—and thanks for the review and kudos. :D
Naii Murusame: Thanks for the kudos and review—though sorry for the late update, I wrote this thing ages ago, yet don't have the inspirations to continue the other half of it up until last night (in Jakarta). :( Anyway, thanks again! :D
JuCaos: One of the omakes is for you, dear—though Koyo's name can't really be a "Kyo" so I can't really add him—sorry. :( By the way, thanks for the review! :D
HikariNoTenshi-San: As much as I want to (since 2795 has been one of my favorite pairs up until now), this is a family/humor fic that focuses on Giotto and Tsuna. xD By the way, your review's one of my inspirations for the omake—can you guess which one? ;D And thanks again for the review! :D
SleepyMangaHead: Well, as much as hilarious the idea of that (when Giotto suddenly finds Hibari using "ambiguous" words to Tsuna (I'll bite you—he doesn't hear the "to death" part since he immediately went hysterics), you probably find the answer to that now. xD Anyway, thanks for the review. :D