Neji had finally worked up the courage to ask Tenten out a few days ago. Now, they were walking hand in hand to a new restaurant Tenten insisted they try.

Tenten had a stupid grin on her face, and Neji was smiling slightly. Since they had a date today, they decided not to spar. Since they decided not to spar, they wore civilian clothes, which was a rare occasion for Neji and Tenten.

Tenten wore a short jean skirt that tightly hugged her curves and showed off her toned legs, a pretty blouse with a sakura pattern on it, and light pink flats. Her hair was down, framing her face wonderfully.

Neji wore a black leather jacket, giving him a "bad boy" look. Underneath it was a white muscle t-shirt. He had on jeans and white reeboks.

They arrived at the restaurant. "How many?" said the waiter politely, but Neji noticed the way he looked at Tenten. He snorted. "How many do you think? Two obviously." The waiter frowned and Tenten giggled.

The waiter led them to their table. "What would you like to drink, my beautiful princess?" He asked Tenten. Neji practically had flames in his eyes when Tenten blushed at the compliment. She twiddled her fingers, not unlike what Hinata did when she was around Naruto. "U-um I'll just take water, please."

The waiter smiled flirtatiously and looked at Neji with distaste. "And you?" he said with contempt. Neji glared at him. "Water." Tenten was completely oblivious to this.

The waiter came back with the waters. He handed the couple the menus and looked over Tenten's shoulder as she flipped through. "I would recommend that one." The waiter said, pointing over at something. Tenten looked up at him and smiled. Their faces were too close. Way too close.

To hell with manners.

Neji made a growling sound and Tenten looked at him in surprise. He stood up, walked to the waiter, and grabbed him by the collar. "If you so much as look at her, I will rip your stupid face of your even more stupid head. She is mine, you hear? Mine. And ONLY mine. Hands off."

Silence.

The waiter, scared, ran away. Tenten turned toward Neji.

Neji's expectations: Tenten turned towards him with dreamy eyes. "Oh thank you, Neji, you are my saviour!" And with that they skipped off hand in hand into the sunset.

Neji's reality: Tenten turned towards him, emanating a dark aura. "NEJI I-DON'T-KNOW-YOUR-MIDDLE-NAME-HYUGA! I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF YOU ASSHOLE! HOW DARE YOU THINK GIRLS AREN'T STRONG ENOUGH TO DEFEND THEMSELVES!" And with that, she took a fork and proceeded to beat him up with it. "Don't kill me!" Neji pleaded. Tenten snorted. "That's what ya get for gender inequality."

In the employees room, the waiter snickered. There was a little poof and he turned into Naruto. "Haha, Neji is so dead now. That's my revenge for him not letting me go out with Hina-chan."