Sasuke stormed out of the compound, trying to keep a level head until he was alone.
The door was opened harshly and slammed beside him as he grumpily thumped his back against the car seat.
Naruto took that as a sign to book it out of the Uchiha Estate.
Half an hour of frustrated fuming from Sasuke and Naruto flirting his way out of twelve speeding tickets led them to the Namikaze Compound.
Upon reaching the threshold of the land, Sasuke practically broke down the door of the still-moving car and started angrily speed walking the multi-mile trek up one of the mountains contained within the Namikaze grounds. Naruto sighed in exasperation, hitting his head against the steering wheel before leaving the car alone on the side of the path to catch up with Sasuke.
It wasn't unexpected when Sasuke started ranting about his shitty parents.
It became apparent that they had been leeching off the money his older brother, Itachi, despite their already multi-million dollar businesses. He described them as awful people, treating their only two children like businesses, pretending as though it was Itachi's obligation as the eldest son to make all the relevant money in the already-rich family.
Sasuke ranted on about how his parents had always ignored him, with Naruto calmly keeping up with the ever growing pace of his best friend as they drew slowly closer to the Hokage Peak of the Namikaze Mountain. Sasuke's face slowly became progressively redder from all the shouting he was doing, earning several encouragements to breath from Naruto.
He eventually found himself annoyed at all the shit Sasuke's parents were pulling and decided to speak up.
"You know what?" Naruto held a firm standing in his belief as he continued. "I'm gonna be your dad now. And your mum. Your...dom. WAIT SHIT NO-"
Sasuke fell into a chasm of laughter and Naruto froze when he heard a snort escape Sasuke.
In that moment, it was decided by all the celestial deities in the world that, however the shitty life Sasuke led became, they were going to get him to laugh so hard he snorted again.
As Sasuke finished his mirthful expressions with fading chuckles, he held a suppressed, passionate laugh from exploding again.
He said, "Daddy?"
Naruto's head flipped around so hard he had a feeling that he may have suffered minor effects of whiplash (he should know, it's happened more times to him than he cares to admit publicly).
A lecture ensued, with Sasuke trying to hold in his cute little puppy giggles as Naruto lectured him on never calling him that again.
As if I would listen, Sasuke thought.
And so ensued one of the longest standing jokes in their bro-hood.