"Well I figured out the problem." Dr. Mario explained with several papers in his hands. "Alph doesn't want to fight. He just wants to enjoy a nice quiet life."
"You had to do testing to figure that out?" Kazooie scoffed. "Not exactly the kind of thing we would do with."
"It wasn't easy but you kind of see these things just happen." Doc was sure to explain.
Banjo rubbed his chin. "So we should try to make him enjoy the finer points of life?"
Doc nodded his head in response. "I think it's the kind of thing he would appreciate."
Dry Bowser clenched his fists. "Well let's not wait on this any longer. Let's make Alph feel appreciated."
And so they took the depressed captain out into the garden to enjoy the perspective of beauty surrounding them; which was enough for Alph to feel much better about himself.