A/N: I absolutely love stardew valley now, but at the beginning I didn't know what was what... (Due to not reading the wiki, cause at the time I didn't want spoilers ... oooohhhh boy did I regret that...) So, imagine my surprise when my avatar passed out (ON MY OWN FARM mind you) AND someone FOUND me not only that, but they STOLE some of my money ...Like what!?
Anyway, after reading the wiki well yall know that Mr mayor comes to your farm supposedly for the items to ship ...However after watching a certain YouTuber's SDV videos (hmmm) I found out about the fandoms theories and such ...One theory in particular got me thinking about what exactly goes on after 1am or after we pass out ...
The theory I'm speaking of involves our beloved Mr Mayor Lewis ( pffftt ..Beloved my foot!) What exactly does he do when he comes to the farm to 'collect' the shipping bin items not only that but, why is he even up that late? Also, what else does he do around town at that hour ?.. Aside from sneaking into Marnie's room, *wink* ...Hahahaha
So this will be my take on what really goes on after dark with The Greatest Mayor of Pelican town (yeah right..) and actually see what the others are up to aswell ... You'll see what I mean! *smirks* ...hahahaha
Before we get on with the story though, i obviously don't own Stardew Valley ...Why does this even need to be said ???Like seriously, who would think that the writers on here actually own these shows/games/books what have you ??And to the people that actually owns the right, why the fuck would you want to sue a fanfic writer ???Like bro beans, you own something that has an audience, who loves sharing their thoughts on the things you own and obviously theyre gonna write fanfictions ...I swear 'power' make some people fucking stupid ... End of tangent (for now)
Oh and I know I suck at writing so don't be a dumb fuck in the reviews stating the obvious geez
Key Points For The Story:
(bracketed italics/or italics within the next key point will be the oc's thoughts/speaking to the audience or to the psychotic crackhead writing this ..Little girl I can have your little butt die slow and painfully... Touched a nerve did I? *smirks* ... *rolls eyes*)
(Bracketed bold/or bold within the previous key point will be author's notes, thoughts or explanations to audience or simply speaking to the pesky oc's interjections... heyyyy I... *pushes the pest aside* ... *hmph*)
Introduction and Fatigue
Hola, the name's Ursula Esmeralda Zen, (ay mami why you gotta be using my government name like that?? *rolls eyes*.. I swear writers love being perfect hmph ...Quiet please ...mhm) apparently my grandfather left me his farm ...So as im seated on the bus heading to (what's it) Pelican Town I decided to shoot a message to mi mama;
Me: Hola mama did you, daddy, Becca and the kids reach home safely???
Mom: Hi sweet pea (really psycho?? sweet pea??? Oh gosh stop interrupting the story ...Can another writer adopt me please ???I'm begging ...*rolls eyes*) yes we got home safely. The kids are still sad to see their favourite aunt leave. I can't wait for you to get to Pelican Town! I absolutely loved it there whilst growing up
Me: Aw I'm sad to leave them too but i'll be visiting you guys as soon as I get settled in ...I can't wait either but I'm still nervous.. Barely a month ago I was basically homeless an had to move in back with you and daddy and now I'm a literal land and home owner
Mom: Oh sweet pea you're going to do a great job.. A fresh start is what you need right now. I know it's overwhelming to think about being a first-time land and home owner but you're a fast learner and you'll know the ins and outs in no time
Me: Aww thanks mom you're right a fresh start is exactly what I need
Mom: And who knows you might find love
Me: Ugh mom you know that's not on my mind right now
Mom: I know but im just saying new beginnings brings new experiences new friendships perhaps a relationship later on
Me: Ah geez mama im not getting into this again ...I just need to settle in do this farmer lifestyle right now ...And perhaps I might check out the mines
(don't get me wrong I love mi mama but, ugh I'm sick an tired of this 'i hope you find love soon/again' crap ...it's like they're disregarding the fact that barely a month ago i nearly lost my life... Story for another time ...not to mention I WAS in a relationship which ended badly hence nearly losing my life and became homeless ...Both of which again is a story for another time, finally something we agree on ,thanks SimmerGirlXo)
Mom: Trying to change the subject won't make me forget it you know
Mom: Being a farmer is in your blood you'll do amazing. As for the mines please be very careful in there
Me: No mama I just don't want to discuss being a relationship right now
Mom: That's what changing the subject means madam
Me: I've taken care of chickens yes but that doesn't mean I'm qualified to take care of a farm not to mention acres of land and yes mama I'll be careful in the mines
Me: *Replies to: Mom: That's what changing the subject means madam* ... Mother
Mom: You'll do an amazing job sweet pea. Have faith in yourself. I'm going to make dinner please message me when you arrive. Oh and dad said to call him... I love you sweet pea ,kisses
Me: Thanks mom ..I love you too mama and tell daddy I'll call him tomorrow
After I got off of WhatsApp, i put on my earbuds an started listening to Levels by Avicii (Awesome song ...Also Rest In Paradise my guy.. another point we agree upon simmergirl, RIP Avicii ) and just stared out the window ..New life awaits me but, am I up to the challenge though? I thought to myself.
(Oh boy was I wrong ...shush don't spoil it ... spoil what? these people already kn...they know what the theory is and how the game goes but, they don't know what I have in store for you, plus the fetus you don't know the stupidness you're about to face... ahahahah ...you got that right sister and was that laugh really necessary ? ooh yeahh, *giggles*)
Hours later, I stepped out the bus into Pelican Town, well so far so good I thought... I was greeted by a red headed woman who introduced herself as Robin, the local carpenter... She stated that the mayor is at the farm tidying up and that he sent her retrieve me at the bus stop and to show me where the farm is located... (Um okay ???Is it just me or is going to the length of 'tidying up' a place that isn't yours is pretty strange?) Anyway I followed her...I was shocked!!!
The whole place was over grown and pretty much rotting away ...The the serious fuck gramps ???I wasn't exactly expecting much but this is just ridiculous man!! Now I understand why the Mayor was here... I kind of wasn't listening to Robin at this point but I heard her mention something about the soil being good under all this mess... *shrugs* A man clad in a green shirt, yellow tie, brown pants and suspenders walking out the house brought me out of my thoughts (why does he have a key to the house?) he introduced himself as Lewis, the Mayor of Pelican Town... Hmm
I was submerged back into my thoughts about where to even start in fixing up this mess... At that thought I heard Robin state that the house isn't rustic but crusty, then Lewis interjected by stating she's just drumming up business (you know what Mr Lewis, she is complete correct!!) Before leaving Lewis said that if I have anything to ship to just place the items in the rectangular box near the mail box and that he'll come by at night to collect them... (Why are you coming here at night?) I shook my head at the thought and went inside, I place my luggage on the ground when a little package caught my eye.. (Huh?) Inside was a packet of parsnip seeds and a note from the mayor, "A little something to get you started. -Mayor Lewis" (Seeds... Really? *roll eyes* ...Hey, at least it's a start! Complainy much.. *rolls eyes* ...And you tell me about interrupting )
It's (I looked at my watch) 6:10am so I decide to to plant those seeds, I read the package, it stated it takes 4 days to mature