Ok It's Just a random shot...
Short ... Lockdown Special... ON CID TEAM
ENJOY :-)
IGNORE GRAMMAR AND SPELLING MISTAKE :-)
A Person was Sitting with 'Phula hua face' Beside another person was sitting with calm face ... first person turnS his phula hua face towards another"Yr Yeh Lockdown bass ho gaya abb"
Another Person looked at him with "Haan yr" Again busy with Tv.
Person again insitate a Conversation "Subha se bass kha hi rha hoon " He concluded
Another person looked at person infront of him "Daya tu Shubha se... sirf kha rha hai hai... Phele breakfast... phir tujhe Mitha khana tha tho main ne browny banayi phir lunch ka chaqar ...woh khane ke baas tujhe Phir mithe ka bhoot aaya ...Phir tere liye main MALPUA Bnaya abhi Evening snacks khake utha hai hai phir khana yaad kar rha hai" He said
Daya clarify "Aree nhi yr bass aise hi"
Abhijeet Warned "Naam Bhi mat lena Kuch khane ka ... samjha" He said went to his room. Daya picked up the TV remote starts changing channel in search for something good at last his search for a perfect channel ends at 'KHANA KHAZANA'... He start watching, with 'Bechara face' After sometime he shuts TV off went to his bade bhaiya's room.
As He entered with a stiff face "BOSS" latter One looked at him and with each words of 'chote sahab' 'bade sahabs' expression starts changing.
A Banged sound takes place inside the room, Poor Tablet was lying lifelessly on the floor with beautiful art on his screen which is because of throw, Daya first looked at the Art than towards Artist in grave scare expression. "Boss" Gulped his saliva.
Abhijeet chewed his words "Kya boss... haan Kya boss... Khana khana ...Yeh Khana Woh Khana... AAJ Sahab Ko PANEER Biryaani Khani hai"
"Acp sahab Ne Mujhe Kirane Ki Dukhan Di hai na Side Business ke Liye usse Nikal lata hoon paneer"
Daya looked so Horrified By this Sudden reaction.
"Ek Kaam Karo MERA KALEJA (Heart) Nikalo Aur Uska Paneer Biryani bnalo... Aur DIMAG nikal Ke Keema (Gravy) bnaa lena...Abhijeet na Ho gaya Dhabe ka Bawarchi ho gaya main" He said with frustration Leaving place in second.
"Boss"
"Haan" He came out from his trail within a second he realises he was assuming everything in his mind. After a few moments he looked from his side-eye Daya was rubbing his cheeks on his Arm like a 5 Old year kiddo do to his Mother.
"Boss Please na Please na Mele ache Boss... Palease... Plaleasss... Pyaare Boss Please" Daya was Buttering him,
Abhijeet shook his head, pushing his Head away from his arm "Hatt" moved out from room. Daya shout "Bossss Please"
"Abby Bnane Dega ki aise hi Kache(Raw) Masale Sabzi dedu khane ke liye" Shouted back from home.
"Thank you Boss" Daya flats on bed... (pov) "Itne Boring bhi nhi jaa rhe hai yeh din"
OUTSIDE
Abhijeet cuts onion (pov)"Soch rha hoon CID chhod ke MASTER CHEF ki tyaari kar loon Kab Khatam hoga yeh Lockdown yr"
SOME OTHER PLACES
ACP SIR'S HOME
"Yeh Shambhu (servant) Pata nhi Masale kha rakhta hai Kuch mil hi nhi rha hai" He start searching masal's.. After Finding "Ab yeh Ajwain hai ya Jeera(cumin) " He sracth his head
"Hey Bhagwaan Aaj se phele Sambhu itna yaad Kabhi nhi aaya Yaar" He looked at two 'dabbas' with crying face.
SALUNKHE SIR'S PLACE
He has tears in his eyes as, he put his white clothes in the bucket but now they turn colourful, actually scene is that he put coloured cloths with white cloths because of his less knowledge about laundry. Now he is again pouring detergent in the bucket to get back his white clothes and White.
"abby yr Meri LAb iss Yeh Kapda done se acha hai" He throw clothes in frustation sat on washroom floor with hand on his head :-/
AT FREDDY'S PLACE
He was collecting his old clothes for charity, When he exclaimed "Yeh shirt itna duondh rha tha Uff acha hua mil gayi... Par gaandi bahut hai" After completing his work he took his shirt went near to his lovely wife who was busy with her daily show's Old episode.
"Manshii" he called her
She answered without looking at him "Yeh shirt dhodo please" he Throw the shirt at her side, she cathches looked at shirt then his Husband.
"Dhoban Naraz aati hoon... Shirt dhodo... pant isthri(iron) Kar do ... Haan" she shouted, Freddy step back in fear "Ek tho ek bhi naya episode nhi aa rha upar se sahab ko mujh main dhoban ka roop nazar aa rha hai"
She went from the place after throwing remote on sofa, "Pata nhi kab jayegi yeh bimaari huhhh" Freddy shrinks his eyes "Kisko bol rhi hoo"
"cid Officer hi hoona ek Baari Batch check karlo apna tum" She attacks from outside.
Freddy fold his hand "Maaf karde meri maa Galti ho gayi 18 saal phele hui thi Aaj thak bhog rha hoon"
"Kuch kha" she shouted again
"Nhi..." He answerd
AT PURVI'S PLACE
"Kya yaar kya karu...Iss cid ke chaqar main na koi hobby bachi na kuch sikha indoor abb yaha bore ho rhe hai" she pouted sat on couch. she opens her phone 'tiktok'
"Yeh bhut trending hai ek video main bhi banu kya" she bites her nail then exclaimed "Try karne main kya jaa rha hai"
She open the app in search of Good video so that she can shoot it, "Nhi hoga yeh mere se nhi ho... Na fake roya jayega na Hashaa... "
"Dalgona bnaati hoon" She spranged from her sofa starts making Dalgona, stated blending it After blending nearly 20 minutes no fumes are their "Kaun laaya yeh Dalogona Bagona Trend ka foam n ho rhi hai yeh" (Actually yeh meri condition thi Dalgona fume hi nhi huin yr :-/ )
RAJAT PLACE
Rajat was quite relaxed as he got enough time to take care of his BABA ... So he BABA was happy that his Son is Free for him, He used to tell Rajat his "JAWANI KE KISSE..." Rajat too enjoying his baba's Kissa. As fulfilling his DUTY as cid Officer... Somewhere a Son was not able to fulfil his duty,
(EVERY DARK CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINE)
"Rajat " Baba call
"Jii baba"
"Time Kya hua"
"9 baj gaye hai"
"Beta Ramayan Suru ho gayi hai Laga do jara" He said in haste tone, Rajat leaves his work switch on the TV. Start enjoying
PANKAJ'S PLACE
He was sitting with his mother with gumpy face "Maa kya serial dekh rhi ho centuries old hai yeh tho"
"Chup kar...Aree tu bhi baith dekh Bhagwan se thodi akal udhar milegi" She forcefully made him.
few Moment latter, "Maa yeh Manthra ne achi aag laga di hai na"
"Haan aur nhi kiya dekho"
"Abhi aane do bharat jiko"
"Hmm"
~oOo~
"Boss"
"Ramayan ke Baad Daya"
"Akele Akele Dekh rhe Ho ... Dusht Paapi..." He to run...
~oOo~
"Hello Pradyuman"
"Salunkhe 9 Baje call nhi kiya karo rakho phone Baad main bat karta hoon"
"Abby bureau nhi phir bhi busy"
"Ramanyaan dekh rha hoon... durakari tujhe tho dekhni nhi hoti"
Salunkhe cut the After ''Durakhari" "Huhuuuu..." he too went too open Tv.
After sometime
"Hello salunkhe"
"Call u latter"
"Abby"
"Mahabharat dekh rha hoon... "
"Oh sorry" he cuts the call.
~oOo~
"Boss yeh bheem the mere jaisa hai na"
"Daya tu ghatothkach thik hai"
"Bosssssssssssssssssssssssssss"
"yeh le thoos biryaani"
"Tum tho... Sakuni thik hoo"
"Abby"
"aur nhi tho.."
"Acha chal tho da file dekh le"
"Hm"
Both came on hall, with their Laptops start working... While working Abhijeet starts Humming "sita ram charit aati pawan.. madhur saars aur ati maan bhavan..." He stopped
"Acha gaa rhe the gao naa..."
"Itna hi aata mereko.."
"Aree main gao"
"Jii jarur Daya ji ke tho kisse famous hai gaane main gao" He said with smile
Daya said "Huuuu Suno"
Ath shree mahabharat katha
Mahabharat katha
Katha purusharth ki
Yeh swarth ki parmarth ki
Saarthi jiske bane
Shree krishna bhardwaj ki
Shabd dig ghoshit hua jab
Satya sarthk sarv tha
Yada yada hi dharmasya
Glanir bhavti bharatam
Abhyuthanam adharmasya
Tadatmanam srijami aham
Praritranaya sadhunam
Vinashaya cha dushkritam
Dharamasansthapnaya
Sambhavami yuge yuge.
He opened his eyes, Abhijeet was sitting wide open mouth "Tu serial dekta hai ki lyrics yaad kar ta hai Daya"
"Bako mat kaisa laga"
"Bahut acha... ek kaam matlab samjha de"
"Itni Sanskrit kise aati hai yr"
"Abby tho ratta kyu mara hai style marne ke liye"
"sune main acha laga tho basssss"
"Bass..." Abhijeet mocked
"Bako mat"
"sone jaa rha hoon main"
"Jao... (hailing tone) Maharaj kumbha karna sone jaaa rhe hai hai ... Jai! Jai! ..."
Dyaa ignored his buddy's teasing as he has good command on word game.
THE END ...
A ILLOGICAL OS... ;-) JUST A TRY TO GIVE UR LIPS TO SMILE A BIT ...:-) GUYS WE ALL ARE STRESSED DUE THIS GLOBAL PANDEMIC... BUT WE CAN'T DO ANY ...SATE HOME ... STAY SAFE... :-) HOPEFULLY THIS BAD PHRASE WILL END SOON :-) :-)
OKK YEH LIKH DIYA BUT KAISA H KYA HAI KHUD KO N PATA :-D
R AND R
RHIA DUBEY