Ed Edd N Eddy Asmr Idea
(I got this idea since I live in a technical Cul De Sac, with a church and 4 apartment complexes, and I was eating, and I can't do videos, so I'm hoping someone takes the idea.)
(For this RP, I roleplay as a Mexican American name Eduardo. Others may use Edna, Edwina, Edwin, Edison, Edgar, Eden, etc. Today, I talk to you at night.)
Video One: Ed for Dinner
(Eduardo)
"Hello. Nice to meet you. My name's Eduardo. No relations to anyone here in the Cul De Sac. I'm more of an invisible outcast to the group you usually see with their money out, causing Chaos whenever it revolves around three boys.
I can list them all. Ed. Edd, or Double D to reduce the confusion as he has two letter D's in his name. And finally, Eddy, the scammer king, usually fails after every scam. But I don't blame him. Who can resist a nice treat like a good ole Jawbreaker?"
*Holds a packet of Gobstoppers.*
"I know, these are Gobstoppers, but what can you expect from someone of low class? However, these actually taste like a Jawbreaker, only smaller in size but still lasts until you get to the chewy center. It still feels like a Jawbreaker, for chewing it will literally break your jaw. I'm just kidding, they won't, unless you don't have that kind of strength in your mouth."
*Plays with the Gobstoppers in their packet, making crinkle sounds*
"Speaking of strength of the mouths, have you ever hear a bossy girl screaming? That's Ed's baby sister, Sarah. She usually hangs out with a girly boy named Jimmy. And only she has a voice that can break windows. My apologies if you hear her.
...
What's that? The other kids? What about them? You mean the rest of them?
Oh. Well, there's Rolf. A farmer from a foreign land who brings pride in everything he's done, despite the fact he is in the land of the free. If you smell the fresh stench of Cow Dump, that's his farm. He owns dozens of animals and takes care of them as his chores.
Last week, he let me do his chores for him. I know it sounds absurd, but it's like taking his allowance, his allowance of enjoying work that is.
Next we have Johnny. That boy is as stramge as his silent imaginary friend, Plank. A literal Plank of one of these fences. I don't know which house does it belongs to, but now it belongs to Johnny now. Well, I do have a spare Plank of wood. Just kidding, it's my bed's Plank. I might need it back as I hate having craters in my bed. It fives you back pain if you don't have enough planks."
*Plays with the wood. Fingernail tapping and then scratching it, careful of any splinters.*
"That's enough of playing with my wood. Onto the next Cul De Sacker. We have the beautiful Nazz and the tough guy Kevin. They both are a good couple of friends, I might say. But not even THEY can see me. Nazz can charm any boy I fell for her charms, but no one saw me. People might think I would take advantage, but I'm not the kind of boy who would play dirty. I'm just a dusty angel on the inside, and I believe Nazz is taken.
Kevin on the other hand, may think he's tough, but he cares for his friends. Please don't tell anyone I said that. Anyways. He leads the Football team, which I don't care too much about sports. I'm more of a card game type of guy. I can show you my collection of my favorite cards."
*Plays with my Yugioh/Pokémon/etc cards and makes gentle flipping card noises until I get to the first card I pull out again. Then I shuffle them.*
"My hands are getting tired, so I'll put these away. You can buy these for a price of a comic. I got mine for free with my subscription.
What was I going to tell you?...
Oh yeah. These aren't the only Cul De Sackers who go here at certain times. Have you ever heard of the three girls who seek romance with the Eds?
If you heard of the Kanker Sisters. you are correct. They are, May, Lee and Marie. May, I think is the most cutest of them all, even cuter than Nazz, I mst admit, even if she is, another Ed, as a girl. Marie is a gorgeous babe- oop. Don't, don't get mad at me. I just... I just got carried away. Ehem. Now finally, there's the eldest of the sisters. Lee Kanker. Only she is the strongest of the Cul De Sac, next and below Ed. I would be afraid of her as she's quite the tough customer.
I remember the time I had a jar of water for Ms. Russell's Class, and it's just to water the plants since the school's couldn't afford sinks for every classroom. The jar had no lid, and while the Kankers were chasing the Eds, I bumped into everyone and water spilled all over Lee, revealing her beautiful eyes and straightening that elegant curly hair. I wpuld say she's elegant, but only if I poured water all over her. But I wouldn't be calling her that if she is angry at me. But like I said, I'm the invisible kid who is nothing but the wind to the kids of the Cul De Sac."
*Pulls out a water filled sealed container, most likely a squirt bottle, and shakes it. Then I start spraying mist.*
"This is what I've should've packed for watering the school plants, but Ms Russell told me the water would not seep into the dirt. She asked me where did I get this bottle. Would you believe me if I told you we live near a junkyard? Be happy at least we smell more of Rolf's cow than whatever trash the dump has.
Well, look at the time. I have to go now. Thanks for having me over. I hope you stay safe and lock your doors to your kitchen. Not because of burglars, but because of Ed's midnight feeding. He usually sneaks into your house and tries getting into your fridge eating all of your food.
Sorry if I made you scared, but don't worry. Maybe sometime I'll invite you over to dinner.
Until next time, friend."
*walks out to the door and opened it. I leave and closed the door, gently.*