Ed Edd N Eddy ASMR 2

*Warning: Best perform this on an empty stomach, lots of eating*

Asmr Idea 2: Breakfast in Ed

(Begins)

(Scene: A table with 4 buttered toasts, with 4 more plain toasts with nothing on it, with a Chocolate/Hazelnut Spread, with a rare jam, Raspberry/Cherry/Boysenberry, anything can do.)

*Sits down on the table*

"Hello, it's your friend (Pick and Ed name), and it's currently 5 o clock in the morning, but that's only because I want to be warm by the heat of the sun and not waking up cold from the sounds of Rolf's loud animals, and I'm currently hungry. Besides, I owe you for staying in your house last night, it's the least I can do. Hey, want some toast?"

*takes out a butter knife and used the teeth to make gentle scrape sounds while scratching the toasted sides of the bread.*

"Did you know that packaged bread crumbs are actually powdered toast? It took me a long time to intercept that logic, but it is what it is. I recommend you trying the daily breakfast of Early Americans, bread and butter. No worries, I won't use the toaster, but I also have pre-toasted them, also applied the butter when it was hot. Plus it's on a hot water balloon, don't worry, it won't pop."

*Hands you a Buttered toast*

"A toast to a new day." *eats my buttered toast slowly and enjoying the flavors.*

"You know, butter is not the only thing I have. I also have some Hazelnut spread and some rare berry jam, otherwise known as preserves. I like to mix the chocolate and the berry toasts together, watch as how you can eat a jam made from chocolate rare berries."

*Makes a set for you*

*Combines the chocolate and berry toasts and then gently ate them and enjoyed them.*

"You knkw, why stop there? We can make Buttered Chocolate Toast."

*gives a set of bread to you and combined a chocolate toast with a buttered toast as I begin to enjoy it.*

"That was delicious. It's all in the bread and the spread to fuel your stomach with some great mood for food in the morning. Sometimes I even wonder how Ed remains strong, probably because he has eaten many nutritious foods in the morning, despite Sarah being an alarm clock. Yeah that loudmouthed girl I said from last night. Beware if you live near her.

Rolf might have been taking things highly with whatever his people make. It's how can I say... Resourceful for when an apocalypse starts, when there's no more farm animals to eat or plants. Anything can do. But what do I know? It's another propaganda from one of Ed's comics, Fallout Doomsday. Eh, forgive me. I forgot my milk..."

*taps on the glass of milk for a few times and then begins to drink the milk.*

"I always wanted to know what did the Cul De Sackers eat in the morning, even Kevin and the Kankers. But who am I to judge? You see, I like to take good care of my friends as my Mom is a nutritionist. And I hope my friends are growing healthy and eating well. It's just not easy being invisible, but it shows, like nature, to care about those you enjoy and don't take for granted, take good care of your surroundings. Like make sure no one is getting beaten up, well, I try in that part. Make sure everyone's getting daily exercise, 60 minutes, and then make sure no one gets in trouble by the law."

*Hears something*

"Well we best get going, sunrise is about to happen and I like going on my roof to feel the morning sun on my skin. If you want, you can follow me too. Come with me if you want to see the sun."

*takes the dishes and leaves*

(The End)