Ed Edd N Eddy ASMR 4 (With Eduardo "Ray" Reynoso)
(Topic: My Caretaker, Ms Kanker) (Mother's Day Special)
*Appeared in inside my house*
Reynoso: Hello, Ms Kanker... You may not notice me, but I remember you... You took care of me one time, when I was just running around the woods and thought I was lost... I'm sorry that the public shamed you for your actions... It was never my intention to bring such chaos to your family... But now it doesn't even matter... For I have good news... But first, I want to know your background before I adopt a Stepmom... No worries... Unlike the kids of the Cul De Sac, I actually work in selling Lemonade... It may not be as much, but my uncle Fidel, he pays my rent while my mom and dad pay him back, whenever they are off to work at some factory that I don't know...
I just figured you need a better place to stay... One with electricity... One with a toilet... One with a working refrigerator... Perhaps not a son, for I may be too much for you to handle as well as your daughters... But trust me... No one likes a liar... No one likes a thief... And no one likes a deceiver... I may not be the one to bring up your ex husbands, not that I personally knew them myself... But I would like to be the "man" you need in your life, and I do not mean a marriage, for I am too young and you are mature...
It's funny however... You're still in shape... You still look young... Perhaps you may be the youngest parent in the Cul-de-sac, that is, if you accept my offer...
What I offer is my house... What I offer is to assist you in healing from the ashes of the past... Even my ashes I wish to blow away, like a burning cigarette...
*Plays some campfire video sounds as I talk over it.*
The warm passionate woman who once seeked fame, fortune and purity, yet failed by all of these unfaithful men... I will be darned if I would ever grow up to be one of them... I loathe and I hate becoming unrightful... It's not in my nature to deceive... to take advantage... and to cheat... If I was your man, well, as a Mexican, I would gladly be that man for you... Oh the ways of an adult I long to be to patch the wounds of those who have been hurt by those who may be unrightfully plucked young and to be stripped away from their youth...
*Campfire video sounds wore off*
*Make hand rubbing sounds while talking*
I feel touched by the hands of a fallen angel... And by that, I do not mean this liquid you adults drink when you're sad... I too wash my sorrows with food... But the doctor said to stop doing that before my body gets a problem... I would think that would be a major setback in life... I would not like to see my stepmommy lose her life before I can say... On behalf of all of everyone who hates you because of my disappearance... That I, Eduardo Reynoso, am sorry... For everything... I fear as my existence is nothing more than a burn of pain to you... I wish I could find the time to repay back everything I've done to you... If not by house, maybe someday... All of my money I saved for my college... I would gladly pay all of my saved money to say that I'm sorry... Even though, if that greedy man, who gave you Lee, left you for another woman... I know he ruined money for you... But I assure you... My money is not gained by scratching paper... My money is not gained by scamming... My money is hard earned and picked right... Like my lemons and the sugar in my lemonade...
*plays with a dollar bill*
My fame is not gained by style... My fame was never recognized by my name... My recognition is gained by all the memories I cherish with my friends... I do not crave for attention like the one who gave you Marie... And yes, I do believe in bigger power... The power of a holy one... But the difference between me and the one who gave you May... Is that I never take advantage of the ones suffering to feed yourself and your kids... Who am I to call myself a human being in flesh to take advantage of someone in the land of unforgivingness?... I beg of you... Please... Stay with me... Mama... Mama...
*Repeated Mama (Spanish accent for mom) as a trigger word for a small time.*
Mom... Listen to me... I truly wish to repay you in everything I can... I'll even be your daughter's first brother... And I shall be... Eduardo Reynoso Kanker... Heheh.. Funny isn't it?... How time goes by and not another second wasted on such buffoonery like dating the wrong person... I wish I can say the same for my mom as well.. She too has the same problems... Right now, my dad,my current dad, is nothing more, than just an illusion... You, however, like my mom, my biological mom, both parents in one... If I were to repay you, you think you can forgive me? Oh I hope the day you accept my offer, will be the say you let me call you, mom... And the day I call May... Marie.. and Lee... Big Sisters... MY Big Sisters... Happy Mother's Day... Mom...
Con cariño...tu hijo... Reynoso... Kanker...
*Blows a Kiss*
(The End)