Everything belongs to Jk Rowling. I'm not sure what the homophobia levels are like in France so yh.
They had driven to Paris for a few days. They were in Paris now, walking around. "can we go to the louvre and see the Mona Lisa?" Albus asked. "Albus, there are a ton of other amazing art in the louvre. A lot of people just miss it. I think we should pa-" "silencio." Albus muttered. Scorpius opened and shut his mouth a few times, in a manner which most authors would say resembled a goldfish.
"Finite Incantentum" Teddy said firmly. "grow up a little albus." Victoire snickered. "you should have shut him up with a kiss." Albus and Scorpius exchanged a look. "Victoire, some of the countries were going to... Just don't shout it out please?" Scorpius said. She grinned. "don't worry. I won't. I'm bi you know."
Teddy rolled his eyes. "my girlfriend and my father, my godfathers son. And my second cousin." he said, laughing slightly. "who is your second cousin?" Victoire said. "um. Well Delphi doesn't have kids so Scorpius?" Victoire laughed. "oh my God. I forgot your parents were cousins."
They went to the louvre. Scorpius made them look at all the art, not just the Mona Lisa and other famous peices. "that was done by van gogh. He cut off his ear and -" "like uncle George?" Albus asked with a slight giggle. "no. Albus. He cut off his ear and-" "was he mad?" Victoire asked.
"madder than your mum? I doubt it" Teddy said to Victoire. "my mum?" she asked. Scorpius sighed. "well my and Teddy's mothers are dead and Ginny is hardly mad so yes." there was a slightly awkward silence. "slytherins are so brutally honest" Teddy muttered.
"well at least the Slytherins don't have stupid hair" Albus said. "I do not have stupid hair! Not nearly compared to Snape or Bellatrix or Voldermort!" Teddy said. scorpius burst out laughing. "Voldermort was bald!" teddy scowled. "well. Yeah. But. Bellatrix had stupid hair! And her daughter does to! Her entire family does!" Teddy said.
Albus and Victoire exchanged a look. "Teddy. Your related to-" "nope. We disowned her. And renowned andromeda." Scorpius said.
They went around the louvre, and after they went into a park nearby, by the edge of a pond, and dipped brought Ice cream from a little ice cream parlor.
The following day they went to the eifel tower. Teddy and Victoire kissed under it, as other couples were doing. Then Albus grabbed Scorpius and kissed him. For a second, they could feel the judgements around them. Scorpius winced slightly, wishing Albus would think things through.
Then a couple, clearly a couple in a heterosexual relationship clapped. Suddenly, the tention around them deflated and people went back to their daily business. Afterwards, they went to a pastry shop and munched pastries sitting down by the river.
"in les miserables this is the river that javert fell into." Scorpius said. "have you read it?" Victoire asked. "yes. And he made me watch it with him. On a romantic date." Albus said. "hey, you said I could pick the movie and you know I don't like what you watch."
Teddy grinned. "Victoire doesn't like what I watch either." Teddy said. "no. Because you watch muggle teen girl shit like the hunger games, twilight and Riverdale." she replied. "don't forget Vampire diaries and teen wolf and the originals" Teddy said. "it's really almost depressingly accurate, with Marcel chasing the werewolves out of New Orleans. It happened to the werewolves in London multiple times." Teddy said.
"well I'm still judging you. I like Steve backshall and deadly 60 and bear grills." Victoire said. "well I like comedy." Albus said. Scorpius shook his head. "honestly." he muttered.