Authors note: I've always wondered how a typical evening would be like in Ichigo and Rukia's household :) Not canon-compliant
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Kubo
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Title: The only thing you want
"Ichiiigo."
"Nope. Not happening!" Ichigo says without skipping a beat.
"Whaaa... You don't even know what I was going to ask for," Rukia says in surprise.
Ichigo laughs, "How long do you think I've known you for? I know what you want."
"Nuh-uh. I just said your name. How would you know?!" Rukia tugs at Ichigo's sleeve.
"You..." Ichigo shakes his head. "Of course I know! We've been married for what, 5 years now? Not to mention how long we've actually been together!"
"Hmm," Rukia mused, "But there are so many things I want. It could be the new Chappy doll, those sneakers I've been eyeing, a juice box..."
Ichigo cuts her off with a wave of his hand. "You have patterns okay? On a day like this, where we had an easy time dealing with the hollows, and had a good dinner afterwards, there's only one thing you could want."
"Sex?" asks Rukia wonderingly.
Ichigo laughs out loud. "I wish!" Pausing for a bit, he adds, "No, that's not it. Give it up, Rukia. Just admit I know you better than anyone else."
Rukia holds up her hand in defeat. "Okay, okay. How about you get me what I want, and I'll admit you know me better than anyone else. In this world and in Soul Society." She gives Ichigo her sweetest smile.
Ichigo can't help but smile back in return. "Fine! You tell that to you stupid brother at our next family dinner too. Deal?"
"Deal." Rukia reaches out and gives her husband a soft peck on his cheeks. "Thanks love."
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It wasn't until he started putting the whipped cream on top of the hot chocolate that Ichigo realizes he'd been played.
"RUKKKKIIIIAAA! We're supposed to be cutting down on our sugar, dammit!"
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