A/N this is the chapter some of my O.C. are introduced. I hope you like them. Most of them are based off office characters. For example John-Jim Johnsen-Dwight. Leo is loosely based on Mark but is going to be way more prominent and is very different.
Dwight: Okay since you guys are making a new documentary you need to meet the new people.
(Dwight Walks out of the office)
Dwight: This is John my A.A.R.M. and 2nd best salesman for 2 years in a row.
(John waves)
(Cuts to talking head)
John: So yeah I'm… a salesman here, have been for two years. Full time job now I just graduated College. 3 years in that sh*t whole and couldn't pay for a fourth… Actually i'm going to get my first paycheck and yeah… first day of the rest of my life.
(Cuts Back to Dwight)
Dwight: This is my A.R.M however, Johnsen. Now Johnsen is our best salesman hands down. Probably fourth best ever behind me, Michael, and Jim. Not necessarily in that order… but yeah in that order.
(Johnsen Talking Head)
Johnsen: Yes I am the best. I think my parents called me Johnsen for a reason. It is definitely an acronym. Look
(Pulls up a board with his name horizontally)
(Jack-ass)
(Obscure)
(Hilarious looking)
(Nonsense)
(Sh*t head)
(Ex-Convict)
(Negative)
Johnsen: John!
(John Talking looks into conference room)
John: Oh yeah… Um the original said Justice, Obey me, Hero, Named A.R.M. Position, simply Awesome, Educated black belt, and Nuclear powers.
Leo: Yeah this one just worked better.
John: Oh this is Leo.
Leo: Yeah, I live with him, work with him and went to college with him for the two and three years of college we did.
John: Well today was a very eventful day before you guys got here. Erin is quite becoming a stay at home mom, and we Filled Johnsen's water bottle with jello. Now we need a new receptionist and Johnsen is out to get us.
Leo: My sister applied for the receptionist position.
John: Really… your twin.. Um.. um…
Leo: Alice
John: Oh yeah… Alice
Leo: How do you not know her name?
John: I've never met her.
Leo: But I've talked about her.
John: yep.
(Goes to Main room by the copier)
John: Did Dwight recruit you on the hiring committee
Leo: Yes. Why can't he just do it himself.
(John shrugs)
Leo: On the side note that we're at the copier now without a receptionist we get to make our own copies just like we want them.
John: That's the thing. I can't wait to get a new receptionist. This copier is 17 years old and it sucks. If being on the committee A speeds up the time to get a new receptionist and B keeps me from making copies I'm in.
Leo: I thought you didn't want to be on the committee.
John: The copier helped me see the good side of it.
Leo: We should really work more than we rant.
John: Bad habits.