A/N another new character in this one who is the new Pam basically. Again please leave a review.
Dwight: Thank you all for coming to the reception hiring. We haven't had one of these in ten years so let's make it the best hiring process.
Johnsen: Yes and if you aren't qualified enough or are gay than suck-it.
Dwight: First of all that's what she said and second of all don't listen to him.
Johnsen: But I'm the assistant regional manager.
John: To the.
Johnsen: Stop bickering peasant.
John: Were your parents slave owners.
Johnsen: Of course not, they were born after the civil war.
John: You grew up working on a farm with no pay. That makes you a slave
(Alice laughs)
Johnsen: Quiet! I am your superior John!
John: Nope you're not. Our titles are made up just so Dwight will know who his successor is if his beet farm gets attacked by wolves.
(Johnsen talking head)
Johnsen: If I could use time travel I would go back in time to the day John was born. I wouldn't kill him no, no, no. I would kill his doctor. Then after I help his mother give birth to him I would steal him as a baby. Then I would bring him back to the future and raise him on my farm in the ways of the potato. He would become my loyal sidekick and free slave. Actually not slave children who work under free labor are not slaves. Anyways. Together with my time machine and an army of babies we would do what Hitler always wanted to. Rule The World!
Camera: and how far along are you on this master plan?
Johnsen: Well I still can't figure out time travel but it would be a good movie. Dang I'm a genius.
(Back to reception hiring)
Dwight: Okay so Alice you will be talking to John.
Johnsen: Don't let him put you car keys in jello.
Alice: Wait what?
John: Nothing. We're on the far end of the room.
Alice: Okay.