Authors Note

It was 7 years ago when I wrote the first 3 chapters of this story (16 at the time). I'm sorry for the typos and stuff lol. I just started rewatching the series on Netflix and remembered this and that Bade is still my OTP!

I'm in quarantine for COVID19 and am excited to get some time to be fun and creative.

If you are looking for perfection you came to the wrong place :) but I hope you enjoy the "Episodes" I always wanted but would never see, and hopefully, you were craving them too. Suggestions are always appreciated! At some point when Bade is in a good(or maybe bad ;) ) place, I'm going to switch characters, also my writing style may change as well.

Also... Tori and Cat are sharing a queen bed, not a full lmao.

This story will contain under aged drinking. I don't condone this, but I'm older now and need to add some spice to my story. If you're a teenager I recommend waiting till you're at least 18, I would just say 21 but 18 at the earliest… Always drink responsibly, which kind of sounds like an oxymoron right? It's pretty hard to drink and be responsible, so make sure you're somewhere you're comfortable/safe, have a ride home, and with people you trust 100%.

Let's begin Chapter 4


Everyone split among our rooms to change out of our swimsuits. Since we were not at the beach very long my suit was still dry. I stayed dry, but that beach sand gets everywhere. I started changing without a second thought.

We could have stayed so much longer if not for that jerk frat boy. As soon as we got a decent spot too. I couldn't get the image of his incoherent to suddenly wide-eyed pervy face out of my head. Jade is only 16, what kind of man does that? Not a man, a boy does that. What was Jade thinking anyway? She could've gotten hurt, sometimes she's so brave it scares me.

God, I sound like her dad.

All these thoughts were racing in my head. I started calming down, but in my fit of rage, I failed to realize 3 important facts.

1. I'm nude

2. NOT at home

3. And ALONE..?!

I realized I'm alone first. Now even crazier thoughts start pouring in my head, Did I forget Jade? Did she jump out of the car? Is she with the other girls? She would never be with them over me.

I start to hear her voice and instantly feel relief….

While opening the door Jade says "You can't play spin the bottle withou-OHHH"

...And then udder embarrassment sinks in. Her eyes are wider than Pervy Frat Boy. I grab whatever is next to me to cover "The goods". We both bust out laughing.

"I've never seen you smile so big, sicko" I say trying to spread some of the shame! I'm usually so chill, only Jade ever sees me like this. Seeing her smile makes me smile, everything's going to be just fine.

"Take a shot or two, you'll feel better." She says while handing me a bottle of vodka in my free hand.

She walks passed me to get to the bathroom, "I'm going to change in the bathroom like a normal person, oh, and this better not be what you're wearing tonight!"


We all gathered in the living room for a night of "Old School" games. We decided to start with something everyone was familiar with, ABC Improv! We played during Tori's first week at Hollywood Arts.

"Ugh, I hate this game! Can we please play anything that doesn't end in Tori and MY BOYFRIEND kissing?" Jade says.

"Baby, you don't have to worry about that. It was all in good fun." I respond.

"GOOD FUN!? It wasn't much fun for me!" She said this while simultaneously kicking my shin.

"Jade, I'm sorry! But UHHH you did pour coffee all over me. As long as we're friends it won't happen again." Tori defends… I think she meant "as long as you're not messing with me I won't mess with you", but Tori isn't the best at deescalating Jade.

"As long as we're FRIENDS!? We're NOT friends so I guess that means IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN." Jade yells smugly with rage in her eyes.

"Everyone take a chill, Jade quit being jealous you're beautiful, Tori don't kiss other people's boyfriends, Beck try to stay out of the crossfire." Andre orders.

"Oh Oh yea, Me and Robbie next, what do you want us to do!?" Cat exclaims.

Robbie looks down at his feet. "Yeah! Why are we always left out?"

Andre looks over at them "Uhh Cat, you keep smiling and Robbie, get a hat, paper, and pens."

We all decide to ignore the negative tension and go along with Andre's demands.

"As requested, head coverage, processed trees, and writing utensils," Rob says with a goofy smile while handing said items to Andre.

Andre looks at him with a puzzled face "Why you gotta say it like that man?... Okay, I'm ripping this paper into 6 pieces, everyone take one and write down a scene.."

We all take a few minutes to jot down our scenarios and throw them in the hat.

"Alright alright, let's see which scene is our winner." Andre starts to stir the papers with this hand and pulls one out.

It reads Game Show: Boys V.S Girls "Okay this seems pretty fun, I'm unbiased so I'm picking the roles. I am the game show host of course, and uhh Tor how about you be my assistant?" Andre says "Cat and Jade, you sit over here. Rob and Beck here."

Andre is pretty excited about this so we all just listen in hopes this goes well.

"Okay guys n gals, you know the rules. Sentences must start with the ABC order, if you mess up you're out. Since it's a game show you can say more than one sentence, but whenever you start talking, stick to the order."

Jade jumps in and says "Umm that's not all! We're making this a little more interesting… Once you're out, you have to drink every time someone else says a successful line."

"Uhhh drink what...?" Cat says nervously

Jade swings the bottle up from out of nowhere. "THIS! If you're all going to give me PTSD from the last time we played this, then we're playing by my rules." Before anyone can object, Jade pulls out a pair of scissors from her pocket and throws them at the wall. She hits a picture dead in the center and gives a sly smile. "If anyone cheats my rule, don't think for a second I won't pour that bottle DOWN your THROAT."

"Anyone have a problem with this?"

We all stare at her and nod our heads No.

Jade gives Andre a smile "Great, let's start the show!"

"Okay, from here on out ABC order I'm starting."

A: "Assistant Tori how about you give us an introduction?" - Andre

B: "But of course, welcome to the game shoooowwww… err Gender Battles!" - Tori

C: "Cat! Let's start with you. Why is the sky blue?" - Andre

D: "Don't know!" - Cat

E: "Cat, you can play along, you don't have to know the answers." - Andre

Tori makes a loud, failing sound "AAAEEHH, You are out! Looks like I'm taking over!"

Andre's jaw drops. "Wait, I just starte… Ugh. DAAANG IT." He goes to the kitchen where the bottle is and gives it a sour look before he takes a swig.

E: "Everyone, it seems we're giving the boys a chance to steal. Beck, why is the sky blue?" - Tori

F: "Fffrom.. All the ocean water and stuff. Ya know?" - Beck

G: "Great answer, 1 Point to the boys! I'm changing this up, I'll ask a question, you guys shout your answer. What is the best way to.."

H: "HELLFIRE!" - Jade

I: "I guess that can be the answer, 1 point to the girls." - Tori

J: "Just kidding! My answer is bloody machetes!" - Jade

K: "K Wait, I'm confused, are we supposed to wait till the question is over, and we can give multiple answers?" - Robbie

L: "If those are the rules my answer is cupcakes!" - Cat

"Finally! someone to help me drink this poison. Come Here Cat!" Andre shouts before anyone else can.

"Darn it!" Cat says walking over to the kitchen.

L: "Looks like we lost another, next question. Who is the.."

M: "Michael Myers!" - Jade

N: "Nope, to the boys." - Tori

At this point, Tori was getting a little frustrated with Jade.

O: "Wait, what was the question?" - Rob says, confused more than ever.

Jade makes the sound now "AAAEEHH!"

O: "Ohhh no." - Tori let out painfully.

It's almost as if Jade wanted this, it feels like we're back in Sikowitz's class again. This time though there is much more tension.

We go on just enough for the people in the kitchen to be feeling pretty good. 6 Letters later

V: "Victoria, why don't you just give up?" Jade says while she cocks her head to the side.

W: "Why would I do that?" - Tori

X: "XANTHIPPE, THAT'S WHY!" - Jade

Y: "What's Xanthippe?" - Tori

"AAAEEHH!" Jade yells at the top of her lungs.

Tori signs "Fine, but I don't know what you'll do without a host." she starts walking over to the kitchen.

Z: "Zero Ideas, you got any?" Jade says walking over to me.

A: "Always when I'm with you." I say grabbing her hand and leading her on to my lap.

B: "Beck, you're so bad." - Jade

C: "Is that so?" I say while I start kissing her.

We start making out a little until we're startled by an "AAAEEHH!" We both jump and turn our heads to Tori about 6 inches away from us.

Jade lets out a huge sign "You're so annoying Tori!"

"What? I'm just excited for the next game." Tori says matter O factly.

"I'm down for another game, but I need a drink!" I say while pulling Jade off my lap. "Come on, let's have some fun." I say with a big smile.

We're all in the kitchen and Jade and I finish what's left in the bottle. Jade must have been pretty threatening because everyone is pretty loose. I wonder what we'll play next now that the bottle is empty.