Chapter 2

Em POV

She walked into the sitting room and took in the simplicity of our neutrally colored furniture that was rarely used. Nodding appreciatively she turned towards what we knew to be the kitchen.

"This kitchen's huge." She said.

"I can think of other things that are huge." Jazz said from beside me.

"Didn't know you had it in you little bro." I said clapping my hand on his back.

"Gotta put on a show for the cameras," he muttered at me giving me the universal face of "duh."

"Shut up and watch," Edward said. He was staring intently at the screen so we both focused our attention back to the beautiful woman making her way through our home.

I turned to look back at the screen as she walked towards the island in the middle of the kitchen.

"I see black coffee is favored by at lease one of you." She looked into what I could guess was Jasper's morning cup and sniffed, pulling the most adorable face at the smell. "This definitely is what my dad would refer to as 'Cowboy Coffee,'" she laughed as she put the mug back on the counter.

Bella continued looking through our kitchen and came to a stop at our refrigerator.

Jazz POV

I chuckled at the mention of Cowboy Coffee. She did not know she was dealing with a true southern gentleman. We all watched as she opened the door to the fridge and sift through its contents.

"I see this is a true bachelor pad." She let out a small laugh as the person working one of the cameras following her around moved to get a view of our groceries, or lack thereof. "I'll give you guys the benefit of the doubt and say that it's probably grocery day."

Our fridge was quite bare, its only contents being: some old take away, a twelve pack of beer, condiments, and some of Emmett's coveted chocolate sauce for his morning chocolate milk.

"Is she about to do what I think she's about to do?" Edward asked as she reached for the aforementioned chocolate sauce with a sly glint in her deep eyes.

Ed POV

I watched with rapt attention as the beautiful woman on the screen in front of me popped open the top of the bottle in her hand and proceeded to squeeze a generous amount into her mouth. My thoughts ran straight to the gutter as I watched a small drop land on her plump bottom lip and her tongue immediately darted out to lick it up. She exaggerated the movements of her tongue and my eyes followed the muscle as it traced its way across her lip and she let out a soft, appreciative hum at the taste.

"I think I just died," Jasper croaked out as Emmett and I nodded our agreement.

"I'm not sure what exactly three grown men have chocolate sauce in their refrigerator for but I do appreciate a nice sweet treat every now and again." She winked at the camera as she closed the door and continued through the kitchen and up the stairs to our bedrooms.

B POV

In my head I was a giddy school girl as I watched they eyes of the camera guy glaze over. Alice and Rose had told me to find something in their fridge and do something sexy with it. I was nervous that it wouldn't work but one of the female directors gave me a thumbs up from behind the camera and sound crew so I knew it was what the network wanted.

I made my way out of the kitchen and followed the silent cues of the directors as they motioned to which door led to the first room. Stopping at the closed door in front of me I let out a chuckle as I took notice of the playboy bunny sign hanging from a thumb tac.

"Cute," I said pointing to the door. "But let's get to know the man on the inside."

The first thing I noticed as I walked into the room was the giant four post bed with a beautiful filigree headboard made of iron. I walked over to it and started bouncing up and down on it to see if it was comfortable.

"Nice," I mused in fake contemplation. "It's very comfortable. Maybe we could compare our views of it's comfort, sometime." I said to the camera. I crawled over the bed and opened a few drawers on the chest of drawers only to find that two were filled to the top with condoms and the others had a bunch of intimate items.

"Someone's hopping to get lucky." I said with my eyebrows raised. "I think I need my other spies to help me." I walked to the suite case that I had to carry around with me and grabbed the Chrome book out of it. It was already powered on so all I had to do was hit the call button on the Skype app and Rose and Alice popped up on the screen together.

"Hey, Bella!" They said excitedly as I waved to them.

"What's up, chica," Alice asked.

"Well, I'm in room number one and in the drawers next to the bed are… well… these," I laughed showing them the different drawers. I heard them gasp and then a bunch of giggles. "So, what do you guys think?" I asked them.

"I think he's a sexist pig." Rose stated simply. "I mean if you have that many condoms then he's either a player or trying to pose as one."

"Ali?" I asked.

"No comment." She said then fell out of the cameras view laughing really hard.

"Thanks guys I'll see you in a little while." I smiled and shut off the laptop then looked back up to the camera that was filming the webcam interaction. "Well, I'm going to look around some more."

I walked around the room noting all the sports trophies and pictures of people I'm assuming were not the owner of this room since I could clearly see their faces.

"Jock type," I said pointing to the trophies. "That means you should be a big strong man, that'd be real-," I stopped talking when something pink and sparkly caught my eye from under the bed.

"What's this?" I asked with a mischievous smile. "I might need the spy kit." I walked to the kit and bent over at the waist to get the tongs out, knowing I was giving the camera the view it wanted.

I got down on my hands and knees to looked under the bed. Reaching under the bed with the tongs I pulled out the pink fabric. The fabric in question turned out to be a leotard.

"Um… Pink?" I asked with a little laugh. "Well pink is a pretty color." I put it back and kept laughing as I headed to the closet.

"Decent style," I said as I pulled a shirt out. "You're a big boy, I like it. I can fit in it; maybe sometime I'll wear it." I said using my most coy smile. "I've had enough of this room. On to the next one," I said walking towards the door.