Chapter 3
Em POV
She walked up to my door first. Shit!
"Cute," She said pointing to the door. "But, let's get to know the man on the inside."
"It is not supposed to be cute." I said, indigently, as she walked over to my bed and started bouncing up and down on it.
"Make the torture stop." Jazz said, evidently seeing the same thing I was. Bella was sitting on my bed bouncing up and down.
"Maybe if we pray hard enough the torture will stop." Edward said.
"We don't even go to church," I said while shaking my head.
"Nice, it's very comfortable. Maybe we could compare our views of it's comfort, sometime." Bella said to the camera. She then crawled over the bed and opened a few drawers on the bedside dresser.
"Dude you horn dog!" Jazz laughed. "Why do you have all that stuff? You're not that smooth."
"Shut up!" I said, cuffing him on the back of the head.
"Someone's hoping to get lucky." Bella said as I turned back to look at the screen. "I think I need my other spies to help me."
She walked over to the kit and pulled out a Chrome Book, the screen came to life and two girls just as beautiful as Bella came into view.
"Hey, Bella!" They said in unison.
"What's up, chica," the dark haired on asked.
"Well, I'm in room number one and in the drawers next to the bed are… well… these," she laughed showing them the different drawers. We could not see them as the camera person moved so the screen was no longer in frame but we could definitely hear the girly giggles. "So, what do you guys think?"
"I think he's a sexist pig." The blond said matter-of-factly. "I mean if you have that many condoms then he's either a player or trying to pose as one."
"I'm not a player, I just crush a lot." I said to the screen.
"You're an idiot." Edward said shaking his head.
"Bite me, Gingy." I said.
"Rather not, the disease might me communicable." The smart ass laughed.
"Ali?" Bella asked with an eyebrow quirked.
"No comment." The one known as Ali said replied before laughing at my expense.
"Thanks guys I'll see ya in a little while." She then shut off the laptop. "Well, I'm going to look around some more."
She walked around the room and checked out my trophies.
"Jock type," She said pointing to the trophies. "That means you should be a big strong man, that'd be real-," She stopped talking abruptly and looked down at the floor by my bed.
"What's this?" She asked with the most evil smile on her face. "I might need the spy kit."
She then walked to the kit and bent over to get the tongs out. We all watched with baited breath as she bent at the waist, giving the camera a wonderful view of her perfectly shaped ass.
She then got down on her knees and reached under the bed to pull out the pink leotard I had thrown under there at some point.
"Um… Pink?" She laughed. "Well pink is a pretty color." She then put it back and headed towards the closet; all the while laughing to herself.
"Dude, where'd that come from," Jasper asked.
"Mom made me take ballet in high school for football." I said defensively.
"I thought you said you did it 'cause you liked it." Edward said laughing.
"Also, if it was only in high school then why do you still have it?" Jasper was in hysterics at this point.
I grumbled at them as they continued to laugh as we looked back at the screen to see her pulling out some of my clothes.
"Decent style," she said; nodding in appreciation. "You're a big boy, I like it. I can fit in it; maybe sometime I'll wear it."
"You can wear it now and see just how big of a boy I am." I said sitting back.
She then smile in what I think was supposed to be an innocent smile but wasn't even close. "I've had enough of this room. On to the next one," She then headed out the door.
"Thank god!" I said as she then headed towards the second room.
Jazz POV
She walked into my room immediately spotted the home of Tex; my Eastern Ribbon Snake. Most people have fur babies while I have a scale baby.
"At least someone wants to hold your snake, Jazz." Edward snorted.
"Don't hate on my snake 'cause he's got more game than you." I said punching his arm playfully.
On the screen I realized that she was going through my drawers and pulled out the coconut bra from last year's spring break. "Why do you have a coconut bra in your room?" She then started putting it on, "I think I'll put these on then give it back once I meet you."
She then proceeded to walk to my closet and pulled out one of my cowboy hats and put that on to.
"A cowboy with a coconut bra," She laughed. "Though if you're cute enough I'll wear the bra and you could wear the hat while I save a horse and ride a cowboy."
"Yee haw, darlin'," I said to the TV. She walked back to my closet and set the hat back down then went to check out my computer.
"Shit." I said as she shook the mouse and my Facebook popped up on the screen.
"Interesting," was all she said. She scrolled down to my friend list. "You have a lot of bands on here that I like," she said with a smile then it faltered. "But you have a lot of girls on here too. If I pick you I'd have to be your one and only."
"If you pick me you'd be my one and everything," I smiled.
"Okay. Enough is enough, two down one to go," and with that she was off to Edwards room.