Hello, fans of fanfiction. I hope you enjoy Chapter 1 of my newest fanfiction. More chapters are to come in the near future, so stay tuned for more.
It has been 4 years since the end of the Lylat Wars. The galaxy is once again at peace. However, when there's peace, there's little need for mercenaries like Star Fox. The few jobs available to Star Fox don't pay very well, leading to The Great Fox falling into disrepair and Star Fox eating nothing but Instant Ramen and potatoes.
On a fine Wednesday afternoon, Falco was raging at Level 3 of Battletoads when he noticed the ship's computer going haywire. Falco quickly got up to notice that there were 70 messages sent from Titania, all saying "Help me, Star Fox. You're my only hope". Falco went to go get the rest of Star Fox. Then, he remembered that Fox flew into Corneria to get more Instant Ramen, Slippy was busy repairing The Great Fox, and Peppy was busy doing some sciency stuff. "This looks like a job for Falco Lombardi!" announced Falco. He then jumped into an Arwing, put in his favorite CD, Ride the Lightning by Metallica, and flew off into space.
20 minutes later, Falco reached the Asteroid belt, meaning he was halfway there. Then, Falco's hopes of a peaceful flight were ruined when he noticed Wolf O'Donnell, Star Fox's worst rivals, straight ahead of him. Falco tried to quickly dodge the asteroids and get past Star Wolf, but to no avail.
"I see the birdbrain has been let out of his cage!" Wolf stated through his ship's radio. "You're going down!" replied Falco.
Falco turned on his Arwing's rapid fire and shot a blitzkrieg of bullets at Wolf. Wolf dodged all but two of the bullets. Wolf responded by returning the favor. Falco, who was the better pilot, dodged every one of Wolf's bullets and escaped the Asteroid belt. Wolf tried to chase after him, but his wings were damaged, and he crashed into an asteroid. Then, Wolf's ship caught fire and he barely escaped before it blew up.
"You haven't heard the last of this!" screamed Wolf in defeat while Falco flipped the bird.
About 20 minutes later, Falco finally arrived at Titania. He looked at his phone and saw that the distress call came from the other side of the planet. "Damn it!" exclaimed Falco.
Falco got in the robot and angrily flew to the other side of the planet. Then, he landed next to an abandoned laboratory. "This must be the place." said Falco as he grabbed his blaster and got out of his Arwing. Then, he noticed a bunch of guards guarding the heavily guarded abandoned laboratory. Falco quickly took them out. "That was too easy." Falco thought to himself. Sure enough, he was right.
As soon as the guards were taken out, a huge soldier jumped out of the laboratory. Falco recognized the soldier as a Crimson Lance. The Crimson Lance are some of the most feared soldiers in the universe. They originated from a far off planet known as Pandora. When Pandora was destroyed by the skull kid sending the planet's moon, Elpis, crashing down upon the planet in Borderlands 6 Supreme Edition, The Crimson Lance escaped to the Lylat system, where they became the most feared outlaws the galaxy had ever seen. Falco couldn't help to admit that The Crimson Lance was the most intimidating thing he ever saw. Then, Falco remembered how easily he annihilated Andross at the end of the Lylat Wars.
The Crimson Lance got out a machine gun and started shooting at Falco. Fortunately, Falco is a speedy bird. Falco quickly dodged every single bullet that the Crimson Lance had to offer. Then, he quickly ripped off his helmet and sliced his head off with his gun. "That was easy." exclaimed Falco.
Falco ran inside the abandoned laboratory, where he met an armada of dogs and cats, each equipped with an Atlas Ogre. Falco thought he was doomed for sure. Then, he remembered that he learned the Sharingan from a clan of ninjas on a distant planet called Earth. He quickly used the Sharingan to see each and every move the soldiers made, then quickly dodged their bullets. Next, Falco used his majestic wingman powers to start a chain reaction, causing the whole armada to burn up in flames. Then, he quickly ran into a closing metal door and slid under right in the nick of time.
The next thing Falco knew, he was in a room full of prison cells; however, only one of them had any prisoners in it. This cell had 4 prisoners, a fellow avian with black feathers, a buff dog with long hair, a wolf with green fur, and a pink cat. Falco ran over to the cell. "Did one of you send out a distress signal?" he asked the prisoners. "Yes. I did." replied the pink cat.
Falco could not help but notice that the pink cat was the most beautiful woman Falco had ever seen in his life. Everything about her was perfect.
"How did a beautiful lady like yourself get stuck in a place like this?" Falco inquired romantically.
"I have a name, you know." she responded, "It's Katt. Katt Monroe. Me and my team of mercenaries, The Hot Rodders, came to Titania, hoping to sell some extreme rocket fuel for a profit. However, we ended up crashing, leading to us being captured by Pigma Dengar, who sold to Andross as slaves. We're so fortunate to have a member of Star Fox save us, especially one so handsome as yourself."
Falco, who was blushing profusely, used his handy bolt cutters to cut the cell open. Then, Falco and the Hot Rodders quickly ran out of the facility. Rather strangely, no guards attempted to stop them as they escaped to Falco's Arwing and flew off the planet.