Thank you to those of you who decided to check out Chapter 1 of my fanfiction. The review I got filled me with enough happiness and determination to write another chapter. I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
As Falco left the atmosphere of Titania, he noticed Fox was calling him. Falco answered it.
"Where the hell are you?" screamed Fox. "I just finished a rescue mission." replied Falco. "Why didn't you tell us about it? We need that money to repair the hyperdrive on the Great Fox! You're fired!" screamed Fox. "You can't fire me! I quit!" squawked Falco before hanging up.
"Who was that?" inquired Katt. "It was Fox. I'm fired." replied Falco. "Star Fox is overrated anyway." said the buff dog, "Why don't you join the Hot Rodders?" "Thanks for the offer. I accept, though I never got your names." replied Falco.
The members of the Hot Rodders proceeded to introduce themselves. The buff dog, who was the team's leader, was named Collan Davenport. The dark avian was named Tokoyami. Tokoyami had an evil shadow named Dark Shadow, whom he could command like a Pokemon that gets stronger in the dark. The green wolf went by the name of Green Slayer. His primary weapon is an iron sword and he is obviously a Slayer fan. Finally, there was Katt Monroe, who we already know.
During the flight to the Hot Rodder's headquarters on Corneria, Katt and Falco fell madly in love, leading to lots of making out while headbanging to Slayer. This greatly annoyed the rest of the Hot Rodders, but they didn't say anything.
After what felt like an eternity (even though it was only about 30 minutes in reality), The Hot Rodders finally arrived at their underwater base on Corneria. The Hot Rodders all got out of the cramped Arwing. "I'm so glad to finally be off that crate!" exclaimed Collan, "All that Slayer gave me a headache." "I thought it was pretty good." stated Green Slayer. "Of course you'd say that, Green Slayer. How come we don't know your real name? Are you a spy for the Illuminati?" responded Collan. "I don't have any reason to share that information." stated Green Slayer.
This incredibly dumb conversation started a fist fight between Green Slayer and Collan. The fist fight went on for about 30 minutes and resulted in bloodshed for both Green Slayer and Collan, along with a damaged television. Tokoyami, angerfied that the television was destroyed while he was watching his favorite movie, Twilight, used Dark Shadow to harshly punish them. Then, Tokoyami yelled "Your shenanigans end here." Neither of them said another word.
Meanwhile, Falco and Katt were making out. They continued to make out for around 3 hours. Then, a message appeared on all of the Hot Rodder's phones from General Pepper. They immediately quit making out to answer it.
"Good day, Hot Rodd.. FALCO LOMBARDI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE HOT RODDERS?!" exclaimed General Pepper. "I quit Star Fox and joined The Hot Rodders." answered Falco. "Ok. We have an assignment for y'all. We originally attempted to contact Star Fox, but to no avail, so i'm giving this assignment to y'all. We have received reports of Venomian soldiers attacking innocent civilians and burning homes over on Fortuna. We need you to fly on over and save their necks. We will be willing to pay 1000 credits. Do you accept?" said General Pepper. "Yes." said Katt and Falco in unison. "Good luck, then." replied General Pepper before hanging up.
Then, Katt sounded the alarm that announced whenever there was a mission. Katt and the rest of the Hot Rodders got in the team's only battleship, while Falco got in his Arwing. Then, they proceeded to take off.