Hello. Sorry that this chapter took so long to write. I hope you enjoy it. Also, I did put the some of the lyrics of a song in here. If you think you know what song it is, please leave a review.

The Hot Rodders arrived on MacBeth after an hour flight. When they got there, they were horrified as they saw Star Wolf burning down a small village. People were screaming in pain as Star Wolf literally fired them, all the while speakers were saying "Do not resist, for your suffering benefits Lord Andross". "I'm outta here!" screamed Collan before yeeting himself off of the Hot Rodder's battleship. "That son of a bitch went AWOL!" screamed Falco. "Ok, then you're our new leader, Falco." replied Katt, "What's the plan?" "You guys go down and save as many people as you can, while I hold off Star Wolf." replied Falco. "Ok. Good plan." said Black Slayer.

Just then, Wolf noticed Falco's presence. "Hey, Birdbrain! You come for some more torment?" Wolf asked rather sarcastially. "Huh. Funny. I seem to recall you being the one who was tormented." replied Falco. "PIGMA! LEON! ANDREW! ATTACK!" Wolf yelled in a similar manner to Corey Taylor. "Aye aye, captain." responded Leon. "DON'T SAY THAT AGAIN! WE'RE NOT PIRATES!" Wolf screamed. "Aye aye, captain." responded Andrew. "YOU'RE FIRED, YOU INCOMPETENT APE! GO PUSH YOUR FINGERS INTO YOUR EYES TO SLOWLY STOP THE ACHE CAUSED BY YOUR STUPIDITY! THE REST OF YOU, ATTACK!" Wolf yelled in a similar manner to Corey Taylor.

Falco "accidentally" turned on his radio, which began blasting Kickstart my Heart by Motley Crue. Then, Falco noticed Leon and Andrew approaching him. Falco quickly barrel rolled out of the way, causing the two pilots to violently crash into each other. "SCREW YOU, FALCO!" Leon screamed as he fell to the ground. Then, Pigma started shooting a steady stream of bullets at Falco, who dodged each and every one. "You may try, birdbrain, but you can't beat me this time! Every inch of this baby is covered in a metallic sheild." stated Pigma. A few bullets hit Wolf, causing his Arwing to crash and burn. "YOU GREEDY MORON!" Wolf screamed as he fell to MacBeth's surface.

Falco started to think he was doomed, especially considering how much accidental damage Pigma caused to Wolf. Then, he noticed a logo on the ship. The logo belonged to Celtic Guard Incorporated, a company notorious among Lylatians for poor quality steel that is easily breakable. Upon seeing that logo, Falco thought up a plan. "If I shoot at the ship's engine, then the whole thing will explode." Falco thought. Falco immediatley started shooting back at Pigma. "What do ya think yer doin'? This baby is bulletproof!" said Pigma, lying through his teeth. "I figured out your weakness." responded Falco before shooting a few bullets at the bottom of Pigma's Wolfen. The bullets broke through the steel and punctured the engine, causing the ship to explode just like Falco predicted. "GET BACK HERE, YOU YELLOW BASTARD! I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!" Pigma screamed as he fell to his death.

Meanwhile, the rest of the Hot Rodders were setting out the fires. Just then, Falco landed his Arwing. "How're things going?" he asked his team. "Good. We just evacuated the villagers and now we're trying to save as much of the buildings as we can so these kind people don't become homeless." responded Tokoyami while putting out fires. "Okay. Allow me to assist." said Falco, who immediatly started helping. Within 10 minutes, all of the fires were put out and only minor damage was caused to the buildings. However, some of the people were not so lucky.

Around 10 of the village's 65 people were burned alive and the rest had minor to severe burns. The team tried their best to heal the miners with their crappy first aid kit, but to no avail. They ended up calling the Cornerian Medical Service for assistance. Fortunatley, healthcare is free in the Lylat System. After they were certain that every last man, woman, child, and other had been treated, the Hot Rodders loaded the unconscious Star Wolf onto their ship and flew back to Corneria to collect their reward.

Katt decided to celebrate the success of the mission by headbanging to some heavy metal, so she put in a CD of Megadeth Greatest Hits. About 8 minutes before the team arrived on Corneria, Star Wolf awakened. "WHY THE HELL ARE WE CHAINED TO A WALL?!" Wolf exclaimed. "Y'all are wanted criminals, so we don't want y'all escaping." responded Tokoyami."OKAY, THEN WHY ARE WE IN OUR UNDERWEAR?!" exclaimed Pigma. "Because we had to do a strip search to make sure y'all weren't hiding any weapons." responded Black Slayer. "Can you please turn down your music?" asked Leon, who was not a fan of heavy metal. Katt, who clearly did not like Star Wolf, turned the volume to max. "I SAID TURN IT DOWN, NOT TURN IT UP!" screamed Leon. "What's that? I can't hear you over my music!" responded Katt.

Then, the Hot Rodders arrived on Corneria. They immediatley landed the ship outside General Pepper's office and turned in Star Wolf. "Good job, Hot Rodders. You not only saved a planet once again, but you also managed to capture 4 of the galaxy's worst criminals. You've just earned 5000 credits." said General Pepper. "WOW! 5000 Credits? Thank you so much, General Pepper." responded Falco. And so, our team of mercenaries returned to their base to enjoy their 5000 credits until the next chapter.