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Lucy nervously glanced around in anticipation, as she fiddled with her thumbs while biting her lower lip.
Where was he?
Natsu agreed on meeting her by the front gate, right after school!
They had to finish their english assignment by Tuesday!
The poor blonde was sweating bullets, as she waited for the salmon haired newbie to show up.
Which he eventually did.
With Erza still tailing him close behind.
"LUCYYYYYYYY! HELPPPPPP MEEEEE!" Natsu had a huge trail of smoking dust behind him as well as the demonic scarlet haired devil close behind.
Lucy blinked twice in disbelief for a moment.
Before deciding to do the only thing that seemed was the right thing to do.
The action her heart and soul told her to take part of.
Clenching her hands into small fists, Lucy looked onwards at Natsu and Erza in determination. She could do this.
Today was the day, Lucy Heartfilia would save a person from near death, from the scarlet haired monster.
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"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Lucy let out a yell of fright, as she flung her arms up over her head before bolting away.
"HELP LUCYYYYYYY!"
"NO WAYYYYYY! SAVE YOURSELF!"
"HHOOOOOWWWW DAAARREEEE YOOOOUUUUUU! COWARD OF A MANNNNN!" Erza's eyes glinted a fiery red, and it only caused Natsu and Lucy's fright to raise a series level higher.
"EERRRZZAAAAAAA! C-CALM DOWN!" Lucy let out a cry of a scream, as the three bolted onto the sidewalk of the road, dodging bystanders whilst at it.
"NOOOOO! HOW COULD I?!"
"WAAAHHH! WHATEVER I DID, I'M SORRY!" Tears were streaming off of Natsu's face in a cartoon-ish like way, as he and Lucy ran a bit side by side (though the blonde nerdette was a bit more in front of the salmon haired teen).
15 minutes later...
"That way! My house is that way! Sharp left- brick building." Lucy cried, as she, Natsu, and Erza continued to dash by the side-walk. Her heart was pounding from running so much, and she was seriously tired. But honestly- Her fear of Erza right now dominated. It was run for your life- or utter death from a red haired chick in a Japanese flower red kimono gown. "Got it." Natsu puffed out, giving Lucy a quick nod as she glanced behind herself for his answer.
"Good." Lucy let out a sigh, as she clutched onto her keys- looking ahead after releasing her breath.
"GOOOOO!" Lucy shrieked, as she and Natsu both made a sharp left- racing at the door.
"EEEEEEKKKK!" Natsu soon also let out a shriek- more like a high-pitched girly one too. Erza had caught on (she always did have good reflexes), and successfully made the turn- failing to hit the neighbor to the right's gate.
"YOU SOUND LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. YOU'RE MANLINESS IS FOOLISH. I SHALL INCAPACITATE YOU!" Erza bellowed her vow, as she ran faster- easily gaining on the two. "INSIDE! GOOOO!" Lucy shouted, as she shoved the key into the lock- flinging open the door just right after.
"AHA!" Erza also made it inside, just before Natsu slammed the entrance way shut. "Godammit..." Natsu whistled, as he and Lucy both worriedly turned to face Erza.
"Lucy..." Erza hissed, a forced smile plastered on her face, as she cracked her knuckles.
"Y-Y-Yes?" Lucy stuttered with a flinch to the sound of her name being said by the demon's scarlet headed child.
"I will... AVENGE YOUR DEATH FOR YOU TODAY!" Erza cried, as she lunged straight for Natsu- pummeling him with blows.
"OW!- GODDAMMIT CONTROL YOURSELF, DEMON- OWWW!"
"B-B-But I'm not dead, Erza..."
"DIE, YOU INSANELY POOR ANIMAL- DIEEEEE!"
"ERZA! DON'T KILL 'EM-"
"OWWW! FUCK YOU, DAMMIT..."
"L-Lucy? What's going on here?" A voice interrupted the scene quietly, as all stopped to turn their heads in wonder. Erza sitting on top of a well beaten up Natsu.
"Dad?!" Lucy yelped, as she jumped from her standing position, before tackling her father with a hug.
"Lucy!" Jude grinned, as he placed his arms around his daughter, hugging her back. Natsu wiping a tear from his eye, as he watched the touching scene- only to get a jab in the ribs by Erza. (Both were now sitting up on their knees)
"How was your day today, my little Lu?" "Fine!" Lucy sent a radiant smile towards her father, as he took off her glasses to stare at her face lovingly. (Though she made sure to quickly place her frames back on before either of her two guests could see her face for themselves)
"I see you brought some rather rowdy guests home with you today- Oh! Erza! So nice to see you again!" Jude grinned, as he turned to face one of Lucy's two best friends.
"And who's this- Oh no. No. NO." Jude forced out each "no", the more he said the word. "Dad? What's wron-" "LUCY, WHY IS THERE A BOY HERE? IS HE YOU'RE BOYFRIEND? HUSBAND? FIANCEE? NO. NO. NO. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR VIRGINITY- YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT ARE YOU? NOOOOO! MY LITTLE BABY GIRL'S GROWING UP WAYYYYY TOO FASTTTT! DO YOU ALREADY HAVE KIDS? IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL? NOOO! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS A GRANDPA- AHHHHHH!" "DAD! C-C-Calm down! I'm not pregnant- AND I DON'T HAVE KIDS. We're not even in a relationship!" Lucy shouted, a fierce blush coating her cheeks, as Natsu stared dumb-founded. (He didn't really understand what was going on.)
"Oh- thank goodness." Jude let out a sigh of relief, as he wiped sweat off his forehead. "Don't worry, Mr. Heartfilia. I, Erza Scarlet, promise to make sure they DEFINITELY use condoms if he should ever take her virginity. Heck- I'll even make sure they don't get in a relationship. This guy is NOT worthy of our beloved girl, Lucy." Erza patted her right hand over her heart, as she stared at Lucy's dad in determination.
"That would so VERY be appreciated, Erza." Jude smiled, as he and Erza both exchanged hugs.
Meanwhile, Natsu stared at the two disgusted, while Lucy shrieked.
"You guys are getting, WAYYYYY TOO WEIRD ABOUT THIS-"
"Hmm? No we're not." Jude said simply, as both looked over at the blonde in curiosity- whilst continuing their rather long hug.
"HE'S JUST HERE FOR AN ENGLISH PROJECT- GODAMMIIIITTT!"
A/Ns: ARGH! I'm incredibly sorry. This chapter is so short- I have a problem with these things... Forgive me... But I really wanted to update this. I need to get to these fanfics. (If you find this at least a witttlllee bit funny- Hopefully that makes up for the chapt being short? I'M REALLY SORRY; I need to update my other fanfics. T-T
I'll see you guys soon!
~Trinity