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"I know a way you can pay for it..." The Virgin Killer whispered into his ear seductively, hand tracing down his unfit chest.

"A-And what's that?" Hiro gulped, afraid of where this night for him would lead.

"...With your body," The Virgin killer whispered naughtily and started to slowly inch his way near his pulsating girth.

(RECAP OVER)

Hiro gulped thiccly.

"W-WAIT! Virgin Killer, don't!" Hiro yelped, but The Virgin kill's hand continued to shimmy and shake down towards his naughty area.

Dangerously, she licked her plump lips.

"hehe why should i stop?" the virgin killer giggled, looking at hiro with 'i'm gonna fuck u so hard u aren't gonna feel a thing when u limb out of here eyes'.

"B-b-because...! I'm a..."

"Hmmmmm? Wat is it, darling?" The Virgin Killer's hand reached his zipper which caused Hiro to flush red like hot Chile peppers.

His schlong leaped into her hand like Leap Frog.

'H-H-Holy fuck!* hiro thought inside his head.

"BECAUSE I'M A VIRGIN!" Hiro scramed, eyes clenched shut in humiliation.

He was a filthy, loser virgin. Now she will definitely laugh at him, won't she? He didn't deserve someone as hot and beautful as her.

He heard The Virgin Killer LOL at him and hiro tried his hardest not to cry at that Very moment.

Hiro had to leave! he pushed the virgin killer off of him and was about to leave in thick, fat tears but a hand grabbed onto his shirt and pulled him back onto the Red Velvety satin love seat.

"H-Huh?" Hiro was confused. He blinked up at The Virgo Kiler through his blurred vision.

Now she was on TOP of him and still licking her hips, a dangerous look in her ears.

"W-What do you want from me? Let me go! DONT YOU SEE IM JUST A STUPID VIRGIN LOSER?!" hiro yelled.

The Virgin Killer giggled and leaned in until her mouth was directly against his ear. He could smell the Taco Bell Extra Meat Crispy Burrito she had for lunch from how close she was.

"I want your... Créme De Lá Penis," the Virgin Killer whispered saucily in France, causing Hiro to shudder like he was having a seizure.

Holy crap... She was so Hot?

"my... cream del penís?" hiro's french was Not good and he butchered the words completely. They way he said it made it sound like a Taco Bell special limited time off the menu item.

"Yah." El Virgín Killa licked Hero's ear spicily. The saliva was dripping from his ear's asshole all the way out onto his neck. His ear was Absolutely covered in the sexy stripper's sexy spit.

Yum. Hiro was Absolutely turned on and started twitching madly, much like the incapacitated, barely alive Goro on the floor.

Wait. HIS FRIENDS!¡!

Just as the Virgin killer was sliding her long fingers down to grab his 1-inch micropenis, Zorome stumbled back into teh room, ripping the curtains off. HOLD IT!" he yelled, doing his best Phoenix Wright impression. His ahoge (antennae) was waving back and forth so fast that it was a blur. Wao-wao!

zorome-kun's sock and sandal clad feet trampled over Gorro's head Again as he stomped drunkenly over to hiro (even tho all he had drunk tonight was moldy stale coke). He grabed Hiro by the collar. "WHO saiD you two could—!"

The Virgin Killer slapped him again, knocking him out Cold. he landed on top of Goro and both of their unconscious bodies were now kissing each other. (A/N: dirty yaoi xD)

"Now, where were we, darling" asked the virgin killer, grinding her crotch against Hiro and cupping his face. Hiro was in Shock again, his face as white as the Haunted Mattress from the Spongebob Halloween Special.

"D-d-d-d-darling..?!"

The Virgin Killer licked hiro's face, all the way from his greasy black bangs to his bony neck. "im gonna kill ur virginity"

Just Then There Was Another Interruption:

"oh hey they said they were selling corndogs in here—" It was Futoshi-kun, who despite wanting to buy food already had a crappy looking burger from the bar in his hand. it looked like the Nasty Patty.

Hiro wasn't surprised by that fact or the fact the futoshi was here too. he often went here with zorome after all. The virgin killer looked at him, sneerring, and rolled her eyes so hard they almost got stuck at the back of her head.

"whats up home skillet?" said Zorome to his friend as he momentarily went back into consciousness. Then he passed our again.

meanwhile Futoshi was looking around at the scene before him, from hiro and The Virgin Killer moments away from fucking their brains out and zoromE and Goro "making out" on the dirty greasy floor.

""Tell ur friends to stahp cockblocking us" said The Virgin Killer as she squeezed hiro's micropenis , fully taking it out of his ugly jeans. Hiro squeaked loud like a mouse, his voice cracking. "You're mine, Darlin'

Thë Vīrgíñ Kìlłėr starting jerking Hero off right there in front of futoshi, who was just standing there and eating his burger, not even phased. Even Zorome and goro slipped back into consciousness for a moment to watch all this juicy sex like it was a porno.

Hiro shut his eyess, even tho the sensation was so wonderfull. Maybe this birthday would be great after all.

Before he even knew it, Hiro was moaning like a slut. La Virgin Killer held onto his dingle-dangle with an iron grip that made him start to leak tears, but the stripper was pulling his masochist side out of him, so Hero liked it.

He didn't know he liked pain. Was it okay for Christans to like pain? God may say no, but his pènis said 'fuck yeah baby'.

"Wow, this is better than my Kdramas," said futoshi, taking a bite into his sewer green Nasty Patty that was dripping with questionable grease that smelled like feces.

"Oh, shit! This is gonna make me bucks on FranXXXHub!" Zorun quickly took his iPhone out of his pocket which was severely cracked, but somehow still usable.

he held the iPhone up and zoomed in on the goods, Zorome imagining all of the views and moo-lah he'd get from this babe destroying his Virgin Mary best friend.

"I want a closer seat," Futoshi spoke and walked towards The Viagra Killer with hefty footsteps until he towered right above them, not giving them even an inch of space.

He gazed down at them like a creepy pervert, a drop of blood dripping down from his right nostril as his face became rojo (A/N: that's red in spanish) like he struck the porno jackpot.

as Futoshhe took another bite into his burger without looking, all of the Nasty Patty's contents slid out from between the warm and soggy buns, Spilling all onto Hjro's dick.

"Oops," said futoshi.

"Mhmmmm!" Hiro leaned his head all the way back and moaned.

He now had liquidy ketchup and mustard all over his schlong, as well as onions, sliced up tomato, pickles, and that mysterious watery brown oil which still smelled like shit.

Even though the Virhin Killer's hand was covered in greasy hamburger content and so was Hiro's Bad Boy, she still continued to aggressively jerk him off, spreading the mustard and ketchup all over his thingy.

He wouldn't last at this rate!

The seductive virgin killer's grease-covered hands slipped off of Hiro's Meat Stick due to the various expired condiments from the burger. As she cursed from her groove being broken Futoshi took the opportunity to grab some of the cum-slicked moldy onion slices and put them back on his Nasty Patty.

He took a big bite of it with a content look on his face. "Woah it tastes even saltier! I'll have to use this in the future..." and so he kept eating as Zorome suddenly moved his iPhone 3 camera to him instead and zoomed in all the way. Zoroome was beginning to moan like the bottom he was as he watched futoshi stuff his face with the burger. zorome also started to reach down to unzip his pants—

—But the Virgin killer ignored everyone else and licked her lips, looking up at Hiro with her pickle-colored eyes. "I want to eatt you" The virgin KilleR's soft, dick-sucking lips lowered down in slow motion to Hiro's tiny meat beater. All of the ketchup and mustard made his dick even more enticing to her. It would be better if it was honey on it, though.

"H-h-h-h," hiro squirmed while watching the virgin killer purse her lips and giggle a little. His 1.5 inch (when erect) eggplant started trembling. The stripper's lips finally parted as her face was close enough to her destination.

She licked mustard off the tip. Hiro's schlong had already been slicked with precum since The Virgin Killer had started jerking him off, but hiro could feel like he was beginning to explode. teh vrigin killer licked around his cock and started to stroke his tiny, tender testes. Her head was bobbing up and down, ketchup flyig everywhere.

He had done these motions so many times before by himself in his dark musky basement while on hentaihaven-dot-com but having a hot girl do it was...something so amazing.

"I-i-i-i'm g-gonna CUM¡" screeched Hero-kun while his voice cracked. The virgin killer smirked up at him seductively and felt hiro's hot Seed squirt into her mouth lije a Nerf water gun.

"Boku no...DarlinG DA!"

(You are now...My Darling!)

"AHHHHHHHHHGGHHHGHHHGGGHHHH!" hiro came, shooting all of his milky milk into The Virgin Griller's awaiting mouth.

"Haah, haah" Hiro panted afterwards. Even after he came, the stripper was still sucking him off, milking him like he was a Mother cow and his micro-schlong was his utter.

It was so hot, but it hurt. However, he liked the pain. he wouldn't be a Christopher after this. He was a Satanist, but satanism felt so much more appealing than it did before?

Why did his parents try to convert him to christainity when S-M-E-X was so good? Hiro would never go back again.

after all he couldn't.

His virginity was...kill.

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