INSIDE, 0800 HOURS

hiro slowly woke up at the sound of some loud noises, his vision a haze. obviously the ecstasy and alcohol last night had been too much for his good abstinent christian body to take. he couldnt even remember what had happened after he had cummed into the virgin killer's cock-fondling mouth twice and lost all sense of consciousness.

his cum covered cheek was pressed against the Dirty moldy coke stained floor, and his shirt was off... and nailed to the wall. whaT the fucky? sitting up, hero felt the burger still inside his nasty jeans, grinding against his .5 inch microdick with every movement he made

feeling all the condiments Turned him on like donkey kong.

when he looked around, goro was sitting in a pile of puke, and zorome and futoshi were naked on the floor next to each other, zorome's cracked ass iphone 3 still open on FranXXXHub.

""What the flip flop?' Said hiro as he looked at the scren, Picking it up. The video pulled up started playing automatically. it showed the virgin killer jerking his hose off, then sucking on his tiny hot dog. then it panned to futoshi eating, and el gorro on the floor spasming. then there was hiro yelling, beer bottles thrown, and the screen went black.

he threw the phone away. his heart was pounding. he felt like a SINNER.

when he looked arojnd, he realized another important detail... THE VERGIN KILLER WASNT IN THE ROOM ANYMORE.

pankicing, hero stood up, his balance wobbling as he fell to the ground agaain, right jnto Goro's vomit. he licked it and it tasted Good but he had already discovered more than one of his repressed kinks today and he didnt need to add one more to that list. instead he got up again and brushed himself off.

but Zorome stirred onnthe ground in front if him. "hwey dwude"! he said slurring his words. Hiro ignored him and tryed to pry his shirt off the wall, but it was stuck from the nails and starchy, sticky substance that made it hard as a rock.

zorome tugged on his pants legs, sending hero face first on the Ground Again. he was also screaming "HEY"

Hido looked at him and winced. zorome sat up, his veiny penis becoming erect suddenly when futoshi stirred in his sleep and accidentally touched his thigh. "well, you're welcome."

Hiro blinked. Oh. For helping him lose his virginity, huh? "i guess... I-it wasnt so bad after all..."

zorome clapped his back and yelled "Yáttá! you were so into it man, when she started sucking you off a third time you called her 'mommy@' and everything—"

"WHAT." Hiro was breathign heavy like he was having an asthma attack and panic attack at the same time. zorome weanwhike was laughing hysterically, wiping the tears from his eyes.

"yeah, and then you drank a whole bottle of vodka, and you bet futoshi he couldnt eat 10 more of those burgers and when he did you lost $50—"

hiro stood up AGAIN quickly to drown out zorome's rambling and went toward the curtains, hearing the ruckus outside that had woken him upl. he opened the velvety, blood red, cum and burger juice stained curtains just a little bit and peered outside at the rest of the club.

the double doors were wide open, and a short, perverted looking old man with only one arm was being dragged out by the po-po.

"YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS" he was saying, even tho he was currently tied up. the head police officer tased him.

zorome popped up underneath the curtains, saying, "oh that's werner franxx! i know him, he owns the club!"

A red-headed woman with huge titties and a thicc ass was looking at the scene quite proudly. she had probably been the one to snitch on the owner for what hiro could overhear was 'prostitution and tax evasion.' "i wont let you run this shady club anymore, hakase!!!1!!! (A/N: that's doctor in japanese) not if i have anything to say about it! i must help these poor girls.""

there was another stripper there, clad in bright green, skimpy lingerie. she had long ash blonde hair that went down to her fat ass. and...She was also heavily pregnant, and must have been only a month or two away from giving birth. her hips and belly were HUGE as were her boobies. the lingerie looked very tight, but hiro decided not to kinkshame.

she was talking with the virgin Kill, who was looking at the scene unimpressed. hiro stared at the sexy stripper... was this what love felt like? no, this was the devil's work! he shouldnt be tempted like this again!

but... the virgin killer looked at him, her eyebrow raised. she smiled. Hiro felt his heart skip a beat. he listened in closer, to the pregnant stripper who began to talk in her soft voice.

"ñe, zero tsu-chan, where are we going to work if the club shuts down?~" this woman was none other than kokoro, futoshi's ex-fiancee and baby mama who left him because instead of paying child support he would spend his money on kpop tickets and merch.

"WOAH THAT'S-A SPICY MEAT-A-BALLS" yelled zoorome, staring at kokoro's giant water balloons. her pregnant tiddies were fat and her nipples were hard, leaking creamy delicious milk. zorome wanted to Succ hard on them like he was a piglet and she was the mama pig. It was a good thing futoshi was still passed out from his food coma, otherwise zorome probably would have been smacked.

hiro stared at him.Zoromek was nose bleeding again and his whole face was red like Bob the Tomato from VeggieTales. hiro loved VeggieTales, it was his favorite christian show. he went behind the curtains again to assess this incriminating situation.

"idk maybe i'll work in another club. you'll probably die during childbirth, so don't worry about it," the virgin killer, now known as Zero Toe, rolled her eyes behind herthick Maybelline lashes.

(maybe it's maybelline~)

Minutes after the perverted, amputated club owner was dragged out, hiro's friend mitsuru stepped into the club.

"Holy sh*t" mitsuru grimaced as soon as he walked in, feeling a tsunami of nausea wash through his lurching stomach when the putrid smells of must, vomit, spoiled food, and Alcohol assaulted his nostrils.

"oh god" he spun around and doubled over, PUKING all over the ground and letting all of the 5 Star Restaurant Food he had for breakfast all out on the grass. His family was rich with 1.8Billion buck-o-roos because they owned the company Apple. it was so sad that his father, Shūta Jobs, died.

If Hiro had that much money, he could be the richest player in Foreskin Nite!

he dabbed his mouth with a fancy, silky satin handkerchief that had a cursive 'M' sewed in the corner. then, he turned around while still holding the fabric to his nose like a Gas Mask.

"zoorome was talking about it yesterday but i didnt think u guise would actually go to this dump." mitsuru was fuckin sick. if he stayed a sec longer in here, he would have to go to the Emergency Room from cheap whiskey and Idiot Poisoning.

"mitsuru?" hiro said. he culdn't believe he knew where to find them? god, it was a good thing Zorome was such a loud mouth since he doubted any of them could drive in their current states.

"w-wow! whatta ベイブ (babe)" the preggo stripper in the clad green lingerie whispered loudly as she blushed, bweebs jiggling up and down in excitement. Those were her little girls.

Hero could see something thick and wet start to leak between her legs, reaching all the way down to her France manicured toes and creating a puddle like the weatherman predicted a forecast with an 90% chance of rain.

D-DID HER WATER BREAK??????

"HOLY CRAP ITS NIAGARA FALLS UP IN HERE!" zoroooome YELLED.

"bitch did ur water break?" as ked ゼロツー. (that's Zero Two)

"h-huh?" the pregnunt stripper became self aware and tried to hide herself behind the Virgin killer. "oh my kámï! d-don't look at me! i'm just a little horny" she squeaked.

a little? more like a lot. hiro thought she was gushing like a mcFreakin dam over there. soon enough, this strip club would not only be abandoned but flooded.

But... she was sorta cute however not cute like the Virgin Killer.

"i'm gonna need therapy after this," mitsuru groaned as he walked up towards them. "come on. get your asses in the car before i decide to beat you in front of these cheap sluts righ t now"

the green strip blushed. "slut?" from behind zero two, she bit her lip like she was trying to hold in a heavy piss. "kámï i need to speak to that hunk!"

Kokoro pushed her way past them, her large pregnant belly knocking zorome to the floor and back on top of the sleeping futoshi.

"wOoOoAH!!!" yelled zorome, but nobody cared. When he fell on Futoshi's stomach, his vomit gushed out like a fancy water fountain and coated Zorum all in it. "H-holy fuck... wait this actually smells kinda nice?"

As she walked up to mitchel, her boobs swayed side to side, looking like it was gonna escape her thin bikini strips at any moment.

her Fat ass also giggled, but Hiro wouldn't look at them like that! no! curves are the devil's toy!

Yet his hard Micro 0.5 Pussy Destroyer said somethin different.

"hey hot stuff~" the green wearing stripe winker at him.

"Who The Fuck Are You?" glared misuru-kun.

on the inside, mitsubishi-kun was sweating buckets. his 2 inch penis (longer than hiro's, which was the one and only thing he had over him) was suddenly becoming hot and sweaty in his pants. he was pretty sure he had a half-chub by now, just from looking at this stripper's leaky milky Mommy tits and huge swollen baby bump

Yeah he had a pegnante kink so what?

anyway, misturu remained as assholey and douchey as ever as this blonde bimbo Slid up to him like a gold digger.

'damnnnn he looks like he can pay the bill$' thought kokoro, seductively leaninng in closer to Mitsuu and rubbing her stomach. "i-i'm k-kooko.." she said shyly, the puddle of vagina squirt growing

"Well What The Fuck Do You Want" said missouri , slicking his greasy hair gelled hair back. it was poop green colored and vey dry with dandruff flakes falling off. but mitsuru's dick was SHAKING with perverted ecstasy. his whole 2.3 inches of erect mini hotdog were pulsating like.a heart having a heart attack. Yeah.

to kansas-chan he looked like the kind of man who wouldnt waste his child support on shitty idol groups. "oh , i just thought you were really cute and—" Koko stepped closer, accidentally hitting him with her pregurt boobies and belly, making mitsuruuuu LOSE it. his Coochie Destroyer went fully erect, making a tent in his Versace pants.

"FUCKY' thiught mitsuru, stepping away from the woman. "WELL GOOD FOR u" And mistudu pushed past both of the cheap strippers to meet up with his """friends"""

hilo was still shirtless, and he was holding up gowo army-stylewho looked like he was goinf to Be brain dead for the Rest of his Life. The (burger)vomit-covered Zoorome was trudging next to a woozy footoshi who also looked like death itself.

zero-2 opened her mouth so speak (yell) at him and talk to hiro again, but missouri pushed past her hurriedly and gestured for the other guys to hurry it up

"darling@ " she said anyway, grabbing Hero by his sleeve. he looked at her dumbstruck. she whipped a pen out from between her breasts and wrote a phone number on his arm, then pushed him away.

he fell into zorome.

"HEY YOU PUSSY BITCH— oh its you hiro sorry, you ylooked like Mitsuru for a second". zorome slapped him HARD on the back and continued walking toward the door.

futoshi and kokoro exchanged some awkward but still Soft(tm) glances as they passed since they were both so kind and soft anyway. everythinf they did was Soft(tm). Well florida-kun blushed but said nothing. all he was thinking about was buying those BTS ticjets with kokoo's child support money.

when they got outside,

the po-po was still outside assessing the situation

"oh shit!!!" Said zorome , "i aint getting caught again"

the way he said again made hiro nervous, but everyone stopped anyway and ducked behind the grossly unkempt bushed out front. there was litter and wrappers and soda cans and styrofoam cups in them. and also dog shit.

Zorome grabbed his friends by their collars and threw them closer to tbe floor. mitsuru cursed at him but zorome Spit in his toad face. "look hoes," zorome began , looking at each of them. goro's glasses were cracked and he looked like he was high. hiro was sweating profusely onto mitsuru. futoshi was eating a THICC GoGurt he had found in his back pocket. "we CANT just go out there to the car"

el coche era el Bentley de Mitsuru-kun, que estaba estacionado en el estacionamiento justo detrás de la policía.

"ugh if only i commuted succidal months ago, i wouldnt be stucuk here wit u losers," mitsuru chided. if the media sAw him getting arrested it was over for him.

hiro was also worried. he just interacted with his first Hot Spicy Mama in several SEVERAL years and now he could get arrested?????

he culdnt let that happen! he just lost his virgnintea and he couldn't go behind bars without calling the Virgin Kill before he got home!

"hey u Losers need help?" a sultry voice then whispered behind them, making hiro and zorome jump@in their foreskin. Mitsuru accidentally came in his pants cuz he was already hornhorn. meanwhile, futoshi continued to succ on his Go-Gurt calmly.

zorome screamed like a little screechy girl.

"v-v-vaseline killer?!!?"

0 tsu rolled her eyes. "it's virgin killer, get it right."

mitsuru groaned and rolled his eyes so hard they got stuck behind his eyeballs for 10 long, awkward and spooky seconds.

"grate now the cheap slut in skimpy underwear is gonna tell me what to do?" Mitsuru was too good for this, or so he felt.

he thinks he has BDE (Big Dick Energy) because his dad was Shūta Jobs, but in reality, he's just a spōiled brat with $$$$. (cha-ching!)

"thanks," zero two said, unbothered by what was clearly an insult. "ok listen up sluts, here's what were gonna do—"

"w-wait! virgin killer, do u have any experience with cops???!?" hiro asked, feeling himself getting nervous by the sec but also turned on.

the thought of Virgin Kill being a delinquent criminal or even a cereal killer made his dick and heart pulsate like a mad man.

"oh, d@rlin..., call me zero two~," she winked. " of course i have experience. ive escaped prison like 69 times (A/N: teehee XD) my last escape was this year"

"wOW you're even better than i thot!" exclaimed zorome loudly. somehow the police were fuckin Deaf because they can't hear them from behind this bush.

"w-wait, doesnt that mean your still a wanted criminal as of now?" asked hiro, gulping thickly. To Fap Or Not To Fap?

n-no! he was God's boy ; he can't do that here!

"yea but thats beesides the point" zt waved her hand. "okay now circle up~"

whisperwhisperwhisper*

(...,.,2 MINS LATER...,.,)*

"kokoro play it!"

DUNDUNDUDNUHDUNDH NNNNNNNN~ DUNDUNDUDNDUHH NNNNNN~ (string sounds)

Baby, can't you see

I'm calling

A guy like you should wear a warning

It's dangerous

I'm falling

Toxic by Britney spares boomed from the jukebox inside the club, causing all the policemen's head to turn towards it. even werner who was still yelling and yodeling like a madman poked his head out the car window to watch.

the Birgin Killer has stepped out and started to sexily walk up to one of the officer, circling around them with a sexy wink.

the policeman froze and gripped onto his rifle for deer life.

Too high

Can't come down

Losin' my head

Spinnin' 'round and 'round

Do you feel me now?

ゼロツー started to grind her thicc Kim Kardashian bubble butt against the officer (secret KKK worker's) crotch, causing the policeman to make a massive nosebleed that dyed his navy bleu unfirom shirt Blood Red.

the other policemen watched in awe as she continued to give the poor fool a lap dance.

while the idiot po-pos were distracted, the boyz moved out and snuck past them to reach their car. mitsuro and footshi with their own too.

before hero fully left teh scene he looked back at his Not-But-Defs-Potential-GF seducing the fuck out of em cops. god damn... can she do that to him?

"i'll leave it all to u, Eo To" said hiro Dramatically before running while flailing his arms to ZOROME's car.

"hey... ain't that the wanted criminal? The Man Killer?" one of the po-pos who finally snapped out of it snapped.

"oops looks like time is up." zero-2 said.

she then took the policeman's rifle and shoot up the entire squad of officers who yelled in pain before falling to the ground. while 002 opened fire like a maniac on them, kokoro escaped from the back and fled into her own mucus green colored 2005 Pontiac Aztek

even tho they were on the ground now, 02 continued to blast them up to make sure they were ded whiel Toxic continued to blare from inside the club.

THE TASTE OF YOUR LIPS

IM ON A RIDE

YOURE TOXIC IM SLIPPIN UNDER

WIITH A TASTE OF A POISON PARADISE

"h-holy FUCK!" zorome screamed.

"c-cmon we gotta leave zorome!" hiro tried to keep rationality but he was Fuckin Turned On By how she was Murdering them cops.

"NOT YET THIS IS GOING ON WORLDSQUARE (A:N/ worldstar was changed to worldsquare bc of copyright)!!!!!!!!!" zorome took out his cracked iPhone 3 to record the scene which somehow wa s still working by some miracle Life Support.

futoshi continued to calmly watch as he slurped on his GoGurrt hard, smiling like nothin wild was going on at all. He was accustomed to this craziness from the Kpop fandom after all. "i wish they woul d play BTs instead."

while the po-pos were distracted, werner used his body to break free from the police car and roll out on the ground. jus as the dirty old man was getting back up on his feet, zt shot him in the back.

"we gotta go NOW!!!!" hiro took over the wheel even tho he had no license and put his foot onto the accelerator, driving them away from the scene b4 more cops would cum.

unable to see werner on the ground, hiro accidentally ran over him with the car which squished him to death but Hero didn't notice due to his own Horny panic.

meanwhile misery sighed, having drove away from the monstrosity of a scene minutes ago like a smart person. just as he was gettin on the freeway, he saw kokoro emerged from his backseat with a creepy smile.

it freaked mitsuru out so much that he started to swerve before he regained control of his Bentley again. "What The FUCK Are You Doin Here?????"

oh gee oh my. he's glad she's in the backseat or else she'llllll see his Rock hard 2 inch trying to escape his Gucci pants.

"my car broke down so i crawled into urs," she said with a soft(TM) smile. it made mitsuru wanna cum instantly got a second time but he had to control his horny!

he had to see like an asshole in front of her.

".:...k," said mitsuru coolly.

just when when he thot it couldnt get worse kOko climbed into the front seat and sat her fat ass on his lap.

"k-kokoro?! I Cant See The Road!" he started to swerve, hitting cars left right.

kansas-chan didnt care. she took out his dick from his pants, ready to ride him rite there.