[LAST TIME ON GLEE.]
"Qué coño estás haciendo aquí?"
Oh cielos, oh mi. Es bueno que en el asiento de atrás o más she'llllll ver su rock duro 2 pulgadas intentando escapar de sus pantalones Gucci.
"Mi coche se rompió así que me arrastré a Urs," dijo con una sonrisa suave (TM).
¡Hizo Mitsuru wanna cum al instante tiene una segunda vez pero tenía que controlar su caliente!
Tenía que ver como un idiota delante de ella.
".:... K", dijo Mitsuru fríamente.
Justo cuando cuando Thot se podia empeorar Koko subió en el asiento delantero y se sentó su culo gordo en su regazo.
¿"K-kokoro?! No puedo ver el camino! "Comenzó a virar, golpeando coches de izquierda a derecha.
Kansas Chan didnt care. Ella toma su polla de sus pantalones, listo para montar el rito.
[...,..AND THATS WHAT YOU MISSED ON STRIPES IN THE CLUBXXX.]
"c-cocoa roach?!" mitsuru screamered in fancy panic.
the Benadryl Classic 0090 was swerving south and north now since misucky couldn't see the road with kokoro's La grasa Mami tiddies in his face.
"get out the way FATASS! IM SRS!" mitsuru shouted in an effort to get her off him. with her on his lap, there was no way he could hide his 2 inch Double MacDouble in his plaid Gucci pants (those expensive outfits rich people wear but it's actually fugly) without her noticing!¡!
"hehehehe... but you're dickey day yes," the beautiful blonde winked at him with her horny MILF eyes. even the unborn fetus in her stomach was telling mitsuru to fuck her until she went into labor.
h-holy crap, he was sick wasn't he?
just when mitsuru thot it couldn't get worst, white milk started to gush from her Mommy tits and spray him clean in the eyeballs, makin mike blind both figuratively and literally.
"OOOOOUCH,! F*CK I CANT SEE!" mitsuru yelled. his car started to roll over some things on the road which could've been cones, a dead cat or somethin.
"watashi..,., あなたのコック。" said kokoko.
(i want..,., your cock.)
there was no denying it now. he was blinded by her titty milk which was likely a secret weapon of hers and mitsuru was shaking in raging horniness. he wuz ripe for the taking and wuldn't resist what came next.
"hehehe, i knew you'd come around," said ココロ.
UNZIIIIIP.
the next thing mitsuru felt was the best thing he would feel in his short and pathetic virgin life. his meatstick was swallowed by her tight slippery love cave like futoshi having a romantic night with his favorite hotdog.
"oOoOoo mama~," mitsuru shuttered like he was having a seizure underneath her thiqqness.
SHLPASHLAPSHALP.
that was the sound of koko riding him, making her body slam down on his pathetic puny body which was sure to leave red marks.
with each thunder-like hop, mitsuru could fel himself sinking deeper y deeper into the driver's seat.
ココロ's thicc thighs kept POUNDING and SHLAPING into ミツル's Weak KFC Chicken Thighs(TM). his thigh bones were beginning to c-c-c-CRACK!
"h-h-holy GUACAMOLÉ!" YEETED ミツル, turned on even tho the pregneent stripper was shlomping all over his weak bones. he could hear them breaking. weak strings of his micro cum were spewing out his tiny, tiny penis that didnt even go all the way up ココロ's thiqué, wet uterus (tongue emoji)
the vantablack ultra leather driver Seat of the bentley was COVERED in cum and was sh-sh-shaking under them.
RIIIIIIP.
the leather was Completely destroyed from the intense Fuccing. ミツル was being hammered into the seat as hard as zorome beating his meat to mommy kink and granny kink porn.
but ミツル blushed bc it was kinda H-O-T still.
the steering wheel suddenly SWERVED as ココロ's fat ass and baby-bearing hips slammed into it. the horn went off BEEEEEEEEEP and teh wheel died
""NANI" said ミツル but ココロ didnt realize a thing bc she was too busy moaning making an ahegao facE. ミツル couldnt see thru the windshield but he looked at the side mirror and—
あらいやだ！！！！！！ (OH NO!)
¡EL COCHE SE ENCUENTRA EN EL OTRO LADO DE LA CARRETERA!
"ココロ WE'RE ABOUT TO CRASH"
"it be like that sometimes" she said sexily fondling her own Nipples.
ミツル couldnt feel his dick but the way she said that AROUSED him and he was too distracted to try and save them. this was a good way to die.
'...seeyanara' thought ミツル, closing his emo eyes as he awaited for Death to taake them both.
just then a bright Heavenly light shone down and a beautiful man decended from the cloudss. no it wasnt Jesus...
...it was MOTHMAN.
モスマン (Mosuman) held out his extremely muscular arms and stoopedd the car in its tracks. it didnt hit the other side of traffic but stayed on the median where the concrete had gotten smashed. he landed on the hood of the car with his saggy Ballsacks hanging out. his cock was a whole 12 inches of pure muscular Moth Papa Sausage.
ミツル and ココロ stared out the windows in disbelief.
"wao-woa, what a Daddy" drooled ココロ , getting off of ミツル's unimpressive dick and taking her thin bikini straps down so mosuman could see her big Mommy Tits.
"nani the fuck" moaned ミツル in horniness.
mothman had saved them! It was a christmas miracle
even though he nearly just died, mitsuru was still gushing like a hose. kokoro sat up, disconnecting her Naughty Part from his dangler rangler.
her boobs were out for モスマン (Mosuman) to see, not caring if she got arrested for public nudity.
"hey big パパ (PaPa)," kokoro wonked at him and bent over to give the 11-Foot-Insect-Godly-Man a good view of her titters. milk were leaking out from her hard nipples and spilling onto the hood of the car.
Mothman kept a stoic face however, his muscles flexing on his bodybuilder physique on their own whenever the breeze whispered its hot breath against him.
"You Are Absolutely Disgust," said Mosuman in a disgusting broken English, his tone hateful towards the human Mommy slut before him. little did he realize, that turned code 556 own.
"ここの私の仕事はされます。"
(my job here is done.)
that's what mothman said before his insect wings started to flap in the air and his feet lifted from the ground. as he flew up with great, inhuman-like speed; his 12-inch package slapped kokoro across the face which left a red, cock-shaped imprint into her white face cheek.
"mmmmmmmmmmmm," kkro moaned.
just as mothman was 5 feet into the sky, the smell of gas became STRONK.
then seconds later... KA-BOOM!
-silence.-
"miSURU-KUN?!"kokoro cried.
the car had exploded with mitsuru in it and kokoro still only 1 inch near the car, meaning she was in the blast too.
quickly, she was losing consciousness but she tried to keep focus on misery-kun. he was on FIRE. the whole car smelled like lava and flesh. kokoro felt liek someone put them inside an Easy Bake Oven set to 1800000.9 degrees.
"m-mi...chael..."
that was the last thing kokoro said before she lost consciousness.
(89 HOURS LATER)
mitsuru woke up in the hospital wit a grown. "nnnnn~."
his head hurt and his body was itchy. it felt liek someone pelled the skin off of him and then attached it back on or something.
when he opened his Tsundere Green eyes, he realized he was hooked up to lift support with a clear gas mask.
beep... beeep... beeep.
"ouch," mitsuru groaned in pain.
a person who looked like a doctor walked in with a bag of Fritos in his hand, smacking on it loudly like he had no sense.
"oh, you up?" said the acclaimed doctor unprofessionally with an attitude.
""Yes... Whare am I?" asked Mike sickly.
"youre at Milisteeein Hospital."
"nani...? what happened to me?"
"Your car blew up and you and the passenger with you were burned to crisp like Hamburger during a BBQ." The doctor licked his lips. Fuck, he was hungry.
"N-NANI?! How am I still alive?!" mitsuru YELLED.
"You both were covered in a disgusting amount of cum from head to toe which protected you from the fire like a force field. You're very lucky to still have your skin."
'not too lucky. he rather be die,' the man thot to himself.
"however..." the doctor burped and continued to eat his doritos, cheesy orange shit all over his fingertips. he paused to lick up the cheese with a sickening loud slurps that reminded him of futoshi.
kámï-sama, he was disgusted.
the doctor's eyes finally lowered to mitsuru's legs and it was then when mitsuru realized he couldn't move them at all?!
"you're payalrzed from the waist down. permitly."
PERMITLY?
"NANI?!" mitsuru SCRREECHED.
"oh, and you're also bald now."
the fire burned it all off. the unsightly amount of hair gel mitsuru used caused it to catch on fire quicker than anything else on his body. so now, he looked like a cancer patient or Pitbull the Spanish-American singer.
the doctor shrugged his shoulders and reached for another chip from his potato chip bag only to realize he was out.
he furrowed his brows, balled the the plastic bag out in frustration and threw it at mitsuru - little bits of potato chip getting all over his bald head like dandruff.
"anyway, it's ok. we can get you a wheelchair."
"t-thanks... you know, this is emotionally and mentally gonna take a lot for me to process—"
"well, i hope u can process $8.5 billion dollars for the wheelchair."
"h-huh? i mean– it's not like i can't afford it– i'm stinkin rich, but isn't that too much for a wheelchair?"
"don't complain, we're treatin u. if u have heath insurance, u should be fine."
"why isn't it free? i'm a patient..."
"that's just how it be sometimes."
"anyway, i'll get u some prescription for ur pain."
"ne... wait, ドクター (doctor)."
"what is it? i have stuff to do."
And by 'stuff to do', the Doctor meant log onto Twitter and fight with 12 year olds from Stan Twitter.
"the girl... did she make it?"
"oh, her? yeah. she's alive but she has no medical insurance so we rolled her bed out to the dumpster."
mitsuru cursed, "dammit."
no, he wasn't mad at the injustice the pregnant stripper was receiving. why the fuck couldn't she die? the sex was great and all, but she was kinda PSYCHO! with a capital Z.
"she's not in this room is she?"
"ella no es," the doctor shook his head no.
"thank god..." mitsuru let out a sigh of relief. "when can i leave, doctor?"
"today if you want. the sooner you leave, the quicker i can get home."
the doctor left and then returned strangely 8 hours later with his medication. It should've only taken him 5 minutes at most.
"i'm back," said the doctor boredly who tossed the bottle at mitsuru.
he couldn't catch it since he was too weak to move, so it hit him square in the forehead with a thunk.
misery (literally) winced.
"thanx... i can barely move though. can you help m—"
the door slammed shut before he could finish his sentence.
mitsuru rolled his eyes. It took him 8 minutes to sit up without wanting to cry like a Bitch Baby and bring the pills into his mouth. but then he noticed an oddly familiar flavor and it made him bite down into them for some reason.
"hey, these aren't meds. they're fuckin Mint Tic-Tacs!"
(THE DELIVERY ROOM, 9 HRS EARLIER)
"...PUUUUSSH KOKOPUFFS!1!"
Zero 2 had went to the hospitl to stay by her friends side as she gave brith. friend was a strong word but 02 was feeling horny today what better way to relieve herself than watch thicccccqq kokoro (with five c's and two q's) give birth to her and futoshi's extra thicccccccqque Baby?
and anyway her darling was there to watch w/ her. what a romantic first date :)
apparently the horribl accident had stimulated kooko's labor even tho mysteriously she wasnt nine months pregnant yet. maybe mosuman's Super Moth Semen had made the baby grown full term when his HUGE COCK had slapped her. mmm yum~ uwu
"NNNYA~ 0 TWO-CHAN! " moaned kooooko , her face going red. 02 senpai was even holding her hand... u/u "it hurts, nya~"
Her Vagina Was Being Ripped Apart.
ココロちゃん held her fat breasts in her hands as she PUSHED for dear life. she felt shit comin out her tight asshole.
oh, the "DELIVERY ROOM" was actually the spot next to the hospital cafeteria dumpsters out back that the uneducated inexperiences doctors had rolled her to after she said she aint have no health insurances
"Wow i wonder how mitsur-chan is doing..." futoshi said as he ate from a bag of Doritos found in the dumpster. owo ... just the thought of mitsuru was making futoshi's heart go DOKI DOKI.
he was also listening to BTS's latest video on thru his shitty apple earbuds that only worked on one side (A/N a true story :'( leik if u cried) instead of watching the birth of his Child. kpop was more important anywayy. plus he was getting hot n bothered at the thought of MICHAEL KUN being so vulnerable inside the hosipital
goro and hiro waere just there for the show really. goro was barely alive but he got kicked out for having no health insurance either (not in this economy!).
zoroomes was playing the part of the doctor (realistic bc this is how dumb the doctors at Missileteinnnee Hospiatal were). Really he just wanted to see some of that sweet kokorO PUSSY!
"omg katherine i see the baby's ass! " saiddd zoromÉ whose ahoge was flicking like MAD. her stretched out puss was H-A-W-T. He had a fake doctor outfit on like that episode of drake and josh where drake jumped out a window bc he got caught impersonating a doctor "I CALLED CHIEF AND HE SAID THIS IS IT!"
by 'chief' he meant siri cause he had asked her to pull up a quick youtubb video on "How To Deliver A Baby Quickly [CHEAP] [EASY] [LIFE HACK] [GONE SEXUAL] [IN THE HOOD]"
kokoro started squirming and opening her legs even WIDER. "watash wa... can't do i-it..." suddenbly cockoro was breathing slowlrr and slower until her hEART WAS ONLY BEATING 5 BEATS EVERY 10 MIN!
"NURSE SHES NOT BREATHIBG" SCREEMSED ZOROME TO ZERP tSU.
"i aint rhe nurse, dumbass"" said the cool stripper virgin killer which made Hiro's dick shoot up in his pants. Luckily it was too small to see. "But i'll handle this" 02 moved away from kokoro's side to her vagínä, pushing zorome out of the way. now he had another black eye.
she grabbed the conveniently placed defibrillator that had been thrown out for some reason and resuscitated KOKORO CHAN.
SHE CAME BACK TO LIFE AND SUDDENLY HER HEART WAS BEATING 16000 TIMES PER 25 SEc!
"wowie it's another Chwistmas miracle" said hiro quietly, turned on by How zero two was manhandling that defibrillator.
since kokoro didn't have Zero Two's hand to hold on, she grabbed Futoshi's McFatAss instead and SQUEEZED tight which gave futoshi an erection but really the erection was from the SPICY dance moves that Jimin and Jungkook were doing at this moment. "OooooOoOOO~p"
silence
the baby starting SCREAMING at the top of its lungs. it was a boy! he was Ginger with blue eyes (a weird ass combo if u ask me!") and looked like arnold from the magic school bus except not ugly.
Hero was crying but futoshi-kun just kept eating his snickers bar. thankfulky sjnce they werent in the hospital he wouldnt have to sign a birth sertificat and land 18 yrs of child support!
"congratz, its a dumbass" said zero tooth, holding the naked and dirty baby in her arms.
it was whaling LOUDLY which annoyed her and made her grimace. 'fuck... the things she did for her not-friend'.
'heres your little shit," zt said to kokorow, tossing the baby at her chest recklessly. luckily, the newborn's neck didnt snap.
kokoro
's eyes whaled up with fat tears (as fat as Kim Kardashian's plastic ass) because she was so emotional. the arnold slash ed sheernan looking baby was the most beautifulest thing she's ever sean.
"my bébé..." sniffed koko as she held her precious little Pillsbury dough. the baby was premature for obvious reasons, so it was the size of kokro;'s hand. but kokoro didnt care; it was el perfecto to her in her glossy Republican blue eyes.
"wow that was emotional" futoshi wiped a thicc tear (A/N: like himself hehe tongue emoji) as he looked at his phone.
you would think he was talking about the birth of his child but actually he meant the new BTS music vidoe he just finished.
with that ovrr, futoshi turned around to check up on the progress and was McShocked to see a baby in kkro's arms.
"holy F? where did that come from?!"
"it's our... no, i mean *my* baby!" kokor replied with attitude.
futoshi did nothing to contribute to her pregnancy and was not even supportife of her durin her chili birth. he was nothin but a dumb idol stan who only cared about his sh*tty idols!
"wow hes beutful like u kokoro-san... i... i think he has my hair and ur eyes, nê?!"
"well hopefully he didn't get your stupid :)))" said kokoro.
"can i go home now?" asked 002 boredly, snacking on a half eaten chocolate bar that she stole from a pile in the dump. the half eaten part was NOT from her.
"naught until we name the bebe" said kkrooro.
"OH!" SUDDENLY, zorome popped up from the ground like a zombie with two of his eyes completely bruised and uglily swollen in vantablack purple-durpleness like in cartoons such as Tom 'n Jerry.
"heh, now is my time to shine... kokroo-san, id be honored if u named him after the greatest person in this planet!" zoRUN said proudly, cheesy smile as his thumb ponted to hjmsef.
"Jungkook?" asked fatshi.
"Kanye West?" kokro said with a ;))) smile.
"wat? no, i meant m—"
but before zoorome could say anything more kokro made her final decision.
"that's it i'll name him Kanye South," kokoro said with a smileey on hr soft af face and held little Kanye South in her arms. (Hopefully better than the original)
futoshi shrugged his shoulders. "i still think jungkook jr. would've snapped..." he muttered.
"now i just need a brth sirtifacet," kokopuffs mentioned with a Soft AF smile still on her despite the horrible chidkbrth she just had. for sum reason, she was still gorgus.
"LUCKILY UNCLE ZOROME CaMe pRepRAED!"
zorome took out the folded printer paper he'd gotten from home out from the left pocket of his doctor coat bought specially from Party Town. then from the other pocket he tried to pull out his perment sharpie marker, but """"coincidentally"""" droppered an XXXXXXXL Trojan condom onto the ground.
"HolY FUCK! WHOOPS!" zorome said dramatically and bent down to pick it up, but somehow CLUMSILY turned the package over so the bold "XXXXXXXXL" was on the front for evrryone to see.
"Holy SHIT i'm SORRY! m-my butterfingers, HUH?! i'll just take my XXXXXXXXXL condom for my MASSIVE DICK BACK into my pocket!" zorome sed but raised it up and slowly showed it to every1's face individually before tucking it back into his doctor pocket.
"..." everyone said.
"there. now here's what i really wanted-" zorome took out the sharpie and handed it to koko.
he already drew out the certifiget for koko, but for the name Zorome had already filled it out as "Zorome The Great Jr." in bad kanji characters that didn't even read it that way.
He was kinda a dumbass and didn't pay attention in language cause it was too boring much to no body's surprise. anywai, kokoro crossed out 'zorome the great jr' with an unnerving ':)))' smile on her face the entire time.
the feelin of rejection made zorome weep internally and externally because his lip started to quiver despite his belief that he was doing well at hiding his Emoticons.
kokoro wrote 'kanye west' for the childs name, the DOB, guessed the pounds, and then included 'mitsuru jobs' as the father of the child.
"hey, wait a min..." futoshi said as he looked the certificate... he analyzed it closely...
kokro: ...
everyone: ...
"...you spelled south wrong!" futoshi finally said with a smile
on his face.
He was a f*ckin idiot.
"grATE! its over let's go hom darlin," said zero woo as she grabbed hiro by the front of his shirt and started to drag him off, licking her lips in horniness . . . . .
"h-Home? Whose home?" hiro asked nervously but the Virgin killer didnt answer him. she simply dragge dhim around the corner where the two disappeared, hiro sporting a Microscopic erection the entire thyme.
zorome grunbled in couldn't he get laid too?!
"UR NOT GOONG ANYWHERE SHITHEADS WAIT FOR ME!" yelled Orome who ran after the couple whose horniness was stinkin up the air worse than the dump that surrounded them.
footshee, kanee South, and kokoro were the only 1's left now.
"im so happy with my bb" kk stated as she huggled her little kawaii baby.
futoshi whom was feeling awks shuffled his feet. "errr... well i'm gonna see what those four are up to!–
[Narrator: He couldn't count.]
"–annyeong kokro-chan! t-that's 'goodbye' in K-Pop..."
with that he dashed, his fat juggling side to side as he did so. kokro sighed as she was left alone with the child... this wasnt any didfrrent from when she was with futshi romantically.
at least Kanye South wll never betray her and Mitsuru was a rich and sexi Baby Daddy wit plenty of ca-ching to support her fam.
"my babi... u r my lyfe now," whisrped kokoro-san to kanye east.
"im still hear..." said gorrwo from the ground, now a quadrapalegic
Somewhere several feet away, mitsuru was screaming in terror right now and not because of his new Saitama (from One Punch Man) hairstyle.
AND THAT'S ALL ON THIS EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z
AUTHOR'S NOTE: 사랑하는 팬인 CLUBXXX의 STRIPPERS 장을 읽어 주셔서 감사합니다. 미안하다,이 장은 약간 늦었다. 우리는 1 동안 많은 계획을 가지고 있습니다. :) TeamKokotwo에서 감사드립니다. 우리 모두 정말로 감사드립니다.