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— Team KokoTwo
[LINE BREAK]
zorome's fingers raced across the keyboard as he logged onto his 2011 version of MSN Messenger. His icon was a selfie of himself using a Snapchat filter to make him look 10X hotter than he did in real life.
[japanesepapi666 has logged onto the group chat]
japanesepapi666: HEY GUYS GUESS WHO JSUT GOT US JOBS?
jesuslovesme016: ...?
MitsuruJobs: Oh, boy.
japanesepapi666: I JUST SIGNED US UP FOR THE EASIEST JOB OVER AND THEY'RE PAYING US 1K DOLLARS AN HOUR!
japanesepapi666: NO NEED TO THANK ME HAHA :cool-sunglasses-emoji:
jesuslovesme016: 1K?! excuse my potty mouth lord but that's [beepin] ridiculous.
MitsuruJobs: Where did you find this... "job"?
japnesepapi666: HIRO I KNO U LIKE TO KISS JESUS'S ASS ALL THE TIME BUT STFU DUDE SRSLY
japnesepapi666: WELL I WAS ON
jungkookscumslut: sorry guys i was streaming DNA :-)
jungkookscumslut: you got me a job too?
japanesepapi666: U GUYS CAN PRACTICALLY CALL ME GOD NOW I WAS ON AND I SAW AN AD THAT WAS HIRING GHOST HUNTERS FOR 1K
wheresmydarling: what category?
japanesepapi666: WHAT?
wheresmydarling: what kind of porn were you watching?
japanesepapi666: THATS NOT IMPORTANT
jesuslovesme016: z-z-zero two!
MitsuruJobs: We're typing online. It's not possible to stutter.
jesuslovesme016: (holy eff it's her o/o)
MitsuruJobs: And we can read your thoughts...
wheresmydarling: hey darling :winky-face: missed me?
jesuslovesme016: i sure have–
jesuslovesme16: i-i mean wow that's great zorome! but we have no experience with ghosts at all?
wheresmydarling: i'll do it if darling comes.
jesuslovesme16: huh..? do you mean... m-me?
MitsuruJobs: Who else would she be talking about? :eyeroll-smiley:
japanesepapi666: MILF PORN ROUGH HOT
jungkookscumslut:
MitsuruJobs:
wheresmydarling:
jesuslovesme016:
japanesepapi666: O FUCK
japanesepapi666: FORGET U READ THAT
jungkookscumslut: lol dude did u mean to type that into hentaihaven?
japanesepapi666: NO IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE'S MSG FUCK OFF
MitsuruJobs: I think you should reconsider signing up for this that ad.
japanesepapi666: TOO LATE I ALREADY GAVE THEM MY INFO BESIDES HUNTING GHOSTS WILL BE BADASS
MitsuruJobs: That's not my complaint. What did this info require exactly?
japanesepizza666: MY FULL NAME CREDIT CARD INFO AND STREET ADDRESS STOP BEING A WET TOWEL JUST BC UR RICH MITSURU
MitsuruJobs: :facepalm-smiley:
japanesepapi666: SO ARE WE IN?
jesusluvsme016: sure itll be my first job!
wharesmydarling: you already know my answer ;))
jesuslovesme016: gulps VERY thickly i gotta go... Pray..
jesuslovesme016: send me the details later zorome
[jesuslovesme016 has logged out of the group chat]
wheresmyDARLING: :(
wheresmydarling: well this is boring goodbye sluts
[wheresmydarling has logged out of the group chat]
[wheresmydarling has changed her status to 'going dick hunting']
jungkookscumslut: i was streaming DNA for the second time :custom-jin-smiley:
jungkookscumslut: im in itll help me afford the VIP pass for the next BTS tour
japanesepapi666: COOL HOW ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE?
MitsuruJobs: Well, count me out. This is the most ridiculous thing I've read all day.
japanesepapi666: UR SO JELISH BC U GOT ALLLL THE MONEY YOU NEED
MitsuruJobs: It's spelled "jealous"...
japanesepapi666: SHIT THE FUCK UP
daddyslittleangel: hey guys :smiley-emoji: kanye south was crying but i just put him down for a nap. : 3
MitsuruJobs: Oh, fuck.
daddyslittleangel: hey micheal-kun : 3
MitsuruJobs: It's Mitsuru. Can't you read, blondie?
daddyslittleangel: hehe i was just teasing you marlow :smiley-emoji:
[MitsuruJobs has logged out of the group chat]
daddyslittleangel: oh noes :((
daddyslittleangel: that sounds like a good job opportunity it'll help me pay for kanye south's child support :))
daddyslittleangel: since his father is a fat bum who won't contribute a penny to his own child but will sell his house to meet a Korean
jungkookscumslut: [jungkook_on_a_leash . jpg]
jungkookscumslut: o... i guess this is sum awkward timing
daddyslittleangel:
daddyslittleangel: i have to go kanye south just woke up and i'll go tend to him like a real parent :))
[daddyslittleangel has left the group chat]
[daddyslittleangel has changed their status to 'being a REAL parent']
jungkookscumslut: im going to go stream fake love now
[jungkookscumslut has left the group chat]
[jungkookscumslut has changed their status to 'stream BTS (방탄소년단) 'FAKE LOVE' Official MV']
japanesepapi666: MILF 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN
japanesepapi666: FUC K
japanesepapi666: GOOD THING NO ONE IS ONLINE
[japanesepapi666 has logged out of the chat]
[japanesepapi666 has changed their status to 'fap till u sap then take a nap']
[XxBroLordMLG42069xX has logged onto the group chat]
XxBroLordMLG42069xX: ...I always miss everyone when they're online.
[XxBroLordMLG42069xX has left the group chat]
[XxBroLordMLG42069xX has changed their status to 'Watching SAO Season 10']
[LINE BREAK]
after that mess of a conversation, Zorome had sent out another msg on WhatsApp later that nite telling everywun to meet at his place, since thats where the ghost Hunting bosses had said to meat him.
nuthing suspishious about it :)
for reasons unknown all of tehm had showed up, eben Kanye South ...
CAPTAIN'S LOG. 2100 HOURS. INSIDE.
hiro wuz the last to arrieve since his möm wouldnt drive him and he was too much of a dumbass to pasz his driverz test even after 45 failed attempts .he had to walk the hole half a mile to get there... but it was worth it for that 1k$! maybe he would be able to afford the new season of MILF Mansion on blue-ray deeveedee update his pixiv acc to premium so he could jerk off to even MORE hot porno
fimally, Hido nocked on the door to Zorome and Futoshii's sh*tty house they shared. it was in the Shady part of town and had the perfect alley for drug deals behind it... not like hiro would know! he's a child of God, after all.
futoshee only lived with zoorome bc zooroome couldnt support himself—all he did was jack off to grannies and yell at 12 y/o's on call of duty online multiplayer. フトシくん payed the rent with all the Mysterious cash he had like all idol stans do (A/N: teehee but thats a stroy for anuther tiem w)
zorome opened the door immediately and it swung outward, hitting Hiro square in the FACE! "HELLO?" He looked excited but then his fce fell when he looked down at hilo. "oh, it's u, hiro... ur not the ghost hunting bosses..." He stuffed his social security card back into his Ahegao print hoodie pocket.
zylofone walked back insid disapoonintedly nd didnt even help hirokun up. By now hiro had a gaint BUMP on his forehead
"dahling is thag u?' Said 02, who was in a smexi hot red Short dress. Hiro looked up at her BOOBIES and ewas entracnved by her s-e-x-y green eyes.
"zz-z-z-z-z-zero tow... ""
she held out a hand for him n him grabbed it foirmly. owo. her grip wwas so STRONK. he wanted her to manhandle him right hhthen and there in front of EVERYONE.
"y r u whearig that for ghost hunting anyway?" said zorome over his shoulder. he was still scrolling thru hentaihaven . com.
zero tsu SLAMMED the door shut making a crack in the wall. zorome shut the hell up and turned back to watch his milf yuri. zero top smirked and continued walking further into la casa.
"hey hiro :-)" fudoshi said (even tho u cant say emoji faces), and he waved at him. he wuz whereing a 'Property of Jungkook' shirt that had chocolate (hopefully!) stains on his belly.
mitzuru glared up at hiro from his diamond encrusted Ferrari wheelchair. sum lite shinned off his bald ass head and temporarily blinded Hido. "tch."
(Goro was still in the bathroom taking a Monster Shit. hiro could hear him moaning n strugglin. )
Hiro follwed ZT to the couch where he sat down then she sat down sexiky beside him... woah!
""darrerrrrling..." zero 2 lifted her toned stripper leg and put it on hiro's lap... she scooted her plump butt closer and turned his face toward her. "i wantzz... teh fck u—"
"—hi, hiro-kun :)" cut in kokoro also saying the emoji face nervously (she did not want to witness them having the S-E-X in the living roob, rite in fromt of her dear baby Kanyee South!)
In their horniness they hadnt even noticed kook facing the shitty 20in box tv and moving Zorome's Wii out of the way so she cud plug in a dvd playa. Kanye South was on the floor on his blankie and Succing on a pacifiyer. he had some big ass thicc eyebrows like futoshis and a creepy smile like cuckoro.
"Eveeyone, i brought my collection of Paranormal Activity for us to watch together while we weight!" Kokroo said, poppin in the DVD b4 any1 could tell her to turn that shitty movie OFF
"wow what a gud idea kokoro-chan!" Fuuuuuuutoshi siad, finishing off his fourth slice of burnt Toast and puttinf the rest of the loaf on a dollar store paper plate. ZOROME FOLLWED HIN TO THE COUCH ON THE OOPPOSITE SIDE OF HIROTWO.
"Are u sure we shuld be playin that in front of a bebé..." mumbled missouri in an Asshole tone... but mayhaps he was a little right for once. He rolled his wheelchair up to th couch ... right next to Hiro-chan! ba-dump ... that was the sound of his kokoro going doki-doki! "anyway, zorome who is this guy thats cummin over?"
"OH, he only called himself 'PaPa' over Craigslist... Hiz email address was 'ApeFckerxX_69'.../ but he said he'll be heare soon and all he needs is my Social Security # to confirm everthing!"
"wow what a great deal, zorome! :) " Said futoshi in the softest most genuine tone... kokoro even gave zorome a thumbs up and laughed.
mitsuru just facepalmed. god... everyone here wuz a complete dumba$$...
"w-Well what do we have to do ?" asked hido, trying not to get turned on by 02 rubbing her tender Breasts against him lickin his cheeeek.
"Fufufufufu" zorome laughed "relax dude! All we finna do iz get sum real nice evidence of ghosts and or demons!"
"Gulp" said hiro instead of swallowing.
"Alright rhe movie's all set up :)))" Kansas pulled up her soccer mom jeans as she walked over tk Kanye South and picke dhim up. " ..." she whisperd as she shut the lites off and sat on mitsuru's bony Lap. he passed out instantly from the THICCness but its not like he liked her anymore anyways since she aint even preggo anymoar! He waz plannin on ghosting (no pun intended) her anyway..
the movie began to start but...
Suddenly there was a loud BANG! like a gunshot except not a gunshot... it wuz the front door bein KNOCKED ON!
zowome, Footoshi, Kenya Suth screamed rlly loud and high pitched like lil girls in an anime.
"Not Shady People, Open Up!" said a person behind the door in a deep robotic voice.
Zorome let out a LOOOOOOOONG sigh of relief.
"whew thank god its no won shady!" hiro said with a ':)' on his face.
"IT MUST BE THE GHOST HUNTING BOSSES!" zowome yelled and hopped off the couch, running to get the door. when he opened it, there stood a Tall Giraffe Height man in all black clothes with black shades like he was apart of the mafia.
"Are You..." The man looked at his hand which had smudged sharpie writing on it. "...Zack?"
"HECK THATS CLOSE ENOUGH! ARE U THE GHOST HUNTIN BOSSES?!"zoromed exclaimed quite too enthustitically, making the McShady man's eardrums * pop *.
"Yes, But Before We Give You The Coordinates, We Must Verify Your Legitimacy With Your Social Secrity Number," said the Man, darting his eyeball pupils side to side to scan how many ppl were in the room.
Nobody noticed beneath his Spy shades.
"here u r dude!" zoroune slapped his SSC at the man's face with an excited grin on his face.
The shady man almost felt bad for the poor dumbass he was about to scam.
"Thank. We'll Keep This To Verify It. In The Meantime, Here's Your Location," the man tossed a GPS into zorune's face, as it landed into his right eyeball and gave him yet another black eyed pea that would take another 89 years to heal.
"AWW YEAH! who's ready to go ghost huntin?!" zorouen yeled as he turned around to his friends on the sofa.
Mirsuru couldn't believe his eyes. why couldn't the car accident take them away too?
"you are all absolutely stup*d," he scolded them.
"shut up, Pitbull!" yelped Zorome.
[An arrow blinked in and out as it pointed to mitsuru's bald head.]
mosusu rolled his eyees at his dumbass friends.
just then, Goro exited the bathroom whistling and fanning the air. The air was green and filled up the entire living room like that episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Spongebob had bad breath and stunk up the entire movie theater.
"WHEW! do NOT go in there for awhile," said Goro with a bro smile as if it would help any of them get their scent that just died back due to the putrid smell.
It made all their noses curl except Zero tooth who was too busy focused on hrr own hornyness for hiro to care. she gotten even closer to hiro on the couch, completely breaking the "Leave space for Jesus" rule hiro explicitly followed!
(Not really because he was an incel as much as he was a christopher. he's never been close to anyone before until now!)
"MmmmmHmmm, i'mma be hunting for a different thing tonite, darrrrrlinh," said zero too with a winky face that made poor Hiro mega nervous for tonight.
more nervous than he was about the ghosts they would encounter tonight! GULP. what could zt be talkin about?!¿
Goro read the location on the GPS. "This is in a location i've never been before in Romania, but we can make it there in a nickel of time."
"weight. ur car won't fit us all," spoke Hero as the only other person with SUM smarts.
y hadn't they thought of that before?
"oh i have a friend who has a big pizza truck, i'll call her up, :))))" said kokorO, taking out her flip-phone to send her friend a text.
Kokoro couldn't get any bars here, so she stud up from the sofa and held her flip phone out of a window to get at least 2 and a half bars.
it was the best her flip flop phone could do.
Finully, she had enuf signal for the text to go thru. When Kokoro pulled back out of the window, she accidentally dropped her fone.
the battery popped out of her $20 LG B470 flipphone that she bought at WalMart and landed BAM on the cold concrête floor of the crackhouse living room. "Oops haha my butterfingers :-)))"
The word 'Butterfinger' made Futoshi drool for a sec and distracted him from the Baby Kanye South he was actually holdinf in his arms for once. This Would Be The One And Only Time. Zorrrrrrome was sexily feeding Futoshii his toast and holding up his phone streaming BTS's Idol MV to lessen the pain of taking care of his only son.
Misturu looked at the battery that had just FLIPPED OUT and watched as KoKoRo slipped it back into the cheap ass phone. "this is the most ghetto sh*t i've ever—"
"—we should leave b4 it gets to dark" said hiro sensibly, his mini Lightning Rod being stroked by Zero To. mitsuru didnt glare at him for interrupting bc... that was his SENPAI! "do we even have the equipmentt to ghosthunt?"
The shady, tall Slenderman cut in before any1 could say any thing, "We Have Provided The Camcorders For Your Use." He held out a Stinky black garbage bag which Zorome took enthusiastically as he jumped up.
RIP futoshi's Toast :((((
thankfully his telefono didnt die bc it was a Nokia(tm) :))))
"AWESOME ! I PREPARED FOR THIS N ERRYTHIBG!" Zorome pumped his fists in the air like he had just won another round of Fortnite on the Oceania server. he stuck his hand in his pants and pulled out a Spooky Spirit Box from his crotch "we'll use this to communication with the Ghosties! (Tongue emoji)""
"how amazing :))" said kOkoro softly and dumbly. Kanye southh was beginning to SUCC on her big mommy breasts for that delish Mommy milk. "We'll make that child support $$$ in no time, right, futoshikun..." her glare was Creepy and Scary. futoshi started SWEATING and turned up the volume on BTS.
"So kokro whens ur friend getting here" said 02 half paying attention to these dumbasses. she was unzipping hido's pants licking her lips hornily. hiro's good Chrysler body was abouT to be violated yet again!
" is she hawt?" Asked Zorome.
"Oh soon (creepy smile emoji)" kokoro said (fake)sweetly back, not paying attention to zorom At All.
The Shady man meenwhile was looking thru zorome's things but nobody paid attension to it. Zorome was too busy reading weird fetish manga on his Windows 98 computer after all. Goro almost said something but realized he didnt owe sorome SHIT.
Hilo was looking thru the bag... it was filled with Old Ass dusty cameras: Panasonic VHS-C brands. "Oh theyre vintage :)" said hiro not thinking it was shady at all. Zerp Two was fondling his Balls and kissing him all over, how was he even spposed to be rational anyway?
"やれやれだぜ (yare yare daze)" said Mitsurū plagiarizing Jotaro Kujo's classic line from the hit anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Mitsuru Jobs really was a Sell-Out /
"—EH i smell pizza!" Futoshi suddenly said while drooling hungrily even tho he just ate a loaf of bread. he had gone thru all the BTS songs so now he was Extra Board. he sniffled teh air.
There was another knock on the door!
"thats her!" said koorkko dumbly again in her dumb Blonde way. she skipped to the door while putting Kanye South into mitsuru's soggy lap where he had pissed himself earlier in the night.
Krokoro's breasts swung side to side as she reached the door, swinging it open for reveal a short girl with ginger pigtails and an impatient look on her face. in her hand, she held a pineapple pizza topped with gummy lifesavers and chocolate kisses much to her distaste.
whom the fuck ordered something like this?
fujoshi hid his phone into his back pocket, having closed out the tab to the pizza tracker on Bomino's that he refreshed about 1,800 times the whole time he weighted.
"hey mickey," said kokoro with a smile emoji on her face.
"oh great my pizza is here," futoshi came over and took the greasy pizza box from Miku's hands nochalntly.
he didn't even pay b4 he turned around and walked into the kitchen (something that reminded kokoro of his deadbeatness) to eat the entire box of pizza himself.
"wtf u better pay me kokoro," said Miku with a glare and hands on her flatboard hips with attitude.
kokoro didn't have any money. she spent her last $10.00 in her su account on getting kanye south a cute, red "Make America Great Again" onesie Despite not living in the unit States.
"wait right here :))" said kokoro as she walked to Misuruu-kun who was knocked out and had the smell of peepee emanating from him.
she knew he always had loads of cash on him bc he liked to show off his ca-ching, so kokoro dug into his pee-drenched pocket and took out $$$80000000000.99 dollars.
"tis should be enuff to cover tonight, right?" kokro handed the ca-ching to an eager Miku who hurriedly pushed the wads of cash into her pocket before Kokoro could ask for it back.
This was more than what Papa Jirö would pay her to deliver awfully-made pizza to shady neighbrhoods. one time they handed her a pizza that still had cockroaches crawling all inside the box. Mickey shivered from the thot.
"kay u have ur pizza i'm out this bitch" said miku but then kokoro grabbed her by her shoulder.
When Mikkey turned around to look at her friend, she saw the most life-threatening yandere look in Kokor's eyes that made her GULP. holy f, she hated it when Kokoro went a little psycho. Mayhaps her friend needed therapy?
...Lots of it.
"i need u to do me a favor," whispered kokoro :))).
[FREEZE FRAME. FAST FORWARD. PAUSE.]
Miku Narration: Yup, and that's how I ended up in my pizza truck, on the way to a haunted abandoned building during my night shift, carrying a bunch of losers when I could be at hom watching The Bachelor.
fuck, she really wanted to see who ryusuké would send home tonight! But instead, she was stuck with these weirdos. who even signed up for a job offer they saw on a hentai site?
Miku took one hand off the wheel and grabbed a broom that was in the backseat of her brown, rusted and worn down Pick-Up Truck since her workplace was very cheap. sometimes it broke down in the middle of a dleivry and it often smoked from the back. big siiigh.
she used the end of the broom to beat on the roof of her raggedy, poor person truck. everyone inside cold hear Zero Twu riding Hero harshly on the roof of the vehicle, accompanied by wet shlaps and moans that belonged to Hero but sounded like a Cat was dying on her rooftop.
"SIT STILL UP THERE!" miku yelled as she banged her broom on the roof, grumbling when the bangs up there became even LOUDER as if to provoke her.
now it sunded like someone was beating on it with a hammer. miku rolled her eyes and tossed the broom back into the backseat, the tip of the Broom hitting Goro clean in the left eye.
"YEEEEOAI!" yelped Goro who dropped the 1989 Panasonic VHS camcorder he was trying to figure out.
"what u lookin at?" miku said to zurume who was in the passengers seat, looking at her with a clear election in his pants. Zorome could only think about how hot Miku looked when she was anger.
'would she let him cal her Mommy?' zorome wondrrd to himself.
"N-NOTHING! it's just COOL how you drive this car. it looks just like you."
this made a vein animation appear on Miku's head when an anime character was angry, so she used one hand to stir the wheel up the dark hill and another to choke the life out of Zorome.
Little did she know this made zorome immediately cream his pants. HOWEVER, el truck was beginning to swerve weast to sorth now which made everyone in the backseat fall over.
somehow zero two never toppled over and continued to ride Hero harshly.
"YAABA... DABBA... DOOOO!" Hiro yelled into the night, on his 800th orgasm for the night.
[LINE BREAK]
LOCATION: ABANDONED ISYLUM. ROMANIA. 08010 HOURS LATER.
"woahw dis place is a McDump..." zoro kicked a empty bottle of Edgy Black And Blu Monster energy Drink that was crushed on the ground.
"it still luks cleaner then ur house..." mumbled mitsuru edgily with edge. he peed even moar.
The gaint (White)Castle had crumblin bricks cumming off of it and bird sh*t all over the stome walls. a bucnch of crows were crowded around the place too and there were a bunch od Christopher Crosses...,...
anyway the Gang stepped out of the mystery machine(tm) and luuked up at the Dark Edgy Gothic castle (isylum) they woukd be investigating.
"STAY BACK EVERYYONE" yelled zoomers, holding up a """"ouija board"""". air quotes because it was just the lid of the pizza box from earlier with hastily drawn oujia board letters and numbers on it curtesy of futoshi and zorome. some of the R's and S's were spelled backward and SEVERAL letters were crossed out in cheap ass sharpie marker zoromn kinds be dumb : / )
zero 2 rolled her beautiful sexy cute eyes at him befour pushing him out the way and walking uo the creaky old stairs to La Puerta .
"woah zero Two!" Said Hiro with his voice crackin. she was so brave! but this seemed like a Bad IdeA. "Dont rush into things! What if theyres rlly smthng bad behind ther?"
the vurhgun killla turned to look at her dear darling over. Hher shoulder, we well as everyone else who looked like they were gonna PISS themselve. "—you guys r just pussies" Zorome MCGASPED at the accusation of him not having any masculinity (narrator: he didnt have any). but 02 winked at hiro and he got a boner, she said "but i love jt when u act so scared, darllling..."
Hiro Shit Himself And Cummed At The Same Time.
ohTwo kicked el door and it BROKE down with 1 hit. sexy. a bunch of spiders and bats flew out from insid.
"Oh my goshh" yelled koko, squeezing Kanye EastSurth against her chest making him BITE on her nips (but it turned her on :blushingface: ) tbh ZeroTwo was turing her on too... "its so dark ñe~~"
the otbers all followed her inside, hiding behind the shitty oujia board. goro was throwing salt all over the place and Futtoshi was holding a brightly lit Britney Spears Prayer Candle he ordered from ($15... he was El Scammed but it was worth it for britney!).
Hiro stepped on sum floorboards and they ~CREAKED~ loudly, making hero screm jump every time.
"wow this place is a dump" said o-two, scanning the abandoned islyum boredly.
indeed There was dust everywhere because the place hadnt been cleaned in over a decade, Maybe more.
"i can't believe u bakaas dragged me here," said Pitbull-kun—- gomenasai, i mean— said Mitsuru-kun, wheeling himself inside the dusty place that was making his sinus act up alrady. there was a weird bump as he rolled in from underneath.
he was certain he just ran over a dead rat, or somethin.
"whale? let's get this thing started," misuuru spoke, folding his arms across his chest grouchily.
"O-Oh, yeah! It's not like i'm afraid of ghosts or anythin PFFFT!" zoomies said, but irl his hands were shaking as he placed his makeshift Weejee board down on the center of the dusty floor.
"bring me Britney Spears," he ordered Fotshi who complied and placed the Holy Britney Christ candle beside the sharpie-drawn ouioui board.
zorome let out a SHAKY brath... "and the cup."
"WTF?! you can't use a kitchen cup for a oujiajs broad?" comaplined Miku, but Nobody was listening to her. She's been complaining ever since she delivered the 'Diabetes Deluxe' futoshi swallowed hole earlier.
"O-O-OOKAY EVERY1 S-SIT DOWN" instructed zorome, his hand tremblin,.
"ano...should someone else do i—"
"I'M A MAN!" scramed zorome, "i CAN DO THIS!"
zerttwo let out a sigh. thisbwas gonna be a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong night.
"everyone put ur hands on The Cup."
the Ghost Hunters all joined their hands at the center of the glass cup that had a photo of a Hentai Anime girl on it. Nobody questioned why.
"do you know how to do this, zoomies?" asked hiro
"COURSE I DO! I WATCHED YOUTUBE TUTORIALS NO FUCK OFF, INCEL!"
"ouch," said Hiro.
"r u okk, darin?" asked zt.
hiro loked down at the ground a little sadly, his hand making an upside-down 'ok' sign, "That Shit hurted."
"ur not an incel to me, darlin-cakes," zero twosu purred and huggled up to Hiro, rubbing her horny body against his.
While Those Two were seconds away from making luv on the floor again, everyone else was shaking in their socks over what they wud summon tonite.
"hey, ya demons... i-it's me ya boy... i-if theres anyone here with us right now... Hit futoshi in the head," spoke zorome shakily.
-silence.-
"hey ghost-sama do you listen to Kpop?" ssked futoshi derpily with a cute innocent smile on his face.
-more silence.-
"I Knew This Was A Waste Of Ti–" BEFORE mitchel could finish his sentence, his wheelchair was suddenly wheeled backwards in 0.007 seconds at 18988939390 SPEED?! by the AIR?!
"NANI?" everyone thought in unsion except hurotwo.
Hiro and zero two were making out on the floor, but the sudden noise made hiro break apart from her much to zt's distaste. She wanted that dick.
"W-What happened?!" hiro yelled.
"m-mike... He's gone. somethin wheeled him thru the doors," whimpered kokoro.
Indeed he was gone. nobody wanted to get up and check on Mitsuru because they were too afraid to even move, but also they sorta didn't care. He was a prick.
"FCK THERE RLY ARE GHOSTS HERE THEN!" zorome yelped, his pants now drenched in wetness since he literally peed himself.
ZerooTwo was annoyed because the ghost had clitblocked by her.
she stood up.
"okay you little shit show yourself!" she shouted.
"s-stop it z-zero two," said Futoshhi nervously, clutching onto Britney Spears for deer life. he was nerves
"demons...:ghosts...I've killed 89 people before—"
"She what?" interjected Goro.
"–and i'm not afraid to take it up with a ghhost," zt finished.
Hiro was turned on, imaging getting to be underneath the blade of zero two's weapon or gun. It made him cream his pants again.
"srsly zero two cut it o– wOoOoaHH!" before zorome could finish, the cup started moving... OWN ITS OWN?!
"zooeom stop messin around it's not funny" frowned futoshi.
"i-i SWEAR ITS THE THING NOT ME!"
The cup dragged zoro's head to the letter U. Then, G, and then...
"U-...G-...-L...-Y... R-...A-...-T?"
"...what does this mean?" ask furoshi, tilting his head to teh side.
meanwhile, zorome GULPED. the ghost was bad mouthin ZERO TWO!
"ok step up bitch! STEP, THE FUCK UP U DEAD DISEASED CORPSE!" yelled Ero two to absolutely nothing.
Hiro couldn't decide whether to stop his Not-GF, or Fap to her. so, he put his hand down his trousers and decided to do both.
"z-zero two clam down!" he said as *fapfapfap* sounds came from his baggy dudebro sweatpants.
"NO. darlin she insulted me! ill make it regrat that.
"THE CUP IS MOVING AGAIN!" yelled sorome.
This time it spelledt "I W-A-N-T H-I-R-O".
"Wait... what?" s-said hero n-nervously.
the next thing they all knew, HERO was SUCKED into a diff room!
"DARLING!?" SCREAMED ZERO TWO who took off her 19 inch Stilletos to chase after her dick.
everyone followed with Goro in front with his shitty Parasonimic camera. He was getting this all on tape.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHGGGGGGGHH!" yelled hiro from a totally different room.
"DARIN!" yelled zorome two.
"t-this is not going according to keikaku!" panted Zorome who couldnt keep up cus he didn't exercise his weak body. futoshi's Fat self was also struggling to keep up. Mayhaps he shuldnt have had that Pizza!
"DarlING IM COMING JUST WAIT!"
the former stripper had a good nose so she was able to sniff him out and entered the islyum's Torture Room with everyone running behidnh her. When she ran inside, she saw the ugliest Nun ever holding her darling!
her skin was white like she had rolled around in baking flour, she had dark black spots around her Eyes like she was severely insomoc, demon-like claws and piercing gold eyes.
"El...McNUN?!" screamerred zorome like a lil girl.
El McNùn had her 10-inch black demon claws wrapped around hiro's throat whom was being straddled in a chair by the Nun. The nun rubbed her crotch against hiro's who had tears in his eyeballs,
This demon was thirsty.
"GET UR DIRTY HANDS OFF MY DAWIN!" zero two growled!
('NOBODY WAS GETTING THAT DICK BEFORE SHE DID TONIGHT!')
"wait!" said zorome, pullin out a Nerf Gun out of his back pocket. It was sink water with """"Holy Salt""""" that he sprinkled into it. Papa sold it to him.
"i have holy water, i'll save hiro!" zorome said before he squirted the holy water spray gun. "don't try DEMON!"
sqqqquirt*
The water only moved 2 centimeters.
"g-god damm–"
The Nunturned to the la intrudersand SCREAMED at them, showing off her Pennywise-like shark teeth to the group. ...or what used to be the group since everyone ran off in fear except zero two and kokoro who was secretly taking down notes in her head so she could use El McNun's moves on mitsuru.
hopefully he still alive.
the nun made the portraits and chairs in the room move around like a tornado but Zero Two was unfazed. she easily dodged the chair that came flying to her head like the Sexy, Dangerous Goddess she was (Yum.)
Hiro gulped; afraid but also still horny. The Nun's fat and corpse-y pussy lips sitting on his crotch was making all his waste squish around in his boxers. he needed RELEASE!
but first he needed to survive this!
"its you vs me now bitch," spat zero two whose eyes were glowing LAVA RED now.
Zero Two lunged at the Nun at the same time as the ghost-demon did, both of them letting out a deep and deathly ROAR.
...TO BE CONTINUED. 「つづく」