LAST CHAPTER ON 「ストリッパー in the クラブXXX」(SUTORIPPĀ in the KURABUXXX):

"il mio bambino ... è tornato alla normalità!" grida Kokoro e prese Kanye a sud tra le sue braccia, facendola saltare in aria. Kanye ha pianto il tempo e non è un liek demoniaco per fortuna.

Hiro era tornato dalla battaglia.

Zoey tornò su Hero con un ghigno sul volto. "no dove eravamo noi."

fuori c'era molto SHAKE. Il Giappone stava sciogliendo!

"N-nani ?!" urlò Zorome.

C'era un'enorme gamba pelosa fuori dalla finestra. tutti sentirono un brivido scendere dalla loro spina, eccetto Hirotwo che già stava scopando e non stava prestando attenzione alla merda.

La gamba pelosa di colore marrone scomparve alla vista quando la gamba a cui apparteneva si chinò, un enorme Bulbo Oculare che afferrava la finestra.

"B-BIGGUFUTTO ?!" guai a futoshi.

whil Hir02 were hmmaking hentai noises in the back of the dirty dusty old isylum on top of the corpse of La Nun, kokoror, futoshi, zorome, and all the Others GASPED loudly again at the site of the huge (A/N not fat shaming ;;) ビッグフット standing outside la ventana.

he wuz Flexing (weird flex but okay!) like a gross muscly Body Builder... mayhaps he had gotten lessons from Mosuman! there was hairy hair all over him, even his Balls. he waz... STARING AT THEM IN THE EYES!

Kurisu looked at bigfoot in Fear and held Kanyee close to her titties. "Waaäh dis is scaree!" she cryed out, almost suffocating カニエ in her cleavage. Biggufutto HOWLED out so much that the glass on the window SHATTERED into lil pieces and kk scremed again. michael kun was Hit in the eyeball wrh a shard of glassé permanently blinding him. a few shards also hit his wheelchair wheel and Brok one kf them. Sad.

bigfoot kept making Body Builder poses, permanently scarring everyone involved. meanwhile hiro was getting whipped and beat by 02 as she Rode him.

"HOLY SHIT IS THAT BIGFOOT?!" Yeled Zorom, Stealing El Camera From Goro And Tape Recording Him. little did he no the camera was Muerte.

Mikoochie rolled her tsun-tsun eyes at him. she realy wanted to just Go Home from this mess and jerk off to Minecraft Porn. "it's probubly just some1 in a costume" (liek the gorrilla suit guy from that spongebob episode). hopefully biggufuuut wouldnt tear all of them in half!

"But look, heis big hairy Penis is hanignging out" shouted zorome except i was too lazy to make this sentence in all caps. i promis he was yelling. "THAT LOOKS REAL TO ME! I WOULD NO!1!"

No 1 questioned that slightly concerned statement (A/N zorome liked to look at bigfoot hentai on rule 34 in his spare time)

all the suddEn , BIGGUFOTTO pucnhed the wall of the castle with his big meaty fists. his ballsack was SHAKING with the motion. everywun yelled again with SFX like this was a anime. the wall crymbled like a Chips Ahoy choco chip cookie and everyone was exposed to the dark outside knight

(hiroand zero teo kept fucking tho xD)

Anyway bigfut started CHARGING so everyone lept out of the way and ran outside... BUT LE CASTLE WAS SUREOUNDED BY WOODS!

"Goin in ther would be succidal. we cant escape from those woods their too Thicc" siad Goro, shaking his head. biiiigfootwas watching fhirowtwo fuck madly like bunnies in heat. "We need to stay here and get sum help"

"BUT WE GONNA DEIE! THINK UF THE CHULDRNE...,;" swid zorome looking at Ye(kanye) even tho he really DIDNT care abt the children. mayB if kokokokoro named him Zorome the Gr8 Jr he wood care!

miku was already calling Da Cops in the bg on her okabe ass edgy red n black flip flop phone whilt the others argued. But obviously the cops wouldnt get there on time and would be dumbasses as usual smh.

"we gotta fite this thing" zorome proclaimed loudly. They all looked at him like he was there savior, like he was gunna fight BigguFutto. but suddenly a wjole load of SWEAT poured down zorom's face nervously.. "—F-FUTOSHI! I CHOSE YOU TO FIGHT HIM!" He said like this was Pokémon the Anime (it got shitty after diamond and pearl, dont at me)

Futoshu was El Shocked and then gave zorome the ' : / ' face. "Dude it was ur idea! Do it urself!" Tbh he didnt really care for kanye east anyway lmao. "Im okay with dying her"

"BUT I CANT DIE A VIRGIN— I MEAN, u gotta save ur chíle, futoshi.." zoogles said in a fake sweet voice. it wusnt vry convincing. "Plus ur the only one whos close enuf to BigguFuttosn size! (A/N not fat shaming dont flame me plz). "

Futoshi gave him A Look.

Meanwhile BigFoot had completed his Jerk Off session to hirowtwo and wasnt distracted anymore! Yikes! They wer runnin out of tim! Bigfoot was aproachin them rapidly, hairy and long 25'Inch Annihilator swinging side to side as he ran, the building SHAKING each time his foot came down.

STUMPSTUMPSTUMP.

There was still cum leeking from his tip, spraying the walls with its Seedy the walls were already white, so it's not like anyone would notice. Anyway, the cum continued to go everywhare.

mitsuru shuddered from the thought of having some big hairy ape's LOVE JUICE on him. Oh, yeah. He was back inside because Kokoro wheeled him back in! he still didn't wanna be here tho.

"CHEWBACCA IS COMING!" zorome yelled in terror. This was nothing like the villains he faced in Call of Waifu; a cheap rip-off of Call of Duty where you did missions for anime girls with bad proportions and unrealistic onii-chan fetishes.

"What do we do?" asked Goro, a bead of sweat appearing on his face anime style.

"RUN! BUT WHILE I ALSO RECORD THIS BC THIS IS GONNA GET ME MAJOR CA-CHING" said zorome.

[cash register sfx!]

in reality, zorome's video evidence of BigguFutto would be as shitty as the ones you find on FranXXTube that are coincidentally filmed with a potato flip-fone in 40p. Nobody would believe Zoroem and proceed to call him a fake wannabe attention seeker on FranXXXTube under the username PussySlayer69. He was sorta a compulsive liar in reality anyway, so it was fitting.

everyone ran.

"ch-chotttttoooo!" said futoshi, panting. His fat self couldn't keep up with the physical activity and he was already sweating. "shouldn't we wait for zero two and hiro?!"

Everybody looked back at them.

"MHMMMMMM MOMMY! SPANK ME AGAN!" yelled Hiro in the near distance in what everyone could tell was pure ecstasy (no not the drug).

(LOUD SPANKING SOUND)

It sounded as if Zero Turf had spanked Hiro with a thick whip.

"Oh? Scream louder for mommy, i cunt hear you!" yelled zero two back. The couple were still in the room The Yeti had smashed into like a Smash Bros entrance.

Everyone looked at each other.

everyone had the same thought.

'forget them!'

so everyone continued to sprite out of there. Eventually, they made it outside in the crispy stale smelling air. The place was abandoned after all. even dough they made it outside tho, they could still hear loud earthquakes in the background that rattled their heads around.

It was enough to make the wheels to mitsuru's bedazzled wheel chair move on their own, wheeling him down a hill before anyone could help him.

"ahhhhhhhhhgh!" yelled Mitsuru.

"OH NO MICHAEL!" SHOUTED kokoro with an arm extended to her disappeared baby daddy. He was gone once again.

Tears started to prick her eyes.

"guys michael rolled backward down the heel!" cried kokoro who was calmly breastfeeding Kan Yé at the same time.

"y'all hear sumn?" said miku in a sarcastic voice.

everybody shook their heads. Nobody in the group actually liked Mitsuru.

"T-THE APEMAN! HE FOLLOWED US!" futoshi said s-sh-shakily.

"where do we go now!?" yelled Goro.

"UHH, EVERYBODY GET IN THE CAR! F-FATOSHI U DEAL WITH BIGFUTTO!" yelled Zorome.

Futoshi gave zoorme that same Look.

"bro, that's not fai–"

"Hurry up losers I don't get paid enough to deal with this sh*t!" said Miku in an annoyed voiced, gesturing for everyone to get their scared asses inside the car.

"WE'LL CHEER YOU ON FROM THE SIDELINES!" Zorome said with stars in his eyes, running away from his (now ex)best friend. "BUT MAKE SURE TO MAKE BIGFOOT FACE THE TRUCK SO I CAN GET A GOOD SHOT!"

everyone was gone. Futoshi gulped. It was just him and BígguFùtto now.

['FUTOSHI V.S BIGGUFUTTO' slides across the screen Mortal Kombat style]

futoshi was used to fighting other armys for front row BTS concert tickets and photocards, not mythical creatures! May Jungkook Christ give him strangth in this time of need...

The grizzly ape stopped a few feet away from him, breathing heavily with his fists clenched. His muscles were swole and very defined, Big Foot even had an eight— NANI?!— HE HAD A 20-PACK. as if trying to flaunt the fact that he had a sexier body than him, Bigfeet started to make muscle man poses again like he were auditioning for a modeling ad.

chotto...

was that the battle Biggufutto wanted from them!? Futoshi gulped. he didn't have any hopes of winning this, but he couldn't die before he showed jungkook his spacially written Wattpad #1 hit 'jungkook x reader - YANDERE story' fanfic! he had to survive this somehow!

futoshi: ENTER HERO MODE.

['ODD FUTURE' by BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND]

Ichibu wo shitte high

Itowazu starlight

Mujun wo tanoshimeru yoyuu

Futoshi tore off his pizza stained "Property of jungkook" shirtand threw it on the ground. underneath was his Thicc bod, but what nobody expected was the fact that he was...MUSCULAR UNDERNEATH TOO!

no, he didn't have a 20-pack or even a 6-pack, but Furoshi lifted weights everyday to make sure he had enough strength to physically fight other K-pop fans at K-CON every year. His arms were like Spongebob's pink fake muscle arms in that one episode in which spongebob pretended to not have sticks for arms. except these were reel!

Biri nara biri de One step

Mizukara oboreru One step

Tayasuku subete One step

he knew what bigfoot wanted from him. BigFUTTO wanted him to FLEX! (still a weird flex, but ok) Futoshi made a special pose, fumes leaving his nostrils from how pumped up he was to challenge Bigfoot.

"I'm the hot suitted army of love and justice! In the name of Jungkook, I will punish you! ("私は愛と正義の温かい軍隊です！Jungkookの名前で、私はあなたを罰します!")

the flex-off began.

biggufuttō started posing in Josuke Higashikata's Signature Pose from the hit anime and manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Part 4 - Diamond is Unbreakable(copyright). It was then that futoshi Knew...He'd Have to pull Out all the smexiest and most fabulous Jojo poses to win this.

Bigfoote continued showing off his 26 pack of abs with his Josuke pose, and then topping it off with...GASP...JONATHAN JOESTAR'S FAMOUS POSE! Yes, *THE* Jonathan Joestar from the hit anime and manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 1(patent pending). Oh SNAP!

"젠장! (dammit!)" said Futoshi-kun in Korean. Just then Futoshi stepped closer to biggufutto with a dead, determined look in his eyes like those special effect scenes also in the hit anime and manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure(trademark Hirohiko Araki). Unfortunately because of the tense situation he couldnt think of any clever one-liners (A/N it's 11pm and i cant think of anything creative to say here).

But i digress.

Futoshi w-w-w-WHIPPED out a pose from Italian Jesus himself: the ultra sexy and hot mama pose of Giorno Giovanna from the hit anime and manga series JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Part 5 - Vento Aureo(name subject to change). This particular pose...even showed a bit of scandalous cleavage! Futoshi was busy flexing his 6 pack* (*of pudding) to Biggufutto, and his thicc Mista-like ass was making Bigfeett (A/N: and me *horny emoji*) McSweat!

Zoo Wee Mama!

The end was Near!

Bigfeet was...BEGINNING TO SHINE! HE WAS... LE GASPING! And... EL SHAKING! This was the most powerful of JoJo Poses after all! Two of Bigfoot's measly poses were no match for the power of Italian DiGiorno Christ (A/N NOT delivery).

"Ñe!" Futoshi said in Engrish, watching El Biggufoutto twitch and spasm. His cum was flyin EVERYWHERE. "Is it...Over?'

There was a loud HOWL from Bugfoot as he did one last Joseph Joestar from the hit anime and manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Part 2 - Batle Tendency(registered trademark) pose (A/N The pose that looks like John Cena's "U cant see Me" pose xD) until he BURNED UP into ASHES (like the song burning it down by linkin park).

(crispily burnt like DiGiorno's Thin Pizza Crust. Buy now in your local freezer aisle to get a large 2 topping pizza for only 700 yen! While supplies last stores may vary)

"Wow!" Said Futoshi. "That was so intense! my heart was beating faster than when i try to keep a full combo on expert mode in Bandori (ガールズバンドパーティ!)!" He wipped a giant anime sweat drop off his thicc ginger eyebrows. He had won thanks to the holy power of Jungkook!

Meanwhile the others were still there in Miku's Nasty Ass pickup truck from Bomino's. Why hadnt they left! Zorome was video taping the fwhole fight on his Vintage Panasonic camcorder.

"Nice!" He said. "I'll make sure to edit this real good on Windows Movie Maker tonight!"

[DIAL UP SFX]

(A/N if u dunno what dial up is or what it sounds like GTFO!)

"Nee wheres missorui at)!" Said koKoro, still panicking over her Fake baby daddy. No one else cared as usual so they didnt listen to her! They were all 2 busy staring at Futoshi in-disbelief.

X FILES THEME PLAYS

Like a Booboo, kookoo had forgooten that Michael had rolled down the hill and into el bosque! "Oh my kami-sama! " yelled Jokoro, sliding down el hill with Kanye suckling her utters still. Thankfully her thicc ass meant she didnt feel any pain!

"MITSURU!1" Kokoro keept shouting ditzily. Kanye Weet was now suckling on her hair and eating it like spaghet. Mama Mia!

[METAL GEAR SOLID '!' SFX PLAYS]

"—ne?! That's Mictchel's Lamborghini Wheelchair!" Exclaimed Kokoro-chan, stepping closer to La Silla. BOTH of the wheels were now broken off! "Oh no! Mitsuru/kun cantbe ded! I didnt get enough of his microdick, plus Kanye still needs a college fund!""

All of the sudden a FACE appeared between the trees... NANI?! IT WAS A MASK! It was white and CREEPY af. Kokoroon gasped and almost fainted!

There was...MICHAEL MYERS FROM THE HIT HORROR MOVIE SERIES HALLOWEEN(but only halloween from 1978, not all the sh*tty sequels!).

He was holding a Knife up to mitsur's bony throat!

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つづく。

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- TeamKokotwo