President Zero Two sat in the triangle office (a.k.a 'triangle' instead of oval office because the government is directly connected to El Illuminati.) As she sucked on her Earwax Flavored lollipop, she waited for the fresh turkeys to be sent to her for Thenksgivig. as presidnet, she needed to select the official Presidental honary turkey for Thanksgetting this year.

President Zero Two let out a bored sigh. She was still tired from ending her alliance with the fat fuck named donald trump (because he kept bombing her darlings for no reason and then covered it by calling it "fake news") and making a bill that would make it legal for people to murder neo-n*zis on the spot. All in a long dey's work for Prez. Zero True.

The black, flat screen 95 Inch TV blared music from it on 200% volume because the Bacy's Thanksgetting Dey Purade. Ponytail Grande just finished prefroming 'Muchas Gracias, Adios' in a sexy unitard that made zero two momentarily wonder if she was bitsexual. now japanese girl-group (because it's Japan, duh) Keyakizaka46 was on stage. zero two thot about how she could sing better than the group combined, but that Neru-chan girl was cute. zero two wanted a tastey.

there was a knock on the door.

"The twerkies are here, president."

It was her assistant Futoshi. Zero two gave almost everyone from That night a job in the White-Out House because they were all still unemployed after the ghost huntin fail. Turns out Zorome was scammed and he was -$8797837627363737 dollars in debt bc of the mysterious man who took his credit card and spent it on shit he couldn't afford even with his entire life.

"Oh, grate," zero two popped the vomit flavored lolli out her mouth and took the remote, flinging it at the tv screen (because the "off" button got stuck and made her anger, but it could be replaced since she was filthy rich!) just as soon as the MC announced that a shitty K-pop group named BTS were about to perform "Idol". thenk godness futoshi didnt notice.

President Zeto Two stood up from her luscious office chair, walking with non-prescripition eye-glasses on, in red, high heels and a sexy office suit for a female. Assistant Futoshi guided her to a room that had all the turkeys lined up for the pickin, phone in his back pocket which was streaming BTS discropgraphy at this time.

The turkies were here, flapping their idiotic wings and yelping all over the place because her stupid assistants couldn't keep them in control. president two rollered her eyes.

"AHEM THE PRESIDENT IS HERE!" futoshi raised his voice, negro earbud in one ear. it was supposed to be so the other officials could reach him, but zero two knew he was actually playin BTS on Spatify this hole time.

Futoshi's yelled startled the antsy turkies into fright-or-fight mode, so they started two attack the poor Men In Black by biting their noses and picking their eyeblues out with their beaks. as the men cried, zero two ignored them for the Finest and quietest turkey in the room. it was a turkey she specifically rqested for!

"mHmm." zero two licked her plump and sexy lips. "watashi wants this one," she purred sexily as she approached her soon-to-be dinner.

In honesty, the turkey was not actually a turkey at all but Hiro who was butt-naked on a large, silver platter. a rope binded his wrists behind his back and binded his feet together by his ankles, and he had an shiny Red apple in his mouth like a pig when you got ready to eat it. his butt shined (sxf) in the light bc the men had polished and glazed hiro's sweet cheeks with some butter.

He was like an actual pig on a platter except he nothing but a butt-naked incel who was about to have his Vigara kill for the fourth time. Zero Two was salivating by the mouth at the thought of devouring them buns.

"I have chosen you as my darling," zero tsu whispered sexily as her fingers traced along his jawline. Between his legs, huro was already squrting spurts of cum out his penny from how excite and horny he was. zero two took the handle of serving tray and wheeled it back into her oval office for...the stuffing.

Prez 02 slammed the door behind her and firmly locked it. When the Zero Two begun to BARRICADE the door like she was going into defcon 1 or was in Black Ops Zombies "FIVE" level, Hiro GULPED loudly, almost choking on his own saliva. There were rojo marks on his wrists from the tight BDSM ropes that one of zt's other assistants, Zorome, had bought from a shady sex shop on the ghetto side of Los Santos—gomennasai, i mean Washington DC. you would expect them to be a shitty quality and easily brekable but suprisingly they werent!

'WTF!' thot hiro-kun in a panic.

Hilo was struggling to break free but then 02 lifted him onto her Octagon Office's desk and was lightly caressing his slightly-rounder-than-averge ass. He stopped shaking at that momento as his penís grew hard. Thankfully he was curled up like a pig so ZT couldnt see!

"You're the perfect lil turky" said Zero Two, squeezing one butt cheek in her hand. Hiro SHIVERED and gagged on the bright red (slightly mushy) apple stuck in his mouth. "But every gud turkie needs to be stuffed." With that Ziggy Two leaned down and licked her tongue all the way up Hiro's ass crack. It was soaked in saliva.

La Presidenté loosened his restraints slightly and spread his legs further a part. "Mmmmm" moaned ZT, licking her lips. Hiro's puny legs and thighs were red and shaky from being held onto the cold silver platter all day. Eo To cleared her throat loudly, and hiro turned his head back as much as he cud to look at the mad look in her eyes. "Watashi... is going to eaten you."

At that moment, Hero knew he had fucked up.

His incel Chrysler Bod wasnt used to this constant sexual abuse! Even if he liked it and was surely going to the 9th level of Hell when he died from being dicked down so much! Moar cum started leaking out of his chode like a car with a broken gasoline tank.

He strted shlobbering on the apple and humping the air, horny for Zero Teo to just hurry up and take him right then and there!

Conveniently there was a whole picher of Gravy off to the side on the desk. O2 grabby it quickly and held the spout up to Hiro's crack. She rubbed it along his hairy hole, teasing him. The metal felt cold and Hido started humping more furiously.

Zt reached out her perfectly manicured with red nailpolish nails and spread his ass cheeks WIDER, pulling away his soggy flaps. Now she could see his leaky micropenis, making the platter all wet and sticky. "Youre bein a naughty boy, Dahlin." Zwro Two SHOVED the tip of the spout into Hiro's ass and lifted it... All the gravy SPILLED out into his tender butthole, filling him up.

All the chunky gooey delicious Thunksgeiving gravy felt heavenly up Hiro's butt... It was making him evern more horny! But if 002 saw him cumming, she's punish him! He kept his cum in tho and bit his tongue and the apple choking him. His emo bangs fell over his eyes as tears of pleashur started to form.

President ZigZag was luckily so tall and sexy like an Amazon Woman that she could cleanly fuck Hiro's asshole w/o even going on the desktop!

She undid her bright YouTubeRed-colored tie and started unbuttoning her dark black Sexy Presidential Suit and white dress shirt. Her Lovely Lady Humps were now visible for every1 to see! Underneath her clothes, she already had a Strap-on on, but instead of her usual Annihilator dildo she bought off Ebay, it was a THICC and sturdy corn on the cob.

PRES. Zeta Titor fondled her own plump breasts as she firmly dug her stilettos into the rich people wood floor and THRUSTed into Hiro's tight, Verizon bottom. It was nice and wet not only from never being violated but also from the Gravie. "Darrrrrrling" whispered 02 seductively, grabbing onto Hiro's legs for balance so hard that she left claw marks in his skin.

* SHLOOP SHLOOP SHLOOP *

That was the sound like a slide whistle that came out of Hiro's anus being violently and kinkily annihilated by the Futanari.

The gravy lube may have been thick af but the Corn on the Cob went all the way up Hiro's ass until he was shure it was gonna make his one of his organs burst! He didnt want to die from internal bleeding due to sex! Hiro wanted to jerk himself off but alas, his hands wer still tied up.

Luckily at the same time Zero Two leaned over across Hiro's buttery buttcheeks (licking the butter off) and recahed one hand to his microdick. She fondled his meatball testes in her gravy-soaked palm and gave him the most Intense handjob of his life like she was shaking a Wii remote up and down.

As Harry started to mooooan like a slut, Zero Dos' mighty thrusts grew mightier into Hiro's gravy-filled ass. The tip of the corncob demolished the boy's insides, stirring around his intestinets and making hiro's eyeballs literally roll behind his eyes like you'd only see in explicit and exaggerated doujinshi.

SLICK. SLLOSH.

That was the sound of the gravy milking around inside the Gravy dam that was huro-kun's sexy anus. the gravy spilled out, trickling out of Hiro's ass but also drooping all over the corncob like thicc mucus. Tears filled hiro's eyes like he was watching the finale to Kyoukai no Kanata, but not from the violent sexual abuse but from intense pleasure.

Hiro's body shuddered like someone had dumped him in the middle of antarteaca, or made him do the Ice Bucket Challenge. his dam was gonna burst! the soggy Apple fell out of his mouth and rolled away on the desk. he finally culd speak-o!!

"Z-Zwo Tero...! I cant hold it back any longer, nngh!" hiro cried as his ass continued to be violated by the large corn on a cob, the gravy beginning to slide down to his stomach now. His tummy was warm like he was baking a lil turkey in it. his and zero two's lil twerky.

Zero Two's thrusts and handjobbing ACCELERATED like she was in a car chase with the popo. hero's pathetic penis let out a shiver as all the pressure piled up at the tip of his wand.

"CO... CO... COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOOO!!!!" Hiro CUMMED, urine mixed with a little blood hosing out of his little ornament (from how hard zero two had rubbed him) while his walls clenched around president tsu's strap-cob. His butt cheeks squeezed around the makeshift dildo all while zero two continued to plow into him.

Zero two went between each of his cheeks and slapped them harshly, leaving a big, red handprint for later. "wut a good little turkey..." she said seductively.

"Haa... ha..." hiro panted with his tongue out, tears sliding down his cheeks while his ass walls continued to spazz around zero two's edible and gravy-covered dildo. his ass hurted so much that he felt like his anus would suffer prolapse! (a.k.a his walls would collapse like a deflated vagigura)

The strap-on let out a looong wet, shlick noise as zero two exited hiro's plump and defiled cheeks. the gravy still drooped off the corncob, spilling onto her optic desk. There were seeveral pieces of corn missing meaning that they must be stuck inside hero's asshole. Zero two licked her sexy lips. Lunch time.

she took her gravy covered hand and forced it into huro's mouth.

"Succ on it like a good turkey," she ordered in such a hot and sexi voice that Hiro couldn't resist. not like he was strong enough to deny somepony like president Two anyway! so, he succed on her gravy-filled hand, running his warm tongue between her fingers. he involuntarily was forced to swallow his own cum and Ròjo life juice in the process.

she jerked her fingers into his mouth like she was makin Hiro choke on her dick but w/ her hand instead. while he did that, Zero Two leaned her head down to hilo's asshole and stuck her tongue inside of it. she started to gather the corn that was stuck inside of his large anus gape and munch on it, chewing her lunch for today.

"Mhmm," President Obama moaned. the corn tasted better out of Hiro's ass! she buried her face into his anal gap now, devouring it sloppily like a strait guy going down on some pussy. hero quivered from the sloppy tonguejob, feelin his aching and throbbing penny get hard again from horny. H-He couldn't possibly go another round, could he?!?

Zero two started to suck up everything now. she was slurrpin and lappin up the gravy that tasted like complete Asshole now. when hiro moaned, she forced her hand further into Hiro's poor throat, makin his eyes water up as he started to choke. His asphogaus was trembling!

spit and slobber started to cover zt's hand and when she was done having her booty lunch, she slowly withdrew the hand from hiro's mouth with a trail of salivuva. Zero Two gave Hiro's ass another naughty slap that made him whimper like a horny bitch. she wasn't done yeet.

Her sexy, red office heels clicked against the shiny floorboard as she came to the front of Hiro's wet, tear-filled face. Her juicy corncob was right by hiro's Thin white boy lips, several corn missing that it looked like a half-eaten corn on a cob now. It needed more juice now so, zero two grabbed the cranberry sauceu and drippled it all over the corn cob.

"Time for ur lunch now, darrin," winked Zero two.

"*nervous gulp!*" hiro said. "z-zero two, i'm not really hungry i– mmMMF!!!"

before Hiro could utter another word, Zylofone Tax had stuffed the cranberry cob strap-on into his mouth. it went all the way down hiro's throat, making a bit of vomit come up it but then rush back down like when you almost puke but don't. Zero started to facef*ck him with her corny dildo, the tip of the Thenksghetto vegetable beating on the back of hIro's throat like a drum.

It hurted, but it hurted so good..? more tares slid down Hiro's face and drool started to leave his mouth, dripping his chin with it. fuck, it felt so good! he was chokin and he couldn't brathe, but his penis quivering said he was havin a good time hear.

"Succ it all up like a good turkey wurkey," the Prez said as she gripped onto his hair. however, the grip was so hard that she accidentally tore out a couple strands of huro's hair leaving a bald patch on it. Naturally, hiro yelled from the assault but zeo to silenced him by stuffing the corn cob deeper into his mouth.

At the sam time, Zega started rubbing her own clit ferociously. she wa sgonna cum and so was he!

"d-darrlin, let's come together. né?" Ero moaned. After a couple of seconds, they exploded together in excstascy. Hiro pissed and came some moar all over zero's desk (she would lick that up later) while zero two squirted into Hiro's face which made him more horny. he tried to lick up the pussy juice desperately by licking his tongue arund his face like a thirsty fool.

"hehe don't worry darling, there's more where that came from."

Ch*ist! Hiro couldn't believe how sexy she was. Maybe God really is a woman? he might flip religions by the end of today.

"Haah... Heh... T-That was really grate, Honey," said Hiro.

"Shut up. I'm not done yet–"

A sweatdrop rolled down Harry Styles' sweaty forehead. "Háh?" he said with a nervous smile. Just then, zero two flipped him around so that his cute and round ass faced her again. fear filled hiro because he didnt think he could handle another ass fuck!

Zero Twin's tongue ran between her lips in sexy fashion. She took the Red and half-gooey apple into her hand, then drippled hot caramel all over it with another sauce bottle.

"let's seee how far up ur ass this can go~"

Without further ado, Cero Dos stuffed the apple into hiro's anal gap. The gap was big enough that it surrprisingly actually fit the apple, stretching out Hero's ass walls even more like it was Play-Do. hiro could feel his was burning from the size of the apple inside his entire anus, but also from the caramel sliddin' down his ass. it would defs be sticky and harden up later (a free popsicle for ZT).

Hiro moaned like a whore as his Not-Gf pushed the apple deeper into his asshole. the apple started to CRACK and split in half inside his ass from the pleasure, the pieces sliding into his anal gap and filling it up completely.

"Eeeeh, free candy~" zero two said as she took out an apple, caramel slice from hiro's ass and ate it casually. It tasted like ass as expected but zt loved it. Just as she went for another peace there was a knock on the door.

"Prez Two, trump is invading Tokyo with missles," said Assistant Goro.

Zero didn't like being interrupted, so she gave an annoyed eye-roll. "tell the military to deal with it until i get done with lunch."

"yes, m'am," assistant goro said before leaving.

"Now where were we?" Zero Two said seductively as she spread hiro's ass cheeks again. Hiro felt a nervous feeling overcome him like a bad omen. This would be a long Thenksgetting!