CHRISTMAS In The MALLXXX:

A/N we sincerely apologize for not updating in a while. we have decided to present this Christmas Special to all of our wonderful readers since our last holiday special was for Halloween. Please enjoy, arigatou.

(music_note_emoji) Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle allll the waaaay- (music_note_emoji)

"Isn't this kewl, guys?!" zorome seed, who was dressed in a green Elf outfit with the humilating overalls and pointy hat.

the squad were all at el mâll working 555 yen (that's 5 dollars) miles per hour as Santa Claude's helpers. All they had to do was stand there and smile and talk to the childs. it was easy peesy for Kokoro who already was a mámá but her unnerving aura actually was making the children of the corn afraid of her, so she wasnt doing too béne.

The hole time zelda was hoping his """massive"" boner wasnt visible in his skin-tightó elf uniform from looking at the girls in their sexy santa dresses which was most likely bought from Pātī City. their bright red santa dresses stopped right at their cake which was making not only zorome but the boys hot nervous.

"what's so cool about being a fat guy's slave?" remarked motsuru who was not having it. despite being rich, he was always getting pulled into these dumbass jobs with these damn idiots.

"WATCH YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH, DUDE! DON'T TALK ABOUT THE SANTA LIKE THAT!" zorome yelled, offended becaus he stilled believed in santa. Only futoshi, goro, and hiro all realized this and didn't want to break his poor Christmassú spirit by telllong zorome the truth.

mitsuru rolled his eyes and crossed his arms against his chest. Not a single child has come to him yet because of how angry he looked and he was happy about that.

"yeah it's because of santa that we can eat these yummy snacks" futoshi said with a cute and derpy smile as he chugged another carton of egg nog. it was to wash down the christmas cookies he stole from the buffet table.

it was meant for all of them but at this rate there will be nothing left for their growling stomachs. their break time wasn't until 5 more hours, but futoshi had stuffed a large amount of snacks into his back pocket to eat on the job. the Snickers commercial warned him that he wasn't himself when he's hungry, so he was eating to do his best on the job.

the bois highkey thot that was just an excuse to eat tho.

"hey whare did zero tuna go?" asked miku saucily with her hands on her hips. Zorome gulped thiccly as he watched how her santa skirt hugged her hourglass shaped hips so nicely. Shakira was write; hips don't lie.

everyone looked around from their only pink-haired friend since it shouldn't be afraid to spot out an anime protagonist in a crowd of normies.

"Umm... zero two is on santa's lap," goro replied who pointed a finger to the big man who sat on his velvety satin throne. There zero Tee was with her beautiful, long legs crossed, leaning into Santa mighty seductively with her cleavage pushed out and rubbing into santa's cheek.

actually the mall santa was Hiro in a costume with artifical roundness, so zt was taking advantage of her job to get some time with her darling. Everyone need hiro was actually santa, but the boys didn't want to tell Zorome that or he'll be crushed... (emotionally).

"hey darwin, do u know what i want?" zero two said in a winky voice, her hand trailing south on santa Hiro's chest. She was a lil tipsy from all the vodka she secretly drunk on the job, put into a water bottle to make it seem like she was just drinking some nice and healthy H2O.

"w-what's that, little girl?" Hiro asked nervesly, afraid that his unconfirmed girlfriend was about to sex him in front of all these people. However at the same time the thot of public sex aroused him just as much as it aroused zero two who was a natural nudist.

just like at the club, Zero Ní wasn't afraid to wank him in front of all theese children. hiro looked to his friends for help without saying anything, but they didn't acknowledge him.

"I want,... Darwling butt-naked under my tree in just red ribbon," zero two whispered tipsly into santa hero's ear which made a chill rush down his spine like a tsunami. her hand was still trailing north! Ruh Roh! santa only knew about that south life and didn't want to know what happened down north!

'i-i have a bad feelin' about this, scoob," thot hiro to himself.

"mama, that girl is fondling santa's privates!" said a random child loud enough for everyone to hear. Hero's face went beet red and zero two's hand was still sliding inside his ugly ass black belt. Hiro was getting so nervous he couldn't handle it anymoar. There was a clean boner inside his pants now which meant trouble for him!

"U-UHM, NEXTÓ!" hiro yelled for the next actual kid in line, but zero two didn't move from his lap and started to touch his Little One. a jolt went up hiro's dick like lightning.

It took the mall security to come over and take her away for her to leave the premises. zero Two don't go down without a fight though, breaking one of the coppers' arms before they dragged her into some shady back room. Hiro felt relief but was also worried now since Zero would most likely be fired from her job and banned from the mall now.

"sigh," hiro sighed. Just as he closed his eyes, he felt a large weight sit straight on his erection which made Hiro's eyes water up from the pain. he thought it was another kid but when he opened his eyes it was... ZOROME sitting on his lap with an excited, childish grin.

o right, his friend believed in santa too. Helen couldn't beleve his friend was a 21 year old adult but he was defintely midget enough to cum across as a 12 year old. Hiro was neverous again becuz he couldn't let his friend know that he was pretending to be santa!

"w-what do you want, zorome?" asked Hiro in the fakest deep voice ever. lickily, zerome was too dumb to realize this.

"WOAH! you already know my name, santa?! HEH, i must be on the TOP of your list huh?!? AWW YEA" zorome shouted excitedly.

Hiro gulped at the slip up he made and was once again glad that his friend was stupidó.

"what do u want for christmas zorome?"

"OH YEAH! okay so-" zorome got comfortable on Fake Santa's lap, crushing hiro's little boner enough more with his weight. It made Hilo uncofmortable bc his dock was going in between zone's buttchecks but he wasn't gay or bisexy. he was only attracted to zero two and her Babelicious horns.

"holy f*uck santa what is that in ur pocket? a candy cane?" Zorome asked and used his hand to grope hiro's dick which made him squeak like the chicken toy that screamed.

the mall went silent, but we wish you a merry christmas was still blasting in the background,

"U-UH... I MEAN... it's just a gift for one of the children can you plz get off it?" hiro begged.

"OH! well why didn't u just say so, man?!" zoom thankfully moved his butt off of his Manhood and allowed the air to get to it again. Hiro's crotch felt free again. "s-so... your wishlist?"

"ok so, for christmas i want u to get me a bitch, santa," zimber said as he smiled turned into a pervert smirk, eyebrow raised.

"A-A what? Nānī?" asked Hiro. A bitch? you can't just ask for a person! hiro already felt exhausted from how stupid he friend was. He would always ask santa for a girlfriend until he became fifteen so that's how hilo know it didn't work that way.

but..., he couldn't break his friend's christopher spirit.

"i see. what kind of... bitch do u want in particular?" hiro asked only to amuse him.

"so glad you asked! i want a bitch with a big ass and fat boobs. like the size of basketballs man, oh and i want her to have child bearing hips and long hair for me to pull on during sex. s-she has to be assertive and dominate! anywhere between the age of 19 and 78 is fine with me."

Yare yare daze. Hiro knew his friend was into some weird shit, but his limit was seventy eight? he had to hold back from upchucking the vodka zero two force fed him with her sexy red lips. he couldn't even imagine being dominated by a granny, only zero two.

"o...kay..." hiro said with a forced, pained grin who nodded his head.

"OH AND I ALSO WANT A NICE ASS CAR! like the kind of Pimpù my Ride-ò. i also want to add onto my first wish. instead of one bitch, i want like 20 of them! u can't do that can't you santa?!" zorome asked excitedy like a little boy.

Hiro just smiled at him like the 12th emoji in the iOS keyboard counting vertically. "yeah... santa will do all of that for you, zoromeh."

"YOOÍSHA!!!! i knew i could trust u, pops! getting this job as your helper was the best idea i ever had! i cant believe it was so easy too," zorome said proudly with a shit-eating grin, pushing out his manly.

"Gulp" gulped Hiro, looking guiltly to the side. it was gonna succ when zoom woke up on Kurisumasu morning and their weren't 20 cheap sluts and a 2billion yen Bugatti under his Chryselor tree! But then hiro remembered it wouldnt be his problem, it would be Santa's when Zorome sent him a bunch of angery hate e-mails thru his tears.

Thankfully he himself didnt crush Zolom's Christmas Spiritō like Squidward did to Spongebob in the Christmas Special.

"Haha... Merī クリスマス little shota!" Said hiro still in his horrible Santakurōsu voice, waving as zorome FINALLY got off his weak, bony, incel lap. Hilo's grin was as fake as Kim Kardashian's breasts.

As Zoromē was skipping away like he was high or smthng (but really the only thing he was high off of was Christmas Spirit!), a loud K-BOOM!!!! was heard ringing out all throughout the mall!

"OH MY GOD!!!!!" hiro yelled in an old joseph joestar ass voice. The line of kids started screeching as well as everywun (even da parents) went into a PANIC. What was going on?! Usually the mall was peaceful and quiet.

"HÄÄÄÄÄH?!" Screamed Zolome, shaking n fallin onto the ground right in fromt of the others, who were shocked as well.

The glass ceiling in the center of the two story fancy pants mall SHATTER into a gazillion tiny little pieces. The shards were falling like deadly snowflakes onto the terrified people below. some dumb kids even stuck theyre tongues out to catch some """snowflakes""", resulting in bleeding and some annoyed eyerolls from Mittsuro.

Sevral TERRORISTS began propelling down from heavy duty carbon fiber ropes Ra*nbow 6 S*ege style! They had Hamburglar ski masks on to hid their identities. Also some RPG's and grenades were strapped to their backs, and they were holdin Ak-47's that had obnoxious paintjobs. To be extra, the nine terroristas also had Santā Clause hats on in the spirit of christmas time.

at this point Kokoro was SCREAMING bloody murder (fair because it was probably about to be a massacre) and holding onto Mikuu for deer life. Miku Mouse took advantage of this and was slowly caressing her breasts and movin her hands toward that sweet KokoKoochie (which wasnt hard bc of the skimpy Santa dresses makin easy access).

Everyone else ignored this borderline sexual harassment cause they could see Cocoro was blushing from getting so aroused and wet.

"Haha.. wtf?" said Goro shakily and confusedly. Pee started dripping down his elf pantalones."why are terroritz raiding a MALL anyway?"

"Maybe theyre hear for the crazy good deals!" offered Futoshi, who had just bitten the head off a gingerbread cookie (foreshadowing of what would happen to all of them soon?!?!?!) "Some of these stroes have 30-75% yen off! that sounds like a pretty valid reason for murder and burglary!"

"Damn, you're right," saidō gorro, shaking his head still in disgust. He looked around and...HIRO WAS GONE! "Nani?! Where's Hiro-kun? And Zero Toad?!?"

"Huh? Whaddya mean, he stayed home remembr?" Questioned zorome, because he thot that Mall Santa was the real santa and not just Hiro in a cheap Spirit halloween store costume!

Everyone stared at him. Shit! They wer gonna crush his christopher spearit!

Zorkme blinked at them.

"OHHHHHHH I GET IT, 02 is here on a date w/ hiro huh!" siad zorome stupidly, making everyone (besides moosuru) sigh in Relieve.

The gang had all this time to run like all the other reasonable civilians but instead they were havin this convo! WTF! They all turned their head back to the crime scene and soon-to-be murder scene when they heard a loud THUD hit the ground. All 9 terrorists have landed, pointing their weapons at everyone who gasped loudly.

"Dont worry Santa will save us!" whispered Zorr confidently. He didnt even raise his arms up in the air like the others did. The rest of the Gang look at him dispointtedly.

"STOP right there and shut the hell up!" Snapped the leader of the terorisutos. The only identifying features any of them could see wer his pale blond hair and light pickle green eyes. He was kinda short and non-threateening for a terror tbh! "'If any of u move or say ANYTHING else ur all gonna get kill!"

Everyone gulped thinly and hoped and prayed to Jesus that Zorome wouldnt speak.

Behind el leader, a guy with wine red hair was setting up a BOMB right where santa's chair was. It was BIG alright and could probably blow up the hole mall!

"Listen up," said leader-san, "you all have unifroms on which means youre employeets here, rite?" Everyone nodded. "Show us to the Gucci and Versace stores you paisanos!"

everyone gulp. they weren't rich, so they actually didn't know where gucci was because they could never afford it. The only people who had fat loot here was mitsuru and zero two , butttt zero two was gone due to... illegal circumstances. Everyone's head turned to Mitsuru in hope, silently staring at him with scared puppy dog eyes.

"Fi-Fi-Fine. I'll lead the way," Mitsuru scoffed shakily, trying to pretend that he wasn't shitting himself right now. how many deathly encountours was he gonna have?!?

He wheeled away as the group and the Skittles-colored terrorists followed behind him with their guns pointed at their heads.

"ROLL FASTER WHEELS! we don't have all day!" the one with the red wine hair yelled angrily, kicking the back of mitsucky's wheelchair. the poor man let out a yelp as his wheelchair went rolling forward like a car with a broken gas pedal, until it collided with an escalator and he went rolling down it large, painful thumps.

the fact that motsuru didn't scream led the squad to believe that he was most likely dead. Yikes.

"MINETA!!!!!!!" yelled Kokoro, ready to chase after her DECEASED boo but one of the gun man pressed the end of his gun against the back of the blondie's head.

"SHUT UP, BITCH! BRING US INTO THE GUCCI MANE STORE!"

Miku had to lead her teary-eyed friend by her arm to Gospel. two gunners stayed by the door to keep watch while the other dos went into the shop and started to toss everything on the shelf into a giant white trashbag. They even took all the cash from the register and stuffed it into the overflowing bag. while the nobodi was looking, miku tooo advantage of this situation to slip some Gucci lipstick into her A-Cup bra pad.

"Aww, yeah! We're gonna get some SERIOUS loot from this!" said the teerrorist with purple-durple hair sticking out of his ski mask and a sickening grin.

"kami-samA... help us," whispered kokoro inside her head.

meanwhile, Zorome's arms were getting sore from holding them up. He was hurt that santa didn't save them all yet.

"s-surely santa is just thinking of a great scheme right now as we speak," suggested Zorome nervously. it didn't even sound like he believed himself, but nobody pointed it out since they would get shot for speaking anyway.

"Alright putos, bring us to versace no–"

"ÁHHHHHHHHHH!!" Goro randomly battle cried and ran towards the terroriststs with no plan in mind. The rainbow siege were caught off-guard.

"G-Goro-kun! wat are you doing?!?" yelled Kokoro.

"i'm saving you, guys! hurry up and ru–"

* BANG *

Goro fell down.

* SILENCE *

goro was laying down on the floor, looking like a dead roadkill as blood poured out from underneath him. one of the gun peeps had shot him clean in the chest. His move was idiotic, so honestly everyone expected his to happen but it was still sad for the few moments that squad 13 would remember that Goro was a friend of theirs.

the blonde-haired terror leaned down and stole Goshi's entire wallet from his pants pocket and stuffed it into his own pocket. zorome was mentally cursing but not because his friend died, but because he was thinking about stealin goro's wallet first.

"F," said Futoshi, paying his respects to gordan.

"SHUT UP YOU FAT SHIT!" the one with keylime pie colored hair yelled at futoshi, sticking her mini uzi against his chin.

zorome GULPED as he suddenly recalled who these people were! he heard on the dark web that there was a new terrorist group running around called WASWAS (reverse ISIS), steeling expensive name brandó things. nobody knew what they did them with tho. they were all recognizable by having Taste The RainbowTM ass hair though!

"hey, i really want to buy some beats while we're here," said the period blood-haired WASWAS member randomly, scratching his balls like an ape.

JUST THEN the glass window for the store shattered and out came... ZERO TWO?!? she did a spin and landed perfectly on the ground in her knee-high Santa Boots like in episode 3. somehow she even still had her hat on which didn't fall off at all! shattered glass was all around her and she slowly stood up sexily with a ready to kill n' roll look. It was the same look she had at the strip club before she committed felony.

in her hands was a... LOCKET RAUNCHER!

"HOLY [BEEP]!" yelled Zorome dramatically.

"heh... i never thought we'll see you again," said blonde leader-san, rifle still raised at zero two. Everyone except ZT and WASWAS was confused about what the bougie blonde shota meant.

"give us the order to shoot her already!" said the wine-haired one impatiently, itching to pull the trigger already. His rifle was ready to hatch.

"wait. i want to antagonize her some more. how's your stripper business going? i heard the place was shut down after-"

*KA-BOOOOOM*

the poor idiots took too much time talking that they couldn't save themselves from the blast of Zero Two's rocket launcher. there was now a giant hole in the middle of gucci that showed the outside and the burned gucci products rained from the ceiling. miku was desperately stuffing the undamaged loot into her bra and into her panties. none of the WASWAS corpses were left from the blast. WASWAS was literally waswas and the day was... SAVED?!

Zero two wiped some sweat off her forehead sexily and dropped the rocket launcher onto the floor. Nobody asked where she got that ridiculous thing since they knew zero two had shady resources and managed to get out of trouble through some miraculous way.

"ZERO TWO ARE YOU OKAY!!?" yelled hiro who came running into the shop, his cheap and shitty santa beard slipping off his face.

"yes, darwin," zero two said with a smile, running towards her little submissive bottom and jumping onto him.

"did you know those people?" asked Miku whose bra size drastically went from A cup to G cup due to all the gucci products she stuffed into her own shirt.

Zero two ignored them all for Hero who she was now getting onto her knees and unbuckling his fugly back belt. Goro was still alive but only barely, dragging his body out of Gucci while leaving a blood trail behind himself. he needed hospitalization but nobodi was calling 911.

"H-Háh? What are you doing, Zero Two?" asked Hiro, a sweatdrop bead rolling down his forehead.

"HOLY FUCK! ZERO TWO IS GIVING SANTA A BLOWJOB! I GOTTA RECORD THIS!" zorome yelled ass he took out his cracked, shitty samsung android (he upgraded from the shitty iPhone). had he zoomed in on the face he would've noticed that Hiro was actually santa since his disguise was comin off, but his android was so shitty that the zoom was as quality as a flip phone.

needless to say, zorome would keep his inoocence (and stupidity).

"damn, santa whines a lot like Hiro's submissive ass, huh. too bad he isn't here to see this!" zorome said as he thought about the 100k views this video would make him on xfranxxster.

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"I'm so glad all of us are okay now," futoshi smiled :)) as he went back to stuffing his face like he didn't just almost die by the hands of a Terrorist.

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"chottô látte... aren't we forgetting something?" asked kaity-chan, but nobody paid attention to her.

It wasn't until it was too late did all of them realize the bomb in the middle of the mall was still going!

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*KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

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