BETA (β) WORLDLINE - CONVERGENCE ATTRACTOR FIELD

APRIL 21, 20XX

8:22PM

FRIDAY

AKIHABARA, CHIYODA WARD, TOKYO, JAPAN, EASTERN HEMISPHERE, EARTH, MILKY WAY GALAXY

It was raining in Akihabara, Tokyo's Electric City. Rainy (with dramatic lightning) and dark and at night, like a typical film noir setting.

Except this wasn't a typical film noir plotline, nor was this in black and white.

There was a hot STRIKE of lightning that illuminated a dark alley (not the bowling kind). This was a spooky shady alley where things such as gangbangs, muggings, illegal drug use/dealings, and kidnappings occurred, because this was the ghetto part of Neo Yokio. Sevreal dumpsters and hobos became visible for a brief second due to the bright light, but...a shiny cop car was visible as well. In fact, the coppers were hear because of the skyrocketing crime rates in the area, making it a gr8 place for a stake-out. This would definitely help them reach their arrest and ticket quotas for the week and earn them tons of moo-la!

Inside the car were 4 people, 3 in the front (this was an XL cop car) and one tied up in the back but not in the way you'd think. The three in front were cops, while Hiro was the one in the backseat, not a criminal.

"Z-ZERO TWO! P-Pwease let me leave..." hiro begged, his voice weak from his dry and salty throat. He had been screaming for hours due to other reasons (zt's ''''lunch break'''' :tongue_emoji:) and he really just wanted to go home for the night. After all, how was he gonna help any of them arrest criminales?

"Just sit tight Darling," 02 said sadistically, as if Hiro had a choice on whether he could leave—or move—or not. She looked back at him saucily, slightly turned on. "Mommy will catch the perp we got a tip for soon, and then we can go nighty-nighty at home."

She said it Sexily so Hiro shut up and began to droll like a l*li in hentai. Zero Two reached her arm back and Police Taped Hiro's mouth shut.

At the word 'mommy', Zorome's attention and erection stood up high like Mt. Fuji. "Y-Y-Y-Yeah Hiro, let the PROFESSIONALS handle this, and we'll be done in no time!" He attempted to cover his """police baton""" up with his scrawny hands, but even they couldnt hide his tiny pee-pee.

ZT still noticed his horniness but just rolled her eyes and adjusted her hot, sexy ponytail. She was also wearing sunglasses at night bc she was just that cool, which she also adjusted. "...Anyways, where did this 'anonymous tipper' say the Tattletale Strangler was seen again, Futoshi?"

There was nothing but SILENCE for a few seconds because Futoshi, who was in the driver's seat, was casually finishing a LIVE on Idolmaster on full volume since there was nothing else to do. All his stamina had run out on Bandori and he didnt want to buy more after wasting $150 trying to get 4* Abyssal Necromancer Ako in the gacha. "Wh-" he said, looking up from his 1k Yen iPhone XS(CAM). "OH! Gomennasai, the tip said he was spotted near the radio building..."

There was a slightly more dramatic lightning strike as Futato pointed in front of them across the street, which lit up the Akihabara Radio Station.

The cheap windshield wipers SQUEAKED loudly as erryone looked out at the ominous building in front of them. By now the station was closed, and there were no reports of trespassing inside, which meant they wouldn't have to go in and investigate- * whew *. That sounded like a lot of work that these lazy cops didn't want to do!

Zorome got out his binoculars and attempted to look around their position with them. "Alright, our steak-out is...START." It was weird but there was a giant satellite that was lodged into the side of the building, but everyone ignored it. "Yo, has this guy, you know...killed anyone?" Zorro said shakily while gulping, suddenly fumblin with his binoculáres as he scanned the crowds of Asians.

"Only snitches," replied Zero Two calmly, sucking suggestively on her coffee flavored lollipop. When she reclined in her chair, her slightly-bigger-than-average breasts poked out from her cleavage. It wasnt a surprise that this cheap Sexy Policewoman Uniform she had gotten for this job from Party Citī couldnt hold in her womanly curves.

Both boys couldn't help but stare at her tig bitties as cliché anime nosebleeds briefly went down their faces.

"W-W-Well, good thing I don't tell lies!" said Zorome susphisly, sweat rolling down his face like the meme of that one sweaty African American guy (no, I'm not racist! I have a black friend). Futoshi could smell the other's musty lie over Takagaki Kaede (from IDOLMASTER: Cinderella Girls) performing KOI KAZE on his iPhone at 500%. 'Musty' because Zoey 101 was literally sweating like a jock who uses AXE deodorant as a 'shower' in the tight police car.

Mayhaps the fact that he hasn't showered in a couple days added to the smell of fuckboy. Just yesterday, he lied about his cock size when he was sexting Miku (aka sexual harassing her). He told her he had a ten inch dangler to flex, but panicked when she asked for picture evidence! So, he hastily and sloppily photoshopped another dude's dick onto him in PicsArt. After he sent it, Miku mysteriously stopped texting him last night.

Well, it wasn't as if the Tattletale Strangler would come over here to shank Zorome for his lies! Zero Two didn't say anything, but she silently rolled down the window to let some 78.09% of nitrogen, 20.95% of oxygen, 0.93% of argon, and 0.04% of carbon dioxide (that's air) into the car.

"ANYWAY!" Zorome continued and wiped his sweat off with his arm, causing a couple of sweat droplets to fall on Futoshe's iPear screen and make him miss a note. The screen said 'Nice!' which made Futoshi smile painfully. Nobody understood his idol shit but him though!

"This job sure has me hungry," said Fat Albert, like he's been honestly doing anything but sitting in the driver's seat and tapping his thumbs away on his phone. His favorite part of this job was getting donuts like the common stereotype for coppers. It gave him an excuse to go against his diet which consisted of not eating the cherry that came with ice cream and milkshakes.

"Me too," said Zero Two, her dick-sucking lips coming off of her coffee-flavored lolipop sexily. All the boys in the car felt their meatstick twitch at the erotic scene.

"L-Let's get some donuts then!" Futoshi suggested happily with some drool trickling out of his mouth like in doujinshi.

"What the fuck. Again, man?" asked Zorome. They already had eight, empty family-sized boxes on the floor of the backseat. Futoshi and Zero Two ate all of them and only left (one) for Zorome.

He felt scammed since he bought it with his own B*tcoins. The only reason he wasn't mad at Zero Sexy about it was because he heard the fat went down to her round ass and THICK chicken thighs. He really wanted to get a peak at her hourglass bod once they left the car. Altho, it was dark so he'll have to use his flashlight!

"Take us to Dunkin Dōnatsu, bitch!" Zero Two said happily and slapped Futoshi's jiggly fat. Just that action alone made him let out a nervous and horny giggle. Futoshi tried to keep himself together as he started the engine without buckling himself up, violating the first rule of safety.

He slammed his foot on the accelerator which caused them to back out into a tree. The back of the car started smoking grey thicc smoke and making *breakin' down* noises, but that was okay beclause this was only a rental police car from the company. With another slam on the accelerator, Futoshi swerved out of their steak-out location with the driving lessons he learned from unrealistic race car games.

As a life hack, they always abused their privilege by turning on their police siren to get to places quicker. WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO. In 10 seconds they were at Krispy Krēmē and all their stomachs let out a loud growl at the same time (Hiro included).

"I'll buy it with my black Vista card this time," said Zero Two stated with some unnecessary Airpod Flex energy and tore Hiro's kidnapping duct tape off. She popped her mostly sucked lollipop into his mouth and winked foxily at him. "I'll be back, daaarling."

Futoshi And Zorone were watching thru the rear view mirror the entire time and let out a horny gulp. Zorome was fighting the urge to throw himself back there and still the lollipop from Hilo's mouth once ZT's fat ass left the car. As soon as she left, Futoshi turned the radio station on and started to flip thru some channels. His battery on his iPhone had drained out completely since his iPhone defect (made in China) only lasted for an hour.

My wrist, stop watchin', my neck is flossy

Make big deposits, my gloss is poppin'

You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it

Why the fuck are we listening to Pretty Boy Swag? Turn that shit off," said Zorome who flipped to another station. 'R' by Roselia started playing next, but he kept flipping stations without giving them a chance.

"Forget this! Hand me the aux cord, Futoshi," huffed Zapper who took out his shitty, damaged classic square iPod (the very first one). There was food stains on it, the glass was cracked, and the home button was halfway off, but it still could play music!

Zorome was stupid, but at least his ears had taste. As soon as his iPod Classic was hooked up to the police car, he played the first song on his most frequently played. A Thousand Moles by Vanessa Carlton started to play at a loud, deafening volume that made the car vibrate. Futanari and Zorome knew a banger when they heard it, so they started bopping their heads and sung along with the piano part.

"DUNDUNDUNDUNDDDDDUNDUNDUNNNNN! MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN WALKING FAST FACES PASS AND IM HOME BOUND! DUNDUNDUNDUNNNNDUNDUN!" The two boys started to sing with their entire lungs, unknowingly recreating the famous scene from White Chicks.

"AND I NEED U! DUNDUDNUDNUN! AND I MISS U! DUNDUDNUDNDUDN AND NOW I WOOONDEEER! IF I COULD FALL INTO THE SKY-" Zorome was headbanging now while he threw the Rock 'N Roll sign like he was a rockstar, getting in the MOOD to this classic early 2000 bop. Futoshi also felt his heart rushing faster than it did when he listened to Bangtan Boys.

"DO YOU THINK TIME WOULD PASS ME BY! CAUSE YOU KNOW I'D WALK A THOUSAND MILEZ IF I COULD SEEE YOUUUUUU-

[PAUSE]

-TONIIIIGHTTTTT!"

As the vibrations went through Hiro's abused eardrums and made him spasm, he hastily started to do The Worm in the backseat to get out of the duct tape around his wrists. Once his hand was free he started to scratch on the window with his nails to get halp. The bass-boosted piano was too loud for either of the idiot heads to notice Hiro's panicky in the backseat. Once Hiro realized people passing by weren't responding to his S.O.S, he blew his air onto the window and wrote "H-E-L-P M-E" with his finger.

The next verse was coming and he couldn't take this anymore! Zero Two's sexy Mommy bod wasn't worth this torture; he just wanted to go home and play some Fortnite! Maybe even fap to hentai to get rid of his blue balls and then pass out for the night. But he knew he ran out of time once he saw Zero Two's sexy hips sauntering back over to him, two dozen boxes in her hands.

"IT'S ALWAYS TIMES LIKE THESE WHEN I THINK OF YOU AND I WONDER IF YOU EVER THINK OF-"

The car door suddenly opened. The Dumbass Duo didn't even notice Zero Two had came back since they were singing like they were contestants on Japan Idol (who would've gotten the buzzer immediately btw). Now it was too late.

"I'm back-" Police Two started to say, but paused abruptly when she caught the two in the middle of a verse.

Six Trillion Years and An Overnight Story kept playing in the background awkwardly, giving away what they were doing the entire time she stepped out.

SILENCE.

"Are you serious?" Zero Two said, sounding DISGUSTED and offended at what she walked in on.

". . ." said Futoshi and Zorome, feeling nerves from what was about to come. but the thought of being punished by Zero Two also made their hotdog weiners start to squirm. BUT this might also ruin their chances of getting lucky if Zero Two looks down at them, so they needed to quickly regain the coolness they never had to start with.

"I-I CAN EXPLAINÓ!" Zorome rushed to his defense. Note: HIS because he was about to throw Futoshi under the bus as usual! "I TRIED TO GET FUTOSHI TO STOP BUT HE INSISTED!" he claimed, even though the classic iPod hooked up to the aux cord read "Zorome's iTrash" if anyone looked closely.

"I can't believe you two started playing tunes without me!"

"Hah?" The two idiotios said in unison, a fat Bold question mark appearing over their heads animation style. T-Th-That's what she was angry over?

"I'll show you toys how it's really done. Play Toxic," Zero Two ordered like the dominatrix she was and tossed the boxes of donuts in the backseat. Futoshi and Zany Bros felt horny from the way she called them her "toys". Zorome was fidgeting with his shitty iPod clumsily as he went to the "P's" to play Toxic.

Soon enough, the famous violin screeches filled up the entire car. Right on beat, Zero Two pulled her hair free from her ponytail and sexily shook her hair out while the tres bois watched in horny. Britney Two started to sing in perfect sync with the real Brittany.

"Darling, can't you see! I'm calling a guy like you should wear a wearing your dangerous I'm falling!" Zero Spears sung in a saucy, low whisper like she was performing ASMR on YouTube which would earn her 2 Million views right now. She crawled towards Hiro in the backseat who slid back to get away from the assault he knew was about to happen.

But when the back of his head thunked against the window, Hiro realized he run out of room to flee! His poor numb dick and asshole couldn't take anymore. He was already sore from Zero 02 violating his torn up anus with her police baton.

"There's no escape, I can't wait, I need a hit baby give me it, your dangerous I'm lovin' it," as Zero Two continued to sing, Hiro felt helpless to the way she put so much emphasis on 'escape'. Then suddenly, she started to undo the buttons to her police woman blouse! Her big bitties were already trying to break out beforehand, so they jiggled out like fat and loose water balloons once her bad girls were free.

Hiro, Futoshi, and Zorome gulped in virgin.

Zero Twizzler slapped her golden handcuffs (specially made to flex her riches) around Hiro's wrists to make up for the duct tape that failed on her. The song was about to reach its chorus, so zero two quickly pulled back and started to climb onto the top of the car.

CLICKCLACK went the heels to her 9'inch police stilletos, causing cracks in the front window where she climbed up. Zorome and Futoshi tripped and stumbled over each other to get themselves out of the car, wanting to see what else their female partner in crime would do! Blood was GUSHING from their noses at an unrealistic volume and creating an actual crime scene on the spot.

On top of el coche, Zero Two dragged Hero out of one of the broken back windows with her super strength and slammed him down onto the roof as if they were having rough Prom night sex. "Too high, can't come down. Losin' my head, spinnin' 'round and 'round," she continued to sing in her heavenly, Opera-like tones that complemented Britain's voice like chocolate sauce on ice cream.

Zero Twosus grabbed Hiro's collar and lifted his fragile, pussy body up with ease. Then, she huggled his face into her bewbs. "Do you feel me now?" 002 did a sexy moan like in the real song, and Zorome and Futoshi were so overcome with arousal that they turnt that shit up louder. The beat of Toxic seemed to blast as loudly as the pulsing of their hearts (dicks). By now, the music was as loud as ear-rape videos on YouToob.

Like a Jpop idol, ZT turned to look at her adoring fans and winked. This only made their cum spill out faster, however, as they reached into their police uniform pants to beat some meat. Another kind of meat would also be beat, which was none other than Hiro-kun's tender ass. Zeta two licked her plump, donut-frosting covered lips (yes she had eaten a box of the Crispy Cremes on the way to the car) and pulled HIRO outward before he could die from asphyxiation by her breasts.

SLURP * said Zero Two as she then licked her darling's whole face. While the chorus played in the background and Hiro was temporarily fazed from his horniness (and blind from her hard nipples pokin his eyes), she flipped Hiro doggy-style in front of her and got out her police baton from the Batman utility belt at her waist. She held it firmly and shoved it thick side first up Hiro's bleached asscrack. She slapped his pale cheeks with her manicured hands, which had real diamonds on each nail, and then viciously groped them as if she were a sexual predator on a crowded Japanese train feeling up the school girls with short skirts.

SQUEEZ* said Hiro's ass, as Zero Ted shoved the baton up even further until she felt it hit one of Hiro's intestines. She laid herself over his bent body as he moaned in a high-pitched tone that made him sound like a complete bitch baby. Meanwhile, Futaba and Zigzag had used up all their cream and were now panting havily as they attempted to regain what little dignity they had left. Fortunately for all of them they couldn't be arrested for public nudity or public sex since they were the (corrupt and idiotic) Po-Po.

The beat DROPPED and then Zero Two began singing with Britney Spirit in unison again, right into Hiro's ear, "Oh, the taste of your lips, I'm on a ri-"

SUDDENLY all tres of their police walkie-talkies crackled to life and made the music stop with a scratch like a record, even tho it was an iPad plugged into the car's stereo system. It probably made such a violent sound because the shrill sound of Brittany's vocals had made the speakers burst.

CODE:002 annoyedly growled and pulled out her Left 4 Dead-esque baton out of Hiro's red, swollen asshole. From the sheer force of Z Two dislodging the makeshift buttplug, hiro went flying off the roof and landed on the wildshield. It broke under his weight as it was crackin earlier via the earthquake power of Zero Two's heels (which weren't very helpful for policework). Now, Hiro was curled up pathetically on the dashboard and exhausted from all the erotic fucking.

Officer Zero Toddler hopped off the vehicle and grumpily grabbed her walky talky. "NANI IS IT?!" she grunted loudly into the mic, now doing slightly more aggressive ASMR.

On the other end, their dispatcher Goro was caught completely off-guard. "OI, ZERO TWO?! ARE FUTOSHI AND ZOROME STILL NEAR U?! THEY DIDNT ANSWER THEIR TITAN COMMUNICATORS!" he sounded like he was in a deep panic.

"um... " She glanced over at said boys who were both pulling up their pants. She shook her head in Disappoint. "...Yes," she sighed.

"Stay calm but," Gorro gulped, "We've tracked the Tattletale Strangler to an area within just a few hundred feet of you! And he's approaching fast!"

With all the commotion they had caused in the Krispy Kremé parking lot, the Tattletale Strangler must have eluded their field of vision and somehow followed them here from the Akihabara Radio Building!

"N-Ne, Zero Tsu, w-what do we do?!" Futoshit asked his El Capitán nervously and anxiously. He was finally buckling his Police belt up again which barely fit around his thickness—probably because of all those donuts, a box of which he was currently stuffing into his mouth.

"We arrest him," she said cooly, rolling up her sleeves and putting her black Gucci aviators back on. "He'll be sorry he messed with Darling and I's alone time." ZT looked over at the car, which turned on again abruptly.

Zorome was already in the shotgun seat and had reached over quickly to obnoxiously rev up the engine. He had shit himself as soon as he heard Goro say "tattletale strangler" and "approaching fast", so he had tied his seatbelt up tightly for once. "M-M-M-M-M-MOVE OVER, BITCHASS!" he shouted at Hiro and threw him into the backseat again. They needed to GTFO of there S-T-A-T! "H-HURRY AND HOP IN, GUYS!"

"We're not leaving," snapped Zero Two, ripping the keys out of the ignition, making Zorome screech hopelessly as he peed himself. A *click* sfx was heard as he ""sneakily"" locked his door in fear. "Get your weapons out!" yelled ZT passionately like a soldier in the Marines.

"Aye Aye, Captain!" said Futoshi in a perfect impression of the kids from the Spongebob OP. While saying this, he also saluted her.

DBZero Two got out her brass knuckles, except since she was stinkin' rich hers were made from expensive platinum. She pulled her hair back into her ponytail as Futoshi opened the driver side door to use as cover. Zorome was still cowering in the passenger seat, but he had his M1911 handgun out that was shakin and fumblin in his trembling grip as he attempted to reload it and aim it over the dashboard. In the back of the cop car, Hiro was KO from all the head damage he had endured tonight.

All odds seemed to be in the Tattletale Strangler's favor...

[rustling fx]

"W-W-W-WHO'S THERE?!" yelled Zorome, but he wasnt menacing (ゴゴゴゴ) at all in his scared voice. The pistol was shaking even more violently, and then Zorome shot the gun a few times, and all of the bullets either hit the hood of the car or the street in front of it.

"Z-Zorome! Watch it!" squeaked Futon. If they weren't careful, the car would go K-BOOM!

Zero Two got down on the ground Metal Gear Solid style under the open door-shield; the only thing that was missing was tactical lingerie to show off her fat booty. Her lovely lady humps still stuck up into the air enticingly, though. Futoshi, who was leaning against the door with his taser in one hand and a choco donut in the other, couldn't help but stare at ZT on the asphalt next to him as his cheeks went red.

[footstep sfx]

"ITA ITA ITA ITA!" shouted Zorome again at the slightest noise. He shot his gun again but this time the sights moved downward just as he pulled the trigger, making him accidentally shoot his own foot! "F*CK!" he yelled in pain. "AAHASBSHBSSJSWDNJSKQMWK" Ziggy grabbed his little toesies and tried to stop the bloodflow, but fortunately the bullet hole was already beginning to heal like Deadpool. "Sugoi... OI, NEVERMIND, EVERYTHING IS BUON GIORNO!"

meanwhile, ZT turned her attention back to the front of the car, squinting her eyes and pulling out her Glock. She got up and crouched next to Futoshi, peeking up over the door and mounting her gun at the window. Zero Tea aimed the pistol at the area of the parking lot that didn't have any light poles. The policecar's broken headlites also provided zero (0) illumination in the creepy darkness of this murderous knight. However Zero Two had been training for so long in the Japanese army before her lengthy stripper career that she basically had night vision now.

[ *shuffling noise ]

"Stop right there! Put your goddamn hands up!" OhTwo stood up swiftly and readied her gun, turning the safety off (a feature Zorome didn't even know about). She stared at the moving mass of shadows coldly. So coldly, that it was turning Futoshii and Zoomers on again. It was sexy whenever she acted so fem dom! The silhouette didn't move, however. "I'm srs! Get on the ground, perp!"

SILENCE.

The shadow continued to stand still.

02 was starting to get MAD!

"FUTOSHI! TASE THIS FUCKER!" barked Captain Zero Two, who was irritated beyond belief at this point. Futoshi thought she was pretty hot when she was pissed like this, though.

He drooled like a grade A hentai (A/N that's pervert in korean) as he charged up his taser. "o-Okay!" Futodshi was ready to rock n' roll! As he stood up while wiping the frosting off his face, he briefly saw Zorome making an Anti-Sea Bear Circle around his seat using several Krispy Cream donuts since his foot had healed already. Futoshi wished he was in the sacred and holy protection of one of those mysterious Circles!

Since he didnt want to die via Zero Two's rage, Fatshi didn't go inside the car like the wimp Zorome was but instead aimed his tazer out of the broken-off window (which was just a hole) and clicked the button.

But...what he didn't know was that the taser was pointed BACKWARDS!

ZAP!

"-ÑE?! ZERO TWO-CHAN!" Somehow the taser charge had missed Futoshi's wideness and hit Zero Two instead! She was spasming on the floor while Futoshi panicked.

"MNNMsaNQIWE2E9asjsnwk2WKD" said Zero Two with beer-like foam coming out of her mouth. Even though she was jerking around wildly, she was still glaring at Futoshi with a piercing gaze, making him cum instantly in his pantalones.

Then the Tattletale Strangler stepped into the light. He looked just like he did in Spongebob (if u dont know what he looks like ur too young to be reading this). His face was diarrhea green and scarred up with scars. He also had big Yaoi hands that had stink lines comin off of them, meaning he probably never used soap.

Futoshi REALLY didn't want to get manhandled slash pummeled by this guy. He knew his soft marshmallow bod couldn't take this muscly dude on. Maybe Biggufutto, but not the Tator Tail Strangler! "—G-GOMENNASAI ZITTY TWO!" he yelped as he jumped inside of the car, huddling with Zorome inside the protection of the Anti-Sea Bear Circle which definitely wasn't an oval.

On the ground, Zoo Too finished flailing like a seizure. However, instead of being KO'ed like most people would've been, she was breathing heavily and calming down on the ground. She had so many muscles and such a thicc ass that the taser hadn't knocked her out! 002 ripped the taser lines OFF her body angrily. "FUCK, I'LL DO EVERYTHING MYSELF AGAIN!" Getting up on one knee, Zero To grabbed her handgun that had fallen and popped back up behind the door shield.

The Tattletale Struggler began CHARGING at the police car like the Charger zombie in L4D2, catchign Zt off guard! She took a few steps backward and dropped her gun, bc if she shot him to death right away she'd be convicted and sentenced to life. Poppin on her platinum brass knuckles again, Zero Two scowled at the lowlife criminal that had run into the metal door with a * CLANG!* Now, there were a bump coming out of his head.

But Zero TWo was quick! She leapt forward and sucker punched the TT Strangler right in the jaw with her metal knuckles like Wolverine, sending him flying back into the drive thru menu they had outside Crispy Kream. WHOOSH! Zero Titor sexily stepped over to her victim, taking her Glockamole and giving the bad guy a quick pistol-whip to the head, making sure she had gotten her fatality.

However, the TTS was still not knocked out! He grabbed her wrist, breaking her Rolex watch. This made O Too more mad than the fact that he had the audacity to still be conscious. "BITCH!" SHE SCREAMED, headbutting the gross pervy rapist/strangler with her sexy forehead. Her skeleton was made of Adamantium after all, meaning it was super strong and couldn't be broke.

The TittleTale Strangler was moaning as he drifted into unconsciousness. There was blud dripping from his mouth and he had sevral chipped teeth as well as teeth that had jumped out of his mouth. His jaw was also severely dislocated. Now, his head was also dented inwards.

Zero Teo really wished she could've killed the fucker for assaulting an officer, but it would be too much work to go through all the trouble of a trial. Instead, she whipped out her spare set of gold handcuffs and slapped them onto the TrafficTale strangler's beefy hands. She easily slung his body over her shoulder Shrek style and carried him to the backseat of the copper car, throwing him haphazardly next to her Darling. "All in a day's work," said Zorome 2 as she smirked, getting in her cool post-battle one-liner before the credits rolled.

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