"AHA, no one messes with me" he smirked as he threw another bomb at a Toad. The Toad running away in fear, which Bowser Jr enjoyed watching. While the toads ran, it made him think of Toadette again. Like normal toads, she was different. She was extremely outgoing and seemed so interested in him. Swishing his tail back and forth and putting his right hand on his cheek he thought about her for a long few seconds. She was so adorable and loves almost the same things as he did. Even if she was in it for Mario's sake and he was in it for Bowser's sake they still liked each other. He blushed thinking about how adorable her laughs were and how cute her entire pink mushroom braided face was. Then he frowned a bit, wait this was a new feeling? He had never been this attracted to a girl before, as a matter of fact no girl ever liked him until now,
"Hey squirt, I brought you supper" a feminine voice said. Bowser Jr snapped out of his day dream and turned around seeing Wendy. Well at least there was Wendy he thought to himself, as he walked up and grabbed the plate which consisted of meat and his favorite snack romaine lettuce,
"Let me guess, got beat by Mario?" he asked while stuffing the food in his mouth and starting to chew it. Wendy rolled her eyes,
"Of course" she replied, "Did Master Bowser put you on guard duty again?" She asked as Bowser Jr continued to chew. He swallowed and nodded,
"Like always" he replied, "When Mario gets here I have to get into my Clown Car, do you know where he is right now?" he cocked his head. Wendy nodded,
"He's in world 3 right now and just got past me, that's why I'm here" she replied. Bowser Jr nodding his head. Mario was sure taking a long time to get here. That gave him more time to think about things for the distance future. That was until Toadette popped into his head. He blushed, it would also give him more time to hang out with her, which the thought of that excited him and made him wag his tail,
"What's go you so excited?" Wendy said looking down at him. He gasped; swallowing the rest of food and looking away from her, "squirt" she touched his shoulder,
"Nothing, I was just thinking about someone" he blushed Wendy looking down at him. Then he laid down on the floor thinking about how cute Toadette was again,"Hey Wendy, what's the word when you have a infatuation for someone called" his face turning a deeper red. Wendy thinking for a few seconds,
"Hmm, infatuation? You mean like a crush?" she asked. Bowser Jr putting his arms and hands on his chest and puffing out his cheeks,
"Yeah that" he replied breathing out very slowly, Wendy just starting to intensely giggle at the prince. Bowser Jr looking back at her not liking how she was laughing at him. He really had never experienced something like this and her giggling was not helping his problem,
"Are you really freaking out about a girl?" she asked, "or maybe me and the other koopalings were right and you have a crush on a boy" she kicked him a little with her shoe as a nudge. Bowser Jr getting angry and deciding to jump back up,
"NO, firstly it's a girl, secondly I don't even know if she would date me" he growled, "I mean…. She's extremely cute … has a great personality…. Is literally just like me and we have so much in common" he blushed again as he knew he would blabber on about Toadette,
"Are you trying to step down from those magazines I always catch you lo-"
"NO" he growled, "That's not what I was going for at all" he snarled. Wendy looking at him again, "Besides I don't even know if I have a crush on her "his arms moving as he said it. Wendy just laughed again,
"And why do you say that?" she asked. Bowser Jr blushed turning his head back away from Wendy,
"Because, it's not like you know, I'm attractive to her body or want her for my own guilty pleasures" he growled while putting his head half way in his shell.
"Squirt, you can have a crush on someone even when you're not attracted to their body, it's literally the same definition of a crush. Just admit you have a crush on someone, you're making it so difficult on yourself" she sat down on one of the air vents and stared at the koopa prince. He sighed knowing she was right. He really did start to have feelings for Toadette that he didn't really want to admit to anyone. He kicked the floor in anger knowing he wasn't going to get her anyways, he really just wanted to make his dad proud of him for accomplishing something first,
"Wendy…." He sighed again sitting next to her, "When are we going back home?" he cocked his head. The older koopa gasped in surprise,
"What are you talking about?! This is our home. Master Bowser told all of us when he kills Mario for the good, all of this land will be ours, everything in it. The citizen's, the shops ,everything you can possibly think" Then Wendy started to blab on about the Mushroom Kingdom, him coming the prince of it, Princess Peach finally being his mother, etc basically stuff he has already heard before in his entire life. This made his mind start to wonder off. He wonders if Toadette struggled off with the exact same thing. Did people always rant to her about the wonderful things in the future when Mario marries Peach finally in his life? Then that made him think of Toad and the sudden realization…. Was Toad her boyfriend? Was his chance completely taken? "I think Master Bowser would give me more make up when he becomes king of the Mushroom Kingdom and you paint- are you even listening or are you thinking about that girl that turns you on, again?" Bowser Jr looking at her angry,
"Wendy shut up" he replied, "just shut up okay, dad is not going to rule the Mushroom Kingdom EVER" he pointed his finger at her. Wendy starting to look very disappointed,
"But-"
"Don't you understand? Do you not ever notice how his plans are always the same? He never gives anything else a chance that could completely destroy Mario entirely. GIVE IT UP ALREADY!" he snapped hitting his head with his hand in frustration. Wendy's face turning sad,
"I just wanted…. You to be grateful…." She looked as if she was going to cry, "I didn't mean to make you upset Prince Bowser" Bowser Jr looking up as she had said his real name instead of calling him "squirt" He had to admit on his part he was being quite mean. He sighed again and jumped off the air vent,
"Ugh Wendy just… look" he said walking towards the stairs, "I didn't mean to get upset, my mind was on a completely different subject of things and I'm just….. Stressed ok?" he said laying down where he was sleeping yesterday, "I need a nap" he said putting laying on the ground smoke coming out of his nose as Wendy walked past him, she looked down at him once again,
"If you're so frustrated then why don't you talk to your dad or even better talk to her, I'm leaving" She started walking down the stairs with a strut while closing her eyes. Bowser Jr slamming his head down on the floor feeling like crying. He reached into his shell taking out the piece of paper Toadette had given to him earlier in the day he turned laying on his shell as he unwrapped it,
"I think you're a pretty cute boy, we could become really good friends if you give me a chance, call me when you have the time (578-555-6783) or stop by at my and Toads house located a few blocks away east of Peaches Castle – Toadette" it read. Bowser Jr let out a long sigh and put the paper back into his shell. He flipped over and started to walk down the stairs,
"Why, are you making me do this?" he said to himself reaching the end of the stairs and heading towards the haul and into Toadette's office.
