"okay," said Woody calmly. "we can't get out through the window, it's too high. we have to get out of the house somehow without waking Andy or his family, and then we can figure out what the hell we are going to do about this."
now normally the toys wouldn't swear, but Andy was nearing his high school years and had started to pick up on some colorful language. his frequent curiosity of porn had also led Woody and buzz to begin "doing" one another.
"Woody, how are we going to do it? you know andys door creaks like nobody's business. we can't exactly crawl under it like we are accustomed to."
woody thought long and hard about that one. he shook his head. "I have no idea. maybe if we wake up the toys, they can help us."
they finally took a moment, as their eyes had now adjusted, to examine each other's human bodies. they had both been turned into men, looking to be in their early twenties. Woody was tall and thin, but still muscular under his jeans and plaid cowboy shirt. he had thick, curly brown hair that wasn't slicked down anymore but stood up in every which way. he no longer had his hat. buzz was quite pleased with what he saw, as human Woody was rather handsome.
buzz was shorter than Woody and built stockier and more muscular. he had a round face and straight blonde hair. his outfit hadn't stayed the same like woodys, as he was now wearing lime green tennis shoes, white pants and a blue and green polo shirt. Woody was as pleased to see how buzz had turned out as he'd ever been about anything.
the problem was going to be convincing the other toys of what happened to them.
woody and buzz cautiously approached the toy chest. Woody got down on one knee and carefully pried it open, trying not to wake Andy. they both peered inside as the toys began to stir.
the first toy to awaken was mr potato head. he looked up at them in shock, confusion, and then horror.
"it's us, buzz and Woody-" Woody tried to explain. he was cut off by little bo peep and the T. rex shouting, and then a light in the room clicked on.