AllSpark The Musical

by Rowena Bensel

"If you knew the ending sucked, wouldn't you do everything in your power to change it?" A new Broadway musical about a young woman who wakes up in a world she once knew only as fiction, and her quest to change the fate of that universe. But little does she know the waves that will be caused by the ripples she starts. [A collection of filks for my fic The AllSpark Changed My Life.]

So this is just a silly side project, but I think it could be fun, imagining if AllSpark was a musical and what the different songs could be. If you have ideas for scenes in AllSpark you'd like to see filked, or suggestions of songs to filk from, feel free to let me know in the comments, and I'll try to get around to it. For now, enjoy the opening song of AllSpark The Musical.

Disclaimer: I own nothing except Alison's character, and this is just for fun, so don't be a hater.

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AllSpark The Musical: Original Broadway Cast Recording Lyrics

Act 1 Track 1: "Fuck Me"

Original Song: "What's This?" from The Nightmare Before Christmas
Characters: Alison Witwicky, Mr. Hosney (speaking)

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ALISON: What's this? What's this?
Whose dog is barking in my ear?
What's this?
Why is the light so clear?

What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Because this room cannot be mine
What this?

What's this? What's this?
There's something very wrong.
What's this?
Who are these people I call Mom
And Dad!?
The dog his name is Mojo
That's almost like- Oh no!
This can't be what I think
And yet I feel my hopes will sink
Can it be? Fuck me!

I'm Alison Witwicky
My best friend's name is Miles
We live in Tranquility
A town that's always full of smiles
I'm crushing on Mikaela
Though she doesn't know I'm there
And pretty soon there's gonna be
Bots and Cons everywhere.

Fuck me!
What's this?
It's Archibald's glasses. The map
To the AllSpark is in this. Oh fuck!
I've got to get that A or else the plot
Will go astray
Fuck me!

Okay,
Calm down, you've to sit and think, about
The plot that's on the brink
Oh fuck.
I watched movies one through three
But then the fourth i didn't see
I know that everybody dies
But do they have to drop like flies?
What can I do?
What can I do?
Is a savior what i'm meant to be?
Fuck me!

Okay, I'm here
And I know what's coming next
But what can I do about this mess
I mean, all I am is just a fan i never
Dreamed or planed that something so
Mad could ever really happen
Fuck me!

My fanfics are all missing
And the wiki can't be found
So in their place I'll write
All I remember going down.
The Fallen, Sentinel, Galloway
And Megatron block my way
But if I try I'm sure I'll give
The Bots a better day

I have a plan
I'm going to do all I can
To try and end this War before
The government betrays the Bots
And we learn that Sentinel sucks
Or the Fallen gets the Matrix
Or the AllSpark gets destroyed
But how to do it?
How to do it?
How can I save the day?
Oh fuck me!

HOSNEY (spoken): Miss Witwicky

ALISON (spoken): Yes?

HOSNEY (spoken): It's your turn for your history report

ALISON (spoken): Yes sir.