"I need to learn how to get with her." Byleth said while watching Kazooie solo her opponents on the battlefield. "I can feel my body learning a lot from seeing this beautiful bird in action."
"How should I put this to you in the nicest way possible?" Dry Bowser explained while holding his bony hands together. "She isn't interested in you like that."
"Oh psh you don't know what love is!" Byleth scoffed, dashing off to approach the breegull and pulling out a cup of tea. "You look worn out. How about you have a nice sip to take your mind off?"
"...Is your brain warped or something?" Kazooie responded to her in disappointment, flapping her wings. "I'm not into you like the way you would want! Now just leave me alone already."
Byleth shook her head. "But I need you! You make me feel less lonely as a fellow female!"
"There's plenty of guys who clearly would want you." Kazooie spoke while holding herself back from attacking. "Now go on; before I'm forced to beat you up, and I say that as someone who likes resorting to violence!"
"So that's the way you want to go?" Byleth said while summoning her weapons triangle. "Well if it makes you happy than I'm willing to-"
Dry Bowser simply munched away on a bag of popcorn he had with him while watching Kazooie wallop Byleth, shaking his skull while watching this event fold before him. "What a shame."