There was something up with FalconBreeze, she wasn't feeling too well. She felt sluggish and stiff, she felt heavy. That wasn't right, not for someone like her, someone who kept herself fit and active. Yet she felt like an old elder. An old elder that had fought hundreds of battles she should've died in, and constantly caught horrible illnesses. She went to the medicine cat, and right away he could tell something was up. So much so, that when he walked into the medicine den, he sprung up to help her into a nest. She was in a bad way. When she sat down she asked if she was getting enough exercise. She told him "That wasn't it." He asked her if she had been eating something bad lately, simply shook her head. He asked her "If she was expecting any kits." She responded "It was none of that!" There was nothing she could explain, she asked every warrior, elder, apprentice anyone. There was just no explanation.
There weren't any lumps, there wasn't any pain, the stiffness was never in one place, it was everywhere. She was starting to lose her patience. And then she collapsed. The medicine cat and his apprentice jumped to the scene, where they prodded and poked, looking for anything wrong. They checked everything, but it was all unusual and made no sense! That couldn't be right, it couldn't be. They checked up on another warrior, they were fine. They checked another, they were fine as well. They checked FalconBreeze again, but there were these strange, strange results. Suddenly FalconBreeze's pulse went haywire! They were going to have to operate! The medicine cat started on one of her paws somewhere inconspicuous. A small cut on the far left toe. They were reluctant to jump in head first and use many herbs on her with horrendous side effects, despite what the results showed, because the results defied belief! He just wanted a peak.
He pulled the fur part of the cut, and saw that the results were right! Dear StarClan! He cut open the rest of her toes, then her paws, then everything. He cut her open like a piece of magpie, and revealed what was inside. It was FalconBreeze. Inside FalconBreeze, was FalconBreeze. Another FalconBreeze! It was like an inner FalconBreeze had been wearing the outside FalconBreeze like as some kinda, FalconBreeze Pelt. But now it was gone, and she walked out feeling refreshed and reinvigorated. Back to her old self, A little smaller though. They peeled away the rest of her pelt, got her all cleaned up, and asked her what she wanted to be called. She couldn't keep her own name, she was like a new cat, The leader wouldn't allow it. She liked her name though, so she said "I know! Call me FalconBreeze 2!" FalconBreeze 2 walked out of the medicine den and back into warrior life, better than ever. Faster, lighter. After a moon or two, she began to slow down.
She put that on her new body, just settling in. Then, not long after that she started to feel even slower. Sluggish and stiff, heavy. Until she didn't feel too well at all. Then she collapsed. The medicine cats were called and back to the medicine den she came. After some more check ups and results, only this time there was no hesitation. She was moved to a nest and the medicine cat cut her head to toe in one big slash. And inside FalconBreeze 2 was, you guessed it, FalconBreeze 3. FalconBreeze 3 was smaller again, but identical in every other way. She woke up refreshed and reinvigorated, before getting cleaned up and sent out of there, feeling better than before. Half a moon later, she was back and out popped an even smaller FalconBreeze 4! FalconBreeze 4 walked right out of there before collapsing outside the medicine den entrance. Back she came and out popped FalconeBreeze 5! She collapsed right there on the nest.
FalconBreeze 6 was fine for the most part of the next few moons. But then she died. She was taken to the clan burial spot, where they cut her open to be sure no FalconBreeze 7 was in there. To their amazement, there was FalconBreeze 7, dead. They cut her open, only to find FalconBreeze 8, also dead. So was FalconBreeze 9. But to their surprise, when they cut open FalconBreeze 9, out popped FalconBreeze 10! Refreshed and reinvigorated! And she went for the good part of a moon. But then she died. They decided to bury FalconBreeze 10, to finally stop her loop of being cut open over and over again. To let the she-cat have some peace for StarClan's they dragged her body to a whole, and stuck her in the ground. A couple of moons passed, where no one mentioned a FalconBreeze 1 to 10. But soon, cats started to talk. They began to wonder. FalconBreeze 10 was dead, yes. But what about FalconBreeze 11, or FalconBreeze 12. What had they done! And what would they find! So out came a patrol and her corpse was dug up. As curious as they were, no one was in a rush to unearth the final layer of dirt. The medicine cat stepped forward, quite rightly. He dug the dirt aside, and the patrol stood aghast at what was inside!
The hole, was filled to the brim, with layer and layer of dried up FalconBreeze pelt. It was like a snake nest that was thousands of moons old. But FalconBreeze was gone, they cleaned out the hole carefully. Looking for what might be a small, FalconBreeze 15, or a tiny FalconBreeze 30, or a miniscule FalconBreeze 100! They could not find her. But little did they know,she was there. FalconBreeze 1000? Higher, FalconBreeze A million? Much higher. FalconBreeze A billion? Even higher than that. And there for, even smaller. So small that she had slipped between the dirt, then she slipped between the space of the atoms, and then she slipped between existence itself. So small, she slipped between moons, days, and heartbeats. She slipped between the smallest definition of a moment. She slipped between time. She was so small, she slipped between knowledge. infinitesimally small, she slipped between and beyond understanding itself. Now, think for a moment about how small that is. Try to wrap your head around something so small. Can you do it? Well... See that size,
That's the size of your dad's cock.
(Yes I stole that joke from Limmy, it's called 'The Size of Sally')