Working on my second beer, and the memories of the Ed's came rushing back to me as i thought of the best ways to fuck with them tonight. Well honestly it was only Eddy that got my blood boiling. I have never cared for him and by association hated the rest of the ed's but recently he has by far gotten worse. He go out of his way just to piss me off i swear. The most recent was him running for class president, which he had a frozen chance in hell of winning, just to try and get some quick cash from idiots in our school the believed him when he side with the right money he could shorten the school day. I couldn't believe the fucking dork, and how the double dweeb let him do that? He loves school and i bet would want it longer. Actually the more i thought about that i don't remember seeing much of the double dweeb during that one. I guess he finally figured out he is better than fuckhead eddy. And speaking of the fuckhead i totally have the best idea i know he would fall for, and just in time because as i finished my beer guess who the fuck just barged in.
"EDDY, You can't just walk into someone's house like that" whispered and uncomfortable Double dweeb and he cashed dumb and dumber through the door. Eddy didn't say two words back but headed straight for the free booze he was eyeing. I knew the cheap bastard would be drawn towards that. I figured i let them get "comfortable" before starting to work my magic. Ed plopped down in front of the tv and just stared at it, i don't think he knows he could actually turn it on i laughed to myself. Edd had lingered to the door, obviously uncomfortable that he wasn't probably invited in so i took my chance to be "friendly", it's what nazz wanted wasn't it?
"Yo double Dweeb...shit i mean Dee, how's it hangin? You wanna drink? I see dorko over there hasn't wasted anytime getting one." i said staring at Eddy who had downed 2 drinks and was pouring another. This is going to be so easy i thought to myself. Edd just looked at me nervously, i guess its cus i haven't really ever talked to him aside fucking with him. And honestly that still true though he doesn't know that.
"Greeting kevin. Why thank you but no thanks. Drinking only numbs the brain and causes you to act out and is actually quite dangerous and addictive." He said not looking me in the eye. "Do you know where I would find Nazz? I have her gift and I would enjoy wishing her happy birthday." I looked at him in disbelief, he actually got her a gift? Looking at the almost perfectly wrapped box in his arms let out a chuckle.
"Yeah I think she is outside, I will get her for you." I was in shock, the kid doesn't know how to ever have fun I kinda feel bad for the dork. Nazz double dork has a present for you in the house. Her eyes lit up and she squealed and took off into the house. Fucking weirdos. I figured since Edd won't be drinking this will just fall on to Eddy, the only true one to dereve it anyway. I grabbed two of my friends from the team and let them in on what I had planned and we all headed in to go fan the fire.