… is used to show Kevin's internal monologue

Another can in the trash and I think I have my plan all ready to be set. I'm going to keep it real simple and old school with a game of truth or dare but I'm going to use it to have Eddy destroy his own chance at becoming a school present. I'm going to have to go real hard on him and get him as messed as possible so he lets the truth slip. I'll have him on record saying exactly why he wants to be present and swindle the student body out of as much money as possible. Fucking greedy basterd always wants more doesn't he. But don't worry come Monday the whole school will finally see the scum I see.

Downing my fifth beer I grabbed Johnny, I needed him to set my plan in motion. Jonny has always been a weird kid...talks to himself and sometimes still that plank of wood he has as a kid but mostly just to the air now. We don't really know what ever caused him to do it but he has always done it so by now it was just normal. The one good thing is that he still blurts out everything he hears like he used to.

"Yo Johnny" I yelled, "Wanna help me set up a game of Truth or Dare? Like the old days??"

A smile came over his face, "of course that was always the best way to get shit really going!"

"Yeah but too bad Eddy probably won't play" I tried to keep my composure.

"Why not?" He asked while getting all antsy.

"Oh you know he probably couldn't handle it now then we are going to get into some real shit" I let him know and before I was finished he was already in the corner gabbing it to Eddy. The trap has been set and I'm ready in three, two, one……

"What the fuck you mean I can't handle a stupid game of Truth or Dare shovelchin? I fucking invented this game" he yelled in a huff while stompping over.

I grinned at him, "since you think you can handle it I'll just make the pass drinks extra strong to make it interesting…."

Nazz and Marie came running in from outside to see what the commotion was.

"Nazz we are gonna have some fun with a game of Truth or Dare!" Giving her a wink as I said it. Her eyes lit up with excitement and she grabbed Marie and took their spot. I was just getting back with the strongest drinks I have ever made….. honestly I forget how many things I put in them. I was about to sit when I noticed everybody was going to play except Ed who was eating something while staring directly into the tv like it was the greatest thing ever and double dweeb in the corner all alone. He was definitely close enough to watch the game but what fun is that. I yelled "House rules, all that are not either filed to an unoperating tv with no connection to the outside world or fucking already upstairs must be a part of the game." As I motioned to Edd to come over. He whined about not wanting to be in the way but I cut him off, "For the birthday girl?" And point to Nazz how she put her puppy dog eyes on and Edd nodded and sat next to Eddy who was going on about how he would do anything, blah blah blah.

Once everyone was ready I got up and explained the rules. "One you are picked you pick the next person but you cannot pick the person that just picked you. If you pass you must drink a cup of my special concoction." Eddy scoffed at that with a ' I bet it's fucking nothing'. I continued as I glared at him "Or if the group thinks you're lying you must drink. Since it's Nazz's birthday she goes first.

Nazz went and chose an easy question for Sarah, something about the first kiss. I don't know if I stopped paying attention because I was focused on getting Eddy fucked. Jimmy got me and he dared me to give Nazz a lap dance. She got my best show, and all my great features rubbed up and down her body for 30 second as we both died from laughing the whole time. I got myself put back together and set my sight for Eddy.

"Eddy Truth or Dare?" I snarled as I tried to hide my joy building up inside me. I haven't thought of something that would cause him to pass but I figured it wouldn't be too hard .

"Dare dickhead, give me your best shot I'll do anything." He said with such a smug look on his face.

I was staring at him and realized what would make him pass so quick. So Eddy has this thing about always having to be macho and can never really accept anything he deems as un-macho. It all came to me when I saw Double Dee sitting right next to him. "I Dare you to make out with Double Dee…." Everyone's eyes went to Eddy.

"Umm I find this quite…." Edd was cut off

"Fuck off shovelchin..see my friend wouldn't want me to do that so I'm not going to, so give me your pussy excuse of a drink." He basically screamed. I handed the drink to him and couldn't wait to watch him squirm. He tried to chug it but almost turned bright green. I thought he was going to blow chunks everywhere. I could barely contain myself from rolling on the floor. He did manage to drink the whole thing, so I will give him some props. I did catch a glimpse of double dweeb while he was trying to keep his drink down. Why did he look upset? His eyes looked so sad it was hard to stop staring…..wait what am I doin. Why am I staring into his eyes….. I definitely didn't mean to make him uncomfortable. I knew Eddy would never be able to do it….why did I care so much….shit I should probably slow down on the drinks I can't even remember how many I have had….The whole time I couldn't help but wonder what was wrong with the Double dork until Eddy's turn caught me off guard.

"Kevin if you think you can fucking handle it how about it. Truth or Dare?" Basically came seething out of his mouth.

"Hit me." I said with a smirk on my face that turned him to an angry shade of red.

"Since you were so into wanting me to make out with sockhead why don't you French him for a while?" Through his laughter he didn't even realize his friend had gone pale at the dare.

"Well unlike you shrimp I don't have a problem expressing my sexuality in many different ways." I said with a confidance that was definitely all alcohol….what the fuck was I talking about my sexuality...I'm not into guys...am I?... I got up and helped Edd up who was still stunned I think. "Hey we will only do this if you're cool with it." I whispered in his ear, " it will be like 20 second and just imagine the look on Eddy's face when we are done" I gave him a reassuring smile. My hand was on his shoulder, why did I put it there…..what am I doing?..."It will be over quick and I will owe you big time." I say to him as my heart starts pounding. What the hell, it's just a kiss...I have kissed a lot of people. Why is this one making me nervous? He nodded nervously and bit down on his lip. It was actually really cute….what the hell is wrong with me? Am I actually excited to kiss the Ed?

"You won't do it dickface" growled Eddy from his seat.

Fuck it…..I grabbed Edd and pulled him in close to me, making damn sure Eddy would have the perfect view of his best friend getting frenched by his worst enemy. Before my lips touched double dorks that was a I could think about. How fucking pissed Eddy will be that I went through with this.but the moment my lips locked into Edd's all I could think about was how soft his lips were. I unintentionally went in for a deeper kiss that caused my mind to wander. I wonder if he was actually ok with doing this. how good he smelled. How I don't want to stop doing this…..wait I didn't fucking mean that….fucking drank way to much I'll take anything at his point won't I…..my mind came back to me and I realized that we have probably been doing this for to long. I suddenly pulled away and when I opened my eyes Edd was staring at me like he saw a fucking ghost. "See I'm not to bad at that" I tried to take the tension away and he smiled

"Wasn't my worst" he laughed softly, "but probably my best" whispered so soft I don't think he thought I could hear him. He scurried back to his seat, his face now filling back with color. I headed back to sit down but I couldn't shake how much I liked having him so close. I realized it was absolutely silent in the room except to the steam coming from Eddy. But honestly I didn't even care about that anymore.

It was my turn to pick a person and I felt like I should throw him a soft ball after what just happened, my head was spinning so I could only imagine him. "Double Dee Truth or Dare?" I asked, trying to calm my own nerves.

"Truth" he said almost out of breath

"After that I'll keep it easy." I laughed, "Who was your first kiss?"

His eyes met with mine and I was expecting a small smile, but they actually looked like he was about to cry. He shook it off and got up and grabbed the drink. "I'm actually going to have to decline to answer that question so I will just take a drink like the rules dictate." He turned and sat back down trying to force any of the drink down. I looked at him and then it fucking hit me….fuck you idiot…..why did you have to ask him that…...