omgggg lolz! i hope y'all enjoy thissss - R & M
"Hold up...," (y/n) trails off as her (e/c) orbs settle on the brunette teenager with glasses and mildly ugly smirk, "You're pussyninja69?!"
PussyNinja69 winces, but maintains his smirk. "The one and only. PussyGrabber420?"
(Y/n) hides her distaste as she waves her hand, "This must be a misunderstanding. Are you really the one who posted on the Rick and Morty subreddit?"
"Yeah, that's me," PussyNinja69 assures, shoving one hand into his pocket and the other one raised to scratch the back of his neck. "Not my finest moment."
(Y/n) holds back a frown, as she shakes her head. She had arrived at this very spot, a gamer cafe, just to realize that she simply didn't have the heart to make money off some stupid teenage boy who looked like he was broke. "Its okay I guess," she mutters as she rolls her eyes at his expectant face, "I once posted about Voltron on Tumblr. We've all had sad moments in life."
PussyNinja69 laughs, and (Y/N) knows that she should call him by something else, but at least they both had the same idea when creating their usernames. Somehow, the solidarity is comforting, even as they stand there awkwardly, not sure what to do now. (Y/n) had wanted to flirt her ass off, get some creepy dude's number, then rob him blind, but there's nothing she can do with a broke bitch. She considers leaving.
"Hey," (Y/n) stares to look at PussyNinja69s face as he scratches his head, "You're not someone working for some weird pyramid scheme are you?"
(Y/n) holds back a grin as she points her finger at him, "So what if I am? I do legally carry a blowtorch."
PussyNinja69 starts to laugh before trailing off as he notices the blowtorch on (Y/n)s hand as he gulps.
"That's kind of...hot," PussyNinja69 utters and (Y/n) considers the morality of possibly torching down an ugly bastard.
"Not as hot as your face will be if I decide to use this on you," (Y/N) says, waving the blowtorch before slipping it into her bag again.
PussyNinja69 winces. "Okay, point taken. Anyways... Do you have a name, PussyGrabber420, or can I just call you mine?"
(Y/n) wants to cry. Stupid ugly bastard... wait. Is he starting to look hawt?!
"It's (Y/N)," she forces out, and looks around to find a table in this gamer cafe. Her legs are tired. "Do you want to sit somewhere, PussyNinja69?"
Now PussyNinja69 gets to wince. Again. "Please call me Miyuki. Especially outloud."
(Y/N) considers. "No."
They find a table and sit down. Now that she can't rob him, however, she's itching to leave. Something about his username seems pretty sexy though, she cannot lie.
So, PussyNinja69-no, Miyuki, begins as he switches on a computer, Fortnite or Halo?
(Y/n) immediately buries every positive thought about him as she looks at him in disgust, "You say that, when we could just play Fireboy and Watergirl."
Miyuki looks back at her, his eyes almost watery and he sniffs lightly as he lets out a chuckle, "I'm sorry, this is making me so emotional...Thank you."
(Y/n) just stares at him blankly as she sighs, sitting down next to him and she rolls her eyes, "Hey I dont blame you. Cancer moon and Scorpio sun I'm guessing?"
Miyuki nods and turns to the screen, squinting at it. Even with his glasses, apparently, he can't fucking read. "Alright, I'll pull up the game. You wanna be Water girl?"
"Fuck no. I'm Fireboy. Get over it."
Miyuki sighs, but begrudgingly lets (Y/N) take the arrow controls while he's stuck with the WASD. Sucker.
They play three levels back to back, until (Y/N) needs a break for a drink. She makes Miyuki go stand in line while she places a hand over her heart, trying to get it to settle. Being near a pussy ninja is going to give her heart disease, she thinks, as she waits for her (Favorite Elaborate Starbucks Drink). God, she just hopes no one from her classes will show up here and see her with this dumbass man. Should she just leave?
She looks outside the room filled with gamers, and she notices Miyuki relatively closer to the front in the line. Should she just make a run towards the exit?
Before she could relatively make a dash however, the doors barged in as she spotted a boy with pink hair, shorter than her, run at full speed towards her and she sidesteps and looks at the sigh enfold with horror as the boy greets everyone in the gaming room, who simultaneously greet him back. This was the effect of capitalism on dumb incel teenager boys.
"MIYUKI KAZUYA!" (Y/n) turns her head to see a boy dash towards Miyuki and slap the back of his head hard as he screeches, "I DIDNT KNOW YOU LOVED GAMING. IS YOUR FAVOURITE GAMING WEBSITE BECAUSE I LOVE THAT SITE."
"Sawamura," (Y/n) loses all attention on the other boy as she stares at the tall boy with dark hair, his serene look almost jealous, and she decides one thing. She HAS to get this boys number. "You're too loud."
"OH. MY APOLOGIES." Sawamura clears his throat and speaks in a slightly quieter voice. "MIYUKI KAZUYA, YOU SHOULD TRY MOVIE STAR PLANET, IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE'S-"
Miyuki, with his and (Y/N)'s drinks in hand, tries to kick Sawamura away as they make their way towards (Y/N), Sawamura's voice getting louder with each step. "Shut up, Sawamura. Why are you even here?"
"HARUICHI WANTED TO PLAY," Sawamura says, and laughs loudly. (Y/N) thinks he might start bouncing off the walls. "AND FURUYA NEEDED TO PLAY SOMETHING THAT WASN'T THE SIMS. THEY ARE HOMELESS FOR THE SECOND TIME TODAY."
Miyuki arrives at their computer, with Sawamura and the tall boy who is either Furuya or Haruichi in tow. He hands (Y/N) her drink and her change, then levels Furuya with a smirk. "I sincerely fear for when you're going to live on your own. I thought Sawamura would need the babysitter..."
Furuya turns his head and doesn't respond. Sawamura laughs.
"I WILL BE WATCHING HIM- WAIT. MIYUKI KAZUYA, YOU KNOW A GIRL?"
(Y/n) gulps as the tall boys eyes settle down on her and she blushes, holding the back of neck, "My name is (Y/n). Nice to meet you."
Sawamura's glance turns into something more thoughtful as he elbows Miyuki, "HAHA...I didnt know you had a girlfriend...MIYUKI KAZUYA STOP BEATING ME AT EVERYTHING-"
(Y/n) zoned out as she found her (e/c) orbs following the tall boy simply shrug her off and walk inside the gamer cafe as if he didn't care about anything that was happening and that was mildly off putting, but (Y/n) had always had a thing for emo boys-
"Uhm, (Y/n), are you okay?" (Y/n) snaps out of her trance as she finds her (e/c) orbs look at the concerned expression on Miyuki's face and she almost feels her heart pulsate at a higher speed, as she blushed, pushing him away even though he was already standing away from her. This unfortunately, caused him to fall on his sad ass, as his pumpkin spiced latte fell on his shirt and Sawamura screeched so loudly, (Y/n) could already spot the waiters coming towards them with an angry expression.
(Y/n) tries to ignore how multiple people in the gamer room have stepped outside now, the pink haired boy even filming this on his Tiktok account and the tall handsome boy simply just eating a popcorn (when did that even get there?) as she steps away from them.
"Why the fuck did you do that?" (Y/n) looks at Miyuki's eyes, once again watering just like when she had suggested playing Fireboy and Watergirl, and she looks away, her heart clenching at the sight of Miyuki being drenched in pumpkin spiced latte, his beautiful Simpsons shirt ruined by brown shit stains. What is this feeling? She should be laughing.
"I'm so-"
The doors to the gamer cafe open, again, and another boy with pink hair, walking beside a boy with a green mullet, says, "Oh my."
Sawamura straightens his back. "BROTHER!"
The boy with the TikTok account waves. Furuya acts like the two new comers aren't even there.
"Kyahaha, Miyuki, the fuck are you on the floor for?" says the boy with the green mullet, laughing his ass off. Miyuki pushes himself off the floor and pulls his Simpsons shirt away from his chest, grimacing. He doesn't look at (Y/N), and (Y/N) feels guilt curling in her stomach.
"Shut up," Miyuki grumbles. "I've got to go dry this off or.. something."
Sawamura's eyes lighten. "I'VE GOT A SPARE SHIRT."
In the middle of the cafe, he pulls off his shirt... to reveal another shirt beneath.
One of the waiters who reaches them scowls. "That's it- we're going to have to ask you all to leave."
(Y/n) silently agrees with the waiter, probably because leaving and erasing her memories and deciding to never touch reddit again would be the best course of action, but the Tiktok boy almost screams like a banshee as he points at the waiter, "YOU DONT MEAN ME RIGHT? BECAUSE IF YOU DO THEN I SWEAR ILL-"
"Haruichi, please shut the fuck up," the boy with green hair utters as he points accusingly at the other pink haired dude who smiles unnervingly, "Dude, hes your fucking brother why arent you stopping him?"
Mr Pink hair smiles as he waves his hands, "I think its good to encourage masculinity from a young age, my meninism campaign is currently low on funding but Haruichi not only shows an exemplary behaviour but his gaming skills can also help me get it on with the gamer community."
"Can someone fucking play Korn in the speakers," someone yells and (Y/n) decides that shit was getting too weird, so she sprints at full speed, the cafe bells ringing and she pants, spotting a park nearby. This entire evening was a twisted nightmare. Not only had she met up with some ugly brunette and his weird fucking friends, she was almost roped into some meninism club.(Y/n) had a strong dislike for meninism, mostly because of her Tumblr Sherlock fan account. Thankfully, she hadnt met a gay person, or else she would full on fangirl.
"HEY MIYUKI KAZUYA, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING," (Y/n) hears that stupid boy screeching once more as she sees Miyuki sprint towards her at the speed of light and she immediately gets up and starts running again, before realising that it looked like some stupid love triangle where two boys were chasing after her heart. She stopped as she looks back at Miyuki, still wearing a Simpsons shirt with shit stains as she shakes her head.
"I thought you hated me," she mutters as Miyuki looks at her with a sad expression, only to be interrupted by that loud boy and the meninism dude jogging towards them.
"Don't mind me, I'm just here for the drama," the meninism dude utters as he watches gleefully at Miyukis shit shirt. Sawamura stays quiet, looking anxious.
Miyuki acts like his friends didn't follow him and focuses entirely on (Y/N) with a pained expression. "Why would I hate you? I thought you hated me."
(Y/N) bites her lip. Maybe she hadn't liked him, at first, but she didn't hate him. He was kinda sexy in an ugly way, and if his friends hadn't arrived, maybe his personality would make her love him even more.
Wait, love?
"I don't hate you," she says, finally. "You're PussyNinja69. How could I?"
Meninism laughs. Sawamura gapes and looks back and forth between them, looking startled. "SHE JUST SAID- SHE SAID-"
Miyuki smiles, and everyone ignores Sawamura's screeching. (Y/N) thinks she's getting rather good at that. "Good. Because I think I should confess-"
"MIYUKI KAZUYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU!"
(Y/N) gasps. Meninism looks like he's about to throw up, muttering something under his breathe about hating gays. (Y/N) can feel the inner fangirl in her rising, taking a step back. Miyuki's head drops, eyes looking down like he's a robot and he's just powered down.
Sawamura tries to keep going. "Miyuki Kazuya, I've been in love with you for a long time-"
"Don't, Sawamura," Miyuki says quietly.
"WE DATED SECRETLY FOR TWO MONTHS," Sawamura pleads, volume never wavering. "DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEEE."
Two whole months? (Y/n) internally cringed, she supported gay people in a weirdly fetishizing way which made the actual LGBT community despise bitches like her, but she actually didnt want to have had feelings for a gay man.
"We didnt date, Sawamura," Miyuki grunts as he folds his arms, "Bros can makeout with each other. Have you seen Mima and me every Tuesday?"
Sawamura looks down, his eyes watering slightly as he looks back up at Miyuki, "I thought we were special...but I guess I was just a bigger fool for trusting you."
Miyuki almost looks shocked, as he steps forward, "Sawamura that's not what I-"
"And yet, thats what you did," (Y/n) swivels her head to look at the tall boy, who looks at Miyuki coldly, and he sighs at Sawamura as he tugs on his hand, "Dont you have any self respect, Sawamura?"
Sawamura looks up at Furuya, his teary eyes almost awestruck as he wipes his eyes,punching Furuyas shoulder, and he yells, "SHUT UP FURUYA! I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT FROM YOU."
Furuya rolls his eyes, as Sawamura leans against him, and he pats Sawamuras head slowly.
"I'm sorry for making your sims homeless again," Sawamura mumbles.
"you WHAT-"
"OKAYYYYYY CAN THE GAYS LEAVE THIS AREA," (Y/n) wipes her tears as she looks at the meninism dude almost fuming as he points at Sawamura and Furuya, "OUR TEAM SHOULDNT ALLOW HOME OF SEXUALS. ALSO MIYUKI, IT IS GAY TO MAKEOUT WITH YOUR BUDDIES. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING."
Miyuki, who's eyes are weirdly bloodshot red and raging at Furuya, looks back at Ryosuke as he screams, "SHUT UP RYO YOURE LITERALLY DATING KURAMOCHI. YOU BOTH MAKEOUT THROUGH TEXT ON YOUR MYSPACE ACCOUNTS."
"EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Everyone pauses to look at (Y/n) kneeling down, her hands on her face as she just screams for a solid moment. The people in the park look weirdly at them, probably because they have had to endure the unfortunate moment of listening to whatever bullshit all these stupid teenagers were saying.
"Lets leave honey," a man utters to his wife, who puts back the VEGANISM IS LIFE poster back inside her bag.
There is only utter silence as all the teenagers awkwardly stare at each other. It goes on for a long, long moment. (Y/N) hates these stupid gay losers.
"I'm going home," (Y/N) says quietly. Miyuki's head snaps towards her.
"(Y/N), wait-"
"SHUT UP," she screeches. "YOU MAKE OUT WITH MEN. IT'S ONE OR THE OTHER."
Sawamura gasps. Rysouke claps.
"I think I'm in love," he says, and takes out a sheet of paper from somewhere. He scribbles something down and hands it to her with a wink. "Continue with your drama, though."
Miyuki looks like he's about to bitch cry again, but (Y/N) stands her ground. She got a lot of hate on her Sherlock fan Tumblr for saying Sherlock could not be in love with Irene AND John Watson because bi men didn't exist, but she wasn't going to stand down here.
Miyuki turns. "Fine. BI RIGHTS, BITCH."
Miyuki, Sawamura, and Furuya leave the park, leaving Ryosuke and (Y/N) behind. With a low whistle, Ryosuke turns to (Y/N) with a smile that makes her heart flutter.
Maybe meninism isn't so bad after all.
lol suck my ass - R