So, hi everyone! This is Scorpia, giving a shout out to all my... erm... subjects... I guess... Gosh, that feels so weird to say... Alright, so I thought I'd put together some sort of audio log to get all you guys up to speed on all the weird stuff that's been happening. It's been pretty hectic for me these past couple of days and there are a lot of big changes I plan on... well... the Horde plans on rolling out over the coming weeks. But before I get to all that, I guess I kinda have to explain how we all got into this mess in the first place... It's all really long and complicated, but I'm going to really try to keep it short and to the point while making sure any new people don't get lost. So... wish me luck... I guess... Alright, then! Here we go...

This is the story of She-Ra, which isn't really about She-Ra at all, but my best friend Catra, this adorable fuzzy little catgirl. You see, she and her old friend, Adora, both lived in the Fright Zone since they were kids. Now if a place called the 'Fright Zone' sounds like a crappy place to grow up in, that's because it is. It was this sprawling, technologically advanced and terribly polluted metropolis which housed the capital of the Horde, a fascist dictatorship that used child soldiers and killer robots to wage war against the rest of the planet, which is called Etheria. For those of you who don't know, Etheria is sort of this medieval fairy tale world with magical princesses and wizards and knights and castles and all that and it exists in this sort of pocket dimension of space called Despondos. So, for like... the longest time, people thought Etheria and the moons that orbited it was like... the entire universe. No stars or other planets or anything, just Etheria.

So anyways, Catra and Adora were both soldiers for the Horde training to fight the Princesses, which the Horde tells them are these monstrous creatures with unfathomable magical power that destroy everything they touch, so maybe a bit of an exaggeration there... They both were raised by Shadow Weaver, this creepy old magical sorceress who wears a mask and robes all the time and is like... super manipulative and abusive to both of them. She treats Adora like she's a gift from the gods because she's so good at being a soldier. And I mean, Adora really is the poster child it means to be a perfect Horde Soldier. Men want to be her and women name their self-care products after her. But, conversely, everyone else in the Horde not named Adora treats Catra like she's a box of expired kitty litter. Now, Adora eats up everything Shadow Weaver says about how great the Horde is and how terrible the princesses are because she literally doesn't know anything else. Catra, on the other hand, sees right through all her hogwash, but sticks around because she feels there's nowhere else for her to go and wants to help Adora take over the world and stay by her side... or take over herself with Adora at her side... I don't think it really mattered to her either way.

So where's She-Ra in all this? Well, it all starts when Adora completes her training and is made a Force Captain, which is a big deal in the Horde, and Shadow Weaver tells her she's being sent off to take out Draymore, which she says is this fortified Princess stronghold. Adora wants to celebrate with Catra, so the two of them steal a floating skiff to go joyriding in the Whispering Woods, which is every creepy forest from every fairy tale you've ever heard. They crash into a tree and Adora finds this magic sword in the middle of the woods. She-Ra's Sword of Protection! Ominous humming! But before she can grab it, Catra drags the two of them back home before they get caught out past curfew. By the time Adora sneaks back out to try to find the sword again, it's already been snatched by Glimmer, the princess commander from Brightmoon who can shoot sparkles out of her hands and magically teleport around, and Bow, who's just this ordinary guy with a bow and he's got a quiver full of these trick arrows he makes himself. Bow's this really sweet guy, or so I've heard. I didn't really get to know him all that well, but he seemed nice enough whenever we interacted. Glimmer is really annoying and unnecessarily belligerent at first, but she grows on you... at least until she becomes Queen, but I'm getting ahead of myself. So the two of them capture Adora and set her straight on the whole 'the Horde is actually this evil conquering empire' thing and all.

At first, Adora doesn't want to believe her entire life has been a lie, but then they take her to Draymore where, instead of this big military fortress she was supposed to besiege, it's actually just a simple village celebrating some sort of spring fertility festival or something. Adora has the time of her life, dancing, playing games, eating things that aren't ration bar shaped, and meeting a horse for the first time, when the Horde shows up with Catra leading the attack from a tank. You see Catra took Adora's promotion after she left and was sent out to get her back from the princesses. But Adora, deciding she's had enough of the Horde screwing with her brain, takes the magical sword to defend the village and becomes... drumroll please... She-Ra! She grows to like 7 feet tall and gets super strong and can shoot energy beams out of her sword and do all kinds of magic stuff. Catra and the rest of her squad can't do a thing against her and have to run away. Adora asks Catra to come with her, but Catra is too scared to leave the Horde, even after all the horrible things it's done to her.

That's where I come in. I'm Scorpia, I'm the big scorpion lady with big crushing claws and a tail, I'm also a Force Captain for the Horde and I like giving warm hugs to people. Catra and I became best friends almost instantly and so Shadow Weaver starts sending us both out on missions to get Adora back for the Horde. Catra was all for it, but Hordak didn't really see the point of wasting the Horde's resources over one AWOL soldier. Oh, I forgot to mention Hordak, didn't I? He's my boss, the main man in charge of the entire Horde on Etheria. He's this quiet, intimidating, cyborg bat-man who always had this weird flying baby version of him that hung around his throne room. I think it was called Imp or something, but the fact it was a baby Hordak wasn't even the scariest thing about it. Get this... the little creep could only talk by mimicking the voices of other people around it. So Hordak kept it around to spy on other people like a living recording device. Super creepy...

Anyways, Hordak got in charge by getting my family to give him our magical princess runestone, the Black Garnet. That's right! Snap! I'm a Princess, too! I just never got close enough to our runestone to get magical powers from it, because Hordak gave it away to Shadow Weaver for her to use. It's sort of this thing where you let one person borrow your favorite toy and he lets another person play with it and so on and so forth. It's a whole thing. But, you see, because I'm a Princess, I get a regular invitation to the Princess Prom, which is this big fancy get together for all the princesses in Etheria. Adora and her friends wanted to go because they needed to other princesses to help in their fight against the Horde and Catra wanted to go so we could kidnap her friends and force her to come back to the Fright Zone.

So we go to this party... not lookin' too shabby, if I do say so myself, and Princess Frosta, who's running the whole shebang and trying to keep her kingdom neutral throughout the whole conflict because the war took her parents, let's us stay and party as long as we don't mess things up too bad. Not gonna lie, I still feel really guilty about planting her cool ice palace full of explosives to cover our escape. So, anyways, we capture Glimmer and Bow and Hordak gives Glimmer's mom, Queen Angella, an ultimatum to surrender her forces or we'll kill her kid. Sounds kinda extreme, but hey, we were at war. Now, I never got to meet Angella in person, but I hear she was this real hardcase of a leader. But she always seemed more interested in protecting her family then actually commanding an army to fight a war, mostly because her husband, Micah, Glimmer's dad, died early on in the war and it sort of turned her into this overly cautious recluse of a ruler.

But Adora wasn't gonna surrender and she sure as heck wasn't about to let Glimmer and Bow die, so she teams up with the other Princesses to rescue them. There's Mermista, who can move water around and can turn into a mermaid. She acts like she's too cool to be a part of all this, but I think she's just self conscious about herself. She has this boyfriend named Seahawke who doesn't have any special powers, apart from... singing... and... has a boat, which he like to set on fire and smash into stuff. At least, he says he's her boyfriend. She doesn't like to acknowledge his existence, but, again, that might just be the whole self conscious cool girl act she's trying to pull off. There's Perfuma, who can control plants and has this big hippie outlook on life. She and the other Plumerians used to be real big pacifists, but she kinda went a little crazy after her first taste of combat and became... like... the princesses' chief bezerker buttkicker now. I think Glimmer was a little jealous Bow went with Perfuma to the prom instead of her. And finally there's Entrapta, who... well... I'll get back to her. But she's awesome... trust me on this.

Oh, there's also She-Ra's talking flying unicorn, Swiftwind, which she uplifted from a regular horse using her magical She-Ra powers, but you never hear about him. Mostly because no one really likes him. You see, after gaining the ability to speak and understand human language, he apparently read like... a bunch of books about class politics and now won't shut up about how awful it is for horses to be treated as second class citizens. Which... you know... fair... given his first hand experience on the matter, but it's like 'time and a place, buddy'. Anyways, he's willing to help out Adora and her friends against the Horde because right now they're the greater evil, but he's very open about the fact that he will personally lead an animal revolution against the princess hierarchy afterwards unless they learn to... I don't know, eat less meat or something...

Now, we probably should have seen this whole rescue attempt coming, so it kinda looks bad on us that they managed to sneak into our capital city, reprogram one of our security drones, and rescue the princess and her boytoy after giving Shadow Weaver a solid buttkicking for good measure. But it wasn't a total loss, Entrapta got caught by one of our security measures and everyone got to watch her burn in fiery explosion. Hits them really hard. So the Princesses all decided to break up the band and look after their own kingdoms. Real sad, real depressing. But not really... because Entrapta didn't die! No, she's like this super smart engineering genius with this crazy prehensile hair she can use like hands or legs or whatever she needs and she's just too damn cool to go down like a punk. But when the other princesses left her for dead, it didn't take much convincing on Catra's part to convince her to join Team Horde.

She and I became really good friends, she showed me all her cool stuff, I helped take care of her pet robot Emily. I think Catra found her to be a little annoying at times, but it was really hard to read her in those early days. I know Hordak was really impressed with her. She improved all our robot designs, upgraded our weapons, told us all about her research into First One's tech. Oh, that's something else I need to go over. So before long before the Horde was a thing on Etheria, there were the First Ones: colonists from another world who left behind ruins and artifacts full of mysterious advanced technology. They were the ones who made She-Ra's magic sword. And Entrapta's been working on understanding this stuff her whole life. Now, I know she looks kinda scrawny and all and hangs around mostly teenagers, but she's actually, like 30 or something... I hope I look that good when I get to her age. She probably does pilates or something. I mean, can you imagine the core strength needed to support your entire body from just your hair? Ridiculous...

Anyways, Hordak finds out about this and lets her take a look at the Black Garnet in order to... and I'm quoting Entrapta on this... 'Hack... the planet'... Totally... Awesome... But Shadow Weaver doesn't like us playing with her new toy, which is technically my old toy to begin with, but whatever, so she goes absolutely bezerk murder crazy on us, until Catra drops her like a microphone. She had to have found that therapeutic. So anyways... Entrapta manages to use the Black Garnet to freeze over the entire Whispering Woods, giving us a straight path to attack the main Princess Castle in Brightmoon. And it almost worked... until She-Ra and the other Princesses of Power decided finally team up against us. But hey, you can't win em all, and we got a lot further than anyone else did before. So, all in all, things could have gone worse.

Anyways, Entrapta keeps building cool stuff for us to use and we keep hanging out, so Hordak gets her to work on his big secret project: A portal device to bring him back in touch with his big brother, Horde Prime, who controls this big intergalactic alien empire. Say whaaat?! Turns out... Hordak is an alien! An alien clone cyborg bat-man! That's like... all the most cool things a person can be. But because his brother is the emperor of the entire universe and Hordak is the kind of person who... well... can't even beat a group of magic teenagers with a planetwide army, Horde Prime has been kind of a jerk to him his whole life, so Hordak has been taking out his frustrations on the rest of the world. You see that is the viscous cycle, right there. People actually do this. Like... Shadow Weaver hurts Catra for all her life which makes Catra want to hurt everyone else in return. Speaking of which, Hordak orders Catra to send Shadow Weaver to Beast Island, nasty place, for trying to kill us, but Catra doesn't want to go through with it before getting some kind of closure with her adoptive mom. So Catra stalls until Shadow Weaver finds her own way to escape, which screws over Catra... big time...

So, Hordak finds out and gives Catra one chance to come clean about it. But because Catra is Catra and Catra makes bad decisions, things don't go well and Hordak sends her off on a suicide mission into the Crimson Wastes to find more First One's tech for him. I heard his original plan was to just get her to take Shadow Weaver's place on Beast Island, but Entrapta talked him out of it. Because Entrapta is nice like that. So anyways, Catra is sent to the Crimson Wastes, where no Horde soldier has ever returned, and I decide to come along for moral support. But, plot twist, the reason no Horde soldier has ever returned is because they didn't *want* to go back the Fright Zone. Turns out the Crimson Wastes are entirely populated by all the worst people in Etheria and so Catra made it her mission to be the worst of them all.

So we get into a bar fight, recruited a couple thieves and then we managed to get ourselves surrounded by this whole pack of gangsters led by this guy with a whip called Tung Lashor. Yeah, Catra thought the name was stupid, too. Anyways, Catra challenges this guy to a duel for control of the gang. She wins, taking his gang and his whip. How could she not with the moral support of her bestest friend ever? And just like that, we've basically got the run of the whole place. It isn't long before we find out Adora is after the same piece of First One's tech we are and manage to track them both down, because we're awesome. And with the whole Crimson Wastes on our side, we manage to take down the great and powerful She-Ra without even breaking a sweat. Which is great because, as it turns out, we needed She-Ra's sword in order to fix Hordak's Portal Machine. I mean, I would have been happy just stay where we were and help Catra rule the Wasteland with an Iron Fist... But Adora told Catra that Shadow Weaver went to the Princess Alliance after escaping the Fright Zone, so that brought up a whole bunch of negative feelings.

While we were doing our thing, Entrapta and Hordak were still working together on that big project of their's and apparently they really started to hit it off. I guess even Hordak could see how awesome Entrapta was and Entrapta thought it was really cool to be working with a real live alien she could study. I mean, maybe they weren't *into* into each other, but I could see some sparks flying between them, literally. I guess that's what makes this next part really hard to talk about... You see, Catra and I come back with Adora's magic sword and all and we tell Hordak about how to make his big machine work, but Adora is warning us all about how if we open a portal from Etheria, the entire planet will be destroyed. Catra thinks Adora is just saying whatever it takes to stop us from summoning Hordak's brother's army to take over Etheria, but Entrapta shows me her simulations and agrees that now probably wouldn't be the best time to turn on the portal device. That's when Catra went way too far, in my opinion...

When Entrapta's back is turned, Catra strikes her in the back with an electric prod and knocks her out. Before I even know what's happening, Catra's ordering me to put Entrapta in a rocket on a one way trip to Beast Island, threatening to put me in there too, if I didn't do what she says. That alone was bad enough, but then the princesses came back, with Shadow Weaver this time, to rescue Adora. It really makes you wonder who the real bad guys are when the absolute worst woman in Etheria joins the quote-unquote 'good guys'. But even *that* wasn't the worst of it. When Hordak asks Catra where Entrapta is, she lies and tells him she betrayed us all to the princesses. Tears his heart out right there and stomps on it. And with everyone in Etheria telling her no, Catra pulls the switch and activates the portal device and nearly destroys all of reality. Bad... Friend...

I kinda get fuzzy about what happened after that... I think Etheria got turned into some kind of paradise where everyone got their deepest wish granted and everything was back to normal. Adora was back working for the Horde with Catra, I didn't like working with her but I think we started warming up to each other before things literally began falling apart. Then everything turned to white and I woke up wondering what the heck was going on. All that stuff was like... just this weird dream, except it *actually* happened to everyone. Like... we all remember everything that happened in that world as it was slowly being destroyed. I don't even remember how we all got out of there. I think I heard someone say Queen Angella sacrificed herself for all our sins or something, because no one saw her again after that.

Anyways... In the real world, the portal turned on for like... a second, letting Hordak's big brother know we were here and all of us went straight into panic mode. Hordak wanted to get revenge on Entrapta for breaking his heart, which she never actually did. Catra wanted to get rid of the princesses and take over Etheria before the rest of Hordak's family showed up to steal all her glory. And I was waiting for Catra to go get Entrapta back from Beast Island, so we could all make up and be friends again. Catra... wasn't very keen on that idea...

So while I'm trying to convince her not to leave Entrapta for dead like the princesses did, we go back out to the Crimson Wastes to bring back the rest of the First One's tech we found there. There we find this new person who wants to join our team: Double Trouble. Now, at first I thought they were a clone Hordak made of me, because I signed a lot of consent forms and you never know what it is exactly that Hordak is working on. But it turns out DT is some sort of chameleon person, able to turn into anyone they interact with. And they wanted to sell their services to the Horde as a spy. Oh, yeah, Double Trouble is a they, not a he or a she, just a they. Just something to keep track of. Anyways, Catra tests them out by making them pretend to be her while fighting She-Ra. I think Catra was kinda getting into them, like *into* into them, but Double Trouble never really reciprocated any interest more than as a professional business... lizard... Anyways... after completely fooling She-Ra, Double Trouble is hired by Catra to ingratiate themselves into the Princess Alliance as this cute little butterfly princess, Flutterina. Who I think isn't just a disguise, but an actual real person that exists. I'm still a little fuzzy on that... I think I saw them both at the Princess Prom now that I think about it...

Now, while Catra is dealing with all of this, Hordak is trying to work in his lab trying to improve all of the Horde's gear, taking over from where Entrapta left off. The man is just completely broken at this point, not even his creepy pet baby bat thing is able to console him. Catra orders me to get Entrapta's notes for him and like, I am looking everywhere through all her old stuff to find it. Finally, it turns out Entrapta stored everything inside her pet robot, Emily, and I can barely take it at this point when Catra orders me to dismantle the droid. I tell Catra I accidentally destroyed the notes trying to get them out of her, and I give her just one last chance to tell me she's going to get Entrapta back, but Catra just tears into me. I tried so hard to be a good friend for her, but she never gave me any respect in return. So I finally quit, I quit Catra, I quit Hordak, I quit the whole dang Horde. I took Emily with me too. What? You didn't think I would actually break Entrapta's favorite robot, did you? I hid her away so no one could find her and left to get help for Entrapta, because I didn't know what else to do.

Meanwhile, things really aren't going well for the Princess Alliance. With Angella gone, Glimmer is now the Queen of Brightmoon and she is just... not ready to be in command. She's on edge all the time, taking everything as a personal attack on her, and things grow really tense between her and Adora because I think she secretly blames her for letting her mom die. The fact that Shadow Weaver has started taking over as her magic teacher hasn't helped matters, which is kind of weird because I thought she had like this aunt who was also a powerful sorceress or something. I mean, how bad is it when you so-called best friend trusts your abusive step-mom over her own family? But not for nothing, Double Trouble is really good at their job. They are just a total messy drama queen who thrives on chaos, so getting the princesses to get on one another's nerves was just an absolute joy for them. I'm sure Catra really enjoyed getting to listen in on all their background drama, too.

But if the Horde wasn't going to help Entrapta, then I was going to ask the Princesses for help. I sort of expected them to attack me right away, especially after everything that happened between us. But after they sat me down and I got to explain everything that happened... Sniff... I'm sorry... It's just seeing what they were really like was such a huge shock to the system... The Horde told me the Princesses were monsters, but all of them were all just super nice to me. Frosta told me how much she liked my claws, Perfuma brought me food and Glimmer... well... that's where things get complicated.

You see, Adora has this weird computer lady friend called Light Hope, which she met after grabbing the sword for the first time. Apparently, she's some kind of First One's artificial intelligence designed to help She-Ra become... well.. She-Ra. Now, Adora says she's mostly robotic and emotionless all the time, but once in a while there's this little friendly personality in there that peeks through the cracks. But it turns out the whole purpose of She-Ra, according to the First Ones, is to bring all the runestone princesses together so that they can activate something called the Heart of Etheria, which is apparently some great source of power that enhances the magical abilities of all the princesses. Now Glimmer thinks this is great news for the Princess Alliance, since Hordak just destroyed Mermista's kingdom of Salineas with this cool arm mounted laser cannon he built out of First One's tech and Entrapta's old stuff. But Adora doesn't trust Light Hope because her whole deal is to say stuff that is technically correct, but not at all useful, like that kind of evil mischievous genie who gives you exactly what you ask for, but not what you really want.

So after I tell them all about needing to save Entrapta, Glimmer directly orders Adora and Bow not to go save her because she wants to put all her eggs in the Heart of Etheria basket. Yeah, simply ordering people around because you're Queen didn't work when Queen Angella was in charge either, so Adora and Bow immediately sneak out of Brightmoon to go save our friend from the terrible Beasts of Beast Island. Except the whole 'Beast' part of Beast Island doesn't refer to the local wildlife, which is awful. It turns out the Island itself is some kind of First One's garbage disposal that slowly absorbs and devours everything that lives on it. And if you spend too much time there, there's this high pitched whine slowly drives you insane and make you just want to lay down and die. How could anyone survive living there? Well, apparently, King Micah could. That's right, Glimmer's dad is still alive and had been living on that island for almost her entire life. So now he's this crazy hermit wizard guy who hasn't had a shower in over a decade. But if a Wizard King could manage to survive there, then Entrapta is able to *thrive* there. She built this cool giant mecha suit out of all the old leftover First One's junk and save them all from these vicious... tiny... monkey things...

So while all this is happening, Glimmer and Shadow Weaver take me back to the Fright Zone to take back to Black Garnet and awaken my magical princess powers. It's completely empty because every single trooper in the Horde is marching up to the other kingdoms to destroy the Princess Alliance once and for all. That is apart from Lonnie, Kyle and Rogelio. Oh, didn't I mention these guys? They used to be part of Adora's old squad back when she worked for the Horde. Lonnie is the big tough girl with dreadlocks, Kyle is the skinny, clumsy boy who looks like a moisture farmer, and Rogelio is the strong but silent lizard monster. Well, he's not exactly silent, but he doesn't talk that much because no one understands what his growls and snarls mean. But anyways, Catra had been running them all ragged since I left, so when I told them I quit, they all quit too, so I don't know what they're up to right now.

Where was I? Oh, yes. So, me, Glimmer and Shadow Weaver are breaking into the Black Garnet chamber, when Hordak finally finds out about what really happened to Entrapta from Double Trouble. He does not take it well... He uses his big destructive arm cannon to tear up the whole place chasing trying to kill Catra and brings the whole complex crashing down on them. Meanwhile, I get my superpowers and it turns out I can... shoot lightning out of my claws and tail... I mean... I guess that's kinda cool and all... but, to tell you the truth, it's a bit of a let down compared to all the other princesses superpowers... But that's not the important bit, with Catra and Hordak distracted by their mutual betrayal, the princesses were able to use the Heart of Etheria to supercharge their abilities and completely wipe out the Horde's armies. And it was all thanks to Double Trouble. Yes, turns out while they were in Brightmoon, Glimmer managed to flip them with the promise of more gold than Catra was paying and amnesty for their crimes against the princess alliance after we won. But it wasn't all about the money... After Catra stopped Hordak from killing her by tearing out the power source of his cybernetics, Double Trouble made a point of sitting Catra down and explaining to her piece by piece all the ways she's been an awful person to everyone around her. I don't think they meant it to be mean or to kick her when she's down. I think they honestly thought that's what she actually needed to hear to start becoming a better person. So, Glimmer shows up afterwards and Catra is ready to just give up and die, but Glimmer doesn't want to kill her. I'd like to think that was because I asked her nicely.

So, the Princesses win, the Horde loses and we all go home. Happy ending, right? Wrong! Turns out Adora was right to mistrust Light Hope all along, because the whole point of the Heart of Etheria project was to use the runestone princesses magical powers to turn Etheria into a planet destroying weapon against the First Ones' enemies, like some kind of... Laser... Moon... or something... So, anyways Light Hope creates a portal that sends the entire planet out of our little pocket dimension into the greater universe and takes over Adora's body to make her fire the planet at some far off civilization she's never seen or heard of. But because Adora is a good person and a stone cold hero, she forces control back for herself and breaks the magic sword, killing Light Hope and saving Etheria.

But it's still not over! Because Light Hope brought us out of the pocket dimension and because Catra activated the portal device to signal Horde Prime, the entire Horde fleet has shown up with millions of Hordak's clone brothers. Hordak and Glimmer get abducted and it looks like the Horde wins after all. Except Hordak's Horde isn't the real Horde and Big Brother is really pissed at Hordak's version for being a pale imitation of his own. So he takes over Hordak's body and sends him off for 'Reconditioning' which sounds like the most sinister thing ever. So lucky break for Glimmer and Etheria right? Well, not really. You see, Horde Prime sees Hordak's whole attempted takeover of Etheria as this big humiliating embarrassment for him, so he wants to get rid of all the evidence and silence all the witnesses, which means killing Glimmer and destroying all of Etheria. But before the Horde can incinerate the whole planet with their fleet of battleships, Catra has managed sneak into Horde Prime's throne room and convinces him to spare it, because the Heart of Etheria is the most powerful thing the Horde has ever seen and Horde Prime needs all the princesses alive, and the planet unburnt, if he wants to be able to use it. So with some quick thinking, a little charm and a whole lot of luck, Catra... my wildcat... managed to save the entire world. Save it for what, I don't know, and she's probably going to have to do a lot more to make up for all the bad she let happen. But it's a start at least.

So that's it! So what this mean for all of us? I can't really say. Horde Prime seems like a more reasonable dictator than Hordak, but that's not really saying much. He's probably gonna turn out to be one of those egotistical man babies who think they're god or something that start beheading people in public who don't laugh hard enough at his jokes or whatever... But here's what I *can* tell you. Without the Sword, Adora is just Adora now, so it looks like there's not going to be a She-Ra anymore, unless it turns out she has some kind of special secret powers that were a part of her all along, but I don't think that's likely. I'm hoping to hear back from Lonnie and Kyle and the gang, see if they're doing okay and I kinda hope Glimmer gets to see her dad again. She really needs someone to take care of her, or at the very least give her a kick in the pants for her bad behavior. And... I've got to admit it, I'm really worried Entrapta will never get to see Hordak again. It's a shame because I was really pulling for those two, they just seemed to really click together. But for now, I'll just say that right now I'm as out of the loop as all of you guys and will post more info when I get anything. So for now... this is Princess Scorpia of Horror Hall saying, 'We must be strong!' ...that's terrible... um... 'Stay Frosted!' ...nope... 'See you on the flipside!' ...Sorry, I am really bad at this... um... just... 'Goodbye!'

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