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Omake 1
Millionaire
That Evening
Yeah, that's enough programming for now… What do I do… OH! THAT'S RIGHT! B.I.T.C.O.I.N.S!
Hachiman quickly downloaded Copay from play store and waited for it to install.
Meanwhile
"Hmm… I wonder if Onii-chan is back to normal again," Komachi muttered to herself absentmindedly while stroking Kamakura's fur.
Back to Hachiman
Hachiman opened up the app as soon as it installed and swiftly tried to log in at once to check his balance. He wondered how much it'd be after almost three to four years later.
Okay, username. I think it was… 8ightGod. Nope, how about… L0N3R_8MAN. Not that one either, huh? Hmm… OH! H4CH1M4N-888! Yes, now I remember… I was never good at names, was I? Ah, whatever. Ok, password… Uh… Fuck, I'm probably going to puke while typing this… Kaori-chan3.
It turned out that Hachiman thought correctly and did puke a little before rushing to the bathroom and promptly emptying his breakfast into the toilet bowl. Goddamn… he thought as he walked back to his bed. Thankfully, the password was wrong.
How about… 'N0RM13#H8R'. Wrong, huh? Ah, hell. I give up.
Hachiman moved his cursor and clicked on the 'Forgot my password' link and waited for the reset link to appear in his email.
A few moments later
Hachiman clicked the link as waited as another webpage opened. A window appeared to enter a new password.
'saika' huehuehue
Password must contain a capital letter.
Aii, how about 'Saika'
And five numbers.
'Saika12345'
A question marks.
What the- Fine. 'Saika?12345'
The smile emoji.
Bruh… 'Saika?12345:)'
A dick.
…
I'm waiting.
No.
You want your money or nah?
*Breathing intensifies* Motherf- 'Saika?12345:)8===D' Any more conditions, and somebudy gunna getta hurt real bad.
Password can't be the same as the previous one.
I don't know who you are. I will look for you. I will find you… and I will kill you.
Two hours, five Red Bulls, and many ad pop-ups later
With a few broken accessories and a great many eye twitches, Hachiman finally had finished resetting his password.
Ok, now let's check my balance. I bought about $200USD worth of B.I.T.C.O.I.N.S back then. I BETTER HAVE AT LEAST TWICE THAT NOW!
Back when Hachiman had bought the B.I.T.C.O.I.N.S, the value had been around $2.00USD. Now, the value was well over $10,000USD.
Let's see… Oh, I have 105 B.I.T.C.O.I.N.S. What's the value?
Hachiman googled the value.
$11,000USD. Wait, did I read that right?
"OH, SHIT I'M A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE YAASSSSS! MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!" Hachiman screamed out. He was ecstatic! No, wait that's an understatement. Hachiman was probably the happiest 16-year-old in Japan. Though sometimes, being too happy is not good.
Why? He immediately shut down his laptop and shoved his face in his pillow and went to sleep. But… In doing so, he committed an act which has even brought mighty men to their knees.
Hachiman...
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FORGOT TO DELETE HIS BROWSER HISTORY!
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