This Omake is dedicated to BorderLand who gave me a great idea for a reaction chapter. I was actually laughing out loud in the bus while writing this.

Blackhat - Omake 2

"What… just happened?" asked Shizuka more to herself than anyone else.

"Hikigaya-kun… kissed… Nee-san," Yukino murmured out, trying to make herself believe that it was just an illusion.

A loud smack broke both raven-haired women out of their musings and directed their attention to the last female in the room.

Yui was standing with her right arm extended to her left side and her head turned to the left and her right cheek looked like it was sizzling. She looked forwards again with eyes glazed over and smacked herself on her other cheek with her left hand. This time her left cheek sizzled. Understanding that pain wasn't the way to go, Yui put both her hands together and yelled out, "KAI!" trying to release the genjutsu.

Before she could do anything else, Shizuka held Yui by the shoulders and shook her hard. "Snap out of it, Yuigahama!" Shizuka shouted at Yui.

"Mother****er," said Yui spacily. "H-Hikki…" she looked down with wide eyes. "Hikki kissed someone?"

"Yes, Yuigahama-san," Yukino started to explain, "It seems Hikigaya-kun has really just made… out… with my… sister." As the sentence progressed, Yukino's demeanor just got more and more depressed until finally, she looked down, trying her hardest to stop her lower lip from quivering.

"She even went to his home…" Yui said, only making things worse.

"Yeah," Yukino reciprocated.

"She's his girlfriend now," Yui finally hit rock bottom.

"No!" Yukino shouted, damn near scaring the hell out of the other two women in the room. "Nee-san has dated guys before, but she is never serious. This is probably just another one of her short trials," she said reassuring herself more than the others.

A moment of contemplative silence passed, before Shizuka finally said, "Fuck that, he brought her home on the first day, I need to see this shit!" She quickly left the room to get her car keys.

"Wait, we're coming too!" came two shouts simultaneously from behind her.

…

That's how, a few minutes later, the three ladies found themselves in Shizuka's car, spying on the couple from afar.

"Wait, look! She's pulling over!" said Yukino – who was riding shotgun because Yui can't spy for shit – pointing to the car pulling over to the parking lot. Shizuka also pulled over into the plaza next to them and fished out a pair of binoculars from her glove box.

"Sensei, why do you have binoculars in your car?" asked Yukino with a raised eyebrow.

"Uh… sightseeing?"

"In Chiba?"

"The… sunsets are awesome," Shizuka replied getting more and more defensive by the second.

"Riiiiiight," Yukino said with narrowed eyes.

"Look!" came Yui's voice. "It looks like they're talking about something important!" The two others dropped the subject of the binoculars and turned their attention towards matte black BMW i8 in the other plaza's parking lot. "That's a nice car," Yui said absently.

"Yeah, it was a present from the Chief of Police. Apparently, Nee-san saved his son's life once," Yukino replied casually.

"They're just talking that's it…" Shizuka said trying unsuccessfully to read their lips. The tint made it impossible though. "Oh wait!" she exclaimed, "They're leaving again."

Quickly Shizuka also started up her Aston Martin and followed them at a considerable distance. Finally, after a short drive, they arrived in Hachiman's neighborhood. Shizuka parked her car and again, watched from a distance as Haruno followed Hachiman into the house.

"Why are they knives flying out the doorway?" Shizuka muttered inquisitively before deciding to shelve the issue for later. "Well," she said, turning towards the two girls with her, "I guess that's about as far as we can go without being labeled as stalkers.

Yui and Yukino both sweat-dropped at their sensei. "Ne, sensei," Yui spoke sheepishly, "I think this is already called stalking."

"…" An uncomfortable silence stretched.

"Why don't we just ask Hikigaya-kun what happened, tomorrow morning? I'm certain he will not hide any facts from his friends," Yukino said comfortingly.

"Didn't you reject his request of being a friend… twice?" Yui asked.

"I'm certain he will not hide any facts from his clubmates," Yukino corrected herself.

"Wasn't it sensei who forced him into this club?" Yui asked again.

"I'm certain he will not hide any facts from his acquaintances," Yukino said as she slowly developed a tick mark on her forehead.

"How much time did we even spend with each other?" Yui asked once more.

"Goddammit, Yui! Shut the hell up! I'll make him puke it out of his guts tomorrow!" Yukino shouted as the ethereal form of the Shinigami formed behind her.

Yui and Shizuka inched away from the demoness as they tried their best to not shit their pants.

"It's always the calm and quiet ones that snap first," Shizuka said, fearing for her life. Thankfully, at the last moment, Yukino had controlled herself and Shizuka dropped both the young ladies off at their homes.

…

The next morning Yui and Yukino were on their way to school when surprisingly, they saw the same car parked nearby.

"Yukinon, look!" Yui said hastily, pointing to the car. "It's your sister's car."

"You're right… but what is she doing here?" They quickly his themselves and peeked from behind a corner. They looked inside from the back window and spotted nothing weird except the fact that Hachiman was inside.

"What are we looking at?" whispered a voice from behind them and both girls jumped a foot in the air. Yui looked back and saw Tobe waving at them.

"Tobe-kun, don't sneak up on us like that!" Yui chastised quickly and then turned back to the car as to not miss anything. "Hikki is in that car!" she said, answering Tobe.

"Oh…" he said as he also joined them. As they looked on, they saw Hachiman leaning over and – what looked like to them – kissing someone.

Yui and Yukino gasped while Tobe gaped at what he had just seen. "Who…" he whispered out to himself, thinking, who would want Hikitani-kun as a boyfriend?

"Nee-san…" Yukino also absentmindedly murmured, making Tobe's eyes go wide. Yukinoshita-san's sister!? Hayama has to know about this!

Well, that's all! Looks like we have some stalkers! Stay tuned for more!