Hi everyone.
I had to write this story because the idea kept roaming in my head.
I am taking a break for another week from my other story (the heroic mime) to do some brainstorming.
This should be a one shot or very few chapters but if the response is good I might continue it.
Anyways, enjoy.
Bakugou household, Musutafu.
A six year old Bakugou Katsuki was running around the house, he moved with the grace of a rhino inside a pottery shop, pictures, pots and ornaments were being knocked over by the blonde kid and his All Might action figure, a green haired boy was following the kid closely, expertly stopping everything the kid knocked over from falling to the ground.
One may ask what was the older boy doing there, as he was twelve years old and he may have had other things to do, and the answer is babysitting.
The older members of the Bakugou household were rarely at home during the day and sometimes they were away even the night; the mother, Bakugou Mitsuki, was an ex-model who started her own clothing brand and the sales were quite impressive for a newly founded brand, that, however, implied a huge workload that gave her long working days and even nights when she had to prepare an exposition, the father, Bakugou Masaru, was part of the management team of the biggest mall in the city, that too implied a lot of work.
The kid needed a babysitter and his parents didn't want a stranger to take care of the kid so they asked a long time friend of Mitsuki if her son was willing to do so.
Said woman, named Midoriya Inko, was a single mother raising a twelve year old boy who was going to go to highschool in a couple years and then he had to go to university, howere the green haired family wasn't in perfect economical conditions as Inko had to work multiple part-time jobs to provide enough money to pay the rent and every living expense, so, when her friend called offering a job for her son, said job gave quite the good pay, she immediatley decided to talk to her son.
Inko was not going to push her son into making a decision, sure, the extra money would help greatly the fund she was slowly building to send him to university, but she didn't want him to be pressured in it, if he didn't want to accept Mitsuki's offer she wouldn't have tried to persuade him and she would've continued to work, even harder, to grant him proper education.
"Izuku?"
"Yes mom?"
"An old friend of mine called and she needs a babysitter for her son. Would you like to take her offer?"
"Mom, I will, I don't like how you're overworking yourself and if this can help I will take her offer, gladly."
"You're sooo sweeet." said Inko while she ran to her son, hugging him in the midst of her tears.
The day after the call Izuku went to the Bakugou household, which was, to his delight, just a few blocks away .
He got to the entrance of the house and he rang the doorbell, while he was waiting for someone to let him in he looked at the house, it was so big! They even had a garden!
"bzzzz Yes? bzzz" he heard from the intercom
"Izuku Midoriya I came here for…" he was interrupted by the same voice, this time it came from the door of the house, opened with a tall blonde woman standing just outside the house
"Come in dear! I'm so glad you accepted my offer! Inko told me you're such a sweet child" Izuku blushed "if only my son could take from you, osmosis, yes if he could absorb some sweetness by osmosi…"
Izuku followed the woman in the house, the first room they got in was the living room, and that alone was bigger than his entire house, he gawked at all the things that were inside that room, like the new tv and the massaging armchair and everything inside that house looked new and expensive.
"Izuku dear?" said Mitsuki waving a hand in front of his face to bring him back to reality
"Y-yes?"
"Follow me into the kitchen, Masaru and Katsuki are waiting for you." and he followed her.
Inside the kitchen Izuku saw a middle aged man with brown spiky hair and glasses and a kid that had the same ash blonde hair as Mitsuki with the same style as the man.
"This is my husband, Masaru" said Mitsuki pointing at the man "and this is my son Katsuki." she said, pointing at the kid "This is Izuku Midoriya, Inko's son, and he's going to be your babysitter Katsuki."
Izuku couldn't contain himself, he jumped towards the kid and he hugged him "He's so cute, you didn't tell me he was so adorable."
"Izuku dear, I think you are the first person apart from me and Masaru to tell him that." Mitsuki sweatdropped, she didn't dislike the fact that her son was being treated like the six year old he was, and he did seem to enjoy being hugged "Yes, he's going to become sweeter, my plan will work. How could I not expect someone so sweet being Inko's son." thought Mitsuki "Ok then, the both of you are okay with each other so I'm going to go to work, see you this evening!" she said.
"Bye mom/dear/ms Bakugou."
"Bye everyone, and Izuku, call me Mitsuki."
With the woman gone it was Masaru's turn to instruct Izuku, the man was the one that took care of the house so he wanted to explain where everything was.
"Izuku follow me, I'm going to show you the house, don't worry about remembering where everything is, you will learn with time."
Izuku followed the man upstairs, he was still impressed by the dimension of the house and when they returned to the kitchen at the end of the tour he was impressed even more.
"Last thing, if you want to order food I can leave some money, otherwise you can use everything inside the kitchen."
"Don't worry, I know how to cook pretty well."
"Ok then, I have to go to work, see you this evening."
"Bye dad/Masaru."
When Masaru left the house Izuku turned towards Katsuki "so, what do you want to play?"
"Heroes and villains, but first, what is your quirk? Mine is explosion and I'm going to be a hero!"
"My quirk is localized vibration, I can make a certain part of my body vibrate, it's not useful to be a hero so I'm going to be the nearest thing to it."
"A policeman?"
"No, I'm going to be a teacher. And now run away oh mighty hero because this evil villain is going to tickle you until you surrender!" Katsuki ran away laughing.
Six years later.
Katsuki was now twelve, he had started middle school that year and Izuku had become more of a study coach than a babysitter, the fact that the teen wanted to become a teacher surely helped his decision to help the blonde with his studies.
In the six years Izuku worked for the Bakugous he became slowly a family member, he was no longer a stuttering mess with them and it felt like he had become a bit more outspoken even with stranger, could it be for his contact with Katsuki's cockiness?
On the other hand, Katsuki had become a little milder, he didn't randomly scream at people like before and his insults had become more inventive and not just an association of swear words.
That evening, however, was going to be the last one Izuku would stay there as a babysitter as he was going to university the following day.
"Izuku dear make sure to call us sometime. I swear, this house will become a lot darker without you smile."
"Don't worry Mitsuki, your smile is warm enough."
"Haven't you become a seductor… just don't let anyone hear about your quirk before it's the right time."
"I know, I know." Izuku's phone rang.
"That's my cue to leave, bye everyone."
"Bye Izuku. See you soon." said the whole Bakugou family.
A few uneventful months passed and neither Inko nor the Bakugous could guess what storm was going to fall on them.
It all started with Izuku calling Mitsuki.
"Mitsuki, I have a problem." he said, she was quite worried.
"What is it, did you impregnate anyone?"
"No, I didn't hopefully. Anyways, I might have gotten myself a girlfriend two months ago and she wants me to meet her family, and mom wants to meet her."
"What's the problem then? I didn't hear well enough a thing you said but that's not important. ho can I help you?"
"How do I make myself presentable? I don't have a good sense of fashion and I don't want to even think about Fuyumi's." Mitsuki smirked, she was going to enjoy dressing the boy, who was now a man.
"Don't worry, I will dress the both of you up to the best of my abilities. Come to my studio next week and bring her too. Futuki right?"
"It's Fuyumi. Thank you very much, I don't know how to repay you…" he was starting to mutter when Mitsuki cut him off "Don't worry, you repaid me by knocking some sense into that ungrateful son of mine. See you next week!"
"Bye Mitsuki."
The week passed and Izuku went with his girlfriend to the studio, Fuyumi was stocked when she understood which studio they were going to.
"It's the third most popular brand in Japan!" she squealed as they were entering.
"Don't worry, it's not going to be just third for long!" said a voice behind her.
"Mitsuki!" "Izuku!" screamed the two, running towards each other, crashing into a hug.
"Dear you've become more muscular since the last time I saw you."
"Well, I needed to for my part time job."
"Is it related to your quirk?"
"Yes, it is."
"I can't wait for the moment Katsuki discovers that field of entertainment and then finds you, go climb the ranking Izuku!"
Fuyumi was confused,sure, she knew about her boyfriends part time job, but she wasn't prepared to one of Japan's top designers encouraging his career.
"Follow me into my office, I will give you some outfits to try and the ponchos for when you meet Inko."
"Why the ponchos though?" asked a quite confused Fuyumi, Izuku and Mitsuki gave her a look that could only be interpreted as "You will understand soon enough."
Another week passed and it was time for the couple to meet the green haired woman.
Inko was putting the cutlery on the table when someone knocked the door.
"Mom, I'm here!"
Inko promised to herself she wasn't going to cry, she moved towards the door and she heard Izuku saying "Fuyumi, pu the poncho on." , her son knew her so well.
Inko opened the door, when she saw her son with a girl beside him she couldn't contain herself "Waaaaaah, my son has brought a woman home, waaaaah, I'm so proud of youuu, she's so pretty waaah." Izuku blushed while he tried to stop his mother's tears, he didn't want to flood the apartment once again.
"Seriously Izuku, you blush when they compliment you even though your line of work is…"
"I know, I know. Let's get inside, I'll finish the cooking while you two get acquainted with each other."
"But Izuku… I should be the one who does the cooking. I'm such a bad mother." and she started crying again.
"Mom, you're the best mother I could think of. don't worry."
And so the evening went on, a few burst of tears and a few embarrassing pictures of Izuku when he was a kid were the most interesting events of the night, Izuku could guess his mother liked Fuyumi and he was happy about it, now came the real challenge, he was going to meet her family in three days at teatime.
The fateful day came, Izuku and Fuyumi were standing in front of the huge classic Japanese manor "Remember, if my father gives signs of exploding we make a run for it." "Yes, I know. Do I have permission to piss him off when I feel it is needed?"
"Yes, just give me a warning."
"I will tap three times on the table or whatever I have near before pissing him off."
"Nice, let's now go inside."
The house was gigantic, between the gate and the door there were at least fifteen metres on each side of the rectangular traditional japanese mansion; the house itself was developped around a central courtyard, Izuku didn't dare to imagine how much that would cost to build and maintain.
The couple got to the door and they were greeted by a tall white haired teen that must have been just a couple of years younger than them
"Hi there, Natsuo Todoroki, it's a pleasure to meet you."
"Izuku Midoriya, I feel the same."
"Nice! I knew you would like each other, now comes the real challenge…"
Natsuo's face darkened, he knew what was going to happen but he tried to remain positive "Maybe my father will like him, he just has to have a good quirk… didn't Fuyumi tell me what it was? Ah, yes, I remember, we're screwed." and Izuku's emotions were similar to Natsuo's, he was just a lot more anxious, well, anxious would be an understatement, he could feel his legs trembling, they hadn't trembled like that since the time his part time job lasted ten hours and he had overused his quirk.
The trio walked to the end of the corridor that overlooked the inner courtyard, the small garden in there was so beautiful he almost felt calm, Fuyumi noticed and she commented about her boyfriend's calmness "Do you like the plants? I feel like you can understand when one of your kind is living well."
"Hey! You know I associate with vegetables and not with trees." Natsuo sweatdropped, they were royally screwed, he only hoped the green haired man wouldn't do anything to piss his father off.
At the end of the corridor was a sliding paper door, Natsuo opened it and they saw the dining room inside, a traditional table was in it, small cushions on the side for the eaters to kneel on and at the end of the table opposite to them sat a man, he was tall, really tall, he was really buff and he emitted a domineering aura. Izuku nearly shat himself.
"Good evening mr Todoroki, it's an honour for me to be here." said the green haired man, luckily he had quite the poker face thanks to his job.
"At least he is polite, very well. Young man, I do appreciate formal clothes, but I told Fuyumi you could come in your hero costume."
"Sir, I'm not a hero."
"What? Fuyumi is he telling the truth?"
"Yes father."
"Hmpf; sit, I don't want to destroy the room before we can eat." said Todoroki Enji with a scoff, he was not pleased with the man his daughter brought into his house.
Natsuo and Fuyumi were sweating cold, they hoped their father wouldn't continue being like that, at least for the first meeting.
When they sat down Izuku noticed a young boy with red and white hair, he had his left eye covered with a big plaster, Izuku smiled at him, his vocation as a teacher kicking in "Hi, who might you be?"
"I-I'm Shoto…" said the boy with a feeble voice
"Shoto, what did I tell you about formal introductions?" the kid trembled, he seemed near to being brought to tears, Izuku intervened "It's ok sir, he's just a kid and wanting to be a teacher I'm studying about kid's behaviour and I believe it is right for him to behave as one of his age."
Enji was getting redder in anger, but he forced himself to smile, he didn't want his daughter to run away from home with him as he wanted to convince her that the young man was not the right one, "Be patient Enji, be patient and you will have perfect grandchildren, I haven't asked him about his quirk yet so he can still redeem himself."
Shoto, on the other hand, was looking at Izuku in awe, it was the first time someone had ever stood up to his father; the other two Todoroki siblings were getting more and more preoccupied, Natsuo, foreseeing how the night was going, had not locked the door and he had the remote to open the gate in his pocket.
The dinner was consumed in silence, even though Izuku had never eaten such an expensive meat he couldn't enjoy it for the unbelievable amount of tension in the air.
When they all finished eating Enji looked at the green haired man, his gaze penetrating into Izuku's soul, making him shiver.
"I believe we didn't start with the right foot. While I don't agree with the decision of becoming a teacher instead of a hero I must respect it, would you now mind telling me about your quirk as I believe my daughter must have chosen someone with quite the powerful one?"
Izuku tapped on the table three times, Fuyumi understood what it meant and she looked at Natsuo who, understanding what was going to happen showed her the remote from under the table.
"Sir, i believe your daughter appreciates my quirk and I can assure you I am very proficient in using it thanks to my part time job, I believe you can guess what it is once I tell you about my quirk." said Izuku smirking,he shifted his balance so he could jump on his feet and run away as fast as possible "I have quite the peculiar quirk, it is quite useful as I can vibrate..." "Nice, vibrations can inflict a lot of damage and cut through steel." thought Enji, but his dream was immediately crushed by Izuku saying "my dick."
Enji's eye twitched, he didn't want to believe it, how could someone with such A VULGAR AND INFERIOR QUIRK EVEN THINK ABOUT LOOKING AT HIS DAUGHTER?!
His beard started becoming hotter until his whole body exploded in flames, Izuku jumped on his feet, he picked Fuyumi up, placing her on his right shoulder, he had something under his right arm but he didn't pay much attention to it.
Izuku ran towards the exit, flames scorching his back, he hit the door and he happily discovered it was open, he continued running towards the exit and he saw the gate slowly opening, he turned briefly around and he saw Natsuo showing him a remote and giving him a thumbs up.
Izuku was finally out, the gate was closed and Todoroki Enji, better known as Endeavor, was still inside.
"It went well right?" he asked Fuyumi, who was still on his shoulder
"I mean, I don't need to put you in the fridge to preserve roasted broccoli so yes, it went quite well, I think Natsuo is laughing as a madman."
"Admit it, I am a great actor." said Izuku in a flirting tone
"Don't be a casanova. By the way, can you put my brother down?"
"Your what?" Izuku looked at the weight under his left arm, he saw Shoto smiling at him
"I HAVE JUST KIDNAPPED YOU BROTHER?!"
"Yes, you did, you are now the number one enemy of japan's number two hero."
"I have had it worse I guess? Hey kid do you want to crash at our place for the night?" asked Izuku to the heterochromatic haired boy, he knew something was up and he wanted to help him.
"Is me staying at you place for the night going to piss the old fart off?"
"Shoto language, who taught you this…" started Fuyumi, but she was interrupted by Izuku
"It's ok Fuyumi, he needs to let out some steam." he smirked as he said a four word phrase "Yes, yes it is." Shoto's smile brightened
"Count me in then."
The morning after on every news station there was one particular piece of news:
ENDEAVOUR'S HOUSE BURSTING INTO FLAMES AS THREE PEOPLE ARE SEEN RUNNING AWAY. IS THE NUMBER TWO HERO ON AN ESCAPADE WITH HIS WIFE AND SON?
Enji Todoroki was now beyond pissed; he started researching the green haired man, he found his name on a link and he found himself on a porn site on the ranking page, at number one for the male actors he saw something that pissed him off even more: Izuku Midoriya aka All Night
Again, another time, this was the last drop, now even the parodies were number one, not only the original was mocking him, now even a pornstar named after the number one hero dared to defy him.
Aaaand cut.
I loved writing this chapter.
Let me know if you want another one or two.
See you next time in his story or in my other one.
Darth Quantistic out.