Hi everyone
The response to the first chapter was so positive I had to continue this story.
Before I start I have to thank everyone who followed, favorited and reviewed; it made me so happy I spent the whole day grinning like an idiot.
Enjoy.
Izuku's numbers were exploding, he had a lead of a few million views on the second most-viewed male pornstar and two millions on the most popular female one, it was unprecedented and his success was spreading overseas: pirated videos had been published on western sites and he was gradually getting popular even in the non-japanese sites.
A certain site that had been around since the XXI century, and was the biggest one, had him at number five hundred, both male and female.
This success brought two things: fame and trouble.
His manager entered the room, Izuku was preparing for his next shoot
"Hey Midoriya, we got a request for a shoot."
"Who is it from?"
"I will just say top five of Hub, russian."
"Our Malkova?"
"Yes, her, is next month ok? She is the one who's going to come here, you don't have to worry about passport and such."
"No problem. Man this is big news, I would've never imagined becoming this famous."
"You sure did walk a long road, I remember your first shoot, you were a blushing mess."
"Don't tell me about it, please, I wanted to forget it."
"Nope, I'm going to tease you until the end of times with it."
Izuku got home, he saw the now fourteen year old Shoto Todoroki lying down on the couch with a pack of ice on each arm and big bandage over his shoulder.
"Let me guess, rough training?"
"You don't say?"
"Don't you sass me young man, you know that I just need you to talk and me and Fuyumi can take custody over you right? I have the papers ready."
"I know but I want to continue training so I can be a hero just with mom's quirk."
Izuku facepalmed, he had tried countless times that his left side was not his father implanted in him, the only thing he obtained was the promise to use that fire if needed, and consequently training it so he wouldn't destroy random things when the time came, he just had to say "I know you don't want to use your fire, just imagine a collapsed building with civilians inside, it's cold and they need something hot as fast as possible, the medics need ten minutes to arrive, do you leave the civilians in the cold, risking death? Do you use an untrained quirk, risking casualties?".
Over the two years they had known each other the teen had instaurated a solid bond with the green haired man, it was not at the level of a father and son one but it was near the one a boy has with his young uncle; Fuyumi, on the other hand, was between the sternness of a mother and a grandmother who spoils her grandkid.
Shoto liked staying with the couple and they liked having him, the only downside of having him was limiting their "workouts" but they could manage.
Another aspect of Izuku's popularity was him becoming the university's idol, everyone knew him and he was invited to every single party; he had never been that much of a party-animal so he usually declined those invites, but when he accepted a few times he found himself at the center of attention, luckily for him that was the last year before he could graduate.
"Time flies, doesn't it?" he told to the person walking next to him
"Oh it sure does, how long has it been since we met?" asked Fuyumi
"Something like four years? We've been together for three and a half."
"I guess you're right."
Fuyumi frowned, her hand under her chin "You know, I'm quite scared if I think about what is going to happen in the future, we're going to graduate in a few months and I don't think I'm ready to be a teacher."
"Don't worry, you'll do fantastic. My problem is a little different: am I ever going to find work as a teacher? I mean, we could live off the money I made from my "acting career" but I don't think I will ever find a position as a teacher."
"Who knows, maybe the perfect offer will fall from the sky… and if it doesn't I wouldn't mind having a house-husband."
The last words took a few seconds to sink in, when they did the both of them blushed like crazy, Fuyumi tried to say something but she just stuttered.
What saved them was Izuku's phone ringing, he looked to see what it was: Mitsuki.
Now, what could she possibly need? She wasn't the type of person who randomly calls people just to ask how they are, she must've had a reason, man was he right.
"Izuku, hahaha, I can't do it." she couldn't utter more than two words without a fit of laughter
"Mitsuki? What's going on?"
"Katsuki, ahahaha, screamed." and off she went laughing again, Izuku facepalmed, he could never understand how random a lot of the people he knew could be.
"What did he scream?" he got just laughter as an answer
"Mitsuki, do the both of us a favor, calm down then call me back in five minutes or so
"Ok, If I don't die of laughte-ahahaha."
Izuku looked at Fuyumi, she had a puzzled look on her face after hearing what couldn't be defined as a conversation; the two waited for five minutes standing there, silently staring at each other.
The phone rang again, Izuku swiped towards the green icon to accept the call, sometimes he wondered why smartphones hadn't progressed much over the last two hundred years, but he wasn't going to consume his soul with that question.
"Mitsuki can you tell me what happened the way a civilized person would?"
"Yes, yes, geez you're such an old man, anyways, a few hours ago I heard Katsuki screaming something unintelligible from his room, the second after I see him running towards me, his phone in his hand, when I looked at the phone I saw a porn video starring you. The brat was so shocked he didn't understand what he was doing, hell he still had an erection, honestly I'm not even mad, I haven't laughed like that in a long time."
"Ok then, but why did you bother calling me?"
"Because once again you helped me teach a lesson to my son, I don't think he will jerk off soon after this."
"Oh, well, tell him not to explode his penis next time."
"Sure, see you."
"Bye Mitsuki."
Now, Fuyumi was confused, she did know her parents were not normal but she didn't think the Bakugous were normal parents either, at least they were normal people; a certain flaming asshole sneezed in another part of the city, he had never had a cold so he could only think of one person, or maybe two, or maybe two people as the same one "All MNight! Why do you always have to go against me!"
"Sir, you have burned down half of the mall while shouting the name of a pornstar together with All Might's, do you need someone to talk to?" deadpanned the police officer right next to him while he was apprehending the villain Endeavor captured, said hero didn't respond.
Izuku was surprised when his manager sent him a message saying "You got another burst of popularity thanks to the city's hottest man shouting your name." and he didn't question it, he found the answer later in the day when he saw the news
"Oh dear, you must have traumatized my father pretty hard." said Fuyumi, who was watching the tv with him; the third person sitting on the couch was laughing, nearly maniacally, at the sight of his father making a fool of himself.
The day came to an end and the new day arrived, it was a big day for Izuku as he was going to appear on Present Mic's podcast, saying it was the most followed podcast in the whole state shouldn't be needed, that was the first time a pornstar had ever gotten so mainstream.
"Today, my dear listeners, we have a special guest in the studio. Can I get a YEEEEEEEAAAAAH for the man who is number one in Japan, the man whose popularity is exploding in the west, the man whose name is screamed by Endeavor…."
"Holy shit it's All Might." thought everyone
"I proudly present to you…..All…...Night!"
A lot of people faked not knowing him, a lot of people did, a lot of people tried to hide the fact they knew a lot about the man, especially about his "attribute".
"Hi everyone, it's such an honor to be here, especially as someone whose job is more related to people's intimity having such a public appearance is truly astonishing."
"C'mon All Night, can I call you Izuku?"
"As long as you don't call me something like, no nevermind, I don't want your podcast to suffer censorship but I think you got the general idea; You can call me however you want."
"Nice, let's get down to business: can you tell the public about yourself?"
"Sure, even if there's nothing special about my life."
"You can't be serious, you may be Japan's second most famous man abroad after All Might."
"I can say with the utmost certainty that my life has been quite a boring one until recently; I was born and I lived most of my life in the downtown of Musutafu, my mother raised me alone, she had to work multiple jobs to maintain the both of us and I'm glad I am so successful because now she doesn't have to overwork herself."
"Aww, you're such a sweetie…" teased him Mic, half of the moms listening to the podcast shouted to their sons something like "Why can't you be more like him you ungrateful brat?"
A blushing Izuku continued the story of his life "I always wanted to be a teacher but we didn't have enough money for university, so I did some babysitting and I have to thank a certain family for how much money they gave me, even though they continue to tell me I don't need to I feel the need to repay them; anyways, after highschool I went to university and I'm going to graduate in a few months, I don't think I will ever find a job as a teacher but, hey, if someone listening has an offer hit me up."
"Shameless self promoting apart" said Mic laughing "you haven't come here just to talk about your life haven't you?"
"You're right, I'm here to talk about an initiative I'm launching together with Midnight, it's called QSE, that stands for Quirk Sexual Education."
"That's quite the novelty, why did you feel like this initiative is needed?"
"It all started when I had to supervise the auditions for a shoot, we use rubber dolls for them and you're soon going to understand why. This guy came in and nothing felt out of place, I instructed him on what he had to do and he started, he was doing great until he reached THE point, you know what I mean, and he lost control over his quirk, electricity erupted from his arms, it destroyed nearly every piece of equipment we had in the room; the most disturbing part was the rubber doll: it was half melted and half carbonized, that was the moment I understood why real people didn't participate in the auditions."
"That's terrible."
"It is, now think about what could've happened if it wasn't a studio prepared for every occurrence but if it had happened in an apartment or in a hotel, there would've been at least a casualty and a lot of property damage, it wasn't the guy's fault as quirks are different for everybody but I think that we need a new form of education regarding those kinds of things."
Mic looked at him for a moment, he was pleasantly surprised, most of his guest talked about themselves, boasting, during the podcasts but this man was the one of the few who actually conveyed a message.
"I think we all found this conversation really instructive, is there a way for me to sign up for this initiative?"
"Just spread the word, at the moment we just need to raise awareness, the real initiative will be directed by Midnight."
"Nice, count me in. I've been meaning to ask, when does Midnight arrive to the scene?"
"It's all thanks to my manager, I feel like I owe him a huge shout out as I wouldn't be what I am today without him. Once I told him about my idea for the initiative he did a few phone calls and after a couple of days only I got in contact with Midnight."
"I'm sure your manager is a great person and even better at his job, props to you man. I'm sorry to say this but our time for today is almost over, do you have anything to say?"
"Yes, I have to thank Endeavor for giving me exposure, I don't know why he shouted my name but i think it's because he's excited about becoming part of the family."
With that the jingle signaling the end of the podcast was played.
"Fuck you All Night!" shouted Endeavor, who heard the whole thing from a big screen attached to a building near which he was fighting a villain.
A few bystanders had heard him loud and clear "I didn't know he was such a tsundere, asking for sex with such an angry tone in public."
"Do you think he is a top or a bottom?" retorted the other.
Endeavor was mad, so mad that when he got home he sat in a corner eating ice cream while crying tears of anger, he saw on the news the same theory and he went to the fridge to get more ice cream, he had never been so umiliated.
Natsuo was laughing his ass off watching his father, he had recorded everything on camera so he could send it to Shoto, man were they going to enjoy blackmailing the old fart.
At UA, the best school for heroes, Eraserhead, teacher and underground hero, was having a rough day "This is the third time some dumbasses injure each other while having sex with their quirks, two students got pregnant and one contracted HIV, what is wrong with kids these day? Why don't we have sex ed. anymore?" he made sure to voice his worries to Nezu, the little animal had always dealt with every problem swiftly and discreetly.
This time the principal decided that every, single, teacher was needed in the teacher's lounge for this problem.
Everyone was there except Mic, he had an habit of arriving late so Eraserhead was not shocked by his absence, what shocked him was seeing said blonde walking in the room with a smug grin on his face, Nezu announced him as "The one who has the solution for this problem is our Present Mic."
The blonde grinned even wider, the occasions in which he could feel important were few if he didn't count the events he hosted, like the sports festival and such, so he wanted to savour the situation.
"I, gentlemen and gentleladies, don't have the solution, I KNOW the solution." everyone apart from Nezu looked at him questioningly, the blonde showed them a picture of a young man with green hair, "He is the solution."
Aizawa looked at the young man, he felt familiar, so he asked Mic "Is he a hero, because he feels familiar."
"Did you watch or listen to today's podcast?" asked Mic, looking at Eraserhead strangely
"No, I didn't."
Aizawa faced the rest of the teachers "Would anyone mind telling me why this man feels so incredibly familiar I feel like I could describe every inch of his boy?"
The other teachers looked at him in an even stranger way, they couldn't believe their ears, and the "every inch of his body" definitely struck the finishing blow.
The end, of the chapter.
This is quite a serious chapter but I needed to lay the base for future happenings.
I put a few hidden jokes in the chapter, let's see who can catch 'em all, jokemon!
Fun fact, I wrote this chapter listening to the soundtrack of Doom Eternal so I may have put something related to souls and such but I like the chapter like this.
See you next time.