Who? V/K
When? AU, modern!Cowboys
Foolish Games
"Is this really necessary?"
"It is."
"And why aren't you under the truck?"
"You were already dirty."
On the ground, he quirks a pale eyebrow in her direction and, shuffling under the vehicle says, "I'm pretty sure you ended up with some jam on your shirt this morning."
"I did-" Mina looks down and spies the offending spot and huffs, "Why were you looking at my chest anyway?"
"You're wearing your date bra because all your others are hanging up in the bathroom. It's kind of hard not to notice Mary Kate and Ashley."
Glad he's under the car and can't see her blush, she ignores the comment about her chest and choice of lingerie, and says, "Have you found him?"
"Oh, he's here, he just doesn't want to come out. I wonder where he inherited that quality from."
"Artie..." Mina croons and leans back against the fence, treating herself to an unobstructed view of her roommate's glorious posterior. She decides not to mention she scattered some tuna - the cat's favorite - under the truck earlier.