Within UA's office building, through the twisting corridors and dozens of offices, you would find the head office of one Nedzu, the genius animal whose eye for talent and strategy remained unmatched. Within this office, a particularly curious group had assembled. Nedzu himself- it was his office after all- One of Nedzu's trusted teachers, the ever logical Aizawa Shouta, and, oddly enough, the Rank 5 Pro Hero Miruko, arms crossed and foot tapping in annoyance.

The two humans stood behind Nedzu's desk, flanking the small rodent as they stared at the student sitting in the center of the room. They were tall for a 17 year old, and they had longer black hair that fell down their face in long wavy strands, although it was still much shorter than Aizawa's own unkempt hairstyle. The boy, whose face was twisted into a sour expression of frustration, sat with his arms crossed, glaring at the Rabbit Hero with as much heat and anger as she had been sending his way for the last 15 quiet minutes.

Nedzu figured it was about time they broke that silence. "Shogeki-kun, you could just say no, you've been glaring at that file fo-"

"Alright sick, later-"

"Sit your ass down, boy!" Shogeki Akira groaned in frustration while Nedzu just sighed, asking Miruko to keep her voice down. She harumphed loudly, crossing her arms and continuing to bare her teeth at her student intern. He gave her back just as much as she gave him, really really not in the mood for her shit today.

"Shogeki-kun," Nedzu decided to try again, "While I can't force you to accept this offer, I'm sure it will be of great benefit to the both of us."

"Look Nedzu-sensei, I get it, I really do, but how the hell would I benefit from this? I already have to deal with my classes and training, not to mention my internship with this bitch!" He gestured to Miruko, who just rolled her eyes at him. "I don't have time for any of this, not that I would want to do it anyway."

"Hey brat," Shogeki looked back over at Miruko, who had lost her scowl, "Quit being a jackass and actually think this through. The League has had a leg up on the heroes for too long, and we finally managed to catch one. This is a victory these whelps," She gestured to Nedzu and Aizawa with her head, "Desperately need. Now quit causing problems and put what I've taught you into action."

The student pinched his nose, trying to ignore the small bit of shame he was feeling that was quickly replaced with more annoyance. He turned to Nedzu, "Alright, alright. Let's say I agree to this crazy ass plan you've got. What then? I still have my classwork, plus my extra coursework for advanced classes, and hero training, and my internship. I'm running on fumes at the end of my days as is, I don't have the time to play babysitter to some blonde bimbo in a sailor outfit."

"We've thought it over," Aizawa spoke up, bringing the students attention to him, "And we're prepared to transfer some of your classes into a workload only structure. You'll be given all of your work for that class at the beginning of the month, and you'll be able to complete them on your own time- Lectures no longer required."

Shogeki hummed, "Alright, but what classes? Hero training is obviously not an option, I'm acing the entirety of mathematics, so I guess that? And Modern Hero Art History, not that I give a damn about that class anyway."

"Is that so?" Nedzu glanced over at Aizawa in the corner of the room, who returned the look with a dead stare. Looking back, the ferret-like creature shuffled around a few papers on his desk and said, "I think we can drop Modern Hero Art and Mathematics."

The student blew air out of his nose in thought, before he sighed, nodded his head, and leaned forward to sign the paperwork. He shook Nedzu's paw and asked, "When am I getting her?"

"We'll have the police bring her to your dorm in about a week. We'll make your classmates aware of the basics of the situation and we'll help you rearrange your room to accommodate."

"Yeah, that makes sense" I'm gonna nee- Wait, wait wait wait, she's gonna be shacking up with me?! I agreed to babysit her, not marry the psycho."

Aizawa jumped in with, "There needs to be a constant watch over her, so measures will be taken to ensure she's never more than 20 meters away from you. Any chance she has to escape or cause harm to another student, she'll no doubt take, so you can't let her out of your sight. Hygiene and other more private concerns will be deliberated to a female classmate of your choosing, however the large majority of her captivity is your responsibility."

"The hell is gonna stop her from slitting my neck in my sleep?"

"We'll be changing the lock on your door from the standard deadbolt to a special electromagnetic lock that Power Loader is designing. It'll only open when a current of 2 Million Volts run through it, a dangerous level of electricity that very few people in this school have the ability to interact with."

"Alright, I see how she'll be unable to escape, but you glossed over the bit about her maybe killing me."

"All staff and students will be made aware that opening that door themselves will result in severe consequences, meaning that if she kills you, she'll be left to starve to death."

"Glad to see my safety is of such a high conce-" Miruko clocked him on the head, a sign that he should probably quit running his mouth. Growling and feeling a bit of blood in his mouth, he swallowed and gave up trying to figure out the situation and just stood up to leave. "I'll assume you assholes won't just leave me to die and take my leave then. Need to make sure I hide most of my important shit at my dad's place, but I'll wait on you guys to help with the furniture stuff. Anything else I should know?"

"Yeah, actually." Miruko spoke up, "Stop giving the cops such a hard time, you're not a pro hero yet, so the cops are gonna have to go through the standard procedures whenever you actually bag a criminal. It's not their fault, so stop acting like a jackass."

"I'm not giving them a hard time, I'm just showing them a video on my phone that I've found to validate my actions."

"Oh god, it's not Stain's video is it?" Aizawa asks from the corner.

"No, it's a video of me saying 'Shogeki Akira is my intern and he'll do what he wants'." Miruko gave the second-year student a look like she was just asking him to argue with her. Well, if she was asking…

"Well, you did let me record that video."

"Because that was the only way I could get you to quit calling me at 3 am from the police station every time your sorry ass got arrested for beating up thugs when you couldn't sleep!"

"And I haven't woken you up since, now have I?"

"Shogeki-kun, you can return to class now." Nedzu interrupted what was quickly becoming a pissing contest before either of them could come to blows, or more realistically, before Miruko could beat him into the ground for disrespecting her authority.

The younger hero in training was only too happy to leave, saying over his shoulder, "I don't have to go to Mathematics anymore, so I'm heading back to my room. Later boys." A snarky handwave followed and it was only Aizawa's capture gear that stopped the rabbit hero from chasing him down.

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"Damnit man, I thought we told you not to get yourself expelled." The voice that came from behind him was playful, if not still somehow mature at the same time.

With a heavy sigh, Shogeki looked up from packing a box with now-unneeded textbooks and over to his door, mildly upset to see Totsu standing there with his arms crossed. "Will you fuck off and leave me alone for once in your life, I've got enough shit to do without having to play 20 questions with you."

"Oh please, we both know I'd kick your ass at-"

"Coffee table."

"What are you, a wizard?! How do you do that?"

"You always guess coffee table first, even Hamada knows that, and she's as scatterbrained as they come." Totsu pouted, ignoring Shogeki's very obvious annoyance and sitting on his bed. "What do you want, Totsu, I'm busy. I have to make room for a roommate, because being forced to live with all of you apparently wasn't punishment enough."

"Would you lighten up, it's probably not that ba-"

"She's a serial killer who's killed over 90 people."

"You're complaining about sharing a room with a chick? Don't you know that half of the guys in our class would kill to be in your shoes right now?"

"Did you literally not hear a single word I just said?"

"Wait, you're tossing your neons?!" Totsu pointed to a box of neon wall signs wrapped in an excessive number of towels. "Dude, those are sick, I'll give you 10,000 yen for them."

"First of all, those are worth at least 500,000 total, so fuck off my dick with this 10,000 shit. Second, fuck you, third, I'm not tossing them, I'm taking them back to my dad's place for safekeeping. Supposedly this bitch can kill with her teeth, so I'm not gonna give her chemical weapons in the shape of a glass pineapple."

"Ooh, are we making fruit salads in here? I heard pineapple!" This time the voice was high pitched and feminine, and the face in the doorway was one made completely of water.

"Hamada, get out of here, we're not making fruit salads, I'm movi- Why won't you people leave me alone! Go away, Kikai!" Shogeki screamed at the large robotic student that had appeared behind Hamada, spooking them a bit. The robot charged down the hall, seemingly upset, leading Hamada to voice her thoughts on Shogeki's rudeness. "Goddamnit, Totsu, go get Kikai and calm them down, I need to talk to Hamada about some shit."

"Don't go sleeping around, now, your new girlfriend will get all upset." The shorter boy left with a cheeky laugh, ducking under a textbook thrown his way.

"Stupid bastard. You can't even have sex, Hamada, your body doesn't allow it… Right?" Shogeki shot the water girl a look, gesturing to her body.

"Well, not with you Sparky, you'd drive me a different type of crazy."

"Can you not do this?"

"Like, I get what you mean, bu-" He shoved his arm into her shoulder and released a small shock, causing her body to lose its shape and collapse into a puddle, her clothes falling with wet smack.

"I get that you love talking, but seriously shut up for a minute." She reformed just her upper body, sticking out of the floor and causing water damage that he'd probably have to fix later but whatever. "The principal is giving me one of those League bastards to keep an eye on, and there's certain shit I can't really do. You're gonna be in charge of that shit."

"Like what?"

"Like making sure she's not turning a wall tile into a shank when she's in the shower or something. Despite Totsu's efforts, we don't have co-ed bathrooms, so I'm not really allowed to be around when she's showering, so you'll have to tag in for that."

"How's it pay?"

"…Fuckin what?"

"How much are you paying me? This is a job right?"

"No, I'm not getting paid, so neither are you bitch. Got a problem, talk to Nedzu, now get out."

"Fine, I will talk to Nedzu." Hamada pouted, reforming the rest of her body and walking out of his room with her arms crossed.

With a deep sigh, Shogeki put the last few textbooks into the box and taped it up, carrying it down to the common room. He sent a message to his father to figure out a time to pick them up and went back up to his room. Taking a quick look around, he decided he'd done enough with his day and retreated back to his room, planning to lie down on his bed to wait until dinner. He used his phone to look up some extra info on this Toga chick he was gonna have to be putting up with. He was aware of the basics, just about anyone knew who the League of Villains were, and the names of the members had become common knowledge to most.

After 20 minutes of searching the internet, he still hasn't found any news of her capture. He had to give it to Miruko, when she decided she wanted to keep quiet she actually pulled off the impossible and didn't make a scene. Since he figured he wasn't gonna find anything he didn't already know, he put his phone to the side and crossed his arms behind his head. Once Toga was passed off to him, he fully expected his precious peace and quiet would disappear in its entirety. It would be wise to savor it while he still could.

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2-A Student Spotlight

Shogeki Akira- Male

Birthday- 8-10

Quirk- Electricity

Hero Name- The Gigawatt Hero: Shock Jockey

Heroic Rank 1

Academic Rank 3

6 foot tall, angry, tired, and rarely irrational. Extremely overworked and irritable. Top of the class, with a strong belief in the law. From a long family of servicemen. Black hair past his shoulders, often tied back. Piercings in his eyebrow, nose, ear and lips.