Skeleton
*i'm not lazy, i'm just BONE tired.
*i bet that one tickled your FUNNY BONE.
*hope you don't have a BONE to pick with me.
*lemme know if i'm RIBbing ya.
*don't get RATTLED just yet.
*i still have a SKELE-TON more of these.
Band
*i hear skeletons normally play the saxaBONE.
*i myself prefer the trombone.
*TIBIA honest, though, i know someone who plays a mean xyloBONE.
Pun Importance
*let's get something straight, kiddos.
*jokes are very PUNdimental.
*and they don't carry well if you aren't PUNctual with the PUNch line.
*does this make me the bad guy?
*eh, hell if i know.
*send me to the PUNgeon or the PUNitentiary if you must.
*my PUNintentional jokes have gotten me in a lotta trouble with my bro.
Condiments
*thanks, i know you MUSTARD the courage to try and out-pun me.
*truth is, though, you can't KETCHUP.
*can we just RELISH this moment instead?
*no need to act so SALTY.
*PEPPER them on gently.
*you'll PARSLEY believe what you'll find.
*i MAYO may not have cheated.
*i mean, these jokes are SAUCEy enough, right?
*or just plain JUICY.
*lemme know what you think, OIL just go and take a nap.
*agh, i think that's enough outta me for now.
*i'm BONE tired and have had a FEMUR lately.
*all of you stay safe out there.
*i know it wasn't much, and most of these jokes are known, but they're HUMERUS anyhow.
*i'll cya kiddos around.
*i'm headed to grillby's.