The next day; a gypsy man was performing lots of magic for a crowd.
"And now, I shall chop myself in half." said tye gypsy.
He then made a cutting motion with his hands around his waist before making his top half jump off his bottom half.
Everyone cheered.
Sonic came by eating a snickerdoodle cookie and was watching everything.
"Oh this is just sad." said Sonic.
He finished up his cookie.
Interview Gag
"What you're about to see is very awesome." said Sonic, "I kid you not."
End Interview Gag
Sonic walked over to the performace as the gyspy burped out fire at will.
Everyone cheered, but Sonic was the only one who booed.
Everyone turned to the hedgehog.
"Where's Cedric the Entertainer. This isn't the CBS show the Neighborhood." said Sonic.
Everyone but the gypsy laughed.
"I was told this was a stand up comedy act." said Sonic, "Why isn't there any African American actors making any jokes? I should have just went to a Daniel Tosh special."
Everyone except the Gypsy laughed.
"Why you fucking BEEEP!" He shouted.
Everyone gasped in shock.
Three Pidgey's who were flying by gasped in shock before falling to the ground.
A Growlith who was taking a dump behind a bush gasped in shock.
A Blastoise and a Feraligatre who were battling each other both gasped in shock.
The Earth was rotating before stopping.
The Gypsy chuckled nervously.
But the viewers walked off in disgust, shocking him.
"Wait, I'm sorry, it just slipped out. Wait, wait, wait, don't go." said the gypsy.
Sonic chuckled.
"Do it again, that joke was the only good thing to come out of this." said Sonic.
The Gypsy became mad.
"Oh shut up you fucking BEEP!" He shouted.
More gasping sounds were heard.
The same three Pidgey's who were flying by gasped in shock before falling to the ground.
The same Growlith who was taking a dump behind a bush gasped in shock.
The same Blastoise and Feraligatre who were battling each other both gasped in shock.
The Earth was rotating before stopping.
The Gypsy groaned in anoyance.
"Best magic show I've ever seen." said Sonic.
The Gypsy growled in anger before glaring at Sonic.
"Just for your cruel nature towards me, I shall place a curse upon you." said the Gypsy, "You shall be as fast as the average hedgehog, and be as overweight as hippos, that is the way it shall be until you apologise like the dumb blonde bimbbo's."
"Doesn't even properly rhyme." said Sonic.
The Gypsy started dancing onto the street as his hands glowed, but then he was hit by a fast moving bus, causing his body parts to fly all over the place, and one of his arms flew over to a shocked Sonic.
"OH FUCK!" yelled Sonic.
He looked around.
"Uh, he was dead when I got here." said Sonic.
He started to walk off.
"I'm sure it'll be fine." said Sonic.
Back at Toon Manor; Knuckles was raiding the fridge and had a sub sandwich made.
Knuckles smiled.
"Yummy." He said.
Then Sonic who was now overweight and as big as Owen entered the room.
"Hey Knuckles." said Sonic.
"Hey Sonic." Knuckles said before turning to Sonic and became shocked.
Sonic became confused.
"What?" said Sonic.
"Something seems different about you." said Knuckles.
Sonic was confused.
"Really?" He asked.
"Did you get a haircut?" said Knuckles.
"Nope." said Sonic.
Knuckles did some thinking.
"Lost some baby teeth?" said Knuckles.
"Nope, I lost them a while ago." said Sonic.
Knuckles groaned.
"I'm lost." said Knuckles.
Interview Gag
"I have no idea what's going on right now." said Knuckles.
End Interview Gag
Knuckles did some thinking.
"When you figure it out, let me know, I'm getting something out of the cookie jar." said Sonic.
He walked over to a cookie jar and opened it up before pulling out an oatmeal raisen cookie.
"Nope." said Sonic.
He put the cookie back in and pulled out a rainbow chip cookie.
"Yes." said Sonic and ate the cookie.
"I'm still hungry." He said.
He then opened the fridge and literally pulled everything out and ate it in one gulp.
The hedgehog burped.
"Oh that's good." said Sonic.
Tails then appeared.
"Well I've done it, I've-" Tails said before looking at Sonic and became shocked, "WET MYSELF IN SHOCK!"
Sonic looked at his best friend in confusion.
"What're you talking about?" said Sonic.
Tails pulled out his phone and turned on the selfie cam and turned the screen to Sonic.
"Take a look at yourself." said Tails.
Sonic looked at himself and became shocked and mad.
"OH MY GOD, KATHLEEN TURNER ATE ME, THAT CRAZY WOMAN!" Sonic said before speaking calmly, "Loved her as Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit though."
Sonic then saw Owen's cake in a glass container and removed it and ate the cake.
Tails shook his head.
"Didn't you pay any attention? You're very overweight now." said Tails.
"Sorry but I'm hungry." said Sonic, "Which reminds me, my take out should be here. I ordered 1 of everything from every reaturant."
Tails is shocked.
Interview Gag
"I feel like I've seen this from somewhere." Tails said.
End Interview Gag
Later; Shaggy, Scooby & Owen came by and saw Sonic eating everything in the dining room and they are shocked.
"Zoinks, Sonic's as chubby as you are Owen." said Shaggy.
Owen nodded.
"Yeah." said Owen, "Almost like I have a twin brother right now."
"Maybe he should lose some weight." said Scooby.
Sonic finished his food and burped.
"Nothing a good run can't fix." said Sonic.
He started to run off, but at the pace of a normal human.
Everyone was shocked by this.
Sonic noticed it and stopped in his tracks in shock.
"My powers, they're gone." said Sonic, "Not again. And I thought that Brainiarmy incident with the Phantom Ruby was bad enough."
He then sighed.
"I'm hungry." He said.
Shaggy became serious.
"Like this is no time to think about food." He said.
Everyone gasped at what Shaggy said.
The Pidgey, Spearow and Tailow who were flying gasped in shocked and fell.
The Houndour who's pooping gasped in shocked.
The Mid Day Lycanroc and Midnight Lycanroc who are battling stopped and gasped.
Tom, Jerry and Spike who are beating each other gasped.
Lex Luthor who has SuperMan in a Kryptonite cage was laughing and the two enemies gasped.
Even Batman & Joker who are battling gasped in shocked.
The earth stopped moving.
Shaggy chuckled nervously.
"What, like I can't have a consious." said Shaggy.
"I'm amazed we did the Harley Quinn gag without resorting to using the C word." said Sonic.
He then farted.
Everyone groaned.
"Oh gross." said Scooby.
"Yeah, it's better when I do it." said Owen.
"So what happened?" asked Shaggy.
Sonic sighed and told everyone what happened and everyone is shocked.
"You pissed off a magical gypsy? Like that's really messed up man." said Shaggy.
"Not as messed up as all those Ultra Instinct Shaggy meems that're online?" said Sonic.
Shaggy looked at Sonic before frowning.
"Touche." said Shaggy.
"We should find a way to remover this curse." said Scooby.
"Good idea and on the way we can get some tacos, corn dogs, burgers, chili dogs, Chinese, grapes, ice cream, nachos, carrots & eggs." said Sonic.
"NO!" everyone yelled.
"You need to lose some weight, even if you can't run anymore." said Tails.
"Don't worry, I'll go to the hospital and get myself liposuction." said Sonic, "Then after that, just eat nothing but fruits and vegetables."
Later at the Hospital; the Doctors examined Sonic who was eating tacos, corn dogs, burgers, chili dogs, Chinese food, grapes, ice cream, nachos, carrots & eggs
One of the Doctors turned to Sonic's friends.
"Sorry but we don't do curses, there's nothing we can do." He said.
Sonic groaned.
"I came here to get liposuction to remove this fat I gained, not to remove a curse. If I wanted that to happen, I would have went to Doctor Strange." said Sonic.
The doctor smiled.
"Oh why didn't you say so? We can do that." said the doctor.
Later; Sonic had all his fat sucked out by a liposuction machine.
Interview Gag
"I'll go to Strange later." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
The doctor removed the tubes from Sonic who stood up and sighed.
"There, all better." said Sonic.
But then his fat returned to him.
This shocked the doctors.
"Oh fuck." said Sonic.
Interview Gag
"This is all I need, an intense curse." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
Sonic screamed and sighed.
"I'm hungry." He said.
"PIN HIM DOWN!" yelled Tails.
Then Scooby, Shaggy, Owen, and Tails pinned Sonic down as Knuckles did some thinking.
"Maybe he's been taking pilaties." said Knuckles.
Everyone glared at Knuckles.
"Still haven't figured it out yet?" said Owen.
"No." said Knuckles.
Owen shook his head and saw Sonic with a chili dog somehow.
"Yikes." said Owen.
Interview Gag
"His appetite is now bigger then mine." said Owen.
End Interview Gag
Later they were at a reaturant and everyone was shocked by how much Sonic is eating.
"Okay, we'd better talk to Doctor Strange about reversing this curse." said Tails.