Back in the New York Sanctum; the heroes were still chained up and the magician was in a living room watching Star Wars The Mandalorian.
"Star Wars fucking sucks." said the magician, "I'm all for Lord of the Rings."
"They're both different genre's." said Ben.
"Don't care." said the magician.
He flipped smart TV apps to YouTube and started watching gameplay video of Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom.
"Why would anyone want to play this video games remake, the original sucks just as much." said the magician.
Ben glared at The Magician.
"Because the original game has a cult following." said Ben.
"Still sucks, especially the part where the King Jellyfish was singing in the shower." said the magician.
Everyone in the room gasped in shock.
Mr Krabs who was kissing money gasped in shock.
Some jellyfish who were swimming in the ocean stopped and gasped in shock before falling to the ground.
Spongebob who was flipping krabby patties gasped in shock.
Patrick who was eating a patty gasped in shock.
Squidward who was playing a clarinet gasped in shock.
Sandy who was inventing stuff gasped in shock.
The earth was rotating before stopping.
Back at the sanctum.
"Oh you mother fucker, you just had to insult one of the greatest video games in history, especially one of it's funniest cutscenes." said Crunch.
"I still think it's stupid and ugly." said the Magician.
He then changed the video to one of a cat playing chopsticks with chopsticks.
But he didn't notice that a portal opened up and Amity emerged from it.
The others noticed it.
"Amity?" Luz said before a finger was placed over her lips by Amity.
"Roger told me to come here to get you out in case something happened." said Amity.
"Where is he anyways?" said Kai.
With Roger; he was with the Boiling Isles guards at a DVD store and held up a copy of Billy Madison.
"This film is what we call a flop." Roger said before holding up a copy of Forrest Gump, "This however is what's called an award winner."
The guards nodded and wrote stuff down.
Back at the New York Sanctum.
"Yeah, he's useless." said Amity.
She managed to use a magic circle to make everyone free from their chains.
She smiled.
"Now let's get out of here." said Amity.
The group started to sneak off, but then King farted very loudly.
Everyone fainted.
The magician heard it and looked at the group before becoming mad.
"HEY!" yelled the magician.
King shrieked before grabbing everyone and dragged them off very quickly.
The magician followed.
King appeared in a room and smacked everyone awake.
"I'm sorry mommy, I'll write you." said Strange.
King became confused.
"What?" said King.
"What?" said Strange.
"Nevermind that, this magician is now after us." said King.
"WHERE IS THE OWL LADY!?" yelled the magician's voice.
Everyone gulped.
"I got an idea." said Strange.
The group huddled.
The magician was looking around the place.
"Come out, come out, wherever you are." said the magician.
But he was pinned to a wall by Ben as Whampire.
"You ain't going to get your hands on Eda." said Whampire.
The magician conjured up some magical hyrogliphs before zapping Ben's omnitrix, turning him from Whampire to Grey Matter before kicking him into a wall.
He then ran off.
"Oh crap." said Grey Matter.
In another room; the others were hiding Eda underneath a bed of sorts.
"Just stay hidden Eda, no matter what, don't show yourself." said King.
"I hear that." said Eda.
She went under the bed just before the magician entered the room angry.
The others turned to him and gasped in shock.
"This has gone on far enough." said the magician.
"Listen, the curse you placed on her has been lifted, just leave her be." said Luz.
"Hell no, I still need the money from her bounty." said the magician.
"You really think that this is the way to capturing a criminal?" said Crunch.
"This is the only way to capture a criminal." said the magician.
"Cursing criminals then turning them in after removing their curse?" said Kai.
"I'LL CURSE THOUSANDS OF CRIMINALS JUST TO GET LOTS OF MONEY! AND I'LL SILENCE ANYONE WHO DARES GET IN MY WAY!" yelled the magician.
He conjured up a magic circle that knocked everyone away before approaching the bed Eda was hiding under.
The others noticed it.
"NO!" everyone yelled.
The magician reached for the bed, only to fail to grab a hologram of a sleeping demon.
The man became shocked.
"What the?" said the man.
The walls lifted up, revealing that the heroes minus Strange were actually in the simulator room and that Roger was sitting at the controls with the same guards he was giving a tour to.
"And that is what we call baiting people." said Roger.
The guards nodded and wrote stuff down.
"Okay guards, pop quiz." said Roger.
The guards groaned in annoyance.
Roger smiled.
"Eh don't worry about. I don't think any of you noticed anything off. But I spotted several big mistakes, with one of them needing to be adressed." said Roger.
The magician became confused.
"What, what's going on?" said the magician.
"You know what. Let's watch my favorite part again, shall we?" said Roger.
He rewound the video to the magician's confession.
"I'LL CURSE THOUSANDS OF CRIMINALS JUST TO GET LOTS OF MONEY!" the magician said in the video.
The magician gasped in shock as Roger replayed the video several times as the guards became shocked and mad.
"And finally, that's called a hustle." said Roger.
Two of the guards approached the wizard and placed cuffs on the man's hands.
He tried to struggle out of the cuffs.
"Don't bother, those cuffs will keep you from using your magic." said one of the guards.
"By the time Warden Wrath is through with you, you'll have to go back to the baby class in Hexside." said another guard.
"You can't arrest me, you have no jurisdiction here. What about the Owl Lady, she's here in this dimension, if I'm going, you might as well take her as well." said the magician.
"Not our problem right now, but you're the big one." said the first guard.
He pulled out a list and looked at it.
"You are charged with hundred counts of magical misdemeanors, placing curses on others just to make money on the black market, and one count for cursing someone with a spell that doesn't even rhyme." said the first guard.
The magician groaned as the guards walked off with him.
"Is it okay to come out now?" said Eda.
"Yeah, you're in the clear." said King.
Eda crawled out from under the bed.
"I don't believe a thing I just saw." said Eda.
"Which part, the fact that the guards arrested the asshole magician, or when Roger played back his confession?" said Amity.
"Both." said Eda, "Seemed like it came from Knives Out."
"Nope, it felt more like Monsters Inc." said Roger.
Then a sling ring portal opened up and Strange emerged from it with a bottle of a formula.
"Got the antidote." said Strange.
"It's about time, give it to me." Eda said before taking the potion and drinking it.
She then turned back to normal.
She smiled.
"Sweet, I'm old and foxy again." said Eda.
"What a relief." said King.
"Aw, I was missing being normal for a change, no one was scared of me briefly." said Crunch.
"Hey, your still normal to us Crunch." said Roger.
Crunch smiled.
"Thanks man." said Crunch.
Everyone looked at Roger.
"Just out of curiosity, why did you bring the Boiling Isle guards over to this reality?" said Amity.
"I looked into the laws of the Boiling Isles, and using a non rhyming spell is a capital offense punishable by way of being stripped of your powers, behind jaywalking of course." said Roger.
Interview Gag
"What can I say, all that time with Meek has made me a goodie two shoes." said Roger.
End Interview Gag
The heroes minus Strange magically appeared outside the New York Sanctum.
"And is there a reason you didn't tag along with us after getting what we needed?" said Luz.
"Needed to make sure everyone was in the same room." said Roger.
Luz groaned.
Roger then made an origami swan.